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Shade Soul13 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:50 pm
Say them. We want to hear. I'll post a few to start, and more later. Any kind of pick up line. Good, or bad.
"Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?"
"I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
"I'm new to town. Can you direct me to your bed?"
"If I drop a quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?"
"Nice shoes. Wanna ********, these are bad, and dirty. I love them.
My favorite one has worked 23 times: "I lost my number, can I have yours?"
It's only failed once.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:57 pm
"Nice shoes, wanna ********?" is my fav...
but its not working well XD
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Knight Garl Vinland Captain
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Shade Soul13 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:18 am
Worked for my stepdad. Three times.
XD it's how he met my mom...
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:46 pm
These two I thought were pretty hilarious.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Hey are you looking for a stud?
'cause I got an STD and all I need is U" This one will work 99% of the time, and will definitely get results. "I read Twilight." Sad, eh? Well its insta-sex! Your welcome.
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:11 pm
le pish These two I thought were pretty hilarious.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Hey are you looking for a stud?
'cause I got an STD and all I need is U" This one will work 99% of the time, and will definitely get results. "I read Twilight." Sad, eh? Well its insta-sex! Your welcome. rofl
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:34 pm
I did read them. I doubled the amount of girls I'm pushing off of me everyday (which was alot before).
I know the choloform one. I love it.
"Pretend you're hellen keller and it won't be so bad." is one I heard today. really bad.
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Shade Soul13 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:52 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:00 pm
twilight quotes... my god... ._.
i hate twilight... >.<
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Knight Garl Vinland Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:18 pm
sinfulchaoticdesires twilight quotes... my god... ._. i hate twilight... >.<
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:28 pm
lol....hellen keller....it's horrible...I LOVE IT!
My personal favorite...."I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?" I've got to say it works about 99% of the time on both genders...I was turned down only once because the chick was straight lol.
~All the freaky people make the beauty of the world~
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:36 pm
Wow some of those are bad but also funny. I've never really been asked any of those but that may be because I don't really go to places that someone would ask me those (like a club). lol.
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:55 pm
Are you an angel? 'Cause I've got an erection! n_n
lol robot chicken.
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Knight Garl Vinland Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:54 pm
Lady_Akir Are you an angel? 'Cause I've got an erection! n_n lol robot chicken.
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:01 am
Questionable Chaos
lol....hellen keller....it's horrible...I LOVE IT!
My personal favorite...."I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?" I've got to say it works about 99% of the time on both genders...I was turned down only once because the chick was straight lol.
~All the freaky people make the beauty of the world~imma use that...
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Knight Garl Vinland Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:20 am
The_Last_Avenger Questionable Chaos
lol....hellen keller....it's horrible...I LOVE IT!
My personal favorite...."I got skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?" I've got to say it works about 99% of the time on both genders...I was turned down only once because the chick was straight lol.
~All the freaky people make the beauty of the world~imma use that...
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