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arrow You have a character who is you turned into a TF.
arrow You have crushes on more than 2 characters, and at least one of them is from an opposing faction.
arrow You don’t like buying figures online unless you have to; you prefer to go out and buy them in normal stores.
arrow You have, you want, or you’re planning to get, a Transformers-related tattoo.
arrow That tattoo is/you want it to be somewhere where it’s huge and in plain sight.
arrow You have more than 2 TF fancharacters.
arrow You came up with transformation sequences for all your TF OCs.
arrow When you’re sneaking up on someone, and some else exposes you, you make a motion similar to a transformer transforming and run off.
arrow You can make the transformation sound with your jaw/mouth/voice.
arrow You plan to work for Hasbro one day.
arrow You don’t care what anyone says; Cybertronians TOTALLY have genders.
arrow There isn’t a TF generation you don’t like.
arrow You’ve seen at least a little bit of every generation.
arrow You get cheesed off when you realized there are some details/characters in some generation you missed.
arrow You dream more than once a week about Transformers.
arrow You personally would rather die at the hands of a TF than any other kind of death.
arrow You had a dream where you had kids with your favourite character.
arrow You've once accidentally called one of your friends or someone you know one of the character's names.
arrow You can play one or more of the soundtracks/theme tunes on an instrument.
arrow You've kissed a life-sized TF model at BotCon.
arrow You have a picture of that somewhere around your house/somewhere on the internet.
arrow You somehow talked one of the voice actors at BotCon to kiss you.
arrow When it comes to the phone, fake static is the solution to EVERYTHING!

arrow You wish you could find some Transformers memes. (if you have any, do tell!)
arrow You plan on posting this list somewhere just to show off your obsessive-ness (you have my permission to do so BTW, just link back here)
arrow Any time you’re meeting someone, you usually greet them by saying, “Bah-weep-grannah-weep-nini-bon!”
arrow If you get in fights with other TransFans (whatever the reason), you try to figure out whether they’re ‘Autobots’ or ‘Decepticons’ because you don’t want to attack someone who’s on your ‘side’.
arrow You consider Cybertronian your ‘second language.’
arrow When you’re bored, you get out your transformer figures and start playing with them like a younger kid would.
arrow You’ve been caught red-handed playing with your transformers before. (And I don’t mean just transforming them; I mean the whole deal, as in acting out their voices, acting out scenes, ect.)
arrow You punch, kick, or basically hurt anyone who makes the mistake of insulting Transformers unless it’s in a playful way. (Or even if it is lol)
arrow You hurt anyone who tries to touch your TFs without your permission.
arrow You don’t let younger siblings anywhere near your ‘formers, no matter what your parents say.
arrow You rarely let anyone touch your TF stuff.
arrow You have asked someone at LEAST once, “does this show to much of my insignia?”
arrow When you’re looking for TF figures, you wear a jacket or something to hide the insignia on your shirt (if you usually have one), and call it your ‘disguise’.
arrow You call your jacket or any other kind of clothing/accessory that you ALWAYS wear in some way your ‘trailer’.
arrow You have at least once said, “finally, I can take off this lousy disguise” whatever the reason may be.
arrow When another TransFan says they didn’t like a certain TF generation, you gasp in horror.
arrow You sometimes use pens and doodle TF insignias on your skin.
arrow You know how to draw your faction’s symbol, even if you don’t draw.
arrow ANY good TransFan should be able to draw their factions symbol well, even if they can't/don't draw, and if they're neutral, they should still know how to draw one faction or then other's symbols.

arrow The thought that you have a new crush on a TF character scares you.
arrow When you have a new crush on a TF character you really don’t like, your ‘shame’ phrase lasts the longest.
arrow You always check to see if a car is really a TF in vehicle mode if it looks like a character from TF.
arrow If you see a car that looks like a Decepticon in vehicle mode, your heart stops right there and then and you do whatever nessicary to avoid it.
arrow You’ll take just about any kind of TF-related dare.
arrow Your teachers have called you in after classes to ask you why there are Autobot/Decepticon/Maximal/Predacon insignias doodled all over your homework.
arrow You have said, “_______ is the right of all sentient beings!” in a loud voice at least once.
arrow You have found theme songs for all of the characters, and your OCs.
arrow You go to the store any chance you get just to look at TF figures.
arrow Your sense of smell is your most important sense.
arrow You know why I said the above.
arrow You hallucinated one time for whatever reason that you met your favourite character.
arrow You sometimes talk to your figures when you’re bored or depressed.
arrow You like to pick ‘I-know-more-about-transformers-than-you’ fights with people.
arrow You almost ALWAYS win those fights.
arrow You've talked like Grimlock before.
arrow You end every sentence with "yes".
arrow You figured out how to make clothing that looks like the outer plating of a TF.
arrow Your shoes have heels that are thick and look like jet boosters.
arrow You honestly jumped off of a high place, attempted to transform into a jet, and tried to fly.
arrow You've jumped in front of a car, screamed "Help! Save me -some character's name here-" and jumped out of the way at the last second.
arrow You walk so that your feet make a tapping sound kinda like when the TFs walk.

arrow Your figures guard your comics most of the time.
arrow You're a walking TF dictionary.
arrow If there's a TF word you don't know, you run EVERYWHERE trying to look for the definition.
arrow You've got a pet who you SWEAR is a 'robot in disguise'.
arrow You've memorized every line from a certain generation.
arrow You've memorized every line from every generation.
arrow You've made a terrorcon egg (think TF Energon) from a real egg.
arrow You kept that egg until it went bad.
arrow You insist that you can fly; you're just out of fuel.
arrow You've said, "eat plasma!" to someone.
arrow You held up your fists towards your enemy, looked at your wrists, and said, "why aren't my cannons working?!"
arrow You constantly stick out your shoulder blades and claim that you're growing seeker wings, flight boosters, or thrusters.
arrow You say you can't go home from a friend's house because the 'space bridge' is broken and in desperate need of repairs.
arrow You wear red contacts and keep one eye closed/wear your hair over one eye/wear an eyepatch.
arrow You made a miniature replica of a scene, the Ark, or a scene from TF out of scratch.
arrow The perfect excuse for having no homework is, "it was vaporized on my way to school by the Decepticons!"
arrow You seriously said that excuse to your teacher.
arrow You re-created a character's weapon(s) (not guns) and you carry them around while quoting them.
arrow You were once caught in your room reciting quotes and looking like a fool.
arrow You plan to cut off your hand one day and replace it with a tool.
arrow When you come to a stop light that's read, you roll down the window, point at it, and shout, "IT'S SHOCKWAVE!" and then roll the window back up and start laughing your a** off.
arrow You got a dog tag with your "Autobot/Decepticon Identifacation" on it and ALWAYS wear it on your neck and refuse to leave home without it.