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 Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:47 pm
1. Never use the words 'president' 'bomb' 'kill' 'nuclear' or 'herpes', including any synonym for them, in the same sentence.
2. Don't mention the F.B.I
3. Don't mention the C.I.A
4. Don't mention Area 51
5. As a matter of fact, don't mention any government organization that uses acronyms
6. Just to be safe, don't mention anything about airplanes either(especially if you are apart of any minority)
7. Don't say anything bad about national security
8. Don't say the names of any combustible elements and any major buildings or cities in the same sentence
9. Don't say anything about wire taps
10. NEVER say any combination of these things and use your name, phone number, address, or SSN in any sentence following it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:01 pm
So my friend is the President of our club and he dropped a bomb on us saying he had herpes and everyone went compleatly nuclear on him. He said it was because of his job at the strip club as a female body inspector, or F.B.I agent. Then we where all like, we should go to the the C.I.A about this, more known to my friends as the Clinic In Albertus. While we where there we saw the doctor collection of aliens and we where like he belongs in Area 51 with this alien obsession. It should be a crime punishable by the National Justic Department to have that many alien figurines. One of the Aliens even had his own tiny Airplane he rode in. Thats kinda scary thinking about aliens on an airplane because if it every happened it would be like some kind of threat to national security. The talking about that made my friend tell us about how his dad had a detective put wire taps on their phone to prove that his mom was cheating on him and caught him having phone sex with his girlfriend, who is Katie Smith and she lives at 1621 Dune Ridge West and her SSN is ***-**-5555.
ahahahahaha
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:19 pm
XD Amusing, quite. *monocle*
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:03 pm
Lady Eevee So my friend is the President of our club and he dropped a bomb on us saying he had herpes and everyone went compleatly nuclear on him. He said it was because of his job at the strip club as a female body inspector, or F.B.I agent. Then we where all like, we should go to the the C.I.A about this, more known to my friends as the Clinic In Albertus. While we where there we saw the doctor collection of aliens and we where like he belongs in Area 51 with this alien obsession. It should be a crime punishable by the National Justic Department to have that many alien figurines. One of the Aliens even had his own tiny Airplane he rode in. Thats kinda scary thinking about aliens on an airplane because if it every happened it would be like some kind of threat to national security. The talking about that made my friend tell us about how his dad had a detective put wire taps on their phone to prove that his mom was cheating on him and caught him having phone sex with his girlfriend, who is Katie Smith and she lives at 1621 Dune Ridge West and her SSN is ***-**-5555. ahahahahaha OMFG!!! you didn't!!! eek now the alphabet boys are gonna send their goons after you for sure gonk
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:15 pm
good, i can use some target practice.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:42 pm
Lady Eevee So my friend is the President of our club and he dropped a bomb on us saying he had herpes and everyone went compleatly nuclear on him. He said it was because of his job at the strip club as a female body inspector, or F.B.I agent. Then we where all like, we should go to the the C.I.A about this, more known to my friends as the Clinic In Albertus. While we where there we saw the doctor collection of aliens and we where like he belongs in Area 51 with this alien obsession. It should be a crime punishable by the National Justic Department to have that many alien figurines. One of the Aliens even had his own tiny Airplane he rode in. Thats kinda scary thinking about aliens on an airplane because if it every happened it would be like some kind of threat to national security. The talking about that made my friend tell us about how his dad had a detective put wire taps on their phone to prove that his mom was cheating on him and caught him having phone sex with his girlfriend, who is Katie Smith and she lives at 1621 Dune Ridge West and her SSN is ***-**-5555. ahahahahaha Cool story bro ☺
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:03 pm
I think I broke all 10 rules with that one
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:07 pm
yup...thats a new record...
xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:09 pm
NO, you fogot to mention the nitroglycerin in the science room, and oh, you're going to visit the Empire State Building.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:10 pm
Jump into the sky i broke them on the phone just now 20x
and pierce the darkness of space.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:11 pm
Ants In Your Underpants Jump into the sky i broke them on the phone just now 20x
and pierce the darkness of space. oh boy... well, it was nice knowing you buddy
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:42 pm
i brake all those rules everytime i talk on the phone. its why I text most of the time.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:45 pm
Lady Eevee i brake all those rules everytime i talk on the phone. its why I text most of the time. lol... its safe to say that they got your name on their list of possible terrorists then if you try to get on a plane, they're probably gonna heckle you for no apparent reason
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:50 pm
Good thing i don't fly, I get air sick.
and i don't go on boats because i get sea sick
i doin't go in the mountians because i get altitude sick
i can;t go near bright lights because they trigger seizures and i pass out
i can't go near anything that smalls strong because i will bet i a migrain.
i'm in the hospital half the time
so yes, i'm a terrorist. I blow stuff up.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:55 pm
xd
you're the perfect terrorist
no one would ever suspect you
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