February 23, 2010
Mardy Bum bumming her way around GWWF here. Just a quick note to everyone. It has been decided by a unanimous vote that the Blood Queen Yuke has the IQ of a steaming pile of ape poo. Now, before you Neanderthals work yourself up in a huff (and puff) with your "but Mardy ape poo doesn't have an IQ", I'd like to say: exactly.
In case you missed what I'm talking about, Yuke was being a cry baby. She called out Codi Paige and then Codi Paige gave her a choice of her match at Perpetual Ambition.
Choice A: Face Codi Paige.
Choice B: Face me for the Women's Championship in a match of my choice.
Well, the Dumb Queen Yuke picked the latter. Ya, I know right? She wasted a golden opportunity to face Codi Paige. Sadder still is that Yuke has no chance of winning our HIGH-flying LADDER match at Perpetual Ambition.
See you through the haze.
-Mardy Bum
