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 Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:01 pm
This is shamelessly stolen from my friend Foof, and I give her all the credit she deserves.
The rules are simple. Keep it clean, and have fun!
The point is- you read the wish of the person above you and grant it in a way that completely defeats the point.
Genie Granted! It's an alien puppy that eats you alive! I wish...
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:02 pm
I wish all my homework was already done.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:23 pm
Wish granted, but your profs think you cheated and you fail all your classes.
I wish Laze had a life.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:12 pm
Granted but his "life" causes him to be glued to your back in a way that you have to carry his weight. Forever
I wish that I understood why I'm enjoying cleaning the kitchen so much.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:54 pm
Granted, but the reason is that you were actually born a woman. twisted
I wish road trips weren't so awful.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:58 am
Granted, but of course you are deaf and blind.
I wish that I had a place of my own.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:43 pm
Granted but it's a total rip-off, you have to pay for the entire thing at once, and it burns down just as you are done paying.
I wish this wish was uncorruptable
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:26 pm
Your wish is my command! Did I mention that was only a thirty-second warranty? Wish wasted. NEXT!!!
I wish I could find a good job to last me through next year.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:04 pm
Wish granted but the job is putting down horses for a glue factory.
I wish i was a vulcan!
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:08 pm
Huzzah! Pointy ears and lack of emotions galore! However, a date, nevermore can you have!
I wish I had enough time to read.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:39 pm
Granted! but your time to read books is always night, your tired, and the letters re-arrange themselves as you read!!
I wish...i had a dog who could live with my roomates and i
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:04 pm
Granted but it had a sudden heart attack and had to be made into stew!
I wish I got to go back to bed now. Yay!
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:22 pm
Wish granted, but your bed is infested with flees and Laze won't stop texting you.
I wish I could have good dreams.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:38 pm
Wish granted!
WARNING: You're good dream lasts forever and when your real life prince comes to take you away on his white steed, you will not awaken and he goes for your mortal enemy instead!!!
I wish I would never be sick again!
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:12 am
Granted! However when you get suddenly run over by a bus, your body is used for science to find a cure.
I wish my hun wouldn't eat my Chinese!! scream
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