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 Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:02 pm
The Following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing First.........
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:52 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:53 am
 " Pantera's "I'll Cast a Shadow"" hit the PA as Draze came out to a huge pop from the crowd pounding his head and chest. At the top of the ramp, He then threw 8 punches, causing red pyrotechnics to blast behind him. Next he clapped his hands together causing the gold pyros to blast in front of him. He then made his way to the ramp, tagging fans hands. He then entered the ring, as he took off his hat, shades, and jacket, as he waited on Trevor and his oppoenents. He knew this would be tough, and one hell of a match.  "Now residing in LA, weighing in at 280lbs, the Dragons Haze, DRRAAAZZZZEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:06 pm
The camera swings around to a man sitting in the audience, a man recognized by an on-screen prompt as Christopher Cross. At first, it appeared this man was only here to watch the match, but before too long he gets to this feet and throws himself over the barrier dividing the fans from the in-ring action, causing said fans to erupt with cheers. After a few moments, the guys in the back manage to bring up "Pride" by Soil over the PA system, as Cross slides into the ring and walks over to Draze, a big smile on his face. What is it with Chris and smiling? He must be on prozac or something, because he seems perpetually happy. Chris gives Draze a pat on the shoulder, before running toward a turnbuckle and jumping up on it, performing the sign of the cross, as he is expected to do, pulling his t-shirt off and throwing it out towards the fans, leaving himself in a pair of chucks and a blue jeans. He dropped off the turnbuckle and walked to Draze again, extend a hand towards him as a sign of good faith. Was this in some way planned? Or was it a spontaneous, and rather nonsensical, way for Cross to make a debut? Probably the first one, as this appeared to be a one time only deal.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:41 pm
Draze smiled although he was perplexed. "What the hell?" he thought to himself.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:13 pm
"Looked like you were waiting, friend. Just thought I'd lend a hand." Cross was obviously hinting that he was going to be his substitute partner for the match.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:06 am
Draze nodded as he and cross waited on Jed and Joshua.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:36 am
To The Limit!!
The crowd was wondering who was entering next, hearing music they'd never heard before!
Do you wanna know about the box
A casket with padlocks
Broken off the hinge, b***h, eat a c**k
Buried in the earth then forgotten about
Feelin' good like a ********' first day out
was blasting over the speakers, and once Blaze's verse came out, the crowd was treated to the sight of Joshua Danielson and Jed! A picture of a Hatchet Man on fire shown over the screen with a slit down the middle of it. The people at home only saw the titantron. Two men walked through the slit. The men were Josh and Jed! they were wearing sets of gold.First were WWE:IA tag belts, and the second set was GCW Tag belts!
They kept walking, and as they were, the people at home were shown Jed at the top of the ramp. The crowd wasn't sure what to think, seeing as how this was the first time they had seen Joshua and Jed together in Demolition Pro Wrestling. Jed raised his right arm into the air as Joshua pulled a bottle of Faygo out of his back pocket, and drank some of the cola. Jed kept his arm up in the air as Josh took a step forward and sprayed up in the air with the cola!! Jed of course had lowered his right arm as Josh sprained the soda! As they walked, the crowd started chanting "American Born Heroes"! Jed looked at the crowd, noticing a few cool signs, but none he cared to remember, so he kept walking. He gave Joshua a high five once they made it halfway down the ramp. After the five, Joshua tossed the Faygo bottle into the crowd, and hopped onto the apron before climbing through the ropes and into the ring as Jed slid into the ring at the same time! Joshua and Jed now stood next to each other with their matching shirts. They both said "American Born Heroes!" on the back of them. On the front, they both had Jed and Joshua about to punch each other in the face with their right hands! Jed and Joshua raised there GCW tag gold into the air mirroring each other while the WWE:IA belt stayied around there waist. The ref was trying keep Draze and Cross back as Jed asked for a microphone.
^Josh^
^Jed^
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:37 am
Cross backed into a the corner and leaned against the turnbuckle, slowly cross his arms as he awaited what everyone knew was coming. At least what he assumed was coming from the times he had seen The American Born Heroes get on the mic.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:52 pm
Draze just stood there. He was getting rather annoyed by the delay.
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:44 pm
"We are making our American Born debut here tonight!" The crowd had a mixed reaction as the crowd loved both, but hated them for some strange reason. " You all know the drill. I'd like to introduce ourselves. We are the America Born Heroes! and we are proud to be here in America!" The crowd cheered at the simple, and easy, pop. "Now as most of you might know, or might not, my name is Jed! I am a man that takes a shower with a car battery in my bathtub! " The crowd is still somewhat confused as he had said the same thing in WWE:IA! "I am a man that goes down the street to snort crack off your mothers a**!" The crowd gave a mixed reaction. " As I keep talking you all get smarter. " Jed paused.."That is it. I usually say the same thing over, and over, and over again. Such as ""I should be a public speaker then maybe some of these Mexican, Canadians, and even European people here in America will finally be able to speak ENGLISH!!! "" but tonight I feel we should move on.
Just for tonight... We are going to move past the niggers, the wetbacks, and the honkys to talk about music. The definition of music, according to google.com.." Jed stood straight up while fixing his belts before talking again. " Music is." Jed coughed before speaking." An artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner. " Jed waited in the middle of the ring for a few seconds letting it sink in.. " ******** that. That hasn't been true since the making of a Jay Z album!" The crowd booed Jed at saying that. " WHAT? I could have said Lil Wayne? Seeing all he does is rap about being shot..His story is worst than that other ****** 50 ceant!" Jed said his name wrong on purpose.
"Lizets mizove izon. Izi izate rizap. Forshilliedizzle hizzles. mynizziles. kaizzles. mizziles? " Jed put his hand up and in a west side sign while crossing his arm! " Any ways.. Before I hand the microphone off to my home skillet." Jed unfolded his arms right before he used quotation marks with his fingers. "I'd like to say one thing. We are the team that wears the t-shirts, while they wear short skirts!" Jed passed it off to Joshua Danielson. Jed said something to Josh mentioning Rev of Avenged sevenfold!"
^Josh^
^Jed^
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:00 pm
Now Draze was pissed. He then rolled out of the ring, and grabbed a chair. He then began to walk up the ramp way.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:43 am
Cross watched Draze as he was apparently about to take his ball and go home. Well, this certainly wasn't what he expected when he came out of the crowd here tonight. He expected the racist remarks from ABH, but who didn't?
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:30 pm
Joshua grinned as he took in the crowd’s jeers! Before he even raised the microphone to his mouth, he dodged out of the way of an oncoming bottle, which just so happened to be the Faygo he tossed into the crowd earlier! Once he started though, the crowd took notice.
“Hello everybody… Or to my African audience… Whassssssup my niggers!”
The crowd gave a huge boo as The Punisher continued.
“Seeing as how my partner and friend introduced himself, I might as well do the same. I am the primetime premier, the pain killer, the lady thriller, THE PUNISHER, but better known… As one half of the American Born Heroes themselves… Joshua Danielson! And I come here tonight, to not only discuss music with you ignoramuses here in the crowd, but to discuss our opponents.
“When I see all the white people in this crowd wearing shirts saying ‘Lil Wayne’ or ‘50 Cent’, honestly, it makes me want to beat the living s**t out of them. To see such decent American white folk, wearing shirts with the faces of ugly niggers on the front of them. How pathetic? When they could be listening to decent AMERICAN groups, like Metallica… KISS… Avenged Sevenfold… And of course, how could I forget… TAYLOR SWIFT!”
The crowd booed the holy ******** out of Joshua for comparing KISS to Taylor Swift, but he kept right on going!
“Speaking of Avenged Sevenfold… I hear that a certain member of their band passed away lately…”
The crowd started to chant “Jimmy Sullivan! *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap!*” before Joshua cut them off!
“Listen up you asian whores and cotton picking ********! I’ma tell you why that b*****d died! He’s a complete jackass, in a shitty band, who decided to do a shitload of drugs. Well ******** that, and ******** him! ******** him, ******** Michael Jackson, and ******** any other musician that died in the past year! They're all stupid ********, because they're either retarded, niggers, drug abusers, or a combination of the three! Oh, and um... For our oriental fans... ******** Wooper. And ******** Pokemanz!"
The crowd booed heavily as Wooper happened to be a fan favorite!
"Now, tonight, we've got Draze and Christopher Cross... Oh... Wait... Chris Cross! You remember that rap group Jed, Cris Cross? God... They failed almost as much as you two will fail in facing us... Our speed will make your eyes go criscrossed! We'll beat you guys worse than when Dr. Death got Dr. Bombed by DEATH HIMSELF!
“Speaking of which… Jed, would you like to say a few words about our opponents?”
Joshua motioned to pass the mic to Jed.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:18 pm
Jed was handed the microphone. Jed watched Draze stand near the top of the ramp. He wasn't sure why he went up there seeing ABH were in the ring. Jed took the microphone!
"Okay I'll say something about this two wrestlers! Christopher..I'll give yoiu some credit. You have talent! But you know who also has talent..Cartwright. Take that as you want to! "
The crowd laughed at what Jed said.
"But Draze! You are the worst wrestler in the world. Me and you broke in the biz around the same time.. And If I were to do a here and now chart of both our careers. You would have move down in the world, while I am at the top. Holding these belts!"
Jed raised the GCW tag belt while the WWE:IA stayed around his waist! Jed lowered it as he raised the microphone to his lips.
"Draze. If I have to compare you to an NFL team. I would say you are the Raiders!! "
Jed stood in the ring looking at Cross.
" Draze why haven't you quit already? You should just go to the back right now! The Strong Style is in the ring right now, so just go to the back and take your ball and chain home!"
The crowd just watched as Jed drop the mic just watching Draze and Cross. Jed was waiting for the bell to ring!
^Josh^
^Jed^
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