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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:07 pm
Scheelite and Zinkenite were on patrol!
This didn't sound very out of the ordinary. Negaverse patrols were nothing new, and these particular two had a lot of experience (at least in civilian form) wandering around together. But then again...it was Scheelite and Zinkenite on patrol. It was bound to get bad, pretty fast.
Now, in fact.
"Ziiiiiiink~!"
There it was. That long drawn out singsong voice that signaled the impending doom. At this point it was probably enough to make the hair on the back of Zink's neck stand up.
At least today they were patrolling an area that wasn't as densely populated as say...downtown. Here they could walk out in the open, rather than stick to alleyways and rooftops. Then again it gave Scheelite even more of a chance to be annoying.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:19 pm
Zink Cringed at that tone... oooh god he hated it, it made him break his concentration and reply with a sharp "WHAT D...Scheelite...-what-...What is it..."
Fact was he -was- still kind of irritated to know that it was Scheelite aka his roomie whom had tried to yank out HIS star seed not so long before... even if he had admitted that he might care about his Roomie, he was still irked at "Mister Hyde" as he still privately called Scheelite.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:24 pm
He was sorry about that! He had apologized...many times in fact. Many many times. With bouquets of glowsticks even! Apparently nothing was going to make Zink forgive him for that little blunder. Damn. He really couldn't help it! It was like there were two personalities warring inside his mind.
Currently, the one sat in it's mental corner and grumbled at how much of a ******** idiot the other was acting like.
"This is booooooring man. Are we going to do something fun? Something besides walking around doing nothing because man I totally had some pixie stix before heading out this way, HEY HEY BY THE WAY I found your hiding place for them! And...um anyways, yeah, pixie stix and Mountain Dew man do you realize how awesome of a combination this is? It's so tasty and sugary and just plain good but..."
He paused, blinking for a moment.
"....What the hell was I talking about again?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:32 pm
"... good to know, I'll move them and buy a padlock when we get back." He said pausing to pinch the bridge of his nose with the headache that was forming starting to pound behind his eyes.
Join the Negaverse... power, respect... and staying with your sugar high room mate 24-7. They -really- needed some fine print. It was a little like back when they -started- rooming together all over again.
"You were saying how nice a night it is..." he 'reminded' Schee, "Great night to patrol, not a senshi in sight, a few people we can pick off... though sooner or later I -am- going to figure out how to pick off a few of the people on our dorm floor without raising suspicion.... "
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:43 pm
"I'll just find them again~"
Singsong voice was back, accompanied by a bit of humming and a snicker at the end. Yep, he'd find them Zink. He'd find them no matter how many times you hid them. It was almost like the kid could sniff out sugar.
He probably could.
"It IS a pretty nice night man, and you better not...unless by people on our floor you mean people besides Alex cause then maybe it'd be okay. Really man, really. I'm serious. Noooo touchy touchy the Alex, he's -my- rival afterall, not yours! So there!"
Hrmph, at least that point was across.
"This is still boring, by the way."
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:46 pm
".. PADLOCK..." he repeated in regards to the sugar...then again for all he knew Dem would chew his way into the box to get the sugar fix.
"Alex owes me a... he'll be fine, I'm talking about the banes of my existence. Imagine not having to fish me out of the lockers..." He looked almost dreamy and smug thinking about it.
"Fantastic D...Schee, I'm so glad it's boring, what did you do BEFORE I was part of this to keep you out of trouble..."
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:59 pm
"I'll get the padlock off! But I LIKE fishing you out of lockers. You're so cute when you need help out man. And..and it's fun! And I like helping ya out, soooooo what's the big deal?"
Why yes, he had no idea about how embarrassing it had to be for poor poor Zink.
"I got into trouble, of course."
Well -duh-.
"Like the time I got my ribs cracked and---oh wait, you know about that huh."
This was, afterall, the time he had tried to steal the other's starseed.
"And then there was the time the general king patched me up, and...well that was unpleasant. And I met my step-brother, annnnd some other people, and stole...er. Nevermind."
Did he steal those starseeds, or...had someone else? He could never remember anymore...
"Though man, there was this one time I met this chick Lieutenant, and we were hiding out in this tree to escape the cops but the branch broke and then to distract the cops she nabbed me and kissed me but don't worry dude cause it was totally -not cool- and I was all WHOA NOW no no no I'm totally awesome but also totally taken."
He was walking along behind Zink, following in his footsteps like some kind of loyal puppy. This didn't stop him from making wild gestures in the air like the shorter boy could actually see what he was doing.
"And man her boobs were all up in my space and it was just plain disturbing ya know? Like, she's cool and what not and she had this pretty spiffin outfit but WHAT THE HELL seriously what the hell. What is -with- those things anyway? They're just like BAM there, and they jiggle. Jiggle like jello, only you don't eat them, and they aren't tasty."
Here he paused, and for a brief moment Zink heard the blissful sound of....well nothing really.
It was over pretty soon.
"...They aren't, right? I can't imagine they'd be tasty. Though maybe they jiggle because they're -full- of jello....huh. That'd be pretty weird."
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:05 pm
He was going to have a nervous tick before the week was out, he was sure of it.
"... No Dem, their not full of Jello..." Oh his head... aspirin, he'd have to remember to start bringing aspirin.
"...Their really not -that- disturbing, their are some interesting hypothesis on why they -remain- like that when they don't for other animal species." He mused scanning Dem's face for reaction, freaked by bhoobs?....really?
just HOW freaked was the question.
He did however ponder suggesting that Dem -try- and eat someone's boobs... just for amusement. But decided that a living room mate was -far- too valuable.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:31 am
"That's not interesting, it's creepy. Just one more reason not to get near them man, never know what ELSE they could do. Like...one day develop an appetitite man. The boobs hunger dude, hunger for flesh."
Schee did not seem amused. This was not a joke, these were real ramblings stemming from some weirdo fear of what most guys love. Interesting.
Back in it's corner the other personality was rolling in agony. CHRIST this kid was 'something else'.
"SO glad they aren't full of jello though, cause....man if they were I'd stop having to eat the stuff. Just weeeeeeird man, weird."
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:31 am
"..." He stared at Dem like he had grown another head.
"Schee, I don't believe the common view is that it's boobs hungering for -men-...are you quite sure you didn't mis-hear someone? Also... No more B-Horror films." He added contemplating cheep films involving carnivorous body parts taken as 'fact' by a sugar high Scheelite.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:55 pm
"Well of course they hunger for men silly Zink! If they hungered for women it'd be like..cannibalism or something right? Right! Sheesh you sure didn't think that one through did you?"
Riiiiight...
"And heeeeey, B-horror films are awesome, I was totally gonna rent a bunch and make you movie marathon with me...what a buzzkill."
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:58 pm
ERK...
"YES I thought that through right, most men LIKE boobs, they consider them to be one of the main attraction points for a woman, I am amazed there isn't a song called "I like big BOOBS" to go with that atrocious earbug about BOTTOMS." He raged...
"And no! No B horror or your going to come up with some strange fantasy about Boobs crawling out from the closet to eat you!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:13 pm
Oh Zink...didn't you know better than to put any thought about music into Scheelite's brain?
"I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG---"
Not that Schee was particularly attracted to anything involving a large bottom (afterall, he wouldn't be attracted to Zink if he was), but the song was rather catchy.
Thankfully his lyrical adventure ended there.
"Dude, been there dreamt that, neeeext! Though they're still creepy. Totally friggin creepy. Also still watching movies, you can't stooooop meeee~"
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:17 pm
"DAMNIT D...SCHEE... " he swore plugging his ears, to no avail, once that awful song was in your head it was there till you found some other musical meme to out it.
"Thank you...thank you SO much, NOW...I have it stuck in my head..." He growled.
"RRRRRGH" He tried to focus on the lyrics to something else...ANYTHING else while simultaneously trying not to eye roll at the idea of evil boobs.
"....Schee if you don't help me get that song out of my head I'm going to glue a sports illustrated swimsuit edition to your locker...."
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:30 pm
"Out of your head huh? How about some other lyrics?"
Quick as a flash Schee moved from behind Zink to...right in front of him. He popped up right in the middle's path with little to no warning and flashed him a simple grin before launching into his next amazing song.
"We've known each other for so long...your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it."
A quick poke to Zink's chest for emphasis there.
"Inside we both know what's been going on, we know the game and we're gonna play it! And if you ask me how I'm feeeeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see..."
Oh no...
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you!"
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