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So I was watching The Dark Knight earlier today and thought to myself, "They can't possibly make another Batman movie without Heath Ledger as the Joker. We need to somehow bring him back from the dead so he can return in the next movie."

And then it hit me.

There are plenty of people in Gensokyo who could bring him back for us! =D

Yukari could gap haxx him back to life, Sikieiki could drag him back from wherever she sent him, Keine could rewrite history so that he never died, Eirin could reanimate his corpse, the possibilities are endless!

SO. I am putting together a crack team filled with people just as insane as I am, to get into Gensokyo and bribe someone to bring him back for us!

So who's up for a trip to Gensokyo that might possibly result in all of us getting eaten?


And the voices in my head totally didn't put me up to this. I swear.

We go to Gensokyo and get someone to bring him back to life.

Simple, yes?

Orin just collects corpses. She doesn't bring them back to life.

Although she could get his body for us.

We find ZUN of course. He obviously has contact with Yukari.

True. But we're gonna have to get him reeeal drunk to make him talk. Which probably isn't too hard.

So who knows Japanese?

I'm scared to ask whether that was meant to be taken literally or not.



The only thing we really need to learn how to say to him is "How can I contact Yukari?"

...although I guess everyone in Gensokyo speaks Japanese too.



...

I predict you'll last 5 minutes.

("...I'll see what I can do.") *Packs a mega-ton cannon, explosives, fireworks, a few laser probes and puts on a collor of some sort.* ("But are we going to pull it off? I mean, we are talking about reviving a... oh, nevermind.")

That makes complete sense! mrgreen
Seriously, it does.

Oh well, I'll just practice extra-hard with my weapon of choice until then, a Wooden Katana.