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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:28 pm
Ok, me n my friends like doing this, so i though, id post it here
Ok the rules are simple, you say a wish, then someone else ruins it and says there own
EXAMPLE
person 1- I wish i was president
next person- Granted, but everyone hates you then they hunt you down I wish for a magic unicorn
and the next person would ruin it, then say somethin else k?
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:26 pm
Granted, but you are investigated for a series of bank heists and imprisoned.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:44 pm
Granted, but the female populace passed a bill that excludes you from being in a relationship with a female.
I want a tank.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:48 pm
Granted, but then your fun is stopped by an Asian man and his groceries.
I wish for a pool.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:50 pm
Granted, but a prolonged drought makes the city start saving water
i want 3 more wishes
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:46 pm
Granted, but you already used up your 3 wishes without meaning too.
I wish for a ham sandwich on rye bread.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:56 pm
granted, but you are the ham...
I wish i had x-ray vision
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:59 pm
granted, but you've recently moved into a seniors community.
I wish for a new pair of shoes
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:01 pm
Todal granted, but you are the ham...
I wish i had x-ray vision Granted... But after only 10 minutes of using your new-found power, you arrive at a bar. The decide to use your new eyes on the One chick in the whole place... ...Turns out she has a p***s... ..Oh, And He caught you staring so he decided to give you a couple of black eyes.... I Wish i had and enless flow of cash.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:06 pm
Granted but they world population hates you so you must use all the money to help homeless people I wish i never had any problems
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:35 pm
Granted, but everyone else is not normal and you feel lonely
I wish for a hoverboard
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:53 pm
Granted, but then it's stolen by goons from Ford.
I wish I had a Seracila Pendant.
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:33 pm
granted but then you give it to me because you are such a nice person I wish i had a million dollars mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:47 pm
Granted but the money was counterfeit and you are under arrest.
I wish for my crush to ask me out
((Glad to see people actually saw this topic))
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