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 Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:55 am
You are breaking up with the avatar above you, how are you going to do it?
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:07 am
..This is different.
Woot =D.
*ahem*
..I...I'm sorry. It's just that...I feel like I don't know you anymore. =(. We've drifted so far apart, babe. I'm sorry...But there can no longer be an "us".
*hugandrunaway*
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:42 pm
I uh... the thing is... I'm .... I'm.......... I'm............
I'm not really a guy.... so um... it's not gonna work out.. sorreh... ninja
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:01 pm
Well... I mean... what I'm trying to say is... Its not that I don't love you anymore... it's just that we hurt each other more than what fun we may still have... besides... uhmm... well... your hair is no longer spiky.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:12 pm
Well, I don't even know you.
You never take off that mask and we never talk any more.
I'm sorry, this just isn't going to work.
*conflicted*
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:40 am
Well... sweatdrop sweetheart, I love you, but I can't take ritualistic nightstick beatings you're so fond of. Every once in a while, sure... but must you do it on every day that ends in "Y"??!! And that new pet from the polar cap-- I think it's smarter than we know. Sure, it just clings to your leg, but it's been eyeing me for lunch! eek (my missing eye certainly isn't from another man's lovebite...)
So, yeah, I do love you, but I just can't be as malleable as you need. This guild is large, you'll find someone.
**runs out the door before the beatings can begin!**
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:18 pm
I do still care an awful lot about you...But it seems to me ever since you lost your eye in that terrible Yeti incident...you have grown quite a penchant for leather.
You also seem to have a thing about coming up with kooky plans involving anvils, cliffs, and many varried acme products... to capture and eat (what is up with that) said Yeti.
So in close until you can give up your obsesive behavior and get back in with civilization...this will have to be the end.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:39 pm
I'm sorry, but our thing has to end... Why you may ask... well... its not you, I still do love you... Your affection to purple wich grew so much to replace me was something I always adored about you. However, I joined the Navy... of Peru... Farewell honey, I'm sure you'll find someone else real quick...
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:38 am
I hate you.
Shoo.
blaugh
Fear th' Ari's bluntness.
*probably would do that, too*
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:18 pm
It's not that I don't love you anymore, it's just that I never loved you. I always wanted you to get to your best friend, and since she is mine now, I don't need you anymore. Be gone, ghoul of powerlessness.
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:26 am
Alas, alack...I fear that I must leave you...
I realize now that your love was never for me...but directed at my best friend...and considering that he has no interest, yours seems a misguided love, but I shall leave you to it.
If only, if only...but we canot even pretend that you can yet have an interest in me, not anymore...
So go away or I'll rip yer throat out.
*lapsed back into normal self...flowery language did not last long...*
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:16 pm
I'm sorry for the way things took. You and I, apparently were never ment to be. I can't forget you, I never will, but apparently you already did, so for those reasons (and because I would like to keep my throat) I must leave, well, good luck, I'm sorry, but I won't ask for your forgivness, because I know I was wrong. See you some other day, when my throat is no longer at risk.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:09 am
Didn't we already go through this?
You can't keep stalking me.
It used to awsome but now its just creepy.
You sitting in trees pretending to be a big bird and staring in my windows.
*slaps with restraining order*
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:30 pm
Oooooh. You and I...we just can't last. Our passion is too firey?? And you are a little too attatched to that bat, I am really afraid that one day, you will just smack me with it. And bruise up my pretty face. ^^
We are too volitile together plain and simple, shall we just go back to seduceing teh boys together?
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:20 pm
Ah!... I'm sorry, but I just can't be with you anymore. Its not you, its your huge sharp trident. At firts, I must admit that being poked by it was kind of fun, but since the last time that you desfigured my face, I started to think wether if it was good or not. besides, I think your guitar is conspiring to kill me.
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