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 Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:30 pm
 This absol absolutely hates spring. The colors, the life, the sheer brightness. He cries blood whenever there's a disaster around, and would like nothing more than to cut himself with his own scythe. He is sad, and feels as though the only way to stop the death, is to leap off a cliff.
SO LETS MAKE FUN OF HIM.
I want you to make the most hillarious RP entry you can think of. you can be like "HAY THIS IS MY BFF RICHARD THE ABSOL AND HE FARTS DISASTERS" or something that just doesn't make any sense at all.
Rules:
1. Caps as cruise control is fine. Misspelling? As long as I can understand what you mean, go for it. Grammatical errors are fine!
2. Be as creative as you want. it doesn't have to be about the absol having emotional issues as long as hillarity ensues.
3. All other shop rules apply. c:
Also, this isn't the "official" personality for the absol. If you win, it's whatever the hell you want it to be.
The contest will run until Sunday night (4/11) around 10pm est.
1st place: The absol, of course!
2nd place: THIS AWESOME WOBBUFFET
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:12 pm
I'M HOTARU NEKO AND I APPROVE THIS MOST MAGICAL OF RP CONTESTS.
I EXPECT SOME LULZ TO BE HAS SOON. mad
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:08 am
O HAY GAIZ HERE'S THIS STORY ABOUT MY BFF RICHARD. NOW, RICHARD IS THIS ABSOL WHO'S LIKE "f** dis s**t ima smoke a cig behind the school" CAUSE HES CHILL LIKE THAT.
BUT I TELL HIM THAT SMOKIN IS BAD 4 HIM. AND HE'S ALL "so? I eat pain and poop disasters. I can't sleep on my side because of the fukkin' scythe on my head. MY LIFE IS A POETIC TRAGEDY" AND I WAS LIKE O DAMN THATS DEEP RICHARD. AND HE SAID "ya i'm gonna be a word artist sum day." THEN HE TOOK ANOTHER PUFF OF HIS CANCER STICK AND SOUNDED LIKE A WEEZING. SO I TOLD HIM TO LET ME HAVE A TRY AND HE GAVE ME DAT DERE CIGGY AND I PUFFED AND CHOKED AND HE LAUGHED AND CALLED ME A LOSER.
BUT WE'RE STILL BFFS AND WE HANG DOWN AT THE LAKE anD TALK ABOUT LIFE. THE END.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:23 pm
Now this is a story
all about how a sad
absol tries to cope now
with all the disasters in the
world. Sit tight now
I'll tell you how the absol deals with
spring 'n all that jazz.
In the west of Tentou region
there he stayed
on a cliff, the world in his gaze
most of his days
crying and angst'in
and wanting the cold rain
to wash away his pain.
When a butterfree comes
to sing and dance
and laugh about the spring and happiness.
He tries to cheer up the dark absol
but the poor guy hides and angsts some more.
Absol went on to cry some tears
made of blood, sweat and fears.
He wrote some bad poems and sobbed even more
about how spring never lasts
and death comes again
the cycle never ends. Always more disasters
to come and go.
Always more pain, so sad, boo hoo.
So then a garchomp came wanderin' around
and yelled at absol to stop makeing that sound
he told him to just stop qq'ing or else
he'd give the absol something real to cry about.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:32 pm
So like, the other day? I totally met this Absol... He told me his name was Darkthorn, and that his life was totally awful. I tried to get him to, like, taaaaaalk about it, ya know... Cause it was totally sad to hear him? But he wouldn't! And I was all 'Ya knooooooooow if you don't Taaaaaalk about it, it'll just bother you!' and he's like 'Talking doesn't help' moan moan. So I called him 'Dorkbutt' and said 'Come on. Let it out!' and he just moaned and whined about how I was mean for calling him Dorkbutt, his name was Darkthorn! Get It RIGHT. So I laughed at him and said 'Dude, gotta lighten up! Live life the right way, you'll be happy!'
I bet Dorkthorn... I mean Darkthorn is still sittin' there being a whiner right now.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:39 pm
A'ight! The results are in.
First place and winner of the absol is...
Blade Kuroda!
Second place and winner of the Wobb is...
Lady Aria Starstone!
'Grats guys! You know what to do~
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