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thanatica


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:09 am


tell a joke, i dont care which one
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:42 pm


Why did the chicken go half way cross the street?

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thanatica


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:35 pm


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Why did the chicken go half way cross the street?


cuz he was a chicken and was scared to go the rest of the way?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:19 pm


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applesauce600
Why did the chicken go half way cross the street?


cuz he was a chicken and was scared to go the rest of the way?

No, becuase he wanted to sit on the yellow line! Har, har, har..... sweatdrop Lame.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:54 pm


Why did the turtle cross the road?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:45 pm


Because there was a really freakin' hawt female turtle across the street

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:51 pm


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Because there was a really freakin' hawt female turtle across the street
If there was she was at the shell station.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:05 pm


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applesauce600
Because there was a really freakin' hawt female turtle across the street
If there was she was at the shell station.

Perhaps the turtle walks to work and we was trying to get home to his wife and kids so he settle down to have a tasty meal.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:18 pm


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Because there was a really freakin' hawt female turtle across the street
If there was she was at the shell station.

Perhaps the turtle walks to work and we was trying to get home to his wife and kids so he settle down to have a tasty meal.
Maybe he was a daredevil and wanted to see if he could make it across the street without using his shell.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:31 pm


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Because there was a really freakin' hawt female turtle across the street
If there was she was at the shell station.

Perhaps the turtle walks to work and we was trying to get home to his wife and kids so he settle down to have a tasty meal.
Maybe he was a daredevil and wanted to see if he could make it across the street without using his shell.

Or he could have been being stalked so he was crossing the street to prevent the stalker from following him because they stalker is afraid of crossing 6 laned highways.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:08 am


applesauce600
PulchritudinousFartJoker
applesauce600
PulchritudinousFartJoker
applesauce600
Because there was a really freakin' hawt female turtle across the street
If there was she was at the shell station.

Perhaps the turtle walks to work and we was trying to get home to his wife and kids so he settle down to have a tasty meal.
Maybe he was a daredevil and wanted to see if he could make it across the street without using his shell.

Or he could have been being stalked so he was crossing the street to prevent the stalker from following him because they stalker is afraid of crossing 6 laned highways.
Or he wanted to get a face lift and look like Von Helson because his friend had this done...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:11 pm


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Because there was a really freakin' hawt female turtle across the street
If there was she was at the shell station.

Perhaps the turtle walks to work and we was trying to get home to his wife and kids so he settle down to have a tasty meal.
Maybe he was a daredevil and wanted to see if he could make it across the street without using his shell.

Or he could have been being stalked so he was crossing the street to prevent the stalker from following him because they stalker is afraid of crossing 6 laned highways.
Or he wanted to get a face lift and look like Von Helson because his friend had this done...

User Image

Or maybe he was scared of that creepy-assed fish and was crossing the road to get away from him in the first place.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:30 pm


applesauce600
PulchritudinousFartJoker
applesauce600
PulchritudinousFartJoker
applesauce600

Perhaps the turtle walks to work and we was trying to get home to his wife and kids so he settle down to have a tasty meal.
Maybe he was a daredevil and wanted to see if he could make it across the street without using his shell.

Or he could have been being stalked so he was crossing the street to prevent the stalker from following him because they stalker is afraid of crossing 6 laned highways.
Or he wanted to get a face lift and look like Von Helson because his friend had this done...

User Image

Or maybe he was scared of that creepy-assed fish and was crossing the road to get away from him in the first place.
A POST! *Huggles your post.* Maybe he was running to his lover, the fence post.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:49 pm


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applesauce600

Perhaps the turtle walks to work and we was trying to get home to his wife and kids so he settle down to have a tasty meal.
Maybe he was a daredevil and wanted to see if he could make it across the street without using his shell.

Or he could have been being stalked so he was crossing the street to prevent the stalker from following him because they stalker is afraid of crossing 6 laned highways.
Or he wanted to get a face lift and look like Von Helson because his friend had this done...

User Image

Or maybe he was scared of that creepy-assed fish and was crossing the road to get away from him in the first place.
A POST! *Huggles your post.* Maybe he was running to his lover, the fence post.
Or he saw a white rabbit in a tail coat! oO

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:08 pm


applesauce600
PulchritudinousFartJoker
applesauce600
PulchritudinousFartJoker
applesauce600

Or he could have been being stalked so he was crossing the street to prevent the stalker from following him because they stalker is afraid of crossing 6 laned highways.
Or he wanted to get a face lift and look like Von Helson because his friend had this done...

User Image

Or maybe he was scared of that creepy-assed fish and was crossing the road to get away from him in the first place.
A POST! *Huggles your post.* Maybe he was running to his lover, the fence post.
Or he saw a white rabbit in a tail coat! oO
Or people were hunting in the ocean for their turtle soups so he moved to the city and was just crossing like any normal person does.
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