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 Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:29 am
...we had just left a 7-11 (got us both slurpees) and we're going through the little community next to it (im driving btw, got a learners permit, working on my drivers license) and i end up getting a bit distracted, by a random redhead with a great butt whos walking down the street (she was walking in th esame direction i was driving so i only saw her from behind) and here's a couple things about me:
1. i LOVE redheads, dont know why, i just find them friggin' hot as hell
2. just like my dad, i like girls with great butts (though i mostly like the small, cute ones, which is the case with the redhead)
so needless to say, my reaction was " eek OMG HOOOOTTT!!!"
my mom saw that i was spacing a bit, and i ended up telling her that i was distracted because of the redhead (i guess i really am my father's son lol) and i told her that i wouldnt tell her what it was about the redhead specifically that distracted me, but she guessed and got it right (it was the redheads butt that made me space)
just thought i'd share lol, feel free to share any similar tales or what traits/characteristics you like
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:25 pm
I like arms. I don't like overly muscular arms but arms with more wiry muscle. (Let's say, like how swimmers gain muscle. Not real beefy but toned. I've never been one for a six pack and big bulging muscles.) And faces. I always look at faces. I'm a sucker for a strong jawline, and I'm particular about noses. For a while I had a thing for blondes, but once I got over that I realized hair color didn't really matter to me. Light eyes get me though, I love lighter eyes. My favorite is when blue eyes have some yellow. (Actually, now that I think about it, like the Afghan Girl's eyes.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:41 pm
A loosely similar story is when I was browsing the magazine section at a grocery store because my father was looking for a guitar magazine. The guitar magazine right next to the one he was looking for had three gorgeous blonde women on it. It took me at least ten seconds to notice the World of Warcraft magazine (there was a huge orc face taking up most of the cover) that was almost covering two thirds of the guitar magazine I was ogling. It doesn't seem like much time, but ten seconds is a long time when it comes to noticing something. I also like WoW even though I no longer play, so one who knows me would assume I'd notice it sooner. Anyway, what do I like in women when it comes to outer appearance?
Well, like most men, I like curves; however, I'm more of a chest guy than a posterior guy (I'm trying to put this as politely as possible). I also like a little bit of weight on women; I'm not a fan of a skeletal system covered in skin. Not too much, of course.
Too much muscle is a turn off.
I prefer dark hair colors; brunettes to be specific. Dark brown to black to be even more specific. Hair should be shoulder length or longer and have bangs. I also like a girl who looks good with a ponytail (a ponytail with bangs of course).
Due to my being vertically challenged, I really like short women. Tall women look somewhat, for lack of a better word, strange to me.
Above all else, though, I'm a sucker for a pretty face. I can't really define what a pretty face is; I just know one when I see one.
Personality wise?
Sweet/caring.
Kind.
Not too crazy; a little quirkiness is good.
Modesty; this includes not being to pride and not "showing it off," if you know what I mean.
I guess it could boil down to a "good girl." Someone raised with morals similar to mine.
I almost went out with a girl who matched most of these. I got to know her and took her to prom. She was the first girl I took on a date (I'm very bad socially). Why didn't I continue seeing her? She rejected me right after graduation. "I feel we're getting too serious, and I'm not looking for a relationship right now." No female has captivated me since. Hooha.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:54 pm
 But yeah, a great a** is nice, but I'm a guy for the eyes. Green eyes, specifically. I don't often come across cute redheads, but it sure makes my day when I do. I find brunettes the most appealing usually though.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:37 pm
I have too say when it comes too being attracted too people romanticly,
It's the little imperfection or quircks that get me.
Although sometimes it's just one very defined feature
in an otherwise unremarkable face,
espicaly noses, jawlines and shoulder/neck structure.
But yeah.
Those small imperfection in peoples looks tend too fascinate and intrest me alot and I find it charming,
Perfection just tends too leave me bored and without anything interesting too look at.
I cant help it, I just never got the whole pretty-boy thing.
I'll also admit a certain weakness for the tallish,slightly heavier guys
for some reason.
Other then that it's body movement,
which can be attractive as all hell.
P.S
I have a friend that's like a mixture of Dornkusand Xylerttaste
xD
A short, curvacious as all hell in a hour glass kind a way, redhead with a pretty face and a quircky/fun personality, who is honestly on of the most likable person I've ever met.
(Seriously, that girl somehow got both the nices posterious, largest chest and possibly the flattest stomach I've seen.
Which is just faintly unfair when coupled with the fact that her hair is just amazingly red in a her-head-is-on-fire kind of way and one of the most likable personality known too man.
Some people appearantly get it all.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:33 am
klikkhaus
P.S
I have a friend that's like a mixture of Dornkusand Xylerttaste
xD
A short, curvacious as all hell in a hour glass kind a way, redhead with a pretty face and a quircky/fun personality, who is honestly on of the most likable person I've ever met.
(Seriously, that girl somehow got both the nices posterious, largest chest and possibly the flattest stomach I've seen.
Which is just faintly unfair when coupled with the fact that her hair is just amazingly red in a her-head-is-on-fire kind of way and one of the most likable personality known too man.
Some people appearantly get it all.)Some people do have it all. xD That reminded me of my friend who's got the biggest chest I've ever seen on a girl her size naturally, about my height so 5'4"-ish and everywhere but her chest she's tiny, and a nice butt. Not overly large, but it's small and atleast she fills out a pair of jeans. (I don't. I've got the boobs but seriously no butt, haha.) Except her personality can leave something to be desired, unless you're into wild, perverted, almost obnoxious before you get to know her. (Though, now that we've talked a lot and become close, she is one of my most loyal friends.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:13 am
Zizzykitty Some people do have it all. xD That reminded me of my friend who's got the biggest chest I've ever seen on a girl her size naturally, about my height so 5'4"-ish and everywhere but her chest she's tiny, and a nice butt. Not overly large, but it's small and atleast she fills out a pair of jeans. (I don't. I've got the boobs but seriously no butt, haha.) Except her personality can leave something to be desired, unless you're into wild, perverted, almost obnoxious before you get to know her. (Though, now that we've talked a lot and become close, she is one of my most loyal friends.)
My friend is like the picture child for hourglass figures.
Seriously. She could propobly make Marilyn Monroe jelous.
So yah. She can fill a pair of jean pretty darn well. And she only reaches my chin!
And I'm pnly medium height! Like 164cm if I remember correctly.
She's so adorably tiny!
x3
I know a few people with personalities like that, or ya know.
First impressions like that who then turn out the be sweet as pie.
My tiny friend is nice, like impossible too dislike kinda nice.
I have never meet a person that doesnt find her awesome.
She's alot on the geeky side,
computer programing, sci-fi, occasionaly comic book full on geek.
Which you never fully expect when you see her all dressed up in her
risque short dresses.
But then she just goes into full geek mood and half of the time you dont
know what the hell she's even talking about, but it's alright, since she's bucketsfull of fun even then.
I think it might actualy be humanly impossible to dislike that girl.
(And I'm totaly on oposite from you zizzy, I've got the small waist and major baby-bearing hip thing going on but am somewhat lacking in the breast department, altough after having two friends that are gifted in the chest area nagging about the pain of it every now and then, I'm pretty happy not moving above B80.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:56 pm
klikkhaus Some people indeed!
My friend is like the picture child for hourglass figures.
Seriously. She could propobly make Marilyn Monroe jelous.
So yah. She can fill a pair of jean pretty darn well. And she only reaches my chin!
And I'm pnly medium height! Like 164cm if I remember correctly.
She's so adorably tiny!
x3
I know a few people with personalities like that, or ya know.
First impressions like that who then turn out the be sweet as pie.
My tiny friend is nice, like impossible too dislike kinda nice.
I have never meet a person that doesnt find her awesome.
She's alot on the geeky side,
computer programing, sci-fi, occasionaly comic book full on geek.
Which you never fully expect when you see her all dressed up in her
risque short dresses.
But then she just goes into full geek mood and half of the time you dont
know what the hell she's even talking about, but it's alright, since she's bucketsfull of fun even then.
I think it might actualy be humanly impossible to dislike that girl.
(And I'm totaly on oposite from you zizzy, I've got the small waist and major baby-bearing hip thing going on but am somewhat lacking in the breast department, altough after having two friends that are gifted in the chest area nagging about the pain of it every now and then, I'm pretty happy not moving above B80.) Damn, that is curvy. And you're about my height! (only realized after doing a google search to convert) That means she is really tiny! I have a friend that comes up to about my chin too and I'm trying to imagine her really curvy now, it's a strange image since she's so slim and tiny. (pretty flat and not much going on in the hip area) My friend with the big chest is geeky too! But in a different way. She's more video game and book geeky than computer and comic books geeky. She can easily go on for an hour and more detailing why Kingdom Hearts is one of the worst RPGs ever and why it massacres many Final Fantasy characters. Then she can go on to tell you the pros and cons of every Final Fantasy game and why FFIIX is the best. (At least I think that's the one she likes. She looks more like she'd know about video games though, she doesn't look geeky but, appearance-wise at least, she fits into the stoner stereotype. She doesn't look like a book nerd though. I really want to meet this girl now. She sounds interesting. If only you weren't so far away in Iceland. :/ (jealousjealousjealousjealous I have no hips or butt. I'd like a least a bit more hip to balance the chest. Being gifted in the chest area can be a pain, makes running uncomfortable.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:24 pm
Zizzykitty Damn, that is curvy. And you're about my height! (only realized after doing a google search to convert) That means she is really tiny! I have a friend that comes up to about my chin too and I'm trying to imagine her really curvy now, it's a strange image since she's so slim and tiny. (pretty flat and not much going on in the hip area) My friend with the big chest is geeky too! But in a different way. She's more video game and book geeky than computer and comic books geeky. She can easily go on for an hour and more detailing why Kingdom Hearts is one of the worst RPGs ever and why it massacres many Final Fantasy characters. Then she can go on to tell you the pros and cons of every Final Fantasy game and why FFIIX is the best. (At least I think that's the one she likes. She looks more like she'd know about video games though, she doesn't look geeky but, appearance-wise at least, she fits into the stoner stereotype. She doesn't look like a book nerd though. I really want to meet this girl now. She sounds interesting. If only you weren't so far away in Iceland. :/ (jealousjealousjealousjealous I have no hips or butt. I'd like a least a bit more hip to balance the chest. Being gifted in the chest area can be a pain, makes running uncomfortable.)
And somehow.
It just fits, despite her being so short.
Ah.
I might have gotten her geekyness wrong a bit
=S
She's really more D&D kinda nerd then comic book ,
and a huge crime/mystery novel and film kinda geek.
I'm infecting her with my all-around film geekyness.
:]
Especialy my likage for badly made horror movies.
(Totaly random fact:
She found this very bad/awesome old porno the other day called
Alice In Wonderland: X-Rated Musical Fantasy.
Yes.
It is as it sounds, a porno with musical number in it.
With such classics as "Whats a nice girl like you doing on a knight like this"
xD
We and about 3 or 4 other people all watched it together.
It was hilarious!)
But yes.
Envy me for my awesome redheaded friend!
(Her younger by two years sister is as much fun, although she's waaaaay different and quite bitchy at time. The younger sister is my best friend xD and aside from being occasionaly bitchy is quircky as all hell and the best friend a person could have)
And being gifted in the hip/a** department can suck when trying too find decent jeans.
D=
Or when your in Egypt.
Seriously.
They will crap your hips too measure their baby-making ability!!
D'=
P.S
I would propobly annoy your friend then.
I actualy like playing Kingdom Hearts
xD
Although not due too storyline or any such nonesence.
Those freaking storyline clips annoy me for the most part.
I just really like killing adorable things with a giant key
while having my brain damaged by the fusion of Disney and anime shiney colorful sparkling of doom
every now and then.
Seriously.
Amuses the hell out of me.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:37 pm
klikkhaus Curvy as all hell I tell yah! 'shakes fist'
And somehow.
It just fits, despite her being so short.
Ah.
I might have gotten her geekyness wrong a bit
=S
She's really more D&D kinda nerd then comic book ,
and a huge crime/mystery novel and film kinda geek.
I'm infecting her with my all-around film geekyness.
:]
Especialy my likage for badly made horror movies.
(Totaly random fact:
She found this very bad/awesome old porno the other day called
Alice In Wonderland: X-Rated Musical Fantasy.
Yes.
It is as it sounds, a porno with musical number in it.
With such classics as "Whats a nice girl like you doing on a knight like this"
xD
We and about 3 or 4 other people all watched it together.
It was hilarious!)
But yes.
Envy me for my awesome redheaded friend!
(Her younger by two years sister is as much fun, although she's waaaaay different and quite bitchy at time. The younger sister is my best friend xD and aside from being occasionaly bitchy is quircky as all hell and the best friend a person could have)
And being gifted in the hip/a** department can suck when trying too find decent jeans.
D=
Or when your in Egypt.
Seriously.
They will crap your hips too measure their baby-making ability!!
D'= I'm still trying to imagine it. I think I'm getting it since I know someone tiny and curvy. It's funny because she's fond of strapless tops and dancing, with a giant chest that's a great combination, eh? Ah, that's still cool though. And that sounds amazing. My friend and I once were channel surfing HBO in the middle of the night and guess what we found? I started talking for the characters since they lines were utterly boring and predictable. But I now want to watch that, just for the musical number. (and to see what it has to do with porn at all) Haha, that still sounds cool. I have trouble finding jeans that fit really well too. rofl But they do what now in Egypt?
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:05 pm
Zizzykitty I'm still trying to imagine it. I think I'm getting it since I know someone tiny and curvy. It's funny because she's fond of strapless tops and dancing, with a giant chest that's a great combination, eh? Ah, that's still cool though. And that sounds amazing. My friend and I once were channel surfing HBO in the middle of the night and guess what we found? I started talking for the characters since they lines were utterly boring and predictable. But I now want to watch that, just for the musical number. (and to see what it has to do with porn at all) Haha, that still sounds cool. I have trouble finding jeans that fit really well too. rofl But they do what now in Egypt?
(My friend occasionaly likes corsets...like...genuine old school ones.
Which with her already large chest and flat belly is just...frightening. I swear every time I see her in one I fear her boobs are going too attact someone! D= )
And the porn happened since Alice needed to try and get comfterable with er own body and herself as a sexual being so she could move on and marry her sweetheart. Which she did after "waking" up from her Wonderland dream "OMSPOILERFORAPORNO=(after the lesbian sex with the Queen, helping Humpdy Dumpdy get over his erectile disfuntcion, learning how too give a b*****b from the Mad Hatter, giving lectures about how not too have sex before marriage too some random girl humping the knight and appearantly learning about masturbation from a rock) For a porno it had a surprisingly strong message about having sex with people you love.
I didnt even mention half of the sex scenes by the way.
And I'm still faintly confused by the random nurse on nurse lesbian scene which had nothing too due with the rest of the film.
one minute Alice was learning how to give a b*****b and then WHAM! scene changed too two naked women with a nurse head rolling around.
It was highly confusing.
But then again. Porn rarely needs a reason for a random sex scene./EndOfAllPornoSpoilers/
I like watching pornos with my friends every now and then xD
I apriciate pornos like bad horror movies.
They amuse the hell out of me
='D
But yes.
I don't know what the hell it was, but men in Egypt grapped my hips alot and often wanted too speak to my father either of marriage or about some sort of a over night-deal
D'=
It was a mix of amusing and highly disturbing.
(not saying all Egypts like that, but seriously. The place I was at was appearantly filled with hip-obsessed people.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:16 pm
klikkhaus That combination makes perfect sence to me!
(My friend occasionaly likes corsets...like...genuine old school ones.
Which with her already large chest and flat belly is just...frightening. I swear every time I see her in one I fear her boobs are going too attact someone! D= )
And the porn happened since Alice needed to try and get comfterable with er own body and herself as a sexual being so she could move on and marry her sweetheart. Which she did after "waking" up from her Wonderland dream "OMSPOILERFORAPORNO=(after the lesbian sex with the Queen, helping Humpdy Dumpdy get over his erectile disfuntcion, learning how too give a b*****b from the Mad Hatter, giving lectures about how not too have sex before marriage too some random girl humping the knight and appearantly learning about masturbation from a rock) For a porno it had a surprisingly strong message about having sex with people you love.
I didnt even mention half of the sex scenes by the way.
And I'm still faintly confused by the random nurse on nurse lesbian scene which had nothing too due with the rest of the film.
one minute Alice was learning how to give a b*****b and then WHAM! scene changed too two naked women with a nurse head rolling around.
It was highly confusing.
But then again. Porn rarely needs a reason for a random sex scene./EndOfAllPornoSpoilers/
I like watching pornos with my friends every now and then xD
I apriciate pornos like bad horror movies.
They amuse the hell out of me
='D
But yes.
I don't know what the hell it was, but men in Egypt grapped my hips alot and often wanted too speak to my father either of marriage or about some sort of a over night-deal
D'=
It was a mix of amusing and highly disturbing.
(not saying all Egypts like that, but seriously. The place I was at was appearantly filled with hip-obsessed people.) Actually, I meant it's like a game watching her top to see how low it slips before she notices. Corsets, I imagine, stay in place since they're tight. This girl just wears normal strapless tops. (and her stomach isn't that flat either, she is by no meats fat but she's got some meat on her) That sounds amazing. I must find this. My friend and I like to discuss bad and/or weird porn. (Usually when I'm making up random pornographic scenarios.) He would find it amusing. That is... strange. Interesting though. I'd be amused unless it was happening to me.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:29 pm
Zizzykitty Actually, I meant it's like a game watching her top to see how low it slips before she notices. Corsets, I imagine, stay in place since they're tight. This girl just wears normal strapless tops. (and her stomach isn't that flat either, she is by no meats fat but she's got some meat on her) That sounds amazing. I must find this. My friend and I like to discuss bad and/or weird porn. (Usually when I'm making up random pornographic scenarios.) He would find it amusing. That is... strange. Interesting though. I'd be amused unless it was happening to me.
Oh I understand.
I was being slightly sarcastic about it making sence.
I just keep forgetting I need to make it more obvious when writing and not speaking.
I am a ditz!
But trust me.
If you ever saw her in a corset,
you would understand my terror. It make her cleavage need its own gravity field!!
But yes. You should find it.
While your at it, find "Night Of The Queerwolf"
While not being a porno and the first 20 minutes or so being rather bleh,
it makes up for it by being hilarious in the second half.
xD
Basicly=Guy gets bitten by transvestite AKA "The Queerwolf" and start going through some wierd changes at the next full moon.
Changes that involve stockings and lipstick rather then extra hair.
And the hip-grapping insidents were actualy a bit funny while happening.
Because seriously. Those were some bad pick-up lines.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:32 pm
klikkhaus A short, curvacious as all hell in a hour glass kind a way, redhead with a pretty face and a quircky/fun personality, who is honestly on of the most likable person I've ever met. klikkhaus So yah. She can fill a pair of jean pretty darn well. And she only reaches my chin!
And I'm pnly medium height! Like 164cm if I remember correctly.
She's so adorably tiny!
She's alot on the geeky side,
computer programing, sci-fi, occasionaly comic book full on geek.
Which you never fully expect when you see her all dressed up in her
risque short dresses.
But then she just goes into full geek mood and half of the time you dont
know what the hell she's even talking about, but it's alright, since she's bucketsfull of fun even then. klikkhaus Ah.
I might have gotten her geekyness wrong a bit
=S
She's really more D&D kinda nerd then comic book ,
and a huge crime/mystery novel and film kinda geek. Short, nice, curvy, geeky and into mystery novels? You just made her up to torment me, didn't you?
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