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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 pm
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. That's what it took to be a true dodgeballer. At least according to Rip Torn's character 'Patches O'Houlihan' in the movie Dodgeball. Little known fact, Natasha really enjoyed that movie.
A side addendum to that fact? Not only was it great for dodgeball, it came in pretty damn handy with Negatrash. These thoughts ran through Natasha, well, Argo Navis' mind momentarily as she ducked under a hand thrown out towards her. It had been a long enough day, only to have ended up throwing down with some obnoxious Youma that thought it was all that, and a bag of chips.
Of course, Navis wasn't one to let that go unchallenged. "By the light of St. Elmo's Fire, I'm gonna Keel-haul you!" the words had spilled out of her lips in their saccharine cheesiness. Why she kept saying it, she didn't know. Whenever confronted with a nemesis, however, it would seem that it just continued to sputter out, against her better judgment.
Throwing out a kick, she let it fly into the youma's jaw, sending it reeling back and out of the alleyway. It landed in the barren street (it was a bit on the late side) with a thud, rocks flying up and bouncing about it. Noting the opportune moment, the senshi came flying out towards the creature, throwing her hands up in the air...
"SPARKING PLASMA FLASH!" her voice cried out. She reached to her hair, removing a pair of oriental styled pins. They sparked up not unlike little fireworks, hissing at the same time. The light grew brighter as she whipped the pins at the feet of the fallen Youma. It howled out as the sparks became bright like a flash grenade, blinding it momentarily.
"Damn youma." she scoffed, preparing herself for whatever lay next as the creature began to stand, flailing trying to find something to grab or toss.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:05 pm
With the imposed new curfew, Sheldon wasn't sure why Gail was so insistent on keeping the same late hours for the store. Of course, she had given a reason - We are loyal to the customers, Sheldon! Their needs do not have a new quittin' time and so neither will we. But he still wasn't sure why. Not like that changed anything, people were still never out and about. But hey, that meant easy money and no one to have to deal with. Sheldon locked the door, jiggled it once - weakly really, who would want to rob this place? - and turned to head back to his apartment a few blocks over.
Sheldon was in the middle of fishing through his pockets for his PacMan lighter when the senshi's challenge echoed through the crisp air. He stopped for a moment, puzzled over the words he had just heard and shrugged. Didn't seem like something he had to worry about, he figured and made ready to resume his journey home.
Until the creature came barreling out of said alleyway followed, of course, by the short skirted purple-ish girl. The nineteen year old blinked, wondering what had just happened and stared at the street where the two were still engaging in battle. Or more, the girl was pulling something out of her hair after making some sort of declaration and blinded him along with the youma.
"Aa, geez.. that was bright." He stated, trying to blink the spots out of his yellow eyes.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:41 pm
Unaware of the newly blinded onlooker, Navis scooted forward, throwing her fist out towards the still recovering Youma. As she felt it move through the air, it came to a sudden stop as the creature's own hand wrapped around hers.
"WHAT THE?" she yelped, struggling to pull her hand away. The youma laughed, it's blindness either fading away, or having little affect on it's actual actions. Argo Navis let out with a foot, trying to trip it up, but the youma tossed her aside like a limp noodle.
The senshi landed with a thud in pair of nearby garbage bags. Something poked into her side, and something else smelled terrible. Maybe baby diapers. That was a retching thought.
The creature rubbed it's eyes, taking one step towards the fallen senshi. Suddenly it lifted it's nose to the air, almost seeming to sniff at something. It wheeled around, it's blurred gaze landing on the boy who was, sadly, just trying to get home for the night.
It growled out some words that Navis couldn't make out, and began hulking towards the boy. Pulling herself up from the stinking bags, she squinted to see what it was up to. It's huge body blocked her view of Sheldon though.
Perhaps it was deciding to run off and lick it's wounds? One could only be so lucky.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:18 am
The spots were beginning too fade from his view finally, clearing away for him to witness the short skirted girl being flung to the pile garbage bags of one of the nearby businesses. Sheldon winched slightly, knowing full well that was probably trash from the Indian restaurant... it probably smelled terrible. Poor girl, she'd need to take several showers to get that stench off.
Sheldon shrugged and began to walk away - this wasn't his business, it was between that girl and the monster.. thing, and he had nothing to do with it and just wanted to get home. His fingers finally grasped his lighter and pulled it out to light the cigarette he had also managed to fish out during the chaos that had exploded form the alley. A nice stream of smoke began to dance in the air when some unknown words filed the air and heavy footsteps came closer to his direction.
The green haired youth stopped and turned back to the street as the monster was finally upon him, his eyes grew wide and he pulled the stick from his mouth. It roared between heavy breathes and swung its large clawed hand at him. Sheldon barely managed to dodge, falling back towards the brick wall he had been walking along side. "Dude, what the ********!" He yelled in a hoarse tone, "you were going after her, not me!" He pointed at the trash buried senshi. Why the hell would he switch targets? So lame!
The creature wasn't having it and raised a fist and flung it forward in a solid punch. Only to hit the wall and shatter a few bricks as Sheldon ducked his way past the attack. His body pulled himself around the creature and into the open streets, "do something!" He called to the senshi, the original target. This was all her mess and he really didn't want to have to run; he hated running....
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:01 pm
"Ho-lee s**t!" Navis squawked upon hearing the voice of the young man. Fortunately for her, the civilian seemed to have managed to avoid a mauling so far.
"HEY BUTT-FACE!" she was such a witty girl, oh yes. "GET YOUR FILTHY, HAIRY a** BACK HERE!" reaching down without a second thought, the senshi yanked up one of the smaller, lighter bags of garbage, and sent it hurdling through the alley, towards the cumbersome youma.
The bag landed on target, hitting with a splat. Whatever was in it smelled as rotten there as it had when Argo Navis had originally fallen into the disgusting pile. Some bits of... something unrecognizable... came splotching out of the bag, landing on the creature, and around it.
A furious howl came rumbling out of the creature's mouth. It turned heel quickly, facing it's original target. The puny human could wait for now, this senshi was an annoyance that needed to be dealt with.
"Get out of here!" Navis called towards Sheldon, finally getting a peak at the green haired boy who, well, looked more aggravated than afraid. The senshi of St. Elmo's Fire began to run towards the creature, intending to keep it's attention on her, giving the boy a chance to get away. It was her duty to protect, and she took that duty seriously. There was no way in hell she was letting that youma maul that boy!
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:39 pm
Wouldn't need to tell him twice, nor really inform him at all. With the first thrown bags and the attention of the monster diverted from him, Sheldon scooted away as silently as possible as to not be the human target once again. He didn't exactly run, he hated running and it wasted too much energy... perhaps more of jogged or briskly walked.
But the green haired boy didn't make it far until he had a sudden second thought and stopped for a second. Gah, that girl was only one girl against the big thing. But a second thought crossed his mind, it was her problem and he shouldn't meddle with it even if it was some weird thing going after a girl in a short skirt. Besides, she seemed to have some power, unless that electrical attack was really caused by some sort of car battery on her back.
With her groan, he turned around and called to Saint Elmo - a name he gathered might be hers, judging from the challenge she had given the youma... unless he name was Keel-haul, which he doubted, "You're going to be okay, right? I can really go?" Just to be sure. He asked her, as if asking if they were simply working on some school project and she had proposed she would finish it up all by herself. If she didn't answer, fine ... he figured that he'd get away from this.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:23 pm
Wait, was that kid actually stopping to ask her if she needed help? The hell was wrong with him? As she paused to take in what was actually happening, the youma barreled down on her, landing a good, solid connection with fist to jaw. The senshi went reeling back, catching herself before taking another dive in the trash pool.
Her next words came sputtering out of her mouth, almost agitated as she brought a snap-kick up into the youma's ribcage. The girl almost relished in the crack that it made. "Yes, get the hell out of here! When I say now, I mean N-" she was interrupted by the, newly rabid, youma screaming with pain and raking it's clawed hands in her direction. She bounced backwards, but not without taking a piece of her blue bow with the mauling.
For whatever reason, however, the youma shifted it's gaze back towards the second guessing boy. Still interested in what one could only assume was Sheldon's scent, and before Argo Navis could react, the creature bounded back towards the boy.
"LOOK OUT!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:26 pm
Sigh, Sheldon's shoulders slumped as impending doom reared back towards him. He really should have just kept on walking . Really, really should have, as he ducked another blow to his gut which caught the side of his jacket with it flipped open during his retreat. It was now in pieces and the teen was on the ground, panting and out of breathe but still relatively calm.
God, his body was going to hate him for this. Class was definitely going to be skipped tomorrow, he decided as he scrambled up from the ground as quick as he could muster and ran back to the senshi. The creature grunted, roared as yet missing the boy again and flicked the shredded bits of new cloth it had acquired, discarding it with the blue bow it had already gotten. [really? it only got cloth? Well, he was getting close, had to count for something]
"Saint Elmo, you really seem to suck at this" he told her, running past leaving her between him and the monster who was hulking back towards the pair now - had its claws gotten longer? It wasn't like he was one to talk, but it seemed she was supposed to be prepared for all this, that she did this maybe on a regular basis - she had what looked like a costume and uniform after all, a mark of a super hero? - shouldn't she had gotten this thing down by now?
Urg, his lungs were dying. He stopped, panting with his hands on his knees. He really hated running, and he hadn't gotten that far; just enough to make her the human shield again.
[ insert Peter Griffin laugh for having the title of the roleplay in the roleplay 'aa! aa, there it is! there it is! =D' ]
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:12 pm
Navis seemed to take a case of selective hearing, choosing to ignore Sheldon's not-so-veiled (and painfully truthful) insult. Instead she launched her own body at the creature, managing to pin it to the ground. She brought her fist up, sending it down into the back of the youma's head. The girl was exhausted from battling, and things only seemed to be getting worse as rude civilians made their appearance to the situation.
She could feel the youma struggling beneath her. Natasha's body ached, and at this point, she really just wanted to go to bed. Sadly, that just didn't seem to be in the cards tonight. She noticed Sheldon has started to run, but had stopped.
Again.
Obviously his fight or flight reflexes were lost somewhere in sarcasm and maybe some lethargy. Who knew. Either way "GET OUT OF HERE." still hadn't seemed to get it's point across.
The youma bucked underneath her again as she continued to restrain it. Her attack was basically useless at this point, though no more useless than it usually was. The idea of using her hairpins to go through it's spine crossed her mind. A flip back to what MuCephi had done with her own, but she couldn't get passed that memory. Disturbing s**t.
With lack of other option, she did the only thing she could think of.
Yep.
She skull bashed it, with her own forehead. The crack was loud, her head was throbbing, but it seemed no more than just a bit of luck that the creature stopped moving. There was a migraine with her name on it, just down the way. After holding there for a moment, and no movement still from the creature, the senshi of St.Elmo's Fire got up with unsteady feet. The youma's skin began to bubble and ooze, and a scent of rotten eggs seemed to filter up into the air from it. Within moments, it was gone.
Slumping back into a wall, Navis looked towards Sheldon, "You... you okay?" was all she could sputter out.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:35 pm
Having regained some composure, his breathe and really a better opinion of his kind of savior, Sheldon made his way towards the exhausted soldier. He had watched her 'final attack' from a clearer distance and quite this time around as to not be in the way like he had apparently been the whole rest of the time. No apologies were made, however but he decided to make sure she was at least... okay.
"What about you, Saint Elmo?" He questioned upon leaning against the same wall she was currently slumped against. If it was one thing that Argo Navis would nice, Sheldon was utterly too calm about all this. He had nearly been clawed to death and this was all like nothing had happened. Sheldon simply rested against the wall and took out his pack of cigarettes and lighter. And held the pack out to her as well, sometimes people liked to smoke after such ordeals if he remembered.
"That was a nasty hit and all."
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:02 pm
The senshi waved off the cigarettes. She wasn't a smoker herself, though she didn't really care what others did to their own lungs. Hell, after what had just occurred, he could smoke like a chimney next to her, and she would be unlikely to complain.
Though there was always the offhand chance.
"Yeah, you could say that. Wasn't exactly one of my most shining moments." she sighed, letting her head flop against the wall as well. She stared up into the sky, glad that at least it was over for now. Somehow she was going to have to work on knocking out some a** kicking skills, instead of being on the receiving end of said a** kickings.
It took a moment for the girl to process how relaxed the civilian seemed to be, drawing her legs up, she turned her head and quirked an eyebrow at him.
"You seem hardly phased at all." she started slowly, "This not the first time you've run into these damn things?" it was an honest curiosity. Most people would have ran for the hills. Not this guy though, no way. It was a little more than strange.
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:22 pm
"Clearly," Sheldon agreed, putting the pack back in his pocket. With a simple click from his PacMan lighter, his cigarette sparked to life and the sweet taste of cinnamon flavored nicotine filled his lungs. He would have really been agreement that she needed to work on her monster fighting skills, obviously trying to blind the thing wasn't going to be working for her all the time.
The green haired boy flicked a few ashes off his cigarette and looked down at the sailor clad girl and raised an eyebrow himself. He then shrugged it off, "Nah, first time really. I did have to run from a pack of dogs though." He had lit them accidentally on fire ... for science. Though, these two incidents seemed to be a little different; one being a pack of dogs and this one being.. well, a monster thing with claws that apparently disappeared once it was beaten.
"This sort of thing happen often?" He found himself asking, though, after another puff of smoke. He had heard of those terrorist attacks, but she was fitting the descriptions he had heard more than that thing.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:32 am
"You don't know the half of it." Navis remarked on the boy's question. Decidedly, this seemed like it was almost routine. Albeit with absolutely nothing routine about it, other than her managing to get in and out of trouble.
Somehow.
It was definitely more dumb luck than good management on her part.
Navis shifted where she sat, taking in the evenings events, and wondering if she should even just be sitting there, shooting the s**t with some random civilian while she sat around in her 'battle' attire. That reference sounded better in her mind than magical sailor suit. Yeah. Definitely.
"Dogs eh? Heh, well, they aren't the friendliest of things either half the time." The smoke from his cigarette lit up under her nose, it had a slightly different scent to it than most she was familiar with, though she couldn't quite place it. She sighed, looking around, before standing to her feet.
"Well, I'm sorry you got dragged into that, but you seem, mostly alright anyways." she shrugged, "It's likely in your best interest to get to where you were heading." The likelihood of being attacked in the same place twice was low, but she couldn't continue to sit around the way she was, it just didn't feel right.
Next thing you would know, some dumbass would be running up screaming terrorist, then there were the police, and yeah. It'd be a mess to get out of and she'd rather not. The way it stood he didn't seem to be wanting to throw the proverbial book at her at least.
Which was, admittedly, great for her.
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:02 pm
"Aa." Sheldon simply gave her a nod in understanding, not divulging further and not wanting to know the full details of the escapades that this girl ventured through nightly. For one thing, he didn't care and in another he didn't want to since it was probably none of his business anywho - even though all this was still shoved down through the news daily anyways.
"It's alright," he shrugged, not making a move as she got up from her seated position aside from twisting his cigarette in between his two fingers. "Half my fault anyways for not getting out of there when I should have." The girl shouldn't be taking all the blame for his stupidity, he had been worried that a small girl was going after a gigantic creature after all... or the other way around, he still wasn't sure about that one. But did he really care? Not really. "We did survive ~" Sheldon added in, offering a smile to Argo Navis.
Sheldon pulled himself away from the wall and flicked his depleting cigarette to the ground, "You're probably right though," he nodded whilst crushing the filtered end with his foot, "and its getting late." Like it mattered.
He turned to go, really this time intent on leaving. "Don't get yourself killed out there Saint Elmo," he offered in farewell along with a short little wave of his hand.
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:54 pm
"Heh," she offered a wry smile in return, "yeah, we sure did." a wry smile crossing her face, "I'll see what I can do."
She watched the red/orange embers of Sheldon's cigarette bounce onto the black pavement. It only seemed a second before it completely faded. She wouldn't miss that when he was gone, that was for sure. Looking back up at her momentary companion she gave a quick nod and matched his wave.
"I'll see what I can do. You try to keep away from things that wanna kill ya. Shouldn't be too hard." she smirked.
"Be safe." with that, the senshi bounded up into the air, letting herself land on the nearby rooftop. She made it look graceful, though, luckily for her, Sheldon would not have been able to see her landing on her a**.
It'd been a long night, and it wasn't over yet.
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