It's come to my attention that we're lacking a bit of laughs in our contests so I'm hoping pretty sure this will get you to rofl. This is gonna be a picture contest of all things wrecked, yes I don't want anything pretty, sweet, or nice. I'm looking for things silly, messed up, & basically turn you into this eek This inspiration's from a certain blog called Cake Wrecks, I've had some great laughs there. *Pulls out examples*
Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys
'This cake is so disturbing, I'm almost glad the picture doesn't include the whole thing. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks are bad enough, but then they're also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It looks like some kind of perverted vegetable rodeo, or maybe a bizarre clone military exercise, what with their little plastic fists raised high in identical salutes.
And what kind of occasion calls for a "naked babies riding carrots" decor, anyway? No, wait, maybe I don't want to know... '
Show Offs
'Everybody knows nothing draws in the crowds quite like big-time Hollywood celebrities, though. So hey, why not feature Patrick Swayze, Michael Jackson, and Heath Ledger all in the same cake?
Well, I did say IN.
Oh, and if you're wondering what all those brown pellets are, there's a nice big rubber rat on hand to point your thoughts in the right direction. Yummm.'
The Elephant In The Room
'Did you know that "seeing pink elephants" is a euphemism for drunken hallucinations?
By that logic, I guess seeing dead pink elephants is a euphemism for "the hangover to end all hangovers."
Anyone else think those were open graves at first? (Or the first 10 times you looked at it?)'
Label Makers
'Dude, the Irish are gonna be piiiissed.'
Rules:
1. Each member may enter as many phailed photos as they like.
2. Each photo must be taken by the person submitting it, or the submitter must have permission to use the photo from the original owner.
3. Please state what type of camera has been used.
4. Keep it work safe! Images may be suggestive, but follow all Gaia Terms of Service.
5. Please include a short description including where the photo was taken.
Prize is an Epic Fail Hat (Should of guessed- this is wrecked contest!).
Contest will be from Jan. 18 till Feb 18 & voting will be for a week after that.
Good luck to all!
*All quotes made by Jen, owner of the blog.
