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Rayna1221
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:51 pm


Haha the subject says it all!
I havent posted a topic here yet so i guess this'll be it


Rates vary, but generally most people fart more than ten and fewer than twenty tunes each day. The quantity is said to be enough to blow up one small balloon.


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The temperature of your fart is 98.6 degrees, the same as your body should be.


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The Yanomami, an Indian tribe in South America, use farting as a greeting.


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Meat contains many chemicals that cause the smelliest farts, but the all-time winner of any sniff tests may be the cowpea. One man wrote that cowpeas lead to indigestion, diarrhea, vomiting, increased belching, halitosis, offensive stool, flatulence, constipation, abdominal discomfort and sleepiness.


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People who think their families stink may be right. Flatulence runs in families, because they have a tendency to harbor similar intestinal parasites, along with an inclination to eat the same types of foods.


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One serious study on the differences between the sexes concerning their eructation habits found mat when fed the exact same food, women have more concentrated gas than men, or "a greater odor intensity."


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It is known that escaping gas from a corpse sometimes make it sound as if someone is farting after death. One man wrote to Bizarre magazine that he's eating fruits and vegetables so he can go out with a bang when he dies. He added that his mother, a nurse, said that skinny people made the loudest farts.


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Less than 1 percent of a fart is made up of the chemicals that stink, but they're so pungent that people can smell them at levels of 1 part in 100 million.


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Each volley of farts consists of about 9 percent carbon dioxide and 7 percent methane, two gases that contribute to global warming.


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Farts are created mostly by E. coli and other bacteria that are microfarting inside of you.


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The world's greatest contemporary farter is said to be an eleven-year-old who farted 217 times in five minutes on a radio call-in show.


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Farts have been clocked at 10 feet per second.


Post more~ ^-^  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:56 pm


btw did you know a fart can
propel u forward in space?

Rayna1221
Crew


XAwesome_DragonX
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:50 pm


............wow.................................. eek
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:12 pm


yuup the random post whee

Rayna1221
Crew


XAwesome_DragonX
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:14 pm


AWESOME!!!!
RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:18 pm


Lol your the one who gave me the idea xP! u should put yours here

Rayna1221
Crew


XAwesome_DragonX
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:32 pm


Rayna1221
Lol your the one who gave me the idea xP! u should put yours here

lol, about the 4 major types of farts!!!! rofl
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:35 pm


XAwesome_DragonX
Rayna1221
Lol your the one who gave me the idea xP! u should put yours here

lol, about the 4 major types of farts!!!! rofl

Yeah!!

Rayna1221
Crew


XAwesome_DragonX
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:36 pm


Rayna1221
XAwesome_DragonX
Rayna1221
Lol your the one who gave me the idea xP! u should put yours here

lol, about the 4 major types of farts!!!! rofl

Yeah!!

1. Silent but Violent
2: Loud and Proud
3. Queefs
4. Skanks
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:45 pm


eek
LOL you guys...

Spero1221
Crew


XAwesome_DragonX
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:00 pm


haha

Silent but Violent

These farts are like freaken ninjas,
they just poof out without anyone
knowing and yet those are the most
smelly ones. talk2hand

Loud and Proud

These farts are really loud and
they usually don't smell that bad so
they're perfect for birthday parties! biggrin

Queefs

These are a bunch of wannabe farts that
come from the v****a.......posers....... mad

Skanks

These farts are the reason you should never
force out a fart because if you do, you might
end up farting out shi--

Anyways, those are the 4 major types of farts. mrgreen
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:18 pm


XAwesome_DragonX
haha

Silent but Violent

These farts are like freaken ninjas,
they just poof out without anyone
knowing and yet those are the most
smelly ones. talk2hand

Loud and Proud

These farts are really loud and
they usually don't smell that bad so
they're perfect for birthday parties! biggrin

Queefs

These are a bunch of wannabe farts that
come from the v****a.......posers....... mad

Skanks

These farts are the reason you should never
force out a fart because if you do, you might
end up farting out shi--

Anyways, those are the 4 major types of farts. mrgreen

Lol, you got that from that nigahiga vid. xD

ChubbieeCheeks
Captain


XAwesome_DragonX
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:21 pm


II Death_Phoenix II
XAwesome_DragonX
haha

Silent but Violent

These farts are like freaken ninjas,
they just poof out without anyone
knowing and yet those are the most
smelly ones. talk2hand

Loud and Proud

These farts are really loud and
they usually don't smell that bad so
they're perfect for birthday parties! biggrin

Queefs

These are a bunch of wannabe farts that
come from the v****a.......posers....... mad

Skanks

These farts are the reason you should never
force out a fart because if you do, you might
end up farting out shi--

Anyways, those are the 4 major types of farts. mrgreen

Lol, you got that from that nigahiga vid. xD

yeah I know!!NIGA HIGA IS AWESOME!!!!!!
haha, when you start to expand all your body parts are gonna be flying everywhere. Dogs, cats, sheeps, horses, they're gonna go and eat your meat,
but what happends when they have nothing left to eat? thats right, they're gonna go for your babies.
DO YOU WANT TO BE A BABY KILLER?!
Cause everytime you hold in a fart, you are this close to killing a baby!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:03 pm


XAwesome_DragonX
II Death_Phoenix II
XAwesome_DragonX
haha

Silent but Violent

These farts are like freaken ninjas,
they just poof out without anyone
knowing and yet those are the most
smelly ones. talk2hand

Loud and Proud

These farts are really loud and
they usually don't smell that bad so
they're perfect for birthday parties! biggrin

Queefs

These are a bunch of wannabe farts that
come from the v****a.......posers....... mad

Skanks

These farts are the reason you should never
force out a fart because if you do, you might
end up farting out shi--

Anyways, those are the 4 major types of farts. mrgreen

Lol, you got that from that nigahiga vid. xD

yeah I know!!NIGA HIGA IS AWESOME!!!!!!
haha, when you start to expand all your body parts are gonna be flying everywhere. Dogs, cats, sheeps, horses, they're gonna go and eat your meat,
but what happends when they have nothing left to eat? thats right, they're gonna go for your babies.
DO YOU WANT TO BE A BABY KILLER?!
Cause everytime you hold in a fart, you are this close to killing a baby!


lol ok xP

Rayna1221
Crew


XAwesome_DragonX
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:57 am


Rayna1221
XAwesome_DragonX
II Death_Phoenix II
XAwesome_DragonX
haha

Silent but Violent

These farts are like freaken ninjas,
they just poof out without anyone
knowing and yet those are the most
smelly ones. talk2hand

Loud and Proud

These farts are really loud and
they usually don't smell that bad so
they're perfect for birthday parties! biggrin

Queefs

These are a bunch of wannabe farts that
come from the v****a.......posers....... mad

Skanks

These farts are the reason you should never
force out a fart because if you do, you might
end up farting out shi--

Anyways, those are the 4 major types of farts. mrgreen

Lol, you got that from that nigahiga vid. xD

yeah I know!!NIGA HIGA IS AWESOME!!!!!!
haha, when you start to expand all your body parts are gonna be flying everywhere. Dogs, cats, sheeps, horses, they're gonna go and eat your meat,
but what happends when they have nothing left to eat? thats right, they're gonna go for your babies.
DO YOU WANT TO BE A BABY KILLER?!
Cause everytime you hold in a fart, you are this close to killing a baby!


lol ok xP

I've been screwed, so I'll only be on in the morning or middle of the night. Unless I sneak on.
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