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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:40 pm
|3 Because I can~ Saving for later: Lesse.... |3~ Marik: ....Ooooooh. o ////^////o Oh. Weellll.... >w> *pauses* That could be arranged~ Bakura: o//////^//////o orlynaoyousrstharreally?....*suspishus stare*.....>///n///> Marik: .....Someone turned bright red~ |3 *pokes nose, grinning* Bakura: ......i have...a cold...cough. cough. *goes even redder* and a fever. yeah. Marik: Aw, gotta hate those sudden colds. |3~ *pats head, still laying on back from pouncing* Feel better soon. Bakura: >///3///>.....so. were you...jooooooking? *squirming like a wiggleworm* Marik: Maayybbee~ *playful browwaggle* |3~ Bakura: ....Marik this is like tea. either give it or don't even mention it |< Marik: ....*pauses and remembers the tea incident* Hm. *rubs shoulder without thinking, starting to go red* Would you want the tea~? o //^//o Bakura:....Of course i want the bloody tea, you wanker! DX (Lol double meanings ftw? + person has been properly smacked u ^u) Marik: ....'Kaythen~ *gets up and stretches* <3~ *scoots closer too and peck on the cheek* (Indeed~! |3 + Good. D|) Bakura:....*blinkblink*....so are going to go get my tea or what? o.o? (Bakurafail. XDDD) Marik: ...Sometimes, I wonder how you're not blond. |D;; *pats and scurries off to go get tea* (*snerk* XDDD) Bakura: o.o??? *completely bamboozled now* bloody 'ell what was that about? DX (bamboozled XD i love that word) Marik: *returns with tea and a small cup of icecubes* Back~ 8'3 (That is a fun word~ XDD) Bakura:......DX whyforicecubes. whyfortea. WHYFORBAMBOOZLEMENT?!?! *flops down and sobs* Marik: ....You okay, Kitty? o.o;;;; *scoots over too and sits* I got the tea you wanted... And the icecubes are just for me to munch on... 83;;; *pats back* Bakura:....*looks up*....o.o who are you? *blinkblink* (personality swap, GO!) Marik: .........D| *mutters under breath* Radamnit. *looks back up at* Oh! I-I'm... Uh.. Malik! 83; Malik Blishtar. I was hired as your, uh.. Tea-maker. Yes. Ryou:....i don't remember hiring a teamaker....*smiiiiiiiile* well okay then, Malik. *holds out a paw for the tea* since you're nice enough. ^-^ (fufufufu...) Marik: *hands tea* 83;; Er, yes... I believe a friend of yours hired me for you? Erm... *scrambles for a name* Tris....tan...? Ryou: Eehhhh? o.o i don't remember THAT. I'm pretty sure i would...oh well! ^0^ *happily sips tea* Marik: I-I believe it was a... Surprise! 83; Secret... Late-brithday sort of thing. *nodnodnods* Is the tea good? Ryou: why, that was rather nice of him ^.^ though i do wonder why he didn't get me a dress like i hinted...*sips*...GREAT! not the best...but very good! ^.^ Marik: *holds back a snerk and smiles warmly* I... I'll ask him about that, next time I see him. *grins* Really? I'm glad! ^^; Never made tea many times myself... *grabs an icecube from cup and gnaws on* Ryou: awwww, its good!....wouldn't you rather have tea instead of those ice cubes, mate? *blinkblinks* you gave me a fright at first but you're ok, Malik =^w^= Marik: Ah! I'm fine~ They're like popcorn to me. *chuckles* Hah, thanks! *pats back* You're not all that bad yourself. |3; Ryou:...*inches away* o ^o; donttouchmeplease. Marik: Oh! o ^o;; I'm sorry. *flicks ears back* Didn't know you didn't like to be touched. Sorry. *draws arm back* Ryou: D8 i just met you! i dont think anybody likes strangers touching them o ^o even if they make tea. *tailflick* Marik: True, I guess... o ^o; *nibbles on another icecube and curls tail around self* Ryou: *Sips* so are you a...like a maid for hire? or something? *randomly takes out a bad of creampuffs and starts nomming* Marik: ... *coughs* I suppose... *ponders that* It's kinda like a seperate section of maid-ness. o ^o I just make drinks. *shrugs* Ryou: ooohhhh...*smiles* well, you're very pretty for a drink-maker. ^.^ Though you are very flat-chested...o.0 Marik: Heh, thank yo--*caught off guard by the other comment and starts to choke on icecube* Ryou: O.O are you alright!? *pats his back* im sorry, is it a sensitive subject? D; Marik: *hackcough* Yeah.. Fine.. x.x *coughs up icecube and swallows* A-actually... I'm a guy... o//o; *cough* Ryou:.....O.o;;;;; oh my....i'm...terribly sorry...you're just very pretty! Marik: I-It's fine. But thank you! ^^;;; I suppose I should be used to it. *snorts, half to self* I have a... Friend who enjoys calling me various feminine names. =w= Ryou: ooohhh...well i am sorry. *bows his head* i mean, you're not as pretty as Duke, but i should have noticed ^.^;;;; Marik: Trust me, it's fine~ *chuckles* ...Duke~? o wo I don't believe I've met him. He a friend of yours? Ryou: Ah, Duke Devlin ^-^ I believe he created dungeon dice monsters. He's very pretty and so very sexy @///w///@ Marik: Oh! I think I've heard of that game before... *tilts head* Heard it's a lot like Duel Monsters. *shrugs off and nudges, teasing* You two going out~? Ryou:...not yet ^.^ *said with the seriousness of death* Marik: ...Oh! Eheh. *slight eyetwitch* Well, good luck! 83 I'm sure you two'll be great together. Ryou: *squeeeeegirlygiggle* yesyes, i just have to ask him! >///w///< Marik: *chuckles* I'm sure you'll do fine...! ^^; Ryou: >w< eeheeheeheehee!...*blinks*...do you have a boyfrie-erm...girlfriend? o wo Marik: ....o wo; *half-shrugs* There's a guy I like, and I'm pretty sure he likes me back, but... Ryou: o wo reeeaaalllyyyy? have ya tooold him? *gigglesquee* Marik: *chuckles* Nah... The whole thing's kinda awkward, really. ^^; Ryou: =( *sadpuppy face* Marik: *awkwardshrug* We're kinda on a buissness deal... He finds me this one item, I'll give him something of mine.
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Ryou: o.o;;; A-Are you alright there, Malik? *pats on the back* Marik: .... *cough* Y-yeah.... o///o; You... You know what that means, right? Ryou: ....Uh.... *scratches back of head* What... Do you think I don't know the meaning of? Marik: ...Surpisebuttsex? o////o; Ryou: WELL YEAH! 8D *begins extensive, detailed explination...5 minutes or so later, he finishes* ^_^ Marik: ... *eyetwitch* o.e Ryou: *looks proud of himself* Joey told me awhile ago. ^^ Marik: ....*twitchblink* Er... I-I know what it means.. e.o Two things. One, you want me to do that to him? Two, how does whoever this Joey is know all of that? Ryou: Oh. Thought you asked. *giggles* Uhm... One, do you -want- to? ....Two... *shruuugs* Iunno. Marik: Errrr... o///////o I-Iunno... Iguess? *cough* Huh. *smirks and teases* Would you want to do that with your diceboy? Ryou: You do. =O *dissolves into a gigglefit before attempting a srs fase* That is a priv... priva... pri... *gliggles even more* |DDD Marik: *halfshrug* o //^//o *blinkblinks at* I'll... Take that as a yes. |3; Ryou: o ^o Yes or no? A middleground is bloody confusing. *scratches behind ear with a hind leg* Marik: *shrugs* o ////^////o ....Iguessso? Ryou: =u= *pats him on the cheek* Silly Malik, that's not a yes or a no. Marik: ...Yes? o ////^////o I knnneeeeewwww iiiittttttt! o wo What're you talking to me for? Go find him! 8DDDD Marik: But... Uhm... o ///^///o *attempts to think up an excuse* I'm... On the job! ^^; Can't leave you just yet~ Ryou: O.o Job? What job do you have to do with me? *starts to push him* Goooooooo! Gogogo! Marik: I-I'm your teamaker, remember? o///o; Ryou: That doesn't matter! *pushpushpush* Goooooo! Marik: And, uh, he's in London! o ^o *nodnod* Visiting his... Sister. Yes. Ryou: *stops*...*GASP* WHAT IF HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!?!?! Marik: ...I doubt it... But.. *decides to play along* He did try and sell himself for jewelry once... Ryou: O.O He tried to WHAT? *facepaw* Marik: I know, right? 8< To some other Egyptian... Tried to play it off as a 'mutual exchange of interests', too. The guy was trying to kill him! Ryou: ;^; Maybe... They're having an affair... Marik: Nah, I think I scared him off for good. |3 We had a noble battle to the death.... But the weasel snuck away before the final blow... Yes. *puffs out chest* Ryou: And how do you know... There's nothing going on behind the curtains? *scratches his ear again* Marik: ......... *pauses to actually think about that* I... Haven't thought of that... o ^o *blinkblink* Ryou: DX Aw maaannn... And... Wh-what if they're... *shifty ninja look* ...Doing it? Marik: ....For more jewelry! D8< You might just be onto something... *mutters under breath darkly* Ryou: What if... if... if he starts never talking to you again? *looks horrified and sad* What if he really doesn't like you? Marik: *whiiineflail* What if you're right? D8 I never thought of any of this stuff! Ryou: ; ^; Wellwell... This is just... s-s-speculation.... Marik: I wouldn't put it past him, th-though! D8 He's a thief. He tried to sell himself for jewelry. He flirts with me a lot, but when I flirt back he gets all flushed and uneasy... Ryou: o wo That's a good sign! Marik: It... It is? 8< Ryou: Yesyes! That means... Well.. Something good I'm sure. 8D;;; Marik: *chuckles and looks a bit more relived* ...Thanks, kid~ Ryou: You're welcome... I'll go get some celebratory tea! *scampers off* Marik: *watches him speed off* ....'Kay! 83; *CRASHBANGFALLINGTHINGSYELPSOFPAIN* Marik: ...Ryou...? o.o; You okay...? *gets up and starts running towards* Ryou?: *half-buried under tea boxes and other things* @.@ Marik: *sighs and shakes head, chuckling* Perhaps this is why they hired me for you, hm? *walks over and starts picking away the boxes* Bakura: Hire you for what you bloody prissy princess? *growls and struggles* Speaking bloody nonsense... Marik: ...Nothing. >x> *watches for a bit, tail flicking* Need some help, tombrobber? Bakura: Oh, no, I'm just fine flailing here all by myself... OF COURSE I NEED YOUR HELP YOU BLOODY WANKER! D< Marik: *snorts and rolls eyes before sitting next too and picking off a few boxes* ...Hey, random question. *pauses and stares at the box he grabbed* Bakura: *shakes himself off and dusts off his shirt* Don't even know what I'm doing here... *blinks* Shoot. Marik: *watches, still sitting* Have you met with that one guy since I chased him off? *narrows eyes slightly* The Egyptian that tried to kill you? Bakura: *raises a brow* ...Random question indeed. *shrugs and adjusts his shirt collar* Once or twice. Casual run-ins. Marik: *shurgs* Just crossed my mind. *Looks away from, fiddling with the box* What do you qualify as 'casual'? Bakura: .... *slight eyetwitch* And why are you probing me so much...? Marik: *bristles slightly, now glaring at the box* Why are you so defensive? *snorts* And I just don't want my business partner to get himself killed. Bakura: NOW who's getting defensive? DX Jeez, calm down. *tries to tug the box away* Casual as in I see him somewhere, say 'hi', then high tail it outta there. Marik: .... *whinetailflick* I'm just worried... *looks up at, pouting* I don't want you to get killed... That guy... I think he was mind-controlling powers like my own... Bakura; *smirks* Worried about me? *chuckles and taps his nose* I really didn't expect that. But I'm not the type to fall for those kinds of charms... Marik: *huffs, blushing slightly* Well, if you get killed, there goes my chance at the god cards. |< Who else am I going to ask, Duke? Bakura: Who the hell is that? *shimmies closer too and nudges* Have a nevous breakdown or something? Marik: ...... *snerk* Some guy your host wants in his pants. |3~ And... Close enough... *sighs and leans on* Bakura: *MAJOR eyetwitch* I think I would KNOW about that!! *twitchtwitches* How would you know something like that? DX Marik: *snickers* You disappeared before I could give you your tea, he took it, and started rambling about him~ |3 (Only need text RP's, now~! <3)
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:41 pm
10/30
Bakura: *Currently nomming on steak* 8F Marik: *perks ears* Kitty! |3 About time you got here~ *trots over to* Bakura: >8F *STABS WITH HIS FORK* MY STEAK...*Glareglares at Marik* Hey i've been here, pretty-boy. Marik: *gllaareee* 3< I told you not to call me that in public, Fluffy. Bakura:....*Flings his fork at* Shut up >.> Marik: *ducks to avoid fork* I'm going to pretend you didn't just do that. =x= ...So. Any new plans to defeat the pharaoh..? Bakura:....Stab him in the heart with a rusty spork? 8D Or push him off a cliff? *Stuffs his mouth with rare, bloody steak* Brian: *kinda hops over near bakura playing I only have eyes for you.* Bakura:....OH BLOODY HELL! *Jumps onto Marik* 3< AWAY! Marik: No! We won't kill Yugi Muto! That would be too obvi---WHATINTHENAMEOFISISAREYOUDOING? D| Brian: *starts playing I'm lost without you.* Bakura: Oh shut up, PRINCESS. *Stands on his back* D| Zombie. Fangirl...Fanboy...ASDFGHJKL. Marik: Princess? D< I am a tombkeeper, you fool! You should be glad I can't reach you from down here...! ...*arches a brow* You're the last person I'd think to be afraid of the undead though, Kitty. Isn't a majority of your deck death-themed? Bakura: *Grumbles gibberish* It's the fangirl part that's scary, idiot Princess. Zombies I embrace. BUT THE FANGIRL...and boys. Ugh. Brian: *wobbles closer to Bakura once agian playing I only have eyes for you.* Marik: *mutters under breath about the nickname* >3> That... I suppose I can agree with. Some can be helpful, though~ They make good mindslaves. 83 Bakura: asdfghjkl *Basically glues himself to Marik* ENSLAVE THAT ONE D< Or...or...*Gets out his fork* >8[ Marik: You fool! D| *squirms uncomfortably* The rod only works on guys called Steve. And girls called Steve. *huffs* Now for Ra's sake, quit being such a pansy ANDGETOFFOFME. Brian: *Listens to them wondering what the fork is for and hops thinking mabey Bakura is gona invite brian to lunch or dinner or something.* Bakura: Feh. Damn fine print...8| And you like it so shaddup. AND YOU. *Points to Brian* GO AWAY. D< Marik: I do NOT! D| I'll have you know that I like women! Not 3000 year old spirits. >3> *attempts to wriggle away again* Brian: *nuzzels agisnt marik trying to reach bakura* Bakura: Whatever. *flops off the other side*...If it comes near me again, smack it. >.> Hard. *Snorts and hops ontop of a rock* It has Cooties. Marik: Eheh, Hi there, little guy. 8D; *pats on the head, inching away a bit before turning back to Bakura* Your mother has cooties. >3> Bakura:...Yours plays Card Games in Hell >8| *Fling spork at again* Marik: I know. That's because I killed her. D| *huffs and flicks spork away* Bakura: *Rolls his eyes* Of course you did, Princess. *Smirks* Marik: *looks at claws in a slightly bored way* ...My father, too. Bakura: Of course. Of course, of course. Shall i bow at your feet, your majesty? Marik: Yes. |3 Yes, you may, Fluffy. Bakura: *Smirks* Go put on a pretty princess fairy dress, and we'll see. Marik: ...Notfunny. D| *huffs and goes back to messing with rod*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:43 pm
10/31
Brian: *runs up to bakura* Hi there! rember me? Bakura:.......Nooooo....>.> *Inches away* Should I...? Brian: *nods* I was that little iZune. I coultent talk before but now I can. *he says all hyper sounding* You are so awsome! I wish to be able to serve you. *he says his tial waging* Bakura:...*Grins rather creepily* Alright then...I desire some tea... Brian: *nods* what kind so I get the right one. Bakura: Earl Gray. *nod* A drop of honey and a side of crumpets. Brian: *ndos and runs off to get that stuff* Marik: *nibbling on a creampuff* >w>... *overhears Bakura* Why so British, Kitty? Bakura:....>.> Oh shut up princess. Go fix your hair or something. *Saunters over and swipes a creampuff* Florence: 8| *Gets in Marik's face* ...>8| Brian: *comes back carefully carrying the gray earl tea with some crumpets and an small container with lemon juice in it. He sets it down by bakura* I figured I let you put the lemon in so that it gets the right amount. Marik: HEY! That's mine, you grubby tomb robber! ...And who is this, one of your fanboys? D< *pokes nose* Get out of my face, fool, or I shall thrust my rod at you! *glareglare* Bakura:...*Raises a brow*...Eh. Don't want it anymore. I'd rather...OH LEARN TO SHARE, MARIK. *Baps him and grabs another 'puff* Florence: ......>8| *Chomps on the rod* GRRRRRRR!!! Marik: *eyetwitch* .... *siiiggghhpout* FINE. You win this time, Fluffy... You had better keep on your feet though, I'll get you back... ANDYOU. D< OFF. *waves rod around in an attempt to shake off*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:44 pm
11/1
Brian: *squeazes out of the pile he was pushed into and goes back to bakura.* I only serve master bakura. *he says his tial wagging happily never leaving bakurs side unless told to do somethign for him* Bakura:...Erm...Suuuureeee...*Starts sliding away again* How about you...go...cook some steak...? Brian: *nods nad runs off toe figure out how to cook this one will take a while* Bakura: = A= *Goes and hides in a tree while he can* Marik: Awwh, 'Kura's a mommy! |D Howcute. *snorts and goes back to fiddling with Rod* Englebert: *wonders over up behind marik and looks at the rod wondering what it does.* Bakura:....>8[ I SWEAR TO RA, MARIK, I WILL RAPE YOUR SOUL. *angerangeranger* Marik: *snickers for a bit* |D~ .............Waitasecond. *goes quiet and squints at* ....I am going no where near your soul room ever again. >x> *inches away from* Engelbert: *follows as marik inches away to keep stareing at the rod.* Hey whats that hting do? Can I try it? Marik: *yelps a bit in surprise before attempting to cover up* Oh, er, the Millennium Rod? It allows me to control whoever's mind I wish. *narrows eyes slightly* And no, you may not 'try it'. This thing can hold life and death in it's very grip, and it has a dagger in it. >x> You're much too young. Engelbert: Aw come on its nto that I am young I am just a midgit! *he says not as childish minded as the other two* Bakura:...>x> *Drags Marik back by the tail* You'd have no choice, -Princess-~ |D Marik: No! 3| It is not a plaything to be used by those wh----*dragged back by Bakura with a small 'meep'* o//x//o;;;;;;; Y-you wouldn't d-dare...! I-I can a-and will club you senseless with this.. D< *raises rod threateningly* Bakura: Oh yes, threaten me with your rod. That's REALLY going to do a lot...>w> *Pokes his cheek* I do say, you've gone rather red in the face...*Cackles darkly* I -wonder- why that is~ Engelbert: Hey if itsn to a toy then why cna you hit him with it? *he says followign them* Brian: *explosion in the distance his first cookign attempt a failure* Marik: o///x///o; ........................................................... ...................................... *whacks in the head with rod and attempts to flee for life* DD8 Bakura: YEOW! *Gets large...large welt/bump...keels over* x nx I'll get you...*Lefaint* Marik: *flees behind a tree and hides just in case he gets up again* ...Hm. >w> *mutters to self* This would be a good time to get him back for the creampuffs... Bakura: *Sleeps like a....kitty* Prrrrt~....Yes mummy, I do believe i'll have some chocolate... Marik: ....o.o? *overhears and peeks around the tree* .... *creeps a bit closer, grinning mischeviously* >3 Bakura: *Lets out an EXTREMELY cute 'Nyaaa' and hugs his own tail*...Yes i'll marry you...Can I wear the dress...? Marik: *trying hard to hold back laughter, and mutters to self* Heh, wonder who he's dreaming about... Bakura: *Mumbles to himself* ...rik...mummy says i'm a good boy...nyaaa...<333 *Starts snoring* Marik: Hm... I wonder who this 'Rick' is... >3> *watches for a bit, before pulling out marker and creeping closer to, grinning* Bakura: *Mumbles again* No...no..No, Marik...Not...now...*Rolls over to the right and keeps sleeping* Marik: *furrows brows and frowns a bit* Did he see me...? *creeps around to the other side and pauses to see if he would move again* Bakura: *Makes...an...odd...sound...* Yes Princess~ I'll be your slaaavvee...Turned tables...Mrrrhhh...*Reaches out as if to hug someone*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:45 pm
11/1
Marik: *looks very smug* |3 Bakura: = A= *Wobbling around all sleepy-like, his face scribbled on with marker* Tea....tea.... Marik: *spots Bakura and bursts out giggles before biting lip in an attempt to quiet self* |33 Bakura: *Blinkblinks*...Maarriiikkkk...*Swaggers over* |3~ Hello, pretty-boy~ Marik: Ohshi-- D8 *scoots back a bit, thinking he'd discovered the marker and stares at for a second* .....Kitty, are you drunk? =3= *scoots back a bit farther* Bakura: How DARE you think such a thing you worthless Barbie. Bloody hell. PENALTY GAME FOR YOU. *pounces....smacks into a tree*....I has ouchie boo-boo ; 3; *Makes puppy-eyes at Marik* Kiss it better~?*Giggles...girlishly* Marik: *siiigghhh* =x= I'll take that as a yes... *watches, half-frowning* ...I'm... Going to go make you some tea. >3> *purposely ignored the boo-boo bit* Bakura: *ANGRYFACE* Kiss. My. Boo-Boo. *Pouncetackles rather viciously* KISS IT. NOW. Bloody hell this hurts....KISSITNOW. *Looks like he's going to start biting* Marik: *knocked over* o//o.... *coughs and glares back up at* Well I can't kiss it if I'm pinned down, you dolt D|;; Where's the.. Eh... 'Boo-boo', anyway? >x> Bakura: *Wiggles and grins creepily* Where do you want it to be~? Hehhehhehheh.....|D~~~ Marik: ...On your tail. >x> Or, more specifically, for away from where you're thinking. NowletmeupfortheLOVEOFRA. D| Bakura: You ruin all the fu-....fu-...*Suddenly goes limp and starts snoring* = w=~zzzzz... Marik: Not again.. >x> Oi. At least he's not awake... *attempts to wriggle out from under him* Bakura: *Sniffs in his sleep...then grabs and subsequently chomps on Marik's tail quite hard* Steak....|F Marik: *yelps in surprise and glares at* OFF. D| *whine* Thathuuurt.... OFF, KITTY! *bops on the nose* >X Friggen cannibal.... Bakura: *Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnoms* >|F Marik: *mutters darkly under breath and continues to whack on the nose in an attempt to wake up* RYOU BAKURA. >8| GET.UP.AND.STOP.CHEWING.ON.ME. Bakura: *Jolts awake* OI! Bloody wanker what the hell is that for?! D< *Smacks back* Marik: *huff* FOR CHEWING ON MY TAIL AND TRYING TO MAKE ME KISS YOU EARLIER. >8[ *smacks back and faces the opposite direction, nose in the air* Bakura:...*Blinks* Oh well i know where i got all this...*Spits out quite a lot of fur*...WHAT? WHY THE ******** WOULD I WANT YOU TO KISS ME? D< You're bloody touched in the head, Princess! Marik: *whips around again and rolls eyes* [mockbakuravoice]Because you had a boo-boo and I had to kiss it better![/mockbakuravoice] D| *curls tail around self and pouts* Bakura: >.> *Yanks him by the collar of his shirt* What. Did. You. Say? >8| I did NOT say anything of that kind you bloody tart. *Yankyankyankyankyank* Marik: =x= Oh-ho yes you did. Threatened me with a penalty game, ran into a tree, and then tried to seduce me. *siiigghhh* Not like I'd expect you to remember it. You seemed drunk off your arse, anyway. >3> Bakura: 8| You lie. You lie like a mangy dog. *Prods him* And I -DON'T- get drunk. Marik: *sigh* Suuureee. =3= ....Also; you sleep talk. Bakura:....*Whispers in Marik's ear* Soul rape~<3 Marik: DDDD8 *screechhissscootsbackasafedistrance* .... But I thought mummy said you were a good boy~? >w> Bakura:...= w= *Yanks back again* Don't change the subject. But yes. Mummy says i'm a good boy~ |D *nips at his ear a bit* Marik: Well, you aren't acting like it now, Kitty! D| *squirmwhine* Er, you also muttered something about marrying some guy n-named 'Rick'.... And about wanting to w-wear the dress... >3> Engelbert: *while marik is occupied with bakura he takes the rod and trys to sneak off with it* Bakura:..........o///3///o Wellseeididntreallysaythatbecauseiwasntsayingthefullnameithinkbutyouknowwecouldletthatslideokayprettyboy? Also, that kit's taking your rod. *Smug look* |3 Engelbert: *freezes and then starts running off.* I just wana barrow it! Marik: .....Riiight. o.o *got none of that* AND WHAT. D| *whips around, ears pinned back* You again! You mangy kit! *growls and races after, fuming* >8[ Engelbert: *keeps running* I am just borrowing it I promise to return it! Bakura: |DDD Thank Ra you're a blond. *Follows* Can I kill it? Push it off a cliff? o uo Marik: Only if you get my rod first. >x> *gains a bit more speed and tries to pounce on the kit* Bakura: >8| *SNARLPounces the kit* GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE ******** OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL D< Marik: *snarls, tearing after again* That ra-damned thing was used to carve open my back! >8[ *stops suddenly and clutches head* ....Oraheadacheadachepaaaiinnnn. >x< *whines and curls up in a ball* Bakura: DDD8 Marik!!??? *Leaves the kit and goes to nudge Marik* Easy, easy. Whoa boy, let's calm down...*Nuzzles him gently*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:47 pm
11/2
For those who don't watch YGOTAS, Melvin is Yami Marik, Marik's darker side. >w> Melvin is just funner/easier to type.
Melvin: *sits, tail flicking* |3 Bakura: *Pops up behind Marik/Melvin hehasnoclue* 'Ello princess~ |3 Melvin: *turns around, head tilted slightly and grinning* Hello, whorebiscuit. Would you like a hug? |3 Bakura: O.O *Takes a step back* Holy *EFF*, what the bloody hell...? First ya don't want me to touch you, now you want a-....Oh. *Starestarestare* Melvin: *finishes his sentence* ...Hug. *inches towards with rod in hand* >3~ Bakura: GET YOUR ROD AWAY FROM ME D< *Growlhiss* Melvin: *scoots closer* But I just want a hug, whorebiscuit! |3~ You never seemed like the type to shy away from that~ *tailflick* Bakura:....*blinkblink*....*REALLY doesn't get it* . 3.;;;; Pardon? Melvin: *grins a bit* You seem very... *tilts head a bit* ...Affectionate towards my host. *chuckles a bit and begins to circle* Then again, from what I know from him, he do.... *blinks sleepily* Do-zzzzz.... *flops over and falls asleep* =w=~ Bakura:...>///n///> *Pokes the sleepyhead and mumbles to himself* Marik: *twitches a bit and mutters, frowning a bit* Bakura:....*Prods more* Marik: *smiles a bit, sighs, and rolls a bit closer to, still asleep*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:48 pm
11/3-4
Brian: fire*twitch* hurts *twitch* Bakura: *Blinks at Brian* Are you alright? O.O *Pokes him* (He's not in his 'Yami' state right now |DDD) Brian: Fire...defiantly...bad..... Bakura: Erm...well...*Pulls him over and starts dressing his burns* Only if you don't use it right ^-^; Brian: You said you wanted a cooked steak. I didn't know how to cook so I did what I could Marik: *twirls rod in one hand boredly before noticing 'Kura* Hey, Kitty~ |3 Bakura: Ah o-o; I did? Oh my. *Pats him on the head* Well...Don't do that again ^^;;; and...*Looks at Marik*...0-0;;; 'Ello. Brian: *nods* Ok master bakura. Bakura: o.o Why th' bloody 'ell is with the 'master' bit? I am no one's master ^.^ Marik: ....*arches a brow at* What's this? No threats, attempts to shut me up, or seduce me? *snorts* You feeling alright today, 'Kura? Bakura: S-s-s-seduce?! O.O *Skitters back* I...you have me confused with another someone with white hair, i fear. ^.^;;; Erm...I don't... Marik: Oh? *tilts head, brow still raised* Then this jacket isn't yours, then? *pulls out a wrinkled blue dress shirt/jacket* =w=~ Bakura: O.O BLOODY HELL WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!?!?!? *Launches towards to grab it* D; Marik: *chuckles, moving it just out of reach* Heh, well, I woke up with it on.... |3 Bakura: *Smacks to the ground after missing, but gets back up and leaps at again* W-w-well you s-stole it! D; In your sleep! Now give it back, you blond wanker! Marik: *snorts* I did not! D| You gave it to me, you twit. *moves out of the way again* Bakura: *Misses again and smacks to the floor...and starts whimpering* ; ~; G-give it b-back.... Marik: ... *siiiigghhs* Fine, fine. *throws shirt at, grumpily* ...Where did you get those tears in your shirts, anyway? *raises a brow* Bakura: > ^> *Shoves it back on* I was helping this one kid who seems to like calling me 'Master' Bakura...He... *Squeaks* Why do you care!? D8 Marik: ...*sticks nose in the air, looking away* ...No reason! |< *snorts, looking back too, smirking a bit* Got yourself a mindslave, hm? Brian: *is glaring at marik* you better be nice to master Bakura or i will tell Engelbert where your at. Bakura: M-mindslave!? O.O N-no!! *Looks at Brian and draws him into a hug* A friend! Th-though i don't know w-why he calls me 'ma-'....WHY DO YOU CARE?! DDD; Brian: *blushes though its not see-able with the fact he doesn't have much blood to make a blush* Marik: ....I don't know, why are you so paranoid? =x=; *pokes* I didn't ask you to explain, I was just curious.... *whips around to Brain* And if you dare, I swear to Ra I'll... Get you two. D< Bakura: >8| Don't threaten him, you stalker! *Flails at* Go away! Brian: *blushes a bit more this one slytly noticeable* thank you Master Bakura Marik: *snort* Stalker? And don't tell me what to do, Kitty. *glares, ears pinned back* Bakura:....*Shoves Brian away and reaches to grab Marik by the hair* And you better shut your mouth you t**t D< Marik: *squeaks a bit in surprise before glaring at* Well, look who's bipolar today! *scoffs* ...And let go of me, you idiot! *thrashes* Bakura: *Glares right back and tugs a bit harder than he really meant to, keeping a strong grip* Oh stop being a little girl you bloody blond wanker...*Grins toothily* Marik: *yelps at the tug and continues to glare up at icily*Maybe if you would stop yanking on my hair...! *growls under breath and attempts to reach for the Rod in his back pocket* Bakura: *Cackles* Oh Princess~ *leans much...much...much closer* Maybe i'll yank it ALL off, huuuuh~? Marik: *attempts to wrench head away, still growling* I would hope not, Fluffy. *thrashes and wiggles about and, trying to get free* Bakura: Oh stop wiggling. Pansy-a**. *Plants a kiss on him and shoves him away* Really. Marik: *turns bright red, and stumbles back* Wh..... *glares up at, scowling a bit* ...What in the name of Ra was that!? >8[ Did you just kiss me? Bakura:....Well I most CERTAINLY didn't slap you. Unless that's what you wanted, to be slapped like a little b***h. *Grins at the redness* I'll do it again, if you liked it. Brian: *blinks.* So master Bakura likes anoying marik? Does that make him master Marik? Marik: *glares at* NO. *curls tail around self, scooting far back* To both of those. *turns to Brain* ....Yes. |3 It does, it does. Bakura: = 3= *Pushes Brian faaaar away* Goaway. *Curls himelf around Marik* Oh come on...Can't you take a small joke!? Brain: *eyes looking very confused* master bakura has a split personality.... Marik: Joke? You friggin' kissed me! >[ *attempts to shove away, still slightly red* Bakura: *Slides away* = 3= Oh, so abusive. *Stops as he hits a wall* Jeeeeze. I feel so loved. Marik: *scoffs, looking away* Well, I'm not in this... 'Partnership' to love you. |< You get me the god cards, I give you the Rod, and we're done. Bakura: Oh, no, my poor little evil heart is oh-so-broken. *DRIPPING with sarcasm, and stays put, facing the wall....pouting* What-EVER shall I do? *Mumblegrumble* = 3= Marik: .... *ponders that and looks back over to* ...Do spirits even have hearts? Bakura:....*IGNORES.* Aito: *Crawls down the wall...somehow* Hello, your royal theifliness~ Bakura: Hello, majestic pain-in-the-a**. *Growls at* Aito: You would know. *Winks and jumps down to sit a few feet away* Bakura:.....= 3=;;; *Cough* Marik: *snorts at being ignored and turns around a bit before spotting Aito* ... *frowns a bit at the two, but turns around and attempts to ignore* >3> Engelbert: *slithers up behind marik.* for not likeing him you seem upset that hes close to that other zune Bakura: So. Have what I requested...? Aito: *Holds up a few necklaces* Of course....*Grins wickedly* Now I request to become a pain-in-the-a** now. Bakura:....*Eyetwitch* Authentication. How do I know that they're real...? Aito:....*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHS and wanders off* Marik: *jumps slightly in surprise at Engelbert* Oh. It's you. *glares down at, still frowning* I, er... Just don't like he's associating himself with. *eye twitches a bit, and makes a face at the conversation behind him* ... *sighs, straightening self up* I have no feelings for him, and this whole thing will hopefully be done and over soon. Engelbert: *chuckles* simple solution make him jealous. Marik: ....Hm? o.o Why would I want to do that? Engelbert: *shrugs* I dono. but it would get him away from that other zune. Bakura:....*Grumbles to himself* Yeah, it'll be over REALLY fast, bloody shemale. Aito: *Wanders back and curls himself around Bakura* I decided i'd rather not satisfy you right now. I'm more interested in my own satisfaction. *Purrrr* Bakura: > A>; *Tries to wiggle away* I'm sorry, but you are in my personal bubble.. Brain: *runs at aito trying to push him away from bakura.* Master Bakura says no! Aito: Beat it. *Flicks the kit away with his tail* Before I use you as a snack. Brian: *winces has his burn wounds are hurt but gets back up loyal to bakura* Master Bakura told you to go away! Marik: Meh. *shrugs* Sounded more like a business deal than some kind of weird fl... *twitches again, grumbling under breath darkly before flicking ears back* ...ing. *flicks tail uneasily* Aito: *Bares his fangs and sends a wave of inner fire at the kit* Go away you little worm... Bakura:....|3~ *Likes this, actually* Kill him and i'll consider satisfying your needs~*Cackles* Aito:...*Smiles wickedly* Engelbert: HEY BAKURA i THINK MARIK IS JEALOUS OF YOUR FRIEND THERE! Brian: *yips in pain falling to his side.* Marik: *freezes at the kit's yelling and slowly turns to face him* >8[ ....I swear to Ra I will use your body as a pinata when I can--*goes quiet at Bakura's acceptance for a moment*.......Istilldon'tcare. > ^> Aito: *Earnibbles and tries to drag* >3 Bakura:....*Digs his nails into the floor* ASDFGHJKL MARIK HELP ME DEAR RA DDDD| Marik: *turns towards and begins to run towards, before hesitating* ....> ^> *bites lip and debates whether to go after or not* Bakura: MARIK YOU EITHER COME HELP ME OR I SWEAR I WILL SOUL RAPE YOU TONIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP DDDD< *Feeling veryvery traumatized* Aito: > ^> *Dragdragdrag* Marik: *siiiiiggghhh* >x>... *scampers over somewhat grudgingly to 'Kura's side and put a paw down on his shirt* ...Mine. >8[ *looks up and glares at Aito* Aito: Excuse me? I don't see your name on him >.> *Swipes at* Bakura: > ^> *grabclings to Marik's leg* I'm traumatized. Marik: I'm sure. >x> *turns back to Aito* ....No? Did the marker wash off already? *looks back down at Bakura, head tilted* S'ppose so. *grabs marker out of pocket and uncaps* That can be easily fixed... Bakura: O.O *Scurries away quickly* D8 WTF NO. Aito:...*Unsheathes a claw* I can fix it too... Bakura: ._____________________. *whimpers* Marik: *slowly walks a closer to Bakura* ...But not if I write my name first~ *attempts to pin down 'Kura by his dress shirt again* Bakura: DDDD8 *Squeaks and wiggles desperately* Aito: *Steps on 'Kura's tail* Tch...It won't be lasting...Unlike this...*Makes a scratch on the tail* Bakura: ._.;;; *Wiggles again* Stoppit. Before i kill you D< Aito: *Chuckles* You like it~<3 Marik: *growls in annoyance and quickly grabs Bakura's paw and attempts to scribble name down quickly on it* See? He has my name on him. So he's mine. Bakura:....*Blinks and blushes*...WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU WRITING ON ME FOR!? *Chomps on the paw that holds him* >[ Aito:....= 3= This is so not worth the effing effort...*Goes after his Zune'd creator* Nikki: o 3o *Locks him in a room with strawberries* He'll be happy for a week |D Marik: *yips a bit in pain and glares back down at icily* Where the hell have you been the last few minutes!? >8[ I just saved your tail! Literally! *huffs and re-caps marker, placing back in pocket* Bakura: You don't have to bloody write on me! *Reaches into his pocket and fishes for the marker* I'll write on YOU then D< Marik: Uh, yeah, I did! D| Some other Egyptian came up and tried to claim you so I--*scoots away from* No, you /won't/. >8[ Bakura: Yes i wi-....*Pauses, paw still in pocket*...You -what-, Princess~? |3~ Marik: Er.... >//x//> I... I kicked his sorry arse into next week, is what! |3 Yeess... Exactly what happened. Bakura: Awww...*Takes out the marker* and here I was hoping you were trying to tell me you want me allllllll to yourself~ *Uncaps the marker* Engelbert: *walks up to marik and whispers in his ear.* show me what the rod does and I wont say a word to him. Marik: Mmnope. >x> *scurries back a bit before facing Engel again* For the last time, no! Engelbert: *grins* well then. *walks over to bakura* actually that is exactly what marik was doing claiming you for himself. Bakura: *Snarls at Engelbert* GO AWAY YOU ANNOYING LITTLE RAT D< *Turns and pounces on Marik* My turn. Marik: D| I was no-- *pounced* ....o//x//o Notthisagain. Bakura: |D You should REALLY stop blushing. *Pokes his nose* Makes you look oh-so-cute. *starts scribbling on his neck* Payback tiiime~ Marik: I do not look cute! ...And I'm not blushing! *huffs, actually blushing brighter than before* D| A-and what are you drawing on my neck? *attempts to crane neck to see* Bakura:....You're right. *Leans down to whisper in his ear veerryyy quietly...so quiet that he may not hear it* You look HOT. *Snarks and traces what he wrote* It says 'Property of Ryou Bakura'....I would say EVERYTHING it says...but I like to watch you sqirm |DDD Marik: *didn't hear* Thank you! |< Hmph. About time you agree with me on something. .....*worriedglare* Bakuuurraa.... What else does it sayy....? >8[ Bakura: |D Nothing about a smex slave, nope. Not at all. *Plants yet another kiss on him* (Fangirls: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL*) Marik: ....Hmph. > ///^///> *is bright red, but doesn't protest against the kiss* Bakura:....*Tilts his head and smiles rather...cutely* You bloody effeminate wanker. *kisses his cheek again* Though it's a bit more fun if you resist |D~ *Laughs* Marik: Hey! I'm not that effeminate. *pouts a bit, playfully* And last time I resisted, you went and hid in a corner. *curls up against and yawns lazily* S'cold out, and you're warm. Bakura:...>///.///> I am the opposite of warm. I'm cold. *Curls his tail around him anyways*....Delicate little princess you are |3 Marik: Mmph. Warm, cold, same thing. *rests head on chest* Wha'ever you say, Kitty... *grins and dozes off*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:49 pm
11/6
Bakura: *Snoozing off his sleep deprivation* = 3= Marik: *also fast asleep from sleep deprivation* =w=~ Bakura: *Yawns and rolls over...into Marik...and blinks awake*....=.=;; g'mrnin... Marik: *grumbles, waking up* M..rn....in'.... *stretches* S'kinda cold out... *yawns, blinking sleepily, and notices lack of, er, clothing* ...ohmygod. o/////////o *squeaks and attempts to flee behind the nearest tree* Bakura: *Jolts awake* GOOD RA, WHAT'S WRON-...*Blinks*...You know, I don't recall molesting anybody in their sleep last night for once >.> Marik: *peeks out from behind the tree, bright red* Er, th-that's nice. >x> ...By any chance, do you have some spare clothing? Bakura:....*Smirks* What, NOW you want in my pants? *Rolls his eyes* Marik: WHAT? D| I never said anything about that, fool! *grumbles, somehow turning even more red* I need clothing! My clothes got, er, muddied. >x> Bakura: *Snickers* Yeah right. I'm pretty sure they- Nikki: *Runs by in Marik's cloths* EEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEHEEEHEEEE!!! Bakura:.....-Got stolen by fangirls. 3| Marik: *spots the fangirl and starts running after* YOU! FIEND! DD8< GET BACK HERE BEFORE I.... *remembers lack of clothing* ....o ///////////^//////////o *FLEES BACK TO TREE* Nikki: O 3o *Squeaks and zooms away, leaving the clothes behind* |DDDDD Bakura:....*Rolls his eyes, smiling* Nothing I haven't seen before, Marik. Get your bloody clothes on. Marik: ...*huffs, and puts clothes back on* >x> Damn fangirls... *slinks out from behind tree* Bakura: *Snerks* Is it really that embarassing? XDD Marik: *trots over too* Yes. |< Yes it is. *huffs and starts to fiddle with chains on bellytop* .... *pauses* ....Waitaminute. >x> 'Nothing you haven't seen before'? *pokes 'Kura's chest, squinting at* You've seen me naked before, Kitty? Bakura:...*Snorts indignantly* Who would want to see YOU naked? Nooo, i'm talking about other, more manly men. *Smirks* Marik: ...Oh? I'm pretty sure I overheard a dream of yours a few days ago that sounded rather... Steamy, I suppose~ *smirks a bit, playfully* ...And as for the other bit, I'm not all too surprised. Especially with you trying to sell yourself for a necklace yesterday. >w> Bakura:...*Frowns* Tch. Watching me sleep now? Stalker. *Tosses his hair a bit* And excuse me? It happened to be a mutual exchange of interests. Besides. Why are you so bloody concerned? Marik: I was not. D| I was drawing on you with a marker and happened to overhear. Not like you were quiet or anything. *snorts* Also the fancy way of saying 'selling yourself for jewelry'. *sighs* Not concerned, just pointing out... *pokes chest* Why are you so paranoid? Bakura: Hmph. *Turns away snobbishly* Whatever. I hope you get run over by something. Marik: *snorts, rolling eyes* Love you too, Bakura. *gets up to look for a scarf to cover up the marker, boredly* Bakura: *Whips around all hopeful for some reason* Really? O wO *Wags his tail before kinda realizing what he's doing and the possibility of this situation being 0%*...Tch 3| Whatever. Marik: *returns with a light purple-and-gold scarf and sits near, sighing boredly* =x= *grumbles to self* This marker's going to take forever to get out... Bakura: *Blatantly ignores....and boredly paws at his Ring* >> Marik: *glances over and arches a brow at* Your gaydar acting up or something, Fluffy? >x> Bakura:....Shut Up. >.> *Moves away rather...angrily?* Marik: Well jeez, someone's touchy tonight. >x> *huffs and curls tail around self* Bakura: I wonder why. *Snorts* I need to stab something >^> Marik: I don't know, you're the one acting like a teenage girl. >3> *scoots away from* Bakura:....*Epic Pouting Maneuver* Marik: ....Now you're acting even more like one. D| First you want me to get run over by something, then you're all quiet, then you want to stab something, and now you're pouting. *huffs and scoots back closer too* >3> Bakura: ....*Lays his head on his paws* And you are concerned -whyyyy-? Marik: Because I'm afraid I'll try and sit near you or something and you'll punch me in the face. D| Or start bawling about something. *flicks tail in annoyance* Bakura: ...*Snorts* Well then go find someone else to hang out with! I don't need you! D< *Scurries up a tree* Marik: ...Like that! D| *siiigghss and ponders going after or leaving him alone* Bakura:...Like WHAT? WHAT?! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? *Launches acorns at him like grenades* Marik: LIKETHIS. D| *sits stubbornly, getting pelted with acorns* Bakura:...|D *Feels rather silly now and keeps pelting* Fear my nuts! >3 Marik: ....You said that on purpose, didn't you? >x> *huffs* That's it, I'm coming up there... *walks over to base of tree, still getting pelted and starts climbing towards* Bakura: No, you stay down there! *Keeps pelting* You didn't want to befo-Ohhhhh...It's my nuts, isn't it? |DDDD Marik: *grumbles and continues climbing* D| Could you please get your damn mind out of the gutter for a few seco-- *hit square in the head with an acorn and falls off few branches he had climbed* xwx~ Bakura: Ex-Cah-Use me? HMPH. *snobs and holds up an acorn* -I- was talking about these acorns. What were -YOU- thinking about? Closet pervert. *Jumps down and sits on him* |3 Marik: Suuure Kitty, sure you were. *huffs* And why must you sit on me? > //x//> I can't breath that well with you sitting on my stomach. Bakura: No, really, I was. *Gets up off him to sit beside* Now that i've gotten my tantrum out of the way, I'm rather bored. Marik: *sighs and continues to lay on back* What do you propose we do then, Kitty? Bakura: ....*Siiiiiiiighs* I have no idea. *lays down and uses Marik's midriff as a pillow* I would suggest we go and stab some puppies...But there are none to be seen... Marik: *yawns* True, true... We could... Hm... Play a game? *sigh* I don't know. Bakura: We could. But where's the fun when someone's life isn't at stake? *Plays with the chains on Marik's shirt* Could always torture some random innocent civilian...Or i could make tea. Marik: True yet again. *watches him play with the chains* No civilians about... Some tea sounds good about now, though~ Bakura: *Lets out a yawn and sits back up* Alright then. I don't know if you prefer one kind over another...? Marik: *shrugs* Whatever's fine. Haven't had tea in awhile... Bakura: *Nods and slinks off* Nikki: *Hangs upside down from the tree, and reaches a stick to Marik* >83 Marik: Ogodnotyou. D| *siiiiiggghh* What do you want, binky-boy? Nikki: D8< WHATCHU MEAN 'Ogodnotyou'?! I oughta...Nope. Not gonna do It.....Yes I am >3 *Lowers down, with a fishing pole, a DVD of Beverly Hills Chihuahua* >>>>>3 Bakura: *Off making tea...in an apron* Marik: D| What are yo--*SCREECHwrigglesawayfrom* Get.that.away.from.me. >8[ Nikki: |3 *Cackles....and starts singing...THAT...song...* What can make you move? CHIHUAHUA! Can you feel that groove? CHIHUAHUA! What can make you dance? CHIHUAHU- Bakura: *Out of nowhere* LOOK, SOMETHING SHINY! Nikki: O 3O SHIIINNNYYYY *Skitters off* Bakura: *With tea* D| Damn fangirl. *Skitter to Marik* D8 You alright? Marik: ....Notreally. 8< *twitching and shaking slightly* Th....Thank you, though. I don't think I wouldn't lasted much longer.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:51 pm
11/6-Cont. 'The one where it actually ends.'
Bakura: e.o; *Pats him softly and sets the tea down...still wearing the frilly pink apron* Sorry 'bout that then... Marik: *grabs a cup and looks down at at* Yeah... Kinda of an awkward story, about the whole Chihuahua thing.. >x>;; *sips tea and looks back up at..pauses for a second...attempts to hold back giggles, and fails horribly* ...Nice apron, 'Kura~ Bakura: I don't care = 3= *Sips his tea grinning* Like it~? Marik: *sips tea and rolls eyes* ... *puts on a mock-girly voice and attempts to tease* Oh, yes, Bakura! You look faaabulous! Bakura:....>///w///> Oh shut up. *Nudges him...then yawns* Oi... Marik: *chuckles and sips tea* Tired, Kitty? Bakura: Ye-ye-ye...*Lets out a long yawn*...= w= Jus' a li...li...*Slumps* Marik: *chuckles* Thought so~ *grabs his cup and sets aside* G'night, Kitty~ *pats head and curls up near* Bakura: Mmmmmm-hmmm = w= *purrs and curls around him a bit*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:53 pm
11/7 'The One with Cannibalism'
Marik: *still curled up, asleep* =w= Bakura: *Yawnstretches* |3~ *Rollsover ontop of Marik* Marik: *grumbles and blinks sleepily* Ge'.. offa me, 'Kura... *yawns* Bakura: *Gumbles sleepily* Make me...*Yawns as well* I'm...comfy... Marik: *huffs and lazily tries to shove off* =w= Bakura: Nyuuuu...*Rolls off cutely* = w= Meanie-head... Marik: .... *snorts, and paws at playfully* You don't have to be so cute about it... Bakura: D| *Bats at groggily* Nyuuuuuuu...Not cuuutteee... Marik: *snickers* Yes, cuuutteee~ |3 Bakura: Shut up D< *Kicks at him* Marik: Ow! D< Hey! *pouts and kicks back at* Bakura: *GRUMBLES* >| LEmme sleep! Marik: You've slept the whole day! D| ...Hmph. Fine. I'm going to go make some coffee.*gets up and stretches* Bakura: Tea. *Nods and stretches as well* I want Tea. Marik: Sure. =w= *wanders off to get tea and coffee* Marik: *returns with coffee and tea and sits back down near Bakura* =w= Bakura: o ^o *Grabby-paws at the tea* GIMMIE. Marik: *snorts and hold the tea away from* ...What's the magic word~? |3 *feels like teasing* Bakura:....*NOTINTHEMOOD* I'm going to kick your a** D| Marik: *in the mood* |3 Too many words, try again~ Bakura:....I'mgoingtokickyourass. *GROWLPOUNCE* Marik: |3~ Not a wor--*tackled and falls over, somehow keeping tea and coffee from spilling* Hey! D< Bakura: *Glaregrowl* Give. NOW. Marik: Don't tell me what to do! >8< ...And that's two words, not one~ |3 *braces for severe a**-kicking* Bakura: >8< PFFFFFT. *CHOMPS on his shoulder* Gremme muh ruffin rea! Marik: *screeches* OW! D< That friggin' hurts! *flails a bit* Fine, fine! Have your tea! *shoves cup at with not-being-bitten-hand* Now GET.OFF! D'8< *whines* Bakura: |D *licks the blood he can up, before retreating with his tea* ~<3 Marik: *grumbles darkly and sits up* >x> Hmph... Bloody spirit... You're welcome. *curls tail around self and sips coffee* Bakura: Awww I'm sorry, I forgot to thank you~ *Wiggles over and plants a kiss on his cheek* Chu~♡ Marik: *snorts and shuffles away from a bit* > ///x///> For the love of Isis, do you have to be so cute? Bakura: You think i'm cute? *SmirksmirksmirkSipsteaSmirk* And I don't even have to try anymore~ Marik: *hadn't meant to say that* >//x//>; ........*huffs* With your constant 'nya's and the 'chu's, you'd think you really were some kind of cat. D| *sips coffee* Bakura: And WHO calls me Kitty all the time? |3 Really, Marik, You're digging yourself a really deep hole here. *Sips again* Marik: ....... *flicks ears back* Well... >x>;;; Er... *coughs and sips coffee* .... *attempts to change subject* I swear, you must have fangs or something. D|; *rubs shoulder and looks at hand, frowning* I'm going to need a bandage for this... Bakura: Nice subject change. *Sips as well...before grinning and showing off his...fangs* All the better to bite you with, my dear~ *Looks for a moment...before ripping off one of his sleeves and tossing it over* Marik: *makes a face at the 'dear' bit, but grabs sleevepeice* Thank you. *ties around shoulder tight, and sips coffee* =x= Bakura: Now don't piss me off again D| And give me my tea next time. Marik: Whatever. |< *grumbles and finishes coffee* Not my fault you can't just say 'please'.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:54 pm
11/8 'The One Where Half is Lost'
Marik: *sucking on an icecube boredly* =w= Bakura: *Pops up out of nowhere* Hello Mr. Ice Cube fetish |DDD Marik: *jumps in surprise before turning around and sighing, slightly red* Hello.. Kitty. > //x//>; Bakura: Meow~ |D *Laughs and nudges him* So. Having fun~? Marik: *snorts* What would you qualify as 'having fun'? I'm eating an icecube. |< Bakura: Well -I- Have no idea what qualifies as fun for -you-. *Pokes* Marik: *pauses, before smirking to self and teasing* ...I'll just say the ice cube fetish doesn't have much to do with the mouth. |3~ Bakura:....*Stares as if his brain has been broken*..... Marik: ....It has to do with the nose! |D *lying, but still just teasing* Jeez, where was your brain at, per... *pauses at his expression* You okay there, 'Kura? o.o; *waves a paw in front of*
-Very long, VERY LOST, Text RP here.-
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:55 pm
11/9 'The One With Several Parts'
Bakura:....To satisfy my curiosity? *Grins back...and pokes again* Ah, I don't want you do die. I have way too much fun with you, fufufufufu...|3 Marik: *snorts* Well... *ponders* Whenever we do test it, it had better be some kind of low-grade poison. |< If such thing exists. I don't feeling like dying anytime soon. *pokes nose with a huff* ...And you're going to get blood all over your hand if you keep doing that. o ^o Bakura: And I don't feel like killing you anytime in the near future |< *Wrinkles his nose with an involuntary 'Nyu~', and pokes again* Pfft. Like I care. *Licks the blood off his paw, grinning* Marik: *grins a bit at the 'Nyu' and pauses* ...Right. I forgot, you're a cannibal. |3; *patpats head* Bakura: *Laughs* If i were a cannibal, you'd be eaten already, cupcake |3~ *Snorts in amusement and uses Marik's tail for a pillow* Marik: ....*pauses and attempts to figure that out before brushing it off* Oh? |3 I've earned a new nickname? Bakura: *Shimmies up closer and starts playing with one of his earrings* Sure have, Sugar Cookie. |3 Unless you prefer Princess? Or Shemale? Or maybe Blondie. Marik: *snorts* Don't forget pretty-boy, Fluffy. |3 *watches him play* Bakura: Of course, of course. *Tugs on the earring*...I happen to be rather bored again...and thinking of experimenting again... Marik: .... *flicks other ear back* What.... Do you plan to experiment with...? >x> Bakura: *Flicks his own ears* Oh I don't know...What first comes to mind is...How fast will one burn after being drenched with alcohol...= 3= Marik: ...Let's not try that right now, shall we~? |3; *pecks on the nose* Perhaps later~? Bakura:....Alllright...>3 *Pecks him back...on the mouth* |DDD Marik: *tailflickblush* Sooo... > ///3///> What do you want to do~? Bakura: *Snerks* I dunno. What do -you- wanna do~? Marik: ...I asked you first, Kitty~ |3 *nips at ear* Bakura:....>///n///> Well if you keep that crap up i'm going to say we go into a random closet. Marik: It's not crap~ |3 *flicks tail* ...But why would we need a closet? o ^o *blinkblink* Bakura:...*Facepaws before leaning up and whispering the reason into his ear* >///w///>
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Ryou: *Sadface* Well that doesn't sound very loving...D8 Are you sure you like him and not just the deal? ; ^; Marik: N-no! D8; I like him. The deal was made awhile back. Kind of a over time sort of thing. o ^o; Ithink. Ryou:...You're very confusing :C Marik: Like I said, the whole thing is kinda complicated. *huffs and nibbles on an icecube* So, uh, how long have you known this Duke kid? Ryou: = u= It'll end up gewd. *Sips his tea*...He said Hi to me 8D And...and...and...He spanked-ed me = u= Marik: *nearly chokes on icecube again and coughs a few times* ....And you haven't asked him out yet? o ^o;;; Ryou:...8C I should huh...*Mumbles to self*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:56 pm
11/12 'The One With The 'On' Button'
Marik: *huffs* >3> Bakura: = A= *Groans and curls up into a ball* Marik: *spots* .. o.o *slinks over too* You okay, Kitty? Bakura: *Lets out a whine* I think...I ate something bad...*Groans again and twitches* Marik: My Ra, you didn't try that poison thing on yourself, did you!? D8 That, or it's all of the raw meat... *fidgets anxiously* Wh-what have you eaten recently? *too absorbed in 'Kura to notice Kitara* Bakura:....=///3///= Erm...M-mixture of...all of the above...? Urh...*Gags and leans away to puke* =///A///= Kitara: walks up to Bakura and Marik. "Be calm but both of you are possessed by evil spirits and I must purify you of them." Marik: For the love of Isis, Bakura! DDX *whinefidget* I-Is there anything I can do? *sits next too, probably as close as possible before whipping around at Kitara, teeth bared* Go.away.now. Before I rip your bloody head off. >[ Bakura: I...*Glares at Kitara*...You have five seconds to go away before i kick your a-*Is stopped and pukes again* =//////n//////= For the love of... Marik: *whinetailflick* I can't believe you tried that on yourself! I mean, you're a spirit and all, but...! DX Bakura: ...=///w///= Welluh... I didn't want -you- to get sick so...yeah. for sci-...*Flops down* Marik: *yips a bit in surprise* DD8 B-Bakura! Are you alright!? *pokepokepokepokepokes* Bakura:...I just don't...feel good...*whimperwhines* D| Marik: D8 Want me to get you something? A bucket? Tea? Water? Steak...? *curls tail around, still fidgeting anxiously* Bakura: =///A///= A bucket would be good...*Grins and laughs* And possibly a night alone with you in bed~ |///3 *Laughs some more, then starts coughing and hacking* D///| Marik: *shakes head and sighs, grinning a bit* Sounds like you've got a bad fever, too... And certainty not if you keep puking all over the place. =w= *pokes nose and scampers off to go grab a bucket* Bakura: ^//////w//////^ Well then i'll stop- *Tosses his cookies again*...puking...*Feels rather faint* @//////x//////@ Yes, i feel fine, Mummy dear... Marik: *skitters back in with damp towels, a back and a few bottles of water and drops them nearby* You better not have died while I was gone... *grins a bit and noses a bucket towards* Bakura: O hay Daddeh~ I dun wanna go to sch- *Buries his head in the bucket* [Insert barfing noises] *Resurfaces* =///3///= ...-school today. Marik: ...Definitely a fever. =x= *siighs and sits next too* You going to be okay...? 8< *rubs back* Bakura: *Whines pathetically* I wanna die D| Marik: ..... *sighs and lays down next too, curling up again* 8< I suppose I don't blame you... Bakura: *Starts bashing his head into the bucket over and over and over and over and over again* Dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb... Marik: D8 Don't do that! *tugs back on shirt collar, grumbling under breath* Because, seriously, if you're going to die, it's not going to be by pukebucket to the head too many times. >8< Bakura: D| Stab me then...*Grumbles and falls back to snuggle into him* Guuuuuhhhh... Marik: Maybe later. *patpats* =w= I do need to get you back for almost killing yourself and giving me a heart attack.... *sighs* .....We are also getting you a toothbrush when you're done. *turns to Brian, tiredly* I don't think soup would help... He poisoned himself. I think if he eats anything now, it'd be another fit of puking all over the place. Bakura: = A= *Groans and goes all limp* Marik: ... *sighs and rests head on* ...You had better get better.. 8< Bakura: *Unexpectedly jumps up and grabs Marik's shirt, growling and eyes bugging out* STAB ME, DAMNIT! STAB ME MULTIPLE TIMES AND KILL ME FOR THE LOVE OF RA! Marik: *squeaks in surprise* DD8;;; ...No! I won't! Let me down, damnit! *wriggles stubbornly* Bakura: YOU HATE MY ******** GUTS, SO STAB ME, KILL ME ALREADY! *Bares his fangs, looking rather crazed* MY ******** INSIDES ARE ON FIRE OR DIPPED IN ********. KILL ME. YOU GIRLY-GIRL. *Lets out a loud whimper* Souru:> x> -=stabs syringe with medicine into Bakura's hindquarters=- Bakura: *Yelps at the jab* AHHYOUBITCHI'MGOINGTOBLOODYMURDERYOUAN-...*zonks out* Marik: *winces a bit before glaring up at, baring teeth back* ....FI-- *watches as he's knock out*...ne? o.o *looks up at Souru* ...Thank you. xwx;; Bakura: .....*Twitchtwitchtwitchtwitch*
---Kyuu turned 'Kura off here and Marik turned him on. *snerk*-
Marik: .... *siiigghhss and turns on again* ...'Kura? Bakura:...*Sleepy blink*...Yes, cupcake? = 3= Marik: Welcome back~ :3 *patpats* Not feeling like acid and fire and suicide, anymore? Bakura:....=///3///= I DO still feel like crap. But. *Makes a face and points to the bucket* D///| Marik: If you try getting me to kill you again, you're staying off for a long time. =x= *looks over to it* ...You need the bucket again? Bakura: *Flails frantically* WHATDOYOUTHIN-*Covers his mouth* =///x///= Marik: *siiigghhss and drags bucket back over* =x= Bakura: [Barfing noises] Ugh...Sorry...=///x///= Marik: It's fine... *rubs back again* It's probably a good thing you're throwing up so much. =w= If not, all the poison would just stay in your body. Bakura:....*Purrs and lays down*...You should massage me...=//////w//////= My back hurts from all this bloody hurling... Marik: Sure~ o wo *scoots a bit closer too and starts to massage upper half of back* Bakura:.....*Muurrrrrrrssssss*....=///w///= Iloveyou~ *Melts from the relaxation* Feels good~ Marik: Heheh... o ////^////o Not... A problem...! *works way down slowly* Bakura: Bloody 'ell, Marik, did you take a class in massage? *Makes an odd little happy noise* =//////w//////= Marik: *shrugs and chuckles a bit* Takes practice, I guess. I've massaged a few people before. *warks way back up again* Heh, I'm told I've always been good with my hands~ Bakura:....*Completely fails to keep his mind out of the gutter this time* O//////////////////////////////x//////////////////////////////O Orlynao? Marik: Mm-hm~! Very good. *has no idea it was dirty sounding* So! ^^ *pats back* Feel better now? Bakura:...=////////////////////w////////////////////= You should show me more of your amazing hand skills~ *Eyebrow waggle* Marik: ....Hm? o wo; *doesn't get it* And why are you blushing so mu....... *longpause* ....Oooooh. Oh. >/////x/////> *thwaps* Bakura: *Thwap'd*...Ow. *Snerks* You are truly blond, Marik. *Leans his head back and smooches him randomly*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:57 pm
11/13- FRIDAY THE 13th!!!! 'The One With The Homicidal Sociopath'
Marik: *lands with a thud* Ow... D| *huffs and sits up* Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Falllands on Marik* x.o Marik: *perks ears at the yelling* o.o That sounds oddly like--- *fallen on and knocked over* ....Bakura. *wheeze* xwx; Bakura: Yes, it is I...x.o *Rolls off* Ugghhh...I still feel crummy :C Marik: *stays in same spot, catching breath* Not as bad, though, I hope? *tailflick* Bakura: Not as bad, thank Ra...*Rubs his head* Had a bloody terrible headache last night... Marik: Well, better than you trying to get me to kill you you're in so much pain, right? *grins and rolls over onto back* If it's of any significance, it's Friday the 13th, at least~ Kitara: is placing talismans everywhere to protect the place from the evil today brings. "Evil be gone, Evil be gone, Evil be gone, Evil be gone,Evil be gone." Bakura:...I pondered waking you up to try and get you to do so...= 3=;; *Grumbles*...Friday the 13th, eh~? *Chuckles* What can we do....what CAN we do...~? Marik: I'm glad you didn't. |3;; *pats and smirks* Well, there does appear to be someone about that we could mess with... *flicks a glance at Kitara, chuckling* Bakura: *Seems to have already read Marik's mind and is now following Kitara closely, grinning* Say whaaat~? Kitara: looks to bakura. "Sir if you can hear me you are being possessed I will try to save you." She holds a talisman up to Bakura. "Evil spirit begone, Evil spirit begone, Evil spirit begone, Evil spirit begone, Evil spirit begone, Evil spirit begone." Marik: *slinks along behind, grinning wickedly* .... *watches the two for a moment and snorts* Oh, nooo! We're dying! *rolls eyes and flicks tail* Bakura:....Ohnoes, whatever shall i do? Someone's chanting like she knows stuff = w= *Turns around quickly, kisses Marik, then turns back around like nothing happened*..Oh. Look at that! A demon possessed me! Marik: *turns a bit red in surprise but tries to cover it up* Gasp! It appears you were, Bakura! Whatever shall we do? Let's just hope I don't become possessed! D; Bakura: *Smirks and turns back around again* How about i steal you away, Tombkeeper~? Marik: *gasps* Oh no! A demon's moving me towards you! *shuffles closer to* Hey, you are a tombrobber. You might just have too~ *nips at and gasps again* The demons! They're getting me! *grins playfully* Bakura: *Cackles wickedly and grabs him roughly* So as a demon, I do believe i must show other demons who's boss~ Or, maybe i should use the stupid female's wording and say 'Evil spirit'. Either way...*Nips at his neck* Marik: *flails pathetically* Oh no, someone help! This evil being is seducing me! D; *snickers and pecks nose* Sounds like you're king of demons, hm~? Bakura: |3 Damn straight I am. *Kisses his neck...then BITES* >3 Marik: *squeaks loudly in surprise* oxo;;;! *pauses for a few minutes before grinning down at with a sigh* ....Bah. I knew you were a cannibal, Kitty. =w= *flicks an ear somewhat uncomfortably* Bakura: Mmmm-hmmm...*Murrs and keeps biting, just a little softer* You really do taste good, Marik~ Marik: ....Hmph. *winces slightly and ponders that* ...What do I taste like? o //^//o Bakura:...Hmm...*Leans back to ponder, muzzle full of blood...ocrap*...Like...Marik i guess...Which is damn good. *Creepy...bloody...grin* Marik: *snorts* Wonderful, I'm my own taste. ... *winces and rubs neck, moaning* For the love of Ra, did you take a chunk out of my neck or something..? *frowns at now-bloodied paw* Bakura:.....D| Not...yet...? Sorry Marik...Got a bit carried off..*Growls and licks the bitten spot* Marik: *huffs, brushing off the 'not yet' bit* I swear, if I die of blood loss or something... D| *leans against at the licking* Bakura: You won't....I hope >.> *Grumbles again and kisses his cheek* I SAID sorry you wanker...Didn't mean to...>//////> Marik: *snorts again and pecks back* S'fine, I suppose.. =w= Hm.. *looks around* We still need to do something for the 13th, before it's too late... Bakura: >///x///> *Grumblemumblegrumble* And yes...yes we do...what would you suggest...?I would suggest trying my other experiment.... Marik: ....*bops on the nose* As long as you're not trying it on yourself. D| Hm... Well... That would be good... Or you could go all vampire on someone again.. Your face is already covered in blood, so.... *ponderponder* Bakura: Hmmm...I could do that...And then i could scare them even more by ACTUALLY biting them...*Grins and tugs at Marik's shirt* Then I'll do you again. Marik: What do you mean by 'actually biting'? D| ... *pauses* ....And I see whut you did thar. > //x//> *bats at, turning slightly red* Bakura: You know...Chompchomp. *Chuckles and runs a paw through Marik's hair* Oh, and I know you did |///3...You like it. Marik: Like, tear a chunk out of them chompchomp? *rolls eyes and nips at ear* =w= ....Hm. *ponders that* Doesn't work, though, since there hasn't been a first time... Therefore, no 'again'. |3~ Bakura: Depends on if they struggle or not...*Grins and bite his ear back* And how do you know there hasn't been a first time...hmmmm~? |3 Marik: .... *eyetwitchtwitch* DD| I... Don't... *twitch* Bakura: *Snickers* Oh calm down, cupcake. *strokes his cheeks rather gently* I was -kidding-. I think... Marik: You think...? Hmph... *huffs and nuzzles into a bit* I would hope not. /I'd like to be awake for that./ |< Bakura: *Nuzzles him back, chuckling* Yes, I honestly don't know if i'm what goes 'bump' in the night ;3 It's an odd habit...*Blinks*...Did you say something? O.o Marik: *blinkblinks* ....Sleepraping people is indeed an odd habit, Kitty. |3; *pats head* ....And what are you talking about? >//.//> I didn't say anything. Bakura: |3~ It's a hobby....*GLARES* I heard -SOMETHING-, Marik. And if it's worth saying once, it's worth saying twice...*Pokes the spot on his neck where he bit* I WILL slap it. Marik: I think your ears are just weird. 8|; Side effect of the poison. Or something.*winces at the poke and attempts to shrink away from, hands clamped around spot* Nothanks. DD| Bakura:...*Frowns and smacks anyways* TELL ME! D< Marik: *yelpwhines* ...No! D'|;; *attempts to scramble away from* Bakura: D8< *Follows and attempts to pin him down* TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME! Or I'll ravage the other side of your neck! Marik: *pinned down* DD8 *whiiinnnee* I won't have any neck left if you do that.... And why do you want to know, anyway!? >8< Bakura: *Digs his claws into him* I don't give a damn. And because I want to know. Just TELL ME, for Ra's sake! Marik: *whiiinnness* ;^; Fiiinnneee... *wriggles uncomfortably* I said... I'd like to be awake if that happened. > //////^//////> Bakura:................o/////////////////^/////////////////o.............Oh..........*backs off*.........oh..... Marik: Itoldyou. >//////////////////////////< *shrinks into a ball, ears completely against head* Bakura:.....*Ponders for a moment....Then pounces and pins down again* Well you're awake now, huuuuuuuuuuuuuh~? |///3 Marik: Umno. I-I'm asleep. > /////////^/////////> *wrigglewrigglemajorblush* Bakura:...Oh...Ra dammit D| *Starts walking off* Marik: .... o //^//o; *blinkblink* /You're waaaayyy too gullible, Kitty./ .....*coughcoughs* Just... Kidding...? Bakura:.....*Stops in his tracks*......=/////^/////= *Facepaws and lays down* Marik: *watches* ... o ^o;; *crawls over too hesitantly* You okay? Bakura: =///^///= I guess...Feel like a bloody idiot...You thi- Ai: *Pops up behind Marik* Well hello there, cutie-pie~ *Giggles* Bakura: *BODYTENSION* stare Marik: *yips a bit in surprise* ...H-Hello....? o ^o;; *hoping it's not a fangirl* Ai: *Giggles girlishly and circles him* Hello to you too, honeybuns~ *Eyes the rod for a brief moment before looking at his neck* Looks like someone had a good dinner....Hmmmm~? *Giggles again* Bakura: 8| *Scurries over to Marik's side* BackoffBitchhe'smine. Ai: *Smirks rather...oddly* Really...? Well, I wouldn't have guessed...You're Bakura, right~? *Points to the other side of Marik's neck* Marik: Heh.. Yeah... o //^//o; *flicks tail and shuffles as close to 'Kura as he can* *watches her, rubbing neck without thinking* Bakura: >8| That'snotwhatitsays,b***h. *Snorts and covers the writing, Hugging Marik close* Ai: Oh? My mistake, it says 'Bakura's sex slave'. *Smiles cutely* Is that better? Bakura:.......o//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////o;;;;;; Notreally. Ai: Awwwww, that's so sweet...*Giggles again* Marik: o//////////////////////////////o; *blinkblinks up at Bakura* ....Eheh... *looks back to Ai* Yeah.... A-Adorable... *cough* Ai: *Grins and tugs at the chains on Marik's top* I may have to erase that and write my own claim on y- Bakura: *Without warning, attacks her with a snarl* [INSERT A DUSTCLOUD OF MORTAL COMBAT HERE, OMY.] Marik: *makes a small 'eep' at the chain tugging* o ///^///o;;;; I-I don't thi--*jumps back in surprise at the two start fighting* DDD8! B-Bakura! [MORE MORTAL COMBAT] Ai: *Snarling, her teeth sunk into 'Kura's tail and clawing at his hindquarters* JLKKHFDSTREDE!!!!! Bakura: *Also a snarling beast, biting into HER tail and clawing at her ribcage* ASDFGHJKFGDSFF!!!! Marik: *fidgets awkwardly, not knowing what to do* DDD8 Bakura: *Punts Ai off of him* b***h D< Ai: *Hisses and lands on her feet* ********! D< Bakura: >8| *Hisses back and scrambles...er...limps back to Marik* I'll rip yours out first. *Snorts* Ai: |< *Goes back off to stab some puppies or something* Marik: Bakura! ohmygodthankrayou'reokay. ;^; *clings* You'renottoobadlyhurtareyou? *rubs back* Sketch: *watches the fray unfold* o^o Alice: *scrolls through her Zune before selecting a song, smirking as the 'Mortal Combat Theme' begins playing from the muffled shoulder-speakers under her sleeves* |3 Bakura:....|3 *Decides to play it up* No...Not...that bad...; 3; Ai: *Somehow still there* Awwww...You should ask for him to kiss your boo-boos~ *Giggles cutely* Bakura:...*Bristles and kisses Marik* Excuse me. I have to go slap a b***h. *ATTACKSAGAIN* Ai: ASDFGHJKL!!!! *ATTACKSBACK* [More...Mortal combat...oh dear] Marik: *whineflail* DD8! Bakura...! Bat!Foxx: *flails from the rafters* Oi, oi, oi!! Stop all that fighting! Else the gods will smite you! D8 .... *pauses for a moment and tries again* Else the gods will smite you! *realizes her Pyramid Head cue isn't working, because he isn't around* ...poop. :[ Ai: *Pops her head out of the dustcloud* Ohhh, Kidlet~ *Jumps out and heads for Brian* Hello little boy~<3...*Looks up at the bat*...I Soviet Russia, I smite the Gods. *Creepy grin* Bakura: *Is now fighting with himself....Finally realizes as he chomps onto his own paw*...For the love of Isis... D| *Limps back again* NOW...I hurt... Marik: BAKURA. *cling* ;^; areyouokay? whatshouldIgetforyou? Ai: Awwwww, but I am leaving him alone~ *Attempting to fix her hair back up* He's gone back to his boytoy anyways~ *Giggles, then looks at Taybor* Ohhhhhh...OwO *skitters..erm...limps up to him* Hello there sweetheart~<3 Bakura: *Not playing it up this time, tearing up a bit*....Hold me? ; ^; Marik: Er.. S-Sure...~? *curls up next too and pulls into lap* You okay...? 8< *petpets* Bakura: *Whimpers and cuddles as close as he can* ; ~; I'm fine...I'MGONNAKICKHERASSINTONEXTFRIDAY D< *Snarlrages but stays put* Marik: Well.. Thank you, I suppose... ;^; *combs through 'Kura's hair with fingers* Iunno what I would've done... Aside from bash her over the head with the Millennium rod, but... *rests head on his shoulder* Bakura: *SCREECHES as his shoulder is rested upon* WATCH IT WATCH IT!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:59 pm
11/14 'The One With The American Hippie'
Marik: *jumps in surprise and takes head off shoulder* Sorry, sorry! DD8 Bakura: *Whimpers softly and gingerly touches his shoulder, only to screech again* ******** b***h...I think...she either...dislocated it...or broke it...*Whimpers...then straightens up*....>.<;;; Marik: *bites lip, watching* Should I go get something...? Get some bandages to patch you up, make a sling...? *fidgets* Bakura: *Sitting as straight as he can, trying to not cry*....I'll be fine, Marik. Nothing I haven't gotten...or been through before. Florence: >w> *Sneaks up...and smacks 'Kura on the shoulder then RUNS LIKE HELL* HEEEHEEEHEEHEEE! Bakura: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!* ASDFGHJHKG I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! *Chases after, only to trip over himself* .....RadamnsonofOsiris... Willow: * Looked at the screeching Bakura* " I guess that's my que." *She walks over to were he was.* Marik: You sure? 8< I could alwa---*cut off by the screech* ... @w@; I think I've gone temporarily deaf. *looks back over to Bakura* Oi... *shakes head and trots over too* You alright...? Bakura: *Growling angrily, in pain* I...really...hurt...bad... Willow: * Looks at Ajax from were she was standing* " Hi, give me a sec it seems he hurt himself." * She turns her attetion to Bakura* Marik: *curls tail around, pressing up against* Now do you want me to get those bandages? = w= Willow: " No, I don't. Just going to put him out of his miseray." * She puts her paws close to Bakura's injured shoulder.* Bakura: Yes...PLEASE...*Can't really move cuz he doesn't want to hurt anymore at the moment...then jumps up and snarls at the female* BACK THE ******** OFF, FREAKOZOID! D< Willow: " Do you want your shoulder fixed or not you a*****e!!!" Bakura: *Bristles and snarls, pinning his ears flat against his head* Not. By. You. Now go away! *Snaps at* Willow: " You know it could heal in less then 5 minutes if you let me do it, but fine if you want it like that be in pain for weeks because its broken." Marik: Kay~ One sec--Bakura! D< *grabs by shirt and jerks back* Quit that, already! *grumbles under breath* For the love of Ra...! *looks up at the girl* I don't think we need your services at the moment. =n= I'm perfectly ca--HEY. D8< Don't you call him an a*****e, witch! *snarltailflick* Bakura: *Snarls angrily and fights to get free for a moment before wincing and sitting still...looking like Christmas has been cancelled* Radamnbitch...*Snarls* Marik: *petpets head* Good Kitty. =n= Now, can I trust you to not tear out someone's throat while I go get bandages, or do I need to drag you along~? Bakura: *Lowers his head as he's patted each time*...While you can still see me. yes. As soon as I'm out of your line of sight....no dice = n= *Digs his claws into the ground* Marik: ...Hm. Well.. *turns to Willow* If he starts attacking you, just yell for me. = x=; Loudly. Ifyou'renotalreadydead. *coughs and turns back to Bakura* ....I'll be right back~ *gets up and wanders off* Bakura: *Sitting still*...I won't start anything but I'll finish it...*Hunched over, all bloody and snarling...looking like something from hell* Marik: *returns with bandages and spots Bakura* .... *frowns and slinks over* You.. Really.. Don't look good... *drops the bandages near and looks over, still frowning* Bakura:.....I don't -LOOK- good? *Looks up with bloodshot red eyes* No s**t, sherlock. You should see what my INSIDES LOOK LIKE. Marik: *rolls eyes and starts to bandage up* Probably all black and shriveled~ = w= You are 3000 years old, after all. *pauses and stares at a blood-spattered part on his cheek* Hm.. *licks paw and attempts to wipe off* ... *mumbles to self, still wiping* You've really got to stop being so quick to jump into a fight... Bakura: *Eyetwitch* I am NOT a mummy, thank you...*Grumbles and stays still* As long as no more crazy-a** women come along...Then again you LIIIIIKE women...= n= Marik: *snorts* They seem to be quite drawn to you. don't the-..... *pauses and makes a face at* ...Yes, which is exactly why I've kissed you so many times. = //x//= *mutters under breath darkly and continues to bandage up* Bakura: = x= Yeah yeah. I'm just irresistible to crazy psychopaths and fake 'oh, i'll heal you' crazies. Not to mention wanna-be priestesses. *Huffs and mutters under his breath as well* Only cuz you wanna shut me up I bet. Or other ulterior motives = x= Marik: *snorts* Obviously, if they've all been attacking you. Maybe you just have some kind of crazy-lady attractor or something.... *pauses again for a minute* .....Well, then, why have you been kissing me? =x= Then again, it's just a joke, am I right? Like you said that first time? *flicks tail and continues to bandage* Bakura: *Huffs and stays quiet, muttering to himself* >///> Marik: I'll take that as a 'yes'. >x> *ties up one more bandage and steps back, ears flicked back* Well, you should be done. No more fighting for you until you're better. *pokes chest and narrows eyes at* Bakura: >x>....*Huffs and lays down* Yes, MUMMY. I'll stay put like a good little b- Ai: *Happens to walk past, carrying a dead bird with several knives stuck in it, humming 'It's a Small World'* Bakura: *Bristles, snarls and gets up as if to chase her down* Marik: Good. If you da-- *also spots and watches him get up* Hellno. >8[ *grabs by back of shirt collar and jerks back* Do you want to kill yourself? *bristles, and watches Ai from the corner of his eye* Bakura: *Snarling and straining against Marik's grip* Lemme at her...Lemme at her...I'll rip that smile off her face...*Snaps his jaws together repeatedly and starts to salivate...er...foam at the mouth* Marik: NO. >[ *pokes his shoulder harshly and attempts to reel back in* If anything, I should kick her a** for almost killing you. Bakura: *Yelps and cowers back, tearing up* That bloody hurts! D| And I can kick my own share of asses KTHX. *Adorably Epic Pouting Maneuver* Marik: *siiigghhss* Not like this you can't. |< .... *sighs again at the pouting and whines a bit* I.. I Just don't want you to kill yourself, okay..? ...*coughs, and attempts to cover self up* Ehm... The gods cards aren't going to win themselves. >x> Bakura: YeahYeahYeah...*Snorts and rubs his eyes* NOW I'm feeling tired...= A=;; *Mumbles something that sounds like 'like'* Marik: Well, then take a nap or something. *curls tail around self, and frowns at* Did you say something...? Bakura: *Snorts* I take a nap and all hell will break loose...*blinks and sighs*...I said i'm sorry i like you. There. Bob's your uncle. *Huffs and lays his head down* Marik: .... *winces at that ever so slightly before making a face at* Who's Bob? I never had an uncle named Bob. =x= *grumbles* And I'm sure you'll be fine if you slept for a few minutes. *pokes* Bakura: >x< It's a saying, Marik. It means 'There you have it'. *Whimpers at the poke and nips at, not really having any more strength*...Murrrr...*Scoots closer to and curls up next to* Marik: *sighs* You and your weird sayings. |< *lets him curl up, and curls tail around somewhat protectively* ... *sighs again and starts to hum a tune* Bakura:...= w=~<3 You have a fairly good voice, Tombkeeper~ *Lets out a contented sigh and tilts his head side to side* Marik: *chuckles a bit* The song's a bit pointless though... I'm humming a tune about defeating imaginary and slaying demons monsters to the king of demons himself. *grins and plays with a bit of his hair, continuing to hum* Bakura: *Chuckles and leans against him* Sounds like an everyday fairytale to me~ Marik: Yeah.. *chuckles and plays the music from the speakers on his shoulders softly* My sister would sing it to me occasionally... So much for that, hm? *flicks tail and continues to play with hair* I'm partnered with a cannibalistic 3000 year old spirit. I'm mot much of a demonslayer. Bakura: *smiles and closes his eyes* I -Really- don't consider myself a cannibal...Maybe a Carnivore...*Nips at Marik's leg, grinning*
----FOREVER LOST IM RP HERE D;----
Bakura: Eh...Mostly Roots and flowers and that...The hallucinogens she keeps for special occasions...*Flicks his tail, limping a bit slowly now* Marik: ...Huh. Alright. *notices his slowing down and looks over too* I don't have to carry you, do I? *grins* Bakura: *Grins and bumps against him* Bridal-style~? *Chuckles and winces* Ah...Think i got a Rib cracked too... Marik: *snorts* If I had too... *frowns as he winces* Seriously, do you want me to carry you, or something? Or do you want to lean on me...? *nudges gently* Bakura: Well we're almost there...*Twitches his ear but leans against him anyways* Almost there... Song: *Sitting in her tent blasting the Beatles and smoking...something....* Marik: I think I can hear it... *chuckles and pauses for a second before singing* Lean on me, when you're not stro-ong, and I'll be your fri-end~ *snickers* Bakura: Yeaaahhhh...I hear Her...*Snerks* I'll help you carry on~ For it won't be long, 'Til I'm gonna need...Somebody to leaaaaaan on~ |///3 Song: *Pokes her head out* Very nice you two. Now either get in here or walk by. *Goes back in* Marik: *chuckles* Seems like you're already leaning on someone~ *nuzzles behind ear and slips into the tent* Bakura: *Purrs and slips in with* Of course, Marik~ *Chuckles and waves a paw* 'Ello, poppet~ Song: For the love of Christ...*Stares at him, taking a drag from her...erm...'cigarette'* Didja get into a fight with a lawnmower or something? *Starts taking out jars and bottles and boxes from the drawers and shelves* Marik: *chuckles* Close enough... *watches her curiously, sitting down* Bakura: *Rolls his eyes* Just a crazy psycho b***h. I need to feel better. Song: *Smirks as she inspects his torn-up tail* Really? Wanna get better to bang your boyfriend here better? *Laughs* Bakura: o////////////////////////////////o NO! For the love of Isis i just want to feel better! D//////| Marik: o////////////////////////////////////////////o .... *coughsqueaklongpause* .....So. Ehm. Wh...What're you going to give him? o////^////o Song: Well for them bones he seems to have snapped, I'll be makin a juice mix ta speed up the process of healing...and for these...*Jabs at one of his many gashes* Bakura: *YELPS and clings to Marik, eyes watering again* >////////<;;; Song: *Smirks* A mash. *Starts taking out a bunch of bottles with different-colored liquid* You two can make out while i make the fixins. Bakura: D//////| Song for the fifteenth bloody time....>//////////////////////////////////////< Marik: *narrows eyes slightly as she pokes him, and continues to watch* Well, thank you, Song. ^///^; We really appreciate it. *turns back to 'Kura, grinning teasingly* Aww, you mean we can't~? |3 Bakura: Thank you So-.....*Snerks and leans his face close to Marik's* You sayin' ya wanna~? Song: |3~ *Giggles, snuffs out her join-...er...cigarette and starts mixing juices* Jeeze. Get a room. Bakura: *looks around*...We're in one |3~ *Cackles* Song: *SNERKS and keeps working* Marik: *snickers at their conversation* ...Maaayyybee~ |//3 Bakura: *Huffs and leans back on Marik* Ehhh u/////./////u Even if i wanted to...I don't feel up to it... Song: *OVERTHETOPREACTION!* Whaaaat? >w> *Pulls at his ear* You're always talking about raping him...now you're not up to it? Hell just froze over! Bakura: >//////////////////////////////////////////////////< Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup! Marik: *snerks* I think it might just have... That, or he's more sick than we thought he was.... |///3~ *nuzzles back of 'Kura's ear* ......Or the apocalypse just started. One of those three. Song: *Chuckles* One of the three~ |3 *starts shaking a bottle* Bakura: Oh sod off you two >/////////< I swear to Ra i'll...*Purrs and leans against Marik's nuzzles* |//////3~~~~ Marik: You'll purr like a cat, hmm~? |3~ *nips at ear, chuckling* Bakura: Shut up...>////n////> *Elbows him then yips in pain* >.<;;; Song: *Chuckles and turns around, holding a cup of...something* Alright you. *Gives it to 'Kura* Drink it while i work on the goop for your wounds. *Turns back to work* Bakura: A'ight~ *Gulps it down...then starts sputtering and choking* ORA THIS STUFF IS AWFUL D| Song: DRINK IT. *Keeps working~* Bakura:....*Stares at the cup*....>.>;;;; Marik: *watches him for a minute* C'mon, Kitty~ *nudges gently* Doctor and Song's orders~ <3 It's about the only way you can get better... Bakura: >x>;;;; *Whimpers* Can I...at least have some...honey? Song: >8| *Looks at him with an evil eye, adjusting her glasses* THAT IS NOT TEA. IT IS MEANT TO HELP YOU. Bakura: *Cowers against Marik and starts gulping, making a face* Marik: *nuzzles the back of his ear again* Just don't throw it back up.. You can do it....~ Bakura: *Finishes...swallows....then makes a disgusted face* > xO EWWWWW. *Attempts to clean his tongue on Marik's shirt* >P Song: *Mashing things* Marik: Good jo---WHATAREYOUDOING? D| *flails* Stop licking my shirt...! I mean, I know it was bad, but...! Bakura:...Oh fine. *Licks the corner of his mouth* That better~? |///3 Song: *Snerks and starts scraping everything she's mashed into a big bowl* Marik: ...*majorblush* o//////////o ....I-I guess....? Bakura: >w> *Licks again* Song: Okay, stop making out now. *Slaps some of the goop...which looks a sickly green...on his tail woulds* Bakura: *SCREECH* OH MY GOD THAT STINGS! *Yanks his tail away* NO D< Song: YES. *Yanks it back and keeps smearing* Marik: *huffblushes and watches* Remember, it's the only way you'll get better quickly~ >w> *nips at ear and turns to Song* So, ah, Song, this won't give him hallucinations or anything, right? o ^o; Bakura: >///n///> Yeah. Quicker i get better the quicker i can fu-*SCREECH* OW SONG D| Song: Watch your mouth, you big baby...*Grins at Marik as she starts on Bakura's arm wounds* There's a slight chance with everything i have one ingest. Buuuuutttt, if you specifically WANT him to go coocoo...*Smirks* Marik: *laughs weakly* More like the opposite.... I have no idea how Ki--Bakura'd act if he was.. o ^o; Iwouldalsofearformysafety *coughs* Just kind of a wait and see sort of thing though, hm? Bakura: D| *Lays against Marik, whimpering pitifully, crying a little* It...stings...Andiheardthat > ^> Song: *stops and grabs something else and hands it to Marik* Here~ *Continues finishing up Bakura's back* Marik: Heard what? >w> I said nothing~ *nuzzles again before staring at the thing he was handed* ....Am I supposed to eat this or something? o ^o *curls tail around 'Kura* Bakura: |///3 You know you said something. *Nips at his lower jaw* You sh- *YIPE* Song: Yes. Eat it. *Laughs* Alright, Done with that. *Walks out of the tent to go and wash out the bowl* Marik: Pssh, not my fault I'm afraid for my well being if you were all drugged-up or something. = //w//= You'd probably act like you did when you were drunk. That was scary. *nibbles on the thing* ....OwO! 'Kura, I have no idea what you're talking about, with the stuff tasting bad... *takes larger bites* This thing's delicious! *tailwag* Bakura:....>.> Gimmie that. *goes to...bite it out of his mouth* 3///|< Marik: Hellnothisismine. D|< *jams the rest of it in his mouth and scoots away from, tail flicking* Ge' 'ur ohwn...! Bakura: 3|< GIVEITTOME! *Follows and tries to pin him down again, trying to grab it again* Marik: *pinned down, but moves mouth to the side and away from* Nruuuuuh! D|< Ge' offa 'eh! *wriggles and tries to chew faster* Bakura: >8C *Stands over him* Let. Me. Have. Some. *Totally not noticing he's in some severe pain rite thurr* Or else. *Hold his face still and leans down, smirking* Marik: NRUH. >8| *clamps jaw shut as well as he can and chews, waaay to focused on keeping the stuff away to notice the awkward position* Bakura: >8| *Clamps his mouth over Marik's* GIFF. Marik: MMPH. >8| ..... *can't breath* MMMMMPPPPH. D8; *flails and attempts to open mouth* Bakura: >83 *STRUGGLE FOR THE YUMMY THING* Song: *Wanders back in*....*Snerk* I knew you two would take advantage of alone time |D Bakura: O//////////////////////////////////////////////O *LEAPAWAY* Marik: *swallows the rest of it, coughing a few times* ....He started it, trying to steal whatever you gave me. D/////| *glareglares at before turning to Song* Whatever it was, it was delicious! 833 *tailwag* Bakura: >//////> I just...wanted some...*Sulks in the corner like a whipped puppy* Song: *Laughs and rolls herself another joi...er...cig-...SCREW IT! It's a joint!* Oh you two. So much tension. And yes. It's my special puff. *Tosses one to 'Kura* Bakura: *emoemoemoemoemocakes* Marik: Oh! Like a creampuff? 83 What'cha put in it? *wags tail before looking over to Bakura* ... 8<; ....Whoops. *slinks over too and prods gently* You okay...? What's the long face for? Song: I put something yummy. *Puffs then Grabs 'Kura by the shirt collar and basically kicks him out* DON'T BE EMO IN MY HAPPY SPOT. Bakura: *Punted out...lands on his bum* OW! ; ^; My sensitive little bottom... Marik: Pff, obviousl--Hey! D8; *watches as 'Kura's punted out* Well, er, thanks again, Song~ *flees slinks out of the tent, over to Bakura* You alright...? Bakura: *Still all emo cakes, though nomming on one of the super special awesome delicious treats* ; ^; Marik: ... *huffs and watches* ...Oooh, you got one~? 83 *creeps closer too and nips under chin* Share~? Bakura:....*SNAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL* *Shoves it all in his mouth like a chipmunk* >x> HMPH. Marik: *pouts* ...*snickers* You look funny like that~ |3 *pokes one of his cheeks* But c'mooonnn! D8 *nips under chin again* Marik: *pouts* ...*snickers* You look funny like that~ |3 *pokes one of his cheeks* But c'mooonnn! D8 *nips under chin again* Bakura:....>3> *Cheeks is poked and half-chewed treat gets spewed on Marik* Thar. Nu moo. *omnomnomnomnomnom* |3~ Marik: ...Ewwww! DD8 *flails and attempts to wipes off* That was disgusting, Bakura..! Ugh! DX *wipewipewipewipe* Bakura: *Chuckles and swallows* |3 Well you wanted some...*Licks off what's left on his face* Missed some~<3 Marik: *blushes* > ////^////> Not puked all over me, I didn't...! And...Thanks...? Bakura: Well my mouth was full. You poked my cheek. You do the math. *Nuzzles* So it's your fault in all actuality, blondie...*Finally realizes he's in pain*...^-^;;;;;;;;;;;; Marik: *huffs* Well you could've kept some of it in..... *tilts head at* You alright....? Bakura:....*Eyetwitch* I'm fine. Yes. I'm alright. *Tailflick* I just...forgot that...her stuff doesn't work...immediately...>.<;;;; You know... Marik: Ah... Right... You should rest~ <3 I bet you'll feel great when you wake up! Bakura:....No thanks. *Shakes his head* Knowing Song, this crap'll do something...Bad >.> Marik: Wha...? DD8 Why would it do something bad? ....And what's your definition of bad? Shouldn't it be making you feel better...? Bakura: Well...Yeah. It'll help but...somehow it'll mess me up...I just know it D| She's weird....OR it may do nothing to me at all. *Nods* And at most...I'll run around like an idiot dreaming/hallucinating about making love to y-...o////////////////////////////////////////////////////o...er...A really hot chick. Yeah. >///////////////////////////>;;;; Marik: .... *makes a face at*.... *longpause* ....For some odd, odd reason, I can't picture you with a girl. .... *snorts and ponders that* ....Must be some really messed up drugs. 8< *petpets* Good luck...? Bakura:....=//////w//////= Phew...*Flips his hair a little bit* Ahhh...well...It's happened...before...Yanno. |3~ *Snickers and stretches, popping his joints a bit* o///.///x...Oi. She needs to come up with insta-fixes...It'd be faster... Marik: That'd be nice.. *tilts head a bit* Insta-fixes that tasted like that thing she gave us. *chuckles* Without the hallucinations. So... *yawns a bit and sits* How long does it take for the hallucinogens to wear off...? Can you tell if you're going to get them...? *pokes his leg* Bakura: *Curls up next to him* Mmmm...that'd be nice...Better than the other crap...*Stretches out and lets out a cat-like yawn* Nyaaaaawwwwnnnnnn....~ *curls back up, twitching an ear* Iunno...last time it took three days...and it's...usually...a surprise thing. Marik: ...Huh. Well, we'll just have to wait and see, hm~? *lays down next too, chuckling* You completely deserve the nickname 'Kitty'.... Bakura: *Laughs lightly and nuzzles his cheek* Mrow...~*Rubs up against the best he could* -Your- Kitty~<3 *purrrs* Marik: *chuckles and nips at ear* You know, I am considering getting you a collar... *grins* And hellyes you're mine~ |3 Bakura: Mmmm-hmmmm...I ca-ca-ca...Nyaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn...*Purrs and lays his head on Marik's back* Mmmrrraaa...Mrrrr...*falls dead asleep*
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