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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:58 pm
Basically just come up with some weird reason why you divorced the person who posted right before you lol (not my idea I got it from someone else but I figured it was funny lol)
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:33 am
because it is not legal to marry one's self where I live lol
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:21 pm
Because he has had an extramarital relationship with his chainsaw.
I'm not going to stand in the way of that.
Really, hope they're very happy together.
Might want to keep the buisiness end away from his business end but hey.
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:57 pm
I walked into her closet to find an entire shrine
dedicated to my bosom. Now. I have a great
bosom we all know this. But honestly? I don't
think she loves ALLLLL of me. Which hurts me.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:11 pm
lol because she was obsessed with her own bosom & she kept that shrine to it that she got in her other divorce from her ex wife
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:53 pm
Because he wasn't a cabbage patch kid too
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:42 am
she was asleep while is day here...
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:18 am
He forgot to water me crying and I wilted.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:04 pm
She always complained about me not having a sprinkler system for the bedroom... (lol)
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:34 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:47 pm
She was the elf I *bleeped...*
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:03 am
OhMaiGosh!! I think he might actually be asleep! some one get a camera crew!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:44 am
Because she always wanted me to sleep for some reason... she even took to drugging my food & my soda... eek
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:46 am
He wasn't human! I swear it! Humans sleep, what the hell is he!
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:03 am
She always called Cheesecake a whore when it was actually banana cream pie that's the whore... (but at least she was still a good wife even after the divorce...
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