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Since I haven't seen one so far I guess it's time to start one. 4laugh


Sometimes I'll post my rantings, and some of the material I use at amateur night in the comedy club near me. 4laugh


See, this is what people like me think of the general public of gaia:

*Walks up to microphone.* Ahem. Is this thing working? Testing. Testing.

Alright. Whats with these little girls and boys running around typing like mice who were being tested on with 'shrooms and crack? Wait a sec, are they lil kids or are they 40 year old men living in their mothers basements, eating lard and jacking off to Inuyasha? Or even worse, escaped lab mice who are so addicted to crack that they have become burnt out mutant junkies? crying The horror. Just what I need to wake up to in the morning crack addicted rats. Worse than what you'd find in any reality all male prison talk show.

Can we call them Mario, I mean he's the short guy on 'shrooms flying around trying to fight killer turtles using a flower that looks like the weed leaf as a weapon? Or, are they Link... getting high on them pixie dust? whee


Edit- After months of constant harassment I have finally made a amyspace account for my stand up group.
What now beeyatch!

http://www.myspace.com/domonikasshu

We've got a sketch uploaded now! 4laugh

Lemme guess, it's a zinger or a fast paced sleight? 3nodding

What would happen if a terrorist was hired for contruction work?


(This is from a new bit I'm workin' on... it'll be crappy at first... but will get better...)

Woah... it's new that someone finally got that one. I'm giving you 1k gold just for that.... I was going to say he'd be me... but that works... whee


I've got some clips that you guys might love. Like how the guitarist on my band was trying to sing a drunk russian version of the Titanic song... xd Failed horribaly. xd

I figured out a way to turn a crackhead into Moses. Bring him to a beach; and tell him that there is a island in the distant horizon with a 100 pounds of free crack. The mofo will run on the water so fast, he'll split it..

But it's funny either way.

Actually, a friend of mine calls himself an alleged crackhead, since he used to volunteer at the aquarium. We went to visit him at work, he used to talk about the shark exhibit, we were actually looking through the windows of the tank to see if he were in there... gonk


Here's my gift to everyone.

Titanic64

Igor (the singer) is the guitarist on my band; the guy on the left, J, is... well he used to be the band's ex-drummer... gonk xd


We do standup together. Like create sketches and shtuff.

I think the Maytag man is a preist/ theif in disguise. Just like the Boogeyman, and [insert celebrity pedafile here]