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 Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:36 am
 
"Anything you can do..."
This is a private RP between Jianyu [Kuro-Mizuki] and Bataar [Kayakurai].
Setting:
Artisan's Path
Bataar and Jianyu are passed out in a fountain that, for some reason, is empty of water. Evening is coming along quickly.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:44 am
Bataar rolled over, trying to ignore his pounding headache as well as the damp surface below him. He was having a good dream, damn it! The Mongol was under the impression that the large, warm thing he was squeezing to his chest was an adorable monster rat that loved him so much it was hugging him back. He would have enjoyed remaining in his fantastical dream world, too, if it hadn't been for the constant mutters and noises of disapproval that seemed to be surrounding him, turning his dream into more of a nightmare.
"Shaddup. Iss my rat." The brawny youth muttered, feeling all too unwilling to open his eyes. He rarely had dreams this awesome and it wasn't like he was creative or intelligent enough to have a great imagination. This was his only chance to properly enough hugging a giant rat!
Bat's conscious mind took hold of the idea and he gasped, his green eyes flying open. He'd finally caught the king of all rats! Of course, the sight that met his eyes was hardly as he'd fantasized while unconcious. "You are not the king of all rats." Bat stared at Jianyu, momentarily disoriented enough that he didn't realize this was the boy whom he'd attempted to beat to a pulp.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:35 am
The first thing Jianyu noticed when he awoke was the splitting headache that was reverberating throughout his head, nearly dizzying him with the pain.
The second thing was that he was, in fact, completely soaked.
The third was that Bataar was hugging him to his chest.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
With a cry of outrage, Jianyu raised his leg, kneeing Bataar in the stomach as he rolled away, only to cause an enormous splash and a terrific amount of more pain in his head. With a small grunt of pain and irritation, everything came flooding back to Jianyu - walking along Artisan's Path, running into Bataar...running away from Bataar...fighting in the fountain...they were still in the fountain. And he had hit his head.
Well, that explained the headache.
"You moron!" Jianyu snapped. "What the hell were you just trying to pull there, eh? Pervert!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:55 am
Bataar did his best to scramble away from Jianyu as the other youth yelled, but only ended up with a knee in the stomach. He did, however, manage to stop himself from falling out of the fountain and ending up flat on his face. It was evident that Bat was just as disturbed and confused and Jianyu, and therefore he'd forgotten to instantly defend himself. The brawny teenager was, instead, pausing to recall why exactly he was here-- and with this sissy, of all people! The memories of the battle flowed back at what felt like a snail's pace, although it couldn't have taken the Mongol more than a few moments to register the incident.
"ME?! What were you thinking acting like the king of all rats trying to get a hug from me?"
It was so obvious that Jianyu was in the wrong here. Bataar knew full well that he was attractive, and that he had a great personality, but that simply was not the best method to seduce him! The thick-headed Mongol leveled the Legionaire with a glare, his green orbs looking much too self-assured.
"You stupid sissy!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:37 pm
" 'King of all rats?' What are you, six years old?" Jianyu snapped as he staggered to his feet, his clothes dripping wet and feeling as if they weighed an absurd amount. "And who would want to get a hug from you, of all people? You smell like a dirty rat after it's been in the garbage! You are such a moronic human being!"
Shaking his head to rid his face of water was an utter mistake. Jianyu felt a wave of dizziness hit him and he stumbled in the knee-high water, falling against the small pillar in the center. His head felt like a ton of bricks had smashed into it, and as he reached up he could feel a welt forming on his forehead.
"This is all your fault." Jianyu snarled as he massaged his aching head. "I demand you give me adequate compensation for all of my injuries and all of the mental distress you've caused me immediately!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:47 pm
"I am a lot older than six!" Bat exclaimed with indignance, glaring in Jianyu's direction. He could hardly stand this dumbface of a Legionnaire! He asked the worst questions. "Well, obviously you really wanted a hug from me." He looked rather smug as he made his declaration. Jianyu was definitely nothing but a hug-seeking sissy, although Bat could understand the impulse when it came to himself. He was just such a great person-- who didn't want a hug from him? He adored dirty rats after they'd been through the garbage.
The Mongol watched blankly as the Legionnaire stumbled, snorting. He had a terrible headache, but that had been about it when it came to the ill effects the fight had caused. He'd already had too much in the way of concussions and head injuries during his childhood when he'd decided to learn how to wrestle.
This was not Bat's fault. "Adequate compensation?" The maroon Lunarian gave Jinayu an odd look, as if he were sizing him up. "You mean you want a kiss, too?" Okay, so, maybe it was save to infer that Bat had gotten a bad head injury, too.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:58 pm
Jianyu stared at the Mongol for what seemed like an enternity.
"Are you freaking serious?" he said finally, incredulously. "Why in the hell would I...would you suggest..."
He couldn't even finish the sentence. Obviously there were things going on in this...this utter moron's head that he could not seem to figure out. Bataar was like one giant, frustrating, infuriating puzzle that was missing a piece.
A rather large piece, by the looks of it.
Well, fine. I'll give him what he wants, if that's what's going through his thick head.
"Your mind is obviously only on one thing." he said darkly, his blue eyes glittering with irritation. "Don't say you didn't ask for it."
Stalking across the fountain, water splashing against his legs, Jianyu grabbed the front of Bataar's wet shirt and pressed his lips against his in a hard, quick kiss. He had absolutely no idea what on earth had possessed him to do such a thing, but it was surprisingly not as bad as he had thought, and he tasted something sweet. Jianyu let go after a moment, stepping back.
"You are...an utter moron." he said, glaring at Bataar.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:36 pm
Bataar, seeing Jianyu speechless, was beginning to feel rather clever. After all, it wasn't often that he could win with his words! Because, obviously, Jianyu would not want to kiss him-- ha ha! Bat was just about to give himself a congratulatory pat on the back when the other boy finally spoke again.
"You said you wanted compensation, and that seemed reasonable." The maroon Lunarian grinned somewhat idiotically, not really having any sort of actual explanation for his actions. He was used to getting the looks that told him the other person thought he was absolutely insane, but it was especially great to see Jianyu staring.
His brows furrowed in confusion as he tried to comprehend the Legionnaire's next words. "...Wait. What thing?"
He certainly found out.
The kiss was brief, not to mention shocking. Bat, who thought that kissing was just something people did was not terribly fazed, although he managed to be slightly ruffled about the fact that Jianyu was(probably, in his mind, although he'd insist on insulting him as a girl) a guy.
"But you kissed me!" He'd only ever done that with Nil!
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:59 pm
"You were the one who brought kissing up in the first place." Jianyu said, glaring daggers at the Lunarian as he pushed his wet hair out of his eyes. "It's not my problem you're quite taken with me, though it's quite understandable. I am, as it is, a very attractive and agreeable person, quite suitable for a mate."
"Though, I am sorry. Jianyu added, giving Bataar a feral grin as he twisted a strand of his dark hair, squeezing out the drops of water. "I cannot accept your advances, as much as it might hurt you to be rejected and as...honorable as your intentions may be."
Jianyu walked in slow circles around Bataar, the water slogging at his legs. When he was once more in front of him, he folded his arms across his chest, smirking.
"Sorry." he said again. "I know how much you're obsessed with me, after all. Why else would you keep showing up every place I am?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:08 pm
There was no way in hell he was attracted to Jianyu! Bataar's green eyes blazed with anger as he listened to the Legionnaire's words. "You friggin' sissy! Just because you act like a girl doesn't mean that I think you're one for real." Little did Bat know that his own response might be a bit damaging to his opponent. As much as he liked girls, it was evident that Jianyu wasn't one. No girl could be so terrible! The Mongol had a preference for women, not stupid Legionnaires that tried to make out with him in fountains.
"Oh, because I was so hot and bothered for you, dumbass." Bat replied, his tone dripping with unconcealed fury and sarcasm. Stupid Jianyu! He'd never like a person like that. No, the person he liked should be more like... he paused, deep in thought. Maybe a girl-- one that was similar to... well, Nil was acceptably pretty, right? Bat gave the thought up as Jianyu began walking circles around him.
"Creepy, dude. Can you see through my clothes?" Bat asked, curious. Obviously, Jianyu was rather attracted to him! That was all he could tell from this.
"...What? YOU'RE the one showing up where I am! YOU HAVE EVERYTHING BACKWARDS, YOU RETARDED SISSY!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:26 pm
"Who would want to see through your clothes?" Jianyu scoffed, tossing his head. His wet hair stuck to his forehead in unruly clumps, and he pushed it aside. The ribbons woven into his braid had come undone, and he pulled them free, shaking his head. "It's not like you have anything...worthwhile...under your clothing, anyway."
This guy is such a moron, Jianyu thought as Bataar ranted. He obviously can't tell that I'm just making fun of him. He's way too easy.
Jianyu made a face. "What are you gonna do about it, huh?" he challenged. "If I'm such a girl, you can't hit me, right? Besides, you're too occupied with hitting on me to hit me, it seems."
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:47 pm
The question resounded in his head once or twice(probably because it was hollow all up in there). That was bad enough, before Jianyu threw his next insult.
"It's not like you have anything...worthwhile...under your clothing, anyway."
Oh. Oh, really? Bataar fixed the Legionnaire with an angry glare, now set on proving himself. He really didn't understand that he was being teased; all he knew was that his manliness was apparently in question by the sissy standing right in front of him. He would not have his manliness questioned by anyone!
And so, Bataar took his clothes off.
All of them.
"Look, stupid, I'm gonna kick your a**." He'd forgotten to take into account that not many people were comfortable fighting muscular naked dudes in public fountains.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:57 pm
Bataar had taken off his clothes.
All of them.
In the middle of a public fountain.
"Oh, for heaven's sake - " Jianyu put a hand to his forehead, shaking his head. People were staring in utter confusion at the now totally naked man standing in a fountain. It was nearing evening, so the streets were less crowded than normal, but there were still plenty of patrons mulling around to gawk and whisper. Jianyu sighed.
"You stupid idiot." he said, and hauled himself from the fountain, dripping water onto the dusty dirt streets. People backed away from him as he made his way to a nearby stall, reaching up to grab a tablecloth from the stand, yanking it off completely. The stall owner; a young woman with dark hair, was too busy staring at Bataar to notice. Jianyu walked back to Bataar, climbed up onto the stone wall of the fountain and slung the cloth over his shoulders to cover him up.
"You're a moron." Jianyu said exasperatedly, and grabbed Bataar's wrist, yanking him over. "I am not fighting a naked man in the middle of a public place. Now get out of the damn fountain and let's go."
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:35 pm
Bat grinned assuredly, watching for Jianyu's reaction. He didn't care about all of the other witnesses; only the boy that had been throwing insults in his face. He was confident when it came to his physique, was all. He certainly wouldn't have anyone suggesting that he looked less than satisfactory beneath his clothing!
"Hey, what?" the mongol demanded, frowning at the Legionnaire's reaction. He expected worship, at the very least! "Dude, look at my freaking quads!" Being naked just wasn't as big of a deal if you weren't a city boy. Bat had grown up in a nomadic clan, where clothing only really mattered when it got colder than ******** out. The weather right now was perfectly good, so he didn't see much of a problem with shedding his outfit.
Hey! He was not a stupid idiot. "You... You...!" he shouted, pointed in Jianyu's direction now. Why was he just walking off?
Bat soon saw why. "You Legionnaire thief!" he protested, glancing down at his lavish new outfit. He stumbled a little when the other boy grabbed his wrist and found himself hopping down out of the fountain in order to follow the boy.
"S'okay. You're just scared I'll kick your a** after you saw all my muscles!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:44 pm
This was going nowhere.
"Fine." Jianyu said exasperatedly, towing Bataar behind him as he dragged him down the street. He studiously ignored all of the questioning stares they got from the patrons. "You have excellent definition in your quadratic muscles. There, I complimented you. Are you happy now?"
Pulling the Lunarian behind him like a stubborn puppy, Jianyu led Bataar towards the elaborate, elegant building a few streets away. The Qian Tattoo House was nearing its closing time, so there was hardly anybody around to see Jianyu all but throw Bataar through the front door and shove him into his room.
"Stay her like a good little Noble," Jianyu said sternly, jabbing his finger in Bat's face. " - while I go and get some clothes from my brother's room. My clothes will obviously not fit you."
He wondered if it was a good or bad thing, leaving Bataar alone in his room.
Probably a bad thing.
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