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1. It's not that I'm a sub, a dom, or a switch; it's that I like some sort of spice in my sex-life. Different positions are always a plus (even if they don't always work), and I like going through the gambit of them while doing the sideways jig.
2a. If you're going to lie to me, expect to flat-out tell you that I know you're lying, and then explain how exactly I know you are lying. I'll generally forgive you after that, because the humiliation of being caught and talked at in a smooth monotone voice should dissuade you in the future.
2b. I generally always know when you're lying.
2c. Keep it up and then we have a problem.
3. I'm a fan of sex. I've yet to turn it down from a loved one due to any reason (from illness, tiredness, crankiness, or anger) so while I'm good with as little as you want (although a steady stream is still nice) I'm equally happy with 12 times a day.
4. As long as you aren't over seven feet tall we're good.
5. As long as you're aren't a ball of lard we're good.
6. I like somewhat curly hair.
7. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty ******** strong, if we're goofing around and I accidentally bump you too hard, don't think I'm trying to beat up on you.
8. I like to talk about the things I like, and I like a lot of things. I usually know what I'm talking about, but if I get something wrong just tell me.
9. I generally dole out as much affection as I receive, so if you want more, give me more.
10. Don't be a giant junkie.
11. I like oral sex, seriously. I dive right into that stuff. Love it love it love it.
12. Get the nails in there, and the teeth.
13. Love me, and I'll love you.

I refuse to accept that according to this list we are compatible.

I am sure according to mine we aren't.

What's hard to accept?
I'm a really adaptable person, I wouldn't be surprised if most people are compatible with my list.

NO U

Yes.

you'll be the first to hit up when i'm 18.

I'm not 100% gay? :<

You can pop me right back, just don't go thinking I'm an abuser!