http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aimPRKfqKGwHAHAHAHA. My favorite quotes...
"I'm so pissed off right now, I had to put some ******** pants on. That's how pissed I am"
"I eat cupcakes and play video games"
"' Fat guy not allowed to play video games - Go get on a treadmill and lose some weight. I was like ******** you playstation! Let me sign in! I need to own noobs on Call of Duty Mother ******** can't even play Call of duty off line! What the ******** am I gunna do with my life?"
"There trying to get rid of fat things! Somebody help me!"
"I'm gunna kill puppies for every minute I can't play Call of Duty; Every person I would kill online, I'm gunna kill a ********' puppy"
"Give me Twinkies or give me death ********!"