Well Juggalo wrestling fans, the time has finally come. After over 10 years of existence, JCW will now finally springboard moonsault to the next level, b***h! We’re going FULL TIME - ALL YEAR ROUND!!! Yes, it’s truly true and that’s the truth. Psychopathic Records and the Insane Clown Posse have now made the commitment to take JCW full time starting early 2010. In fact, we’ve already begun our mission as you read this. We have already started taking the necessary steps to bring JCW to the forefront of professional wrestling with one major goal in mind: Not to compete with WWE or TNA on Monday nights. Not to rival the likes of ROH or PWG in grappling supremacy. But simply to entertain the s**t out of Juggalo wrestling fans everywhere in the world, all the time, all year around!
I can’t spill all the beans just yet about how we plan on doing this, but I can tell you this much… Psychopathic Records has just purchased a new, industrial sized building in Novi, Michigan that will now serve as the Juggalo Championship Wrestling Headquarters. Not only will this large complex contain JCW’s new offices, it will also host LIVE JCW WRESTLING EVENTS once a month, every month, starting as soon as we’re finished renovating and decorating this big b***h. Tickets to these spectacular live events will be sold on Hatchetgear.com as well as at a few other key locations in the Detroit Area. And for the ninjas who live too far away to attend these events live in person, peep this flavor… we will also be filming brand new, more cutting edge, more outrageously themed, wild style episodes of Slam TV! Every other week, on time and consistently, all year around Slam TV for that a**! Also DVDs of every event held at the new JCW venue, shown in their entirety will be available for purchase at Hatchetgear.com. Oh, its going down b***h, its going down like Mic Foley off the top of a cage!
Now, here’s the part we need your help with! We don’t know what to call our new venue, and since its all for the Juggalos anyway, we figured y'all should be the ones who name it! So ICP came up with 8 fresh names (we think they are fresh anyway) and we’re asking you all to vote on which name you think is the dopest! Whichever name gets the most votes by Sunday Night, January 17th at Midnight, will win and that will be the new name of the JCW venue! We thank you Juggalos for your vote. Now, have at it ninja!
The name of the new JCW Arena should be...
Vote at http://www.juggalowrestling.com/jcw.php?page_id=home
CHECK BACK HERE MONDAY JANUARY 18 TO PEEP THE WINNING NAME!
If all that is too much freshness for you to contain yourself, and you need some physical action to satisfy your needs, perhaps you should jump in the ring your damn self!
THE JCW WRESTLING SCHOOL will soon open its doors, and teach you the ropes. You will learn everything new school and old school pro wrestling has to offer. Amateur wrestling, ring psychology, high spots, character development, ring entrance, promos, the whole kickin’ caboodle. Come train with the stars of JCW and learn from the guys who don’t know s**t themselves (that’s a joke). More information is right around the corner. Call the NEW JCW Hotline at (313) 483- 0949 to leave your name and number and somebody will get back to you within the decade. Must be at least 17 years old.
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