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 Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:45 am
Anybody have any funny jokes or something?? ^^
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:59 pm
I got one!!!
Okay. So, there were three women, a brunett, a red head, and a blonde. All three if them were pregent, all having there babies in the same room. So while they were waiting for the doctor to come, they over hear one of the nurses talking to another person. The nurses said if your on told the baby will be a girl. So the brunett said oh so I'm having a girl! Then the red head said of course, I'm going to have a boy! Next the blonde says s**t!!! I'm having puppies!
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:27 am
Two science jokes I have...
A Biologist, a Mathematician and a Physicist are sitting outside a house. They see two people go in. After a while, they see three people come out.
The Physicist says "Our initial assumption was incorrect."
The Biologist says "They must have reproduced..."
The Mathematician says "Now... if one more person enters that house again, it'll be empty!"
and there's more...
A bunch of Physicists were playing a game of hide and seek... Einstein counting, and so forth. As soon as Einstein started counting, everyone hid. Except for Newton, who pulled a bit of chalk from his pocket and drew a meter square around him.
Einstein turns around and says "Aha! Newton - you're out!"
To which, Newton says "I'm not out - Pascal's out. I'm one Newton per square meter!"
(Actually, I'm not sure if people will get that straight away... I suggest looking up units.)
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:04 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:56 pm
how about this one???
Q: Why do midgets laugh when they run??
A: Because the grass tickles their balls !!!~
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:32 am
More physics jokes...
An experimental physicist performs an experiment involving two cats, and an inclined tin roof.
The two cats are very nearly identical; same sex, age, weight, breed, eye and hair color.
The physicist places both cats on the roof at the same height and lets them both go at the same time. One of the cats fall off the roof first so obviously there is some difference between the two cats.
What is the difference?
One cat has a greater mew.
There's more...
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:35 am
There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off.
They argued and argued and finally the brunette said ''I'll go.''
The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:37 am
So there was this couple and they were talking one day and decided to choose a word to stop the kids from knowing theyre having sex.At the end they chose typewriter.A week passes by and the dad tells Susie "Sweetie go tell your mother i need to use the typewriter".The little girl does as she is told.The mom then tells Susie "Tell your father it has a red ribbon stuck in it.He can't".Again Susie does as she is told.A week later the mom tells Susie "Hunny go tell your father that the typewriter is ready". Susie does and her father says "Tell your mother to forget about it.I already wrote by hand".
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:55 am
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. molly put up her hand and said 'my family went to my grandad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep it was fascinating.' the teacher said,'that was good but i wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,not fascinating.' sally raised her hand she said ' my family went to see rock city and i was 'fascinated.' the teacher said,'well that was good sally,but i wanted you to use the word'fascinate.' little johnny raised his hand the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little johnny before she finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',so she called on him. johnny said,'my aunt gina has a sweater with ten buttons,but her tits are so big she can only 'fasten eight.'
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:39 pm
Joke 1.
a white guy a black guy and a mexican on a plane and one of the pailotes said throw out the side what u have the most in ur country so that black guy throw out cotton the mexican throw out beans and the white guy throw out the black guy and the mexican
Joke 2.
there was thses 3 ducks they was in frount of a judge and he said come up and tell me ur name and what u did the first duck went up and sayed my name is quack and i was blowing bubbles the judge said thats not a crime u may go the second duck went up and said my name is quack and i was blowing bubbles the judge said like i told the first one thats not a crime u may go the third duck went up the judge said let me guess ur name is quack and u was blowing bubbles the duck said nope my names bubbles
Joke 3.
there was a black guy a white guy and a mexican they was walking down the road and fell into a hole and landed on a big red hand and they heard a voice say if u can make it from the back of my hand to the tip of my middle finger ill let u live thenwhite guys dies at the back the mexican dies in the middle of the palm the black guy gose from the back of the hand to the top and the voice said how did u do that the black guy said chocolate melts in ur mouth not your hands
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:59 pm
Mainstream music
Thats a joke
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:25 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:03 am
Yo Momma's so fat her escape velocity exceeds 3*10^8.
(Sorry, there has to be one at some point...)
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