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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:20 pm
 It is said that the world is filled with many heroes. It is said that they come in all shapes and sizes. But only until the individuals comes to realize their power, can they perform great deeds. With great power comes great responsibility. This is a story about a pair of heroes. This is a story about a pair of heroes who come to realize just what they are capable of doing. Many trials lay before them, and only together will they be able to make it through, and finish their quest. Their abilities will ring through and surprise them. It is their gift.... their curse. Together, they are-- "MOTHER ********, YOU BETTER ******** SHUT YO ******** NOISE HOLE, AND GET YO ******** ******** SELF ON WITH THIS ******** STORY. I AINT SITTIN' AROUND HERE LISTENIN' TO YO BULLSHIT, ********. GET. THE ********. GOING!!"... .... ...R-right then. Moving on. Sentria. This country lives well up to its reputation of having the harshest climate on the continent. The entirety of it is one big desert, and those who roam it are either local brigands... or fools. The land was very different in the past, but nowadays it is home to bandits and thieves. A multitude of groups reside in the ever changing sands. Some groups are small, probably just starting out. They are forcibly pushed around by the larger groups, who know they can get away with it. The larger and more powerful the group, the more dominance it has over the country. At the very top sits one group, led by a mysterious figure known only as the "Serpent's Fang". That group and that group alone has complete dominance over all other bandit groups; even the one that Feo led, when it still was in existence. It seemed like only yesterday that those intruders had come and ruined everything. In fact, it was only yesterday. Only one day ago had an entire bandit group and its leader been completely wiped out by some random appearance of riff-raff. There was no more Sajid. There was no more treasure left behind in the fort. There was no more sight of that woman with the long dreadlocks. ...There was no more Feo. (THANK GOD) There had been, however, one lonely boy left behind, as well as one surviving bandit. The bandit had found the boy and freed him from his cell. The bandit then leashed the boy and told him that he was going to find another group to join. Thus, the super-awesome fantastic adventure of Jaren and Ali began. "Sand... sand.... sand.... more ******** sand." Ali groaned to himself, as he pulled the leash behind him. "Why the ******** haven't we reached one yet?!" In his frustration, he yanked the leash slightly, but continued his normal pace of walking. As he continued on, he reached the bottom of a dune and began to walk up it, dragging the leash on the ground. "I swear, if all I see when I get to the top is..." When successfully arriving to the new level of sand, Ali paused and his face slowly began to turn, fuming all the way. "MORE ******** SAND!!!" In his rage, he yanked the leash, completely apathetic to anything but his own anger. "Why the ******** is there so much sand in this ******** desert?! I know that there's a village around here somewhere, damn it! But nooo, this ******** has to hide away. Nooo, Ali, you can't sleep on something other than sand, watching out for sudden sandstorms in the middle of the night! Nooo, Ali, that ******** fatass couldn't have gotten a ******** map before he died! You'll just have to wander around until you come upon one!!"
Hearing a noise behind him, Ali turned around and saw the boy. He had nearly forgotten about him, but now he remembered that he had yet another thing to rage about. "AND WHY THE ********... WHY. IN THE ********..." Ali raised his arms, showing his anger, and his fingers seemed to mutate in their positions. "...ARE YOU ******** NAKED?!?!" (People with Sentria NPCs who wish to make an appearance in this RP, please contact me beforehand and we'll see if it can be worked out. Thank you.)
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:27 am
Oh yea, Ali was the one who had it tough, it wasn't like, you know, he was being dragged around the desert by an ex-bandit with a potty mouth or, maybe, he was naked while doing it.
Noooooo, Jaren was the one who had that privilege. Not Ali, yea he could tell the bandit was jealous of the myrmidon’s good fortune. He had sand in a few places where sand is never meant to go!
And his wrists were chafing; Ali wasn't exactly considerate to the fact that on the other end of the leash was a young man. A naked young man even! Still he supposed it was better then being fed to the dogs like that fat man had suggested, Jaren shuddered to think back to the time when he met the person he now referred to (in his own mind at least) as "That Satanic Santa Clause". Unfortunately Ali took the exact moment that Jaren had shuddered to yank hard on the rope that was tied around the myrmidon's hands, unable to hold his balance any longer Jaren fall face flat into the sand with a startled yelp that caused Ali to re-direct his anger.
As the bandit yelled at him Jaren rolled over onto his back to look up at the blaring sun, "I'm naked because..... urg" Jaren paused as he began trying to get back on his feet, which isn't an easy task considering he couldn't use his hands, was tired and to add to his list of complaints he was melting. "Because someone stole my Halloween costume! I worked hard on that! Why do I have to go with you anyway! I could have found my own way back by now! (A lie, Jaren couldn't find his way out of a cardboard box) Some guide you are."
Where the hell were they going anyway? As far as Jaren could tell Ali wanted to find another bandit group, why? Jaren couldn’t' really remember and so simply made up his own reason, the green-haired myrmidon assumed that they were gong to destroy it, that was what Hero's of Justice did right? Destroyed evil. Bandits equalled evil the last time Jaren checked.
Still this Ali guy didn't seem very Heroic, I mean he did rescue Jaren, but for what? If they didn't find this village soon they'd end up dead.
Not an attractive prospect, but what choice did he have? All he could do right now is plod on after Ali, but don’t worry Jaren! At least some one misses you! Right?
…Right?
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 10:23 pm
Ali's left eye twitched. As soon as the brat said that last part, Ali grabbed the boy's neck and squeezed just enough for discomfort. "Say somethin'?!" If by chance the kid started to reply, Ali squeezed a little more, to stop him from doing so. "DIDN'T THINK SO!" Ali let go and pushed the kid back a little. <********..." Ali grumbled under his breath repeatedly for a few moments, after letting go of his naked companion's neck. He was already severely frustrated by not being able to find a single village. Having to deal with some idiot was just making things even more extreme. "Who the ******** wears a cow suit into the ******** desert?! Better yet, who don't wear anything underneath?!" Ali stomped his foot, and made other such dare-not-be-described actions in his anger. "Why the ******** did the dumbest kid in the world have ta be da one I took captive?! I told myself I needed some dumbass ta get through the desert without dying, but ******** knows I just had ta get an actual dumbass!!"
The furious, mind-strained bandit began to pace about, swinging his arms recklessly. This in turn, would have an effect on the leash as well. "And why is this ******** sun to ******** hot?! It's almost ******** winter, go ******** melt some ******** snow in some other ******** country!!" Ali turned and began to walk the other way, but bumped into the boy, sending him down on his rump. "BOY, GET YO a** OUTTA DA WAY, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYIN TA THINK?! ********."
Ali yanked the leash, and went back to pacing the other way. "I ******** swear, if one more thing goes wrong..." Just then, the wind began to pick up, blowing sand at the two of them. It got stronger and stronger and in the distance, a wall of sand was coming at them. ".... ........MOOOOTHERFUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEER---""
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:12 pm
Super Awesome Swordsman; Jaren Degriess!
I'm the HERO of JUSTICE "Uhhh yea I said... GERK" Of course the confused myrmidon didn't actually say Gerk, as Gerk is not a real word and saying it would just be silly, but it was kind of hard to enunciate when you're air was cut off. When Jaren was finally released from Ali's grip and shoved, he stumbled backwards and almost fell onto his naked rear end again (Which would have caused more sand in unnatural places) thankfully the rope around his wrists went taught and kept him upright, but now the irate bandit was flailing his arms. And so our unlucky Jaren was jerked and led about in a strange dance that went on just behind Ali, as he struggled to keep his balance.
"Oh, oh, oooooh!" He mumbled quietly as he was yanked around like a rag doll on strings.
Though something good was coming out of all this tugging, the rope, which had never been top quality, to begin with, was looking like it had been through Hell. It was beginning to fray worse then it had been when they set out. A little more and it should break and the haggard Myrmidon should be able to escape.
"Yea..... but to where? I'm as lost as he is..."
Yank, stumble, yank, stumble, yank, yank, pullllll. "Woooooooah." A large pull from Ali sent Jaren careening towards the bandits back, a panicked Jaren knew that if he bumped into the black man he'd get yelled at again, maybe even punched. Tripping towards Ali, Jaren somehow managed to stop his momentum and halt himself. Standing on his tip-toes, mere centimetres away from knocking into the bandit, he breathed a sigh of relief.
And then Ali turned around and walked into him rendering all his efforts nil.
On his a** now Jaren let his mouth drop open, it wasn’t from the fact that Ali had walked into him, no with his luck it had been bound to happen. Jaren had begun to notice something that bade ill for the pair of travellers (especially the nude one) because he was naked he'd started feeling the wind pick up before Ali did, and being born in the desert he could identify why almost immediately. "Please don't be what I think it is, please don't be a---"".... ........MOOOOTHERFUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEER---""It didn't take long for Ali's curse to be met with an unnaturally high-pitched,
"HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
They should start a band.I'm not who you think I am... It's all an... act
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:58 pm
They ran. Of course they ran, their bodies were acting on their own in response to a sand storm rushing towards them! It was futile, but it was also a part of human nature. Ali knew he could not outrun a sand storm, especially dragging along a squealing idiot, but he sure as heck was not just going to stand still and let it hit him.
Thankfully, the brigand was not foreign to sand storms taking place. He was born in the desert, and thus knew at least some things that could help them survive. When he began running, he used his free hand to tear off one of his sleeves, which he then tore into two pieces. He could feel the wind behind him getting stronger and the whirling sand was becoming thicker because of it. Ali looked around, desperately looking for something he could use before sight got to zero. The first instinct of people would go hide behind a dune, but Ali knew better. Hiding behind a dune would easily ensure that you were buried deeply. Instead, Ali would go on top of a dune. It was better to get to high ground, because most of the sand was being pushed down below. But even that was not good enough. This brigand would not settle for any dune to get up on. He kept running until he saw the perfect one; a tall dune amongst a cluster of boulders and bones.
Ali suddenly jerked and ran behind the boulder at the top of a dune. He did go behind this, because there wasn't a big risk of it crumbling beneath him and burying him. When both he and the moron were behind the boulder, he crouched down, pulling the kid with him. He handed one of the torn black pieces of sleeve to the pasty whiteness beside him and then put the piece he still had over his mouth. They needed something to act as a filter for all the sand and debris in the air. The boulder would also help, especially for the freaking naked guy, who was bound to come out of this hurting a lot, if he did make it. Ali shouted a curse word that could no longer be heard because of the wind, as he lowered his head and covered it with his free arm. The two could only wait there and hope they would be able to reopen their eyes again.
There was no telling how long the storm lasted, but they never lasted for too long. They are sudden in nature, and have different effects each time. After the storm in the Sentrian dunes had passed by where the black man and the pasty kid were, there was only sand left. The boulder that the two hid behind was still visible and the sand level was about at the top of it. Suddenly, an arm reached up out of the sand and grabbed onto the boulder. Slowly, Ali dragged himself out, coughing as he did. Once he was fully out, he pulled on the rope that he had managed to keep a hold of, and used it to lead him to where his slave was. Ali looked to where the rope had led him, and his expression became blank. There, in front of him, was a patch of green strands sticking up out of the sand. The desert was growing grass. Except that it wasn't grass... it was that kid's hair. Ali rolled his eyes then proceeded to pull the moron out of the sand, since he was having so much trouble doing it, himself.
Once the kid was able to breath, Ali got to his feet and wiped off as much sand as he could. "********'... sand... and... and your ********'... ******** YOU!" Ali mumbled unrecognizable utterances for a while, as he paced around. He then turned around and looked off into the distance, down the dune he was on. There was a village, with trees and a small oasis, right there, not far off at all. "..." Ali dropped his jaw a little and just stared out. "...Well aint that a b***h."
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:59 am
Super Awesome Swordsman; Jaren Degriess!
I'm the HERO of JUSTICE
LOVE ME! The running thing was in Jaren's intrests as well as Ali's, the direction though, was not. Ali went one way while Jaren went the other, of course it didn't take long for physics to kick in and cause Jaren to be yanked off his feet, landing on his back in the sand for Ali was the stronger of the two. The myrmidons screaming, shouting and yelling was soon drowned out by the storm (and the sand in his mouth) as Ali dragged him along the desert.
Jaren doubted Ali even noticed the dead weight as the bandit was keeping up a great pace and quicker then you could say "Jaren is a dumbass" they were behind a boulder and Jaren was crouched down. Ali handed him a piece of a torn sleeve which Jaren looked down at quizzically before returning his gaze to Ali, shrugging, and turning the sleeve into a crude and reveling loincloth.
Hey, he'd rather eat a lot of sand then get it ripped off by the wind, so hunkering down he waited without moving a muscle... and waited... and waited.
~Some time later~
"HAAAAAH" Came the deep breath as a very relieved Jaren's mouth was finally uncovered, of course words started spewing out immediately. "Oh holy crap Ali I was really scared I thought you were going to leave me and I was wrong about you you really are a Hero of Justice and you don't smell as bad as I thought you did and you saved me and I love youyouarethemostbeutrifulpersonontheplanetyou'renotilliteratedispitethefactthatyouswearallthetimeandandand---- HAAAAAAH" In one breath at highspeed and gaining as it neared the end the green-haired myrmidon managed to say all of the above. But even Jaren runs out of lung capacity sometime and as he took a deep breath which would launch into part two of his thank you speech, he noticed that Ali was now staring off into the distance behind him. Twisting his head and turning as much as he could he was unable to see the travelers salvation as he was not an owl and could not rotate his head one-hundred and eighty degrees, "What? What is it? Why did you stop digging? Is there something bad behind us? Is it a spider?! I hate spiders! Noooooooo!
He was making up for the time spent underground when he'd been unable to talk as you can see.We all have our secrets, we all wear a mask. A persona if you will, to cover our real selves, our shadows, the face that we could not show to society and still appear sane. Not even we know our true nature.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:20 pm
"Shut yo mouth, foo!" Ali waved his arm, pulling the leash and thus the boy with it. "Get up, we leavin'." He began to walk down the dune, then stopped when the slack in the leash was gone. "I said get up, crackah Jack! Come on, move it! We reached the village. Don't make me throw you down this dune!"
After a little struggle and some more pulling of the leash, the two travelers eventually continued on and were soon enough at the entrance to the village. Ali stopped and looked down to the boy. "Alright, listen. I'm gunna take off this rope. You try to run, and this blade will be right across yo back, if not yo neck!" He grabbed the hilt with his free hand and raised it slightly. "I aint goin' into no village, lookin' like some child rapist of naked white boys. So just act normal, and everything will be alright." Clearly, Ali did not really know this boy very well, yet...
Ali slowly began to remove the rope, and roll it up to keep with him, if he needed it later. Once the rope was completely removed, he put one of his hands back onto his hilt, just in case the kid tried something. And just to make sure that he had more control over the kid, Ali made up something to help keep him in line. "Sides, I hear this village has it in for Learanians. Don't want 'em to know where ya came from, do ya? I hear they torture em' and then eat em' for dinner. Don't act out, and I can guarantee that won't happen." Ali gave a smug grin, pleased by his own cleverness. "Now get. And remember what I said."
The two then entered the village and began to stroll down the main street. Townspeople instantly started looking the two over. It wasn't every day that a black man and a white boy in a loin cloth came to town. Worse yet, some could tell what the black man was. He had the typical appearance of a bandit. But since he was traveling without a group, people just ignored him. So far, Ali wasn't causing any trouble.
"Hey!" Ali suddenly shouted to a guy who had stared at them for too long. "You looking at sometin'?! You like lookin' at naked boys?" Ali bent down and lifted the loin cloth up. "Well get your peek! Go on!" The man jumped and quickly walked off. "Yeah, that's right... you keep on goin' where you were goin' Y'don't need tah be all up in our business. Get!" Ali let go of the cloth, then pushed the kid to keep walking. "********' little..." He went off into a soft grumble, and continued it until he stopped once again. This time, it was in front of a building with a picture of a shirt above the entrance. "Hey, get in." He waited until the kid went inside and then followed behind. Inside was a tailor's shop, filled with clothing. "Pick out some clothes. And don't be askin' me to help!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:22 pm
Super Awesome Swordsman; Jaren Degriess!
I'm the HERO of JUSTICE
LOVE ME! Oh god he was free!
As Jaren rotated his wrist to make sure nothing had been damaged, he kind of drifted off into his own little world. One could say it looked like he was surveying the area, looking for escape routes, weaknesses, making a plan.
One who knew Jaren better would laugh and call you an idiot for expecting that much from him, the myrmidon had obviously been distracted by something more simple, a butterfly perhaps. Either way when Ali mentioned Learnia his head snapped back to face the bandit.
"R-really? Th-they eat people? L-let’s just leave Ali.... being naked isn't so bad!" He whispered horrified. But he was unheeded, and soon they were strolling through the village like nobody's business, after scarring a man with Jaren’s male parts the two entered a tailor shop and Ali did one thing he would come to regret.
He expected that Jaren knew how to dress himself.
~one and a half hours later~
Jaren came back. Unfortunately for Ali it appeared as if Jaren had just grabbed random shiny things and put them on, in fact to prove this claim, if one looked close enough they would find he was wearing two monocles, carrying two of the same cane, and was wearing a fake red moustache.
"That comes to 14,578,321 gold Mr..." The tailor said looking quite pleased with this sale. "Jaren, the names Jaren my good man." This upstanding gentleman said while twirling a cane as he leaned on his spare. "But my associate Mr. Ali will be paying today."We all have our secrets, we all wear a mask. A persona if you will, to cover our real selves, our shadows, the face that we could not show to society and still appear sane. Not even we know our true nature.
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:58 pm
"..." Ali fell silent and his jaw dropped when the kid came back. His eye began to twitch slightly. Then the kid said that his... his what? Associate?! Paying?! FOR THAT?! That was not going to happen.
There was a swift sheering sound as metal scraped against something and then a sudden swish over top the kid's head. Ali sheathed his sword and raised an eyebrow at the kid. before any response could be made, the top of the goofy hat slid off and hit the ground. There was a clean slice through it. "I don't think so."
The bandit slammed his hand on the counter. "Really. Really? A feathered hat? Two eye pieces?? Two- Boy, what dah ******** do you need two canes for?!" Ali leaned in a little and squinted. "And what the heeeeell is on yo lip..." His eyes suddenly got big and he jerked back. "I-s that a stache?!" Ali turned to the salesperson, his eyes still crazed. "THE ******** YOU SELLIN' FAKE FACIAL HAIR FOR?!"The tailor jumped and stammered in his response. "W-well, actually, what the lad has picked out is really a costume of an Estarcian noble, you see... the material used in it is cheap and the whole thing is poorly made. Us Sentrian villagers are too poor to really carry such fine quality clothing..." "...I see." Ali calmly turned away from the salesperson and stepped toward the kid. He raised his hand and laid it gently on the boy's shoulder. He then squeezed hard. "GET YO a** OUT O' DAT COSTUME AND PICK OUT SOME REAL CLOTHES. STAY AWAY FROM THE COSTUME SECTION!!" Ali finished by shoving the kid away and went back over to the salesman. "I don't know what he's comin' back with, but whatever it is, we'll take it."The man smiled awkwardly, slightly intimidated by the black bandit. "Sure, sure, let's see now... for a typical outfit, that should probably come around to... about one thousand gold, sir." He looked down at the sliced up hat. "...A-and I'm afraid I'll have to charge about two hundred fifty gold for the hat you cut." Ali blinked. "I don't think you heard me." Ali leaned forward, keeping his voice down so that only the salesman could hear him. as did did this, he also pulled out his sword slightly, showing the metal to the man. "I said... we'll take it." The man began to shake. "B-b-b-but... that's theft!" A twisted grin found its way onto Ali's face. "Now don't think of it as your loss. Think of it as a fair exchange. We take these clothes... you keep your life. And you get to continue keeping your life, by not squealin' about this." Ali pulled out his sword a little more. "Got it?" The salesman nodded vigorously. "Good." Ali pushed his sword back down all the way into the sheath. "But just to make sure..." Suddenly, a powerfully driven fist collided right into the salesperson's face, knocking him to the ground behind the counter. "Damn white people knock out easily." He turned away and looked over to wear the goods were. "Hey kid! Hurry yo a** up! I aint got all day!!"[DANG IT, I KEEP FORGETTING TO MAKE THE POST STYLE SHOUT!]
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:15 am
Super Awesome Swordsman; Jaren Degriess!
I'm the HERO of JUSTICE
LOVE ME! Ali's reaction to Jaren's fashion choices was... less than ideal; in fact it was the opposite of ideal. Shocked at the fact that his hat was now lying in two separate pieces on the floor, (he really was quite fond of that hat. It had feathers!) Jaren did something very silly.
He opened his mouth.
"Well Ali the second cane is obviously a spare in case the first one breaks! I mean caught in the desert without my cane! I do declare! Do you think me some... ruffian! And I'll have you know that this mustachio is one-hundred athuntimacted! I grew it myself just now." He even managed to put on what he thought was a snooty voice, really he was just digging a deeper hole, and as Ali laid a hand down on his shoulder the wannabe-noble's eyes followed it. The resulting gulp could be heard by those in neighbouring countries.
"Uhhhh, I guess I'll be, owowow going now..." Jaren said as he turned to dash away, no dice, the bandit just tightened his grip, spoke some words that Jaren wouldn't bother listening to anyways and then shoved him. The myrmidon, having about the same co-ordination as a blind, lame turtle fell flat on his face with a tump sound, picked himself up and dashed off to the back of the store.
~Not so long later~
Thankfully he'd taken the time to pick out a second outfit... just in case Ali liked the first one so much that he wanted to be the one to wear it. I mean, two Hero's of Justice wearing the same outfit? Unthinkable, luckily for Ali, Jaren was the kind type and would have been accepting enough to allow his sidekick to wear the better costume. Isn’t he thoughtful?"Hey kid! Hurry yo a** up! I aint got all day!!" "Coming Ali!" With a swish of his cape-thingy Jaren was there, of course he didn't notice the knocked out tailor behind the counter, and if he did his tiny mind would have come up with some sort of excuse as to why the nice man was taking a nap on the floor.
"Uhhh, I don't see the clothing-man? Did you already pay him?" Before Ali could answer though, ADHD kicked in and Jaren forgot what he had been talking about as something outside caught his eye.
"Look! Ali! Our first chance to be Heroes!" Excitedly the easily excitable man began gesturing out the window that showed the street, and in a moment a streak of green shot out the door.
Outside of the tailor shop, two men had tossed a woman into an ally quite roughly. They were now out of sight from the main street, from the window Jaren had seen these two thugs dragging her against her will and had rightfully assumed they was up to no-good."C'mon sweetie you know the rules, your husband didn't pay his protection fee. So now we have to take some.... uhhh... what’s that word again." Said the first Thug to the woman who was sprawled out on the ground in front of him. Thug number two turned to his partner, "You mean the one that means "Taking something of equal or lesser value as payment?” Does that sound right?""Yea, but I wanna say it shorter"
"Well don't look at me"
"C'mon you're the smarter one of us."
"You're too hard on yourself. You're plenty good with words and what-not"
"Please, you flatter me"
“No,no it’s nothing, remember that time when had to chase down that guy named Dodger?”
“Ohhh yea! And I said “Dodge this” just before---“
"Collateral" The aforementioned woman who had been quiet until now said."What?" Both Thugs turned back to look at the forgotten betty. "The word you're looking for... collateral. God, can we hurry this up a bit? I mean aren't you going to rape me or something? This post is long enough already."The woman was met with a blank stare, that turned into a shrug as things I mean Thugs #1 and #2 advanced on her.
"MMMMMMM Stop right there!" a voice called from behind the two goons, who of course turned to see whom was calling to them. What they saw was a skinny white-man with green hair standing on a crate in a Heroic stance."Who are you?" Asked Thug 1."What are you doing?" Asked Thug 2."Was that crate there before?" Asked the woman.
"I am Jaren Degriess, Hero of Justice! And I will stop your nefarious deeds that threaten the peacefulness of this desert town!" He said in what he thought was a Heroic tone. "And uhh... no there wasn't a crate there... I had to go get one from across the street, it’s why I took a little longer to get here... Anyway! If you want that woman you'll have to go through me!""What? You with some other bandit group or something? “The Heroes of Justice?” The boss isn’t gonna like you muscling in on his racket. He runs this town, which means everyone in it is his."
"Let’s just get him! We’ve already talked way too much for faceless bad guys"Each drawing a sword they rushed at Jaren... who obviously hadn't thought out a plan beyond his speech, as was evident by the fact that he screeched loudly, took a step back into thin air, and fell off the box with a thump. Laying on his back now he could see Thug #1 running at him, shooting out both his feet Jaren kicked the box as hard as he could, sliding like a puck on ice the crate connected with Thug #1's shins, and because he had been running at full tilt the ne’aer do well howled as he tripped over the box landing in the space it had once occupied.
Raising his head the bandit reached out and grabbed Jaren’s ankle, screaming again Jaren began struggling and kicking with his free foot while trying to scoot backwards. Thug #1 took 4-5 kicks to the head to get him to let go. Thug #2 on the other hand was now all up in Jaren's grill and was bringing a sword down towards the prone myrmidon, tucking and rolling backwards onto his feet the sword stabbed into the street instead of Jarens thigh. On his feet now the bandit and Jaren stared each other down... it would have been like a Mexican stand-off had Jaren not been wearing a silly grin plastered on his fool face."What?"In response Jaren simply pointed up, and confused the thug looked up just in time to get a flower pot to the face and went down like a sack of... uhhh flower-pots"Oops, sorry about that."Came the sarcastic call from overhead; apparently some of the citizen's had had enough of the bandits in Sentria.
Whistling a merry tune Jaren went over to thug #1 who was beginning to recover from his daze, another boot to the head sent him back into La-la land, bending down Jaren relieved him of his weapon, and draped the leather strap his new sheath, (complete with sword inside it) was attached to over his shoulder so that it hung down by the right side of his waist. He turned to where the woman had been standing only to see that she was no-longer there, she must have run away during the fight.
No problem, he could look heroic without her. We all have our secrets, we all wear a mask. A persona if you will, to cover our real selves, our shadows, the face that we could not show to society and still appear sane. Not even we know our true nature.
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:05 pm
Finally, the kid came back. And what do you know, the outfit he got was actually decent. And he even picked out a cloak, like somebody with common sense would. Really, a cloak in the desert was a great asset. The only reason Ali didn't have one already was because his old hideout kind of got battered by Learanians. Not wanting to continue thinking about the entire cause for this journey, Ali grabbed a cloak for himself, then headed to the door with the kid.
The bandit knew the kid would ask about paying, so he had conjured up something to tell him. "You know what, you picked out such a great outfit that he said tah just take it fo-" Ali was interrupted by a shout from the kid, who took off randomly into the street. "Hey! Where you think you goin'?! GET YO a** BACK HERE, BOY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUN!" Ali paused for a minute and though about what the kid had actually said before rushing away. "...Da ******** you mean 'heroes'?!" Unfortunately, Ali was more or less talking to himself.
When the bandit got outside and looked around for the kid, he instantly spotted him. He growled, then took a step forward to get him, but then stopped when he saw the two bandits in the alley. "s**t..." Ali grumbled to himself. He had hoped that wouldn't run into any bandits in this village. If bandits were here and then people saw him, then he would be piled in with them. And then on the other side of things, the bandits would reject him as one of them and Ali would be stuck in the center of complete and total crap. But worries aside, Ali wondered what group these two guys belonged to. If they happened to be a part of the group that Ali hoped they were from...
Then the kid got involved. Ali facepalmed. "Da ******** does he think he doin'...? Idiot's gunna get hisself killed!" Ali continued to listen and heard the bandits say that their boss was in charge of the village they were in. The black bandit frowned. These brigands were not from the group that he was interested in.
Ali grumbled to himself, then watched in shock as the two bandits got their asses kicked by kid. Ali didn't move because he was stuck standing there because of the freaking long post that didn't allow him to do anything. His jaw dropped. It was not only because the kid had managed to live, but also because the villagers had helped take these guys out. There was nothing worse for a bandit than villagers who revolted.. and these villagers seemed the type. Ali looked to his right and saw a couple of villagers looking at him judgmentally. "...I aint with them."
Eagerly wanting to have attention go away from them, Ali stomped toward the boy and hit him in the back of the head. He whispered to the kid in a hissing tone. "What in the ******** are you doing, ********?! Come on, we're gettin' outta here!" However, before Ali could drag the kid away from the center of the street, a man came up to them."Well done, lads! Those scum belonged to the Talleywag bandits" The man paused for a moment. "Their.. boss isn't really good at naming things. Though he thinks is he. He gives all his men new names when they join up. Those two you dealt with were named Dildoon and ******** style="color: saddlebrown"> Ali's eye twitched a little and thanked himself for not wanting to ever join this group. "Anyway, the day is almost over. Have you got anywhere to stay the night, strangers? I'm the innkeeper of this town and you're more than welcome to stay there for free, for one night." Of all the things to happen! They were being proclaimed heroes. Ali, a hero?! Ridiculous! The black bandit shook his head at the innkeeper. He just wanted to get away from all of this. However, as the final words from the man came out, Ali's head stopped shaking. "..Free, you say?" Hey, why not? Ali was planning on just stealing a free night, anyway. This made it a lot easier.
A little later, Ali and the kid were standing in front of the inn. The sun was starting to go down, and they had to be weary from everything they had gone through. The two entered and went to the front counter. "Yeah, hey, uh... the keeper said we get a free room tonight. Make with it."
The man behind the counter turned and saw the two, and a cheerful look instantly plastered onto his face. "Ah, it's you! You're here! The heroes of justice! The great Jaren and his bodyguard!" "...""So, will this be one bed or two?" "TWO."
The man took the quill and began writing in the book in front of him. "Very well, you'll be in the first room at the very top, third floor. I hope you have a wonderful stay, heroes!" The man gave a rather unpleasantly cheerful smile that did not end.
Ali's eyes were as narrowed as they could get. He was so annoyed by now that yelling just seemed like too much bother. Instead, he just took the room key and stomped off, muttering to himself. "******** little... hero my a**." Eventually, after climbing three sets of stairs, the duo finally reached their room. "We just had to be put on the top floor! ******** you, counter man!" Ali thrust the key into the lock. He fumbled with it for a while, until eventually he got the door open. When he got inside, he tossed his things to the side of one of the beds, claiming it as his own. He didn't bother to take off any clothing, not even his shoes. He just plopped down on the bed and rolled onto his stomach. "Go to bed. We leavin' in the morning. Keep me up and you'll be missin' body parts.
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:37 pm
Super Awesome Swordsman; Jaren Degriess!
I'm the HERO of JUSTICE LOVE ME! Hands on his hips, chin with a defiant tilt into the sun, cloak blowing in the wind just barely covering his new sword, Jaren looked the part of the hero. Or at least he did, until Ali came up and cuffed him upside the head.
"Ow!" he exclaimed stumbling forwards "Why'd you hit me!" But then a man came up and said some funny words, "Talleywag, hehehee" he giggled as Ali and him followed Nice Innkeeperman, to his Inn.
Walking in and meeting the eye's of the guy behind the counter Jaren outdid his cheerful grin by like twenty notches, "That's right! It's the Great Jaren Degriess and his faithful sidekick the Equally Great Ali! Together we are.... The Hero's Of Justice!"
Ali by now had narrowed his eyes and was marching away to secure their lodgings, what a productive man he was! Jogging to catch up with Ali he grinned at the bandit the entire way to the room, grinned at him when they laid down (Jaren also not taking off his clothes, he'd been naked long enough lately) and continued to grin at Ali.
"Hey, hey Ali." He said in a smug voice, "Guess what? We are Heroes! We saved those people! Ooooh I can't wait until tomorrow! We're levaing? Like going somewhere? What are we doing then? Gonna fight some more bandits? Rough up a few ruffians?" Apperently he had listened when Ali had informed him to go straight to sleep. We all have our secrets, we all wear a mask. A persona if you will, to cover our real selves, our shadows, the face that we could not show to society and still appear sane. Not even we know our true nature.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:39 pm
Ali clenched his eyes shut and twitched, trying to drown out the noise the kid was making. He pressed against his ears hard, and began to grind his teeth a little. But it didn't work. His eyes blared open and he let his lower lip hand low and loose. "Boy, I told you tah go tah sleep, dammit!" The bandit blurted. He muttered incomprehensible babble, as he turned over to lay on his back. He crossed his arms behind him and laid his head comfortably atop them. "Who am I kiddin', I can't sleep on this s**t... aint used to it."
The bandit looked over at the kid and then sighed, giving in. He reached over and picked up a rolled up piece of paper and opened it, revealing a map of Sentria. "Well, now that we got one o' these, I can take us tah where I wanted tah go all 'long." Ali pointed to the fortress looking icon. "There. The old capital, a'fore the bandits invaded. That's where my future is." Ali glanced at the boy. "We'll see if you can cut it."
He looked at the kid's sword. He beat those brigands without even having his own weapon. If Ali hadn't been convinced that it was complete and utter luck, he would have been impressed. But what really got him to mentally grin was the fact that the kid took the one guy's sword. That right there was the bandit way. Plus, it saved Ali from having to punch out the armorer, which had been his next stop. The boy was tame enough to walk on his own, and that meant he could wield his own weapon. He wouldn't be much help except for being a meat shield, without a blade.
Realizing that he wouldn't get a lick of sleep while the kid was still awake, he decided to ask something that he kind of was wondering for a while. He was sure that the answer had been said before by others, but frankly he wasn't listening. "So kid... the ******** your name, anyway?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:45 pm
Super Awesome Swordsman; Jaren Degriess!
I'm the HERO of JUSTICE LOVE ME! Everyone came around eventually, natter at them long enough and they would always give in and start talking, or punch you, either or. "Old Capital? Why what's there? Cut what?" As always though Jaren inturrupted himself when he caught Ali looking at his new sword, "Hmm? Oh, the sword! I confiscated it from that Dildoon guy, he has a funny name. Couldn't let him go around threating people with it could we?"
There was something wrong with this explation though that a fourth grader could point out, if Jaren had confiscated the weapon... why hadn't he also taken the other mans?
"Oh? You don't know my name? It's Jaren." He grinned widley, "Jaren Degriess, Hero of Justice! And you're name is Ali right? I heard you talking to yourself, oh but you could have been talking to your sword couldn't you have been? I knew a guy who talked to his sword once, he called it Betsy." He began rambling, he was good at rambling. "Anyway's I'm from Jehanna, it's a desert country in another world! how about you Ali? Are you from Sentria? Do you have a family?" We all have our secrets, we all wear a mask. A persona if you will, to cover our real selves, our shadows, the face that we could not show to society and still appear sane. Not even we know our true nature. (I'm unable to spell check this currently but I'll edit it later.... maybe)
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:58 pm
Ali was slowly learning that he would never just get a simple answer from this kid. He had asked Jaren one question. One. And then the kid was suddenly going on with hardly taking any breath!
The bandit just stared at Jaren blankly as he kept yammering. Slowly, Ali's jaw began to drop, amazed at the sheer annoyance level this kid was at. The weariness he had made it difficult to even hear everything the kid said. He caught something about his name, something about a guy talking to his Betsy sword, whatever the hell that was... it wasn't quite reaching Ali's brain.
When Jaren finally finished yacking, Ali slowly raised his fist up and then spontaneously knocked it into Jaren's head with enough force to knock him out. That was certainly one way of getting the kid to shut up and go to sleep. Satisfied that there was finally quiet, Ali laid back and rolled back to his side. "Daaaaaaamn..." That was the last thing he said that night. He blew out the lit candle and quickly fell asleep.*locking for a little bit, sorry Joshua*
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