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 Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:02 pm
This is the Hall of Fame, where conversations of Epic (and Hilarious) Proportions are posted to be read and remembered for a very long time! So, read, post and talk about it, and enjoy!
(To suggest an epic moment, PM me with general or starting page number and a general summary of what went down)
Navigation
1st Post: Stalkerchick vs. Edward Elric
2nd Post: Appearance of the Llama Overlords!
3rd Post: Llama Overlords and Vampire Cows vs. Stalkerchick!
4th Post: Dark and Stalker break up!? D:
5th Post: Random late-night shiz!
6th Post: Wolf Quotes!
7th Post: Dark's Infomercial Problem?
8th Post: Getting high on Whip cream and the Giant Domo!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:10 pm
Stalkerchick vs. Edward ElricStalkerchick I'll remember the curse by tomorrow! Ahahah! It has been lifted and now it is Dark's! Teehee!!!!!
So shut-up, shorty!
Our memories aren't as short as you!!!
.......-cracks up laughing I had too- ><
Dark Wolfs Moon Ed: "OH YEAH, REAL NICE! WHP ARE YOU TO INSULT ME FOR BEING SHORT WHEN YOUR TEMPER IS SHORTER THEN MAGGIE IS SMART?! HUH!? YOUR JUST A COLORADO HICK WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PICK ON PEOPLE FOR BEING FUN SIZE WHEN BLAH SITTING ON THE COMPUTER BLAH BLAH HOW LONG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH NOT SHORT BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...
eek I'm not responsible for anything Ed says in his... rampages.
Stalkerchick @ Ed: ....-falls over laughing-
Is funny because is true! -has shortest temper around-
But your temper is pretty short too, pal - Mr. Blow up whenever someone says anything about short!
Hey! Mah best friend be fun sized and me loves her D<
And I iz not a Colorado hick! You're more of a hick than I am! At least I have a more expanded vocabulary that excdeeds the words "Blah blah blah blah blah!"
Why, yo' vocabulary so short, I think we've found something shorter than you!
rofl
Dark Wolfs Moon Ed: "Oh, I see. Your just so uneducated you can't grasp any words longer than 4 letters! Here, let me try and make you a sentence you can understand, 'I am not a hick, you are hick from the west that came from the middle of no where.' Oh, wait, a five letter word. Did you comprehend that? Would they have called me a genius and survived the Gate that can't even use basic English? NO! So go crawl back into your mountain cave and stay out of arguments you can't win! scream -Glares at Jay- Shut up!
Ellie: "Ugh, you guys are dumb. Ed, your short, deal with it."
Ed: "Shut up, Ellie! I don't need your two-cents on this! Stalkerchick @ Ed: Wow, big words for someone so short. -should really stop that, but it's SO much fun!- Now let me tell you something about your intellect, boy, I can make your body so sanguinary that people won't be able to tell if that's your coat, or your coat (<---- Ahaaa, play on words, you see what I did thaarrr? =D )
Secondly, Mountain caves are warm, cozy, and fluffier than you can ever imagine being. However, they are not as awesome as mountain dew. -tosses him a can- Oh, but be careful, it'll stud your....Nevermind.
Thirdly, dis haz be iz mah thread, and I made you talk2hand Mmhmm, yeah, I went there~
Lastly, I'm not going to hold in a joke just because your pathetic little baby mind is too sensitive to take it and laugh at yourself - what's wrong, Ed? The equivilent exchange take your balls, too? I'm sowwy if I hurt your poow wittle feewings sad
Why don't you go cry to -drops it, because she's about to cross into a line that is no longer arguing and is just plain mean-
Okay, yeah, that last thought was pretty just mean. I'm sorry ^^;
Jay: -is rolling on the ground laughing so hard- Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!
Vodka: -sighs- Children! -retrieves Stalker's drama smashing hammer from Strawberry and points it at Stalker and Ed- >[ Dark Wolfs Moon
That Equivalent exchange take your balls" made me laugh SO HARD XD
Ed: -snarls- "I Don't have time for this. C'mon, Ellie." -transmutes a small den- SHE'S not allowed in!" -points at Stalker-
Ellie: -eyebrow raise- "Your not the boss of me, Ed. Accept your loss and take it like a man." -looks at Vodka- "Is that a hammer?"
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:35 pm
Appearance of the Llama Overlords and Vampire Cows!
(This is a lot of posts O.o) -A Hollow Shell A Nobody- ya they seem to drama-ish they must be plotting! dramallama Coco Kitte WORLD DOMINATION BY DRAMA LLAMAS~ dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama --dies-- -A Hollow Shell A Nobody- oh they seem harmle- ahhh they're eating my leg! dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama Coco Kitte
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DDD8 the crazy guy down the street was right!!
Drama llamas are dominating the world as we know it DDDD=
-A Hollow Shell A Nobody- Nooooooooo! *is fully eaten by drama lama as another one steps closer to kitty plotting to eat her* Coco Kitte --dashes off with your toe, the only thing they didn't eat-- DDDDD'= i shall bury it........IF LLAMA'S DON'T EAT ME!! scream --trips on a llama hoof, and gets eaten-- -A Hollow Shell A Nobody- noo im a toe *hops around and falls* Coco Kitte But i rather be a toe then a nose D'= emo -A Hollow Shell A Nobody- a nose?stpid llamas leaving random body parts dramallama dramallama I mean amazing llama overlords dramallama biggrin -A Hollow Shell A Nobody- where..is.. your mouth located? dramallama dramallama dramallama I EAT EVERYTHING!!ZombieDazzles Psh, the llamas ain't got nothin on me talk2hand -flops hand in front of him-
.....  -glomps the Pit- 4laugh -A Hollow Shell A Nobody- Quote: Psh, the llamas ain't got nothin on me talk2hand talk2hand -flops hand in front of him- LLAMAS attack! Coco Kitte 
Cows will stand up to the llama's says the nose ZombieDazzles Link:  -pads over and slays the llamas for Shawny, then tilts his head at the cow- question -pants- Thanks...Link...now what about...my arm!!! D:
AHHHHH!!!!!! Oh, the agony!! -A Hollow Shell A Nobody- llama commander dramallama llama's you have my permission to...EAT HIM!!!and leave the toenails!! dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama ZombieDazzles Link: -determined grin and valiantly defends the Zombie- -A Hollow Shell A Nobody- llama commander dramallama llamas retret retret maybe we will have some toes and nosesNOOOOOO!!! And Zombie Dazzles, or more specifically, Link, won that one!
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:57 pm
Llama Overlords and Vampire Cows vs. Stalkerchick!
ZombieDazzles
dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama : -attempting to attack while the shop is weak-
We, the overlord Llamas, shall be VICTORIOUS! And with our new friends, the Vampire cows ( ) none shall stop us.
DX -squeals like a girl and flails at them, before fleeing with PackSister on back-Stalkerchick
stare -growls furiously and roars, before breaking a Llama's neck, ripping it off, and beating the others with it. When that weapon got too beat up to use, she destroyed another Llama, this time ripping off it's hooves to use as projectiles, and killed the cows-
You can take your overlord victory, and shove it right up your a**!! Wait....You don't have one! Because you're dead! Dead dead dead!~ ^_____^
I already kicked it too hard for anything but my boot to fit xP
Wolves: ........o.o -are quiet-
wins again! Very....very... very violently.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:16 am
Dark and Stalker break up!? D:
*Note: No Stalkers or Darks were harmed in the making of this Kodak moment. Dark Wolfs Moon Your no prize either, Ms. I-keep-my-mouth-open-like-a-fish-all-the-time-and-laugh-like-a-hyena-on-crack. stare Stalkerchick D: you really think all that stuff about me, Dark? cry Dark Wolfs Moon Yes, I hate you! scream I only tolerate you for the shop and your good at RP and that's it!  Stalkerchick crying That's so hurtful, Dark!  I thought you loved me! You lied to me!! How could you!? D: Dark Wolfs Moon I never loved you! Just...just GO! I never want to see you again! crying scream gonk Stalkerchick crying if that's the way you feel, then fine! I won't stay to offend you! Ahuh! -runs out crying- Dark Wolfs Moon -A few years later- *calls you at midnight* You were the best thread buddy I ever had! And I didn't know how good you were until Iost you! Please take me back! please oh please!!!!1!!!11 crying crying crying Stalkerchick  I'm sorry, Dark. I've moved on to bigger and better things. (Jay: That's what she said -beaten-)It's too late now. I'm sorry. But you'll just have to do the same - I don't want you back. Dark Wolfs Moon (rofl at Jay XD) But, yous the only 1 fur me! I cant move on cuz ur the only 1 i can luv!!!1 ther willl nevur b any1 else fur me! crying crying crying gonk gonk gonk gonk (L33t talk makes it more pitiful ninja , yes?) Stalkerchick (Yush, it does make it more pitiful) Dark, if you call me again, I will file a restraining order. Move on with your life, woman! I've moved on with mine, and now it's time for you to do the same. You're the one who gave this up, and now, you can't ever have it back -hangs up- Dark Wolfs Moon -cries like a baby all night, then goes and find a super-hot new boyfriend- "Oh, Stalker....Didn't think I'd see you here...in the thread....you own...  (But really I knew) This is Steven, my gorgous new boyfriend whose amazing in bed... a lot better than you ever were. Yup, I'm glad I moved on! How have you been? I'm really happy with me new boyfriend. (But really I'm not) Stalkerchick "Oh, hey Dark. Didn't think you ever wanted to see me again, but I'm glad you've found someone that makes you happy! smile " -kills with kindness- >D Dark Wolfs Moon Oh, no...Not really, I kinda hate you now but...s**t happens, right? It makes me totally happy. (But not as happy as I was with you) -cuddles new boyfriend over zealously- I LOVE YOOOOOUUU!!!!!!! PLEEEZZZ TAKE ME BACK!!! -to you-Stalkerchick Sorry to hear that, Dark, because I was really hoping we could still be friends. But oh well, s**t does happen I guess. -doesn't hear last part and starts to walk away- Dark Wolfs Moon NOOO!!! STALKER WAIT!!! -Runs out in the (Convenient) rain after you, but you're gone already, and falls down into the soaking wet street- NOOOOO!!! I LOVE YOOOOU!!! DDDDDXX -begins to cry but my tears just look like the cold, depressing rain that's falling on my face- ALTERNATE ENDING! Stalkerchick -plays world's smallest violin- xP Dark Wolfs Moon -Plays death metal on the worlds smallest electric guitar, which obviously beats the stupid violin- IN YOUR FACE! scream -Fails to notice the small text- That's right! I win! In your face! >D
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:17 am
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/breedable-changing-pets/silent-shadows-fs-pg-2-make-a-pet-tonight/t.51630340_6271/
I'M LAZY! ME DOES IT LATER!!!!!
-starting with, WHOO, OBAMA!!!!!!-
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:18 am
Memorable Wolf Quotes! Dark Wolfs Moon Yo Home-Dawg! Hades: "please, for what little dignity Blacks have left, please stop now! Dark, you fail at talking like a "G" in every way!" gonk Dark Wolfs Moon Yes! I will be the savior of mankind! sorta... I will save them from the idiocy and greed of they're own kind with self-sacrifice! I MUST EAT!!!! -jumps on Hades- TO MCDONALDS!!! scream I AM NOT hauling your fat a** home when this is done! talk2hand Stalkerchick Sounds....sticky, and messy.Jay: You mean like you were last night!? =D rofl
-pinches bridge of nose, and slams muzzle to the ground- If you say one more perverted thing, I swear to god! ><
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:19 am
Dark's Infomercial Problem? Whenever I find it, It'll get posted! ...Probably. Depends of my level of laziness.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:20 am
DemonicHellWolf ninja ninja -ninjurs off after taking the spray cans of whipped cream, shakes it and sprays everyone with and puts cherry on top- o 3o ninja Dark Wolfs Moon -Arseus and Hades grin and look at each other- Hades: "Hey, when your not using the cans anymore, can we have them?" twisted Arseus: "Yeah, when there's no whipped cream left!" twisted Ellie: "Aw, you guys are gonna try and get high on Nitrus Oxide? I wanna try it too!"  DemonicHellWolf ninja Kalona: -takes the cans from me cause their empty and tosses them at Hades and Arseus- here your gonna give the human ideas >.<;;; she's stupid enough as it is o.O HEY D ninja Dark Wolfs Moon Hades: "OMFG YEEESSS!!!" -presses the can's nozzle and inhales the air-Arseus: -Takes a different bottle and does the same-Ellie: -Take two, sticking one up each nostril and giggles-Ed: "This is like a dairy hippie circle..."  DemonicHellWolf ninja
Kalona: -sighs- ahh what the hell -joins the other wolves-
-sighs and facepalms- and he says i'm a f'ing retard!
ninja Dark Wolfs Moon Ellie: -trips first and randomly sings screamo- "If your down mother ******** then throw your hands up, Get loose in the club,We're gonna tear the party up, Get Cruunk! Get Crunk! Get Cruunk! Get Cruuuuuuuuuuunk!" -headbangs and falls over backwards, looking up at Ed- "Hey! Nice shoes!...Wanna ********>
Hades: "WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!" -laughs uncontrollably-
Arseus: "Hey, Hades..Hades! I know...that we've done some s**t but... your a good person! Your a...g-good person! And don't you let, anyone tell you otherwise! Ok? Your a good person! Yeah... Oh! Hello my catterpillar!" -stares intently at a caterpillar, watching it move. He scruches up his body and tries to move like it-
Ed: eek "Ellie, no! What the ******** is wrong with this stuff?"
Ellie: "All you motha ******** brizzles to get off the flizzle and to start ******** dizzles
Foshizzle my nizzle got these ******** brizzles all up in my mizzle like a ******** grizzle!" talk2hand rofl
Hell: Oh, yeah. Next time they say that, we're SO Copy-pasting this in their faces. DemonicHellWolf ninja Kalona: -grins- -then somehow laughs in a very squeaky voice at the chaose unfolding- -he tackles ed- aww lighten up 'shorty' -he grins and runs laughing hysterically-
ninja Dark Wolfs Moon Ed: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A VERTICALLY CHALLENGED PIECE OF DUST THAT COULDN'T BE COMPARED TO A FRUITFLY?!?!" scream -throws a whip cream can at him and sprint after him-
Ellie: "ED!" DDD= "Watch out for giant weebzel-woobsies!" DDX ==A little later....== Dark Wolfs Moon Ellie: "Got a lil bit of Blueberry Yum Yum, and I neva would of thought that they could eva taste this goooooood! Thank God for the man who put it in my hoooooood! Its got me singin' melodies I neva thought I woooouuuuld! I'm feelin' sorry for the homies that be smokin' wooood!" rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Ed: "Ok, Ellie, time to go." :/ -takes away her can and drags her away-Ellie: "RAAPE!" DDDXX "RAAAPE! RAPE RAPE!!!" -flails- Hades: "WHAT?" D= "ROOOOOWR!" scream -runs after Ed-Ed: "NO! Hades you've got it all wrong she's ju-AUUUGH!" -Tackled by Hades-  Ellie: "Ohmygod thank you Hades!" -rolls around- "where's my can!?"Ed: "I give up." stare Dark Wolfs Moon Ellie: -O.O;'s at the mega domo-
Ed: "Are you still high on that Nitrus Oxide?" neutral
Ellie: -bends down- "ALL HAIL TEH GREAT DOMO!" gonk
Ed: "That's a yes." stare
Broken hearted baby TEH MEGA DOMO OF DOOOOOOOOOM: -rampages through the shop- >:OO
-hides in a super disguise- >.> <.< -ish a lamp- Stalkerchick -throws a conveniently placed lamp at the Mega Domo- D< MAH SHOP! YOU GET OUTS NOW!
...Hey, I could have sworn I just saw Broken..... Broken hearted baby DDDD: -flashes light bulb in distress- OHNOZZ!!
FRIGHTENED DOMO OF NOT-AS-MUCH but DOOM NONE-THE-LESS: -flails and eats the lamp then tries to stamp out Stalker- DDD<
It's sticky in here.. ;~; -rolls around in the domo- Stalkerchick Zack: D: I think that WAS Broken, Stalker! ><
...-facepalms- BROKEN I SAVE YOU! -tries to dodge and then bites Domo- ]< NOOOOMMMMMM!!!!! Dark Wolfs Moon Wolves: -watch, amused-
Ed: "Crap. I think my automail needs fixing..."
Ellie: "Random....Hey, try throwing Ed at the domo!" 3nodding
Ed: "WHAT? NO!" Stalkerchick
@ Dark/Ellie: =D That's a great idea! C'mere ya little shrimp >D -grabby hands-
Broken hearted baby ANGRY DOMO OF ENRAGED DOOM: >:OOOOOOOO -stumbles around shaking his bootay to get Stalker off- MURGUAH!
-stuck in the constume- OH NO D: The zipper, it is stuck! -flashes light bulb until it blows out- TT_TT
Tiny tennis ball: -flies in and strikes Stalker- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -high pitch squeal- Dark Wolfs Moon Ed: "I'm not a shrimp!" scream -transmutes automail into a blade- "Go away! I'm pointy!"
Ellie: -snorts and laughs- "Your pointy!" rofl
Ed: "Shut up! You're so immature!"
Ellie: -tackles Ed and pins him down- Get him Stalker!
Ed: gonk -flails then galres at Kalona- " Is she wasn't pinning me you'd be dead." stare DemonicHellWolf ninja Kalona: ed is as small as a speck of dust...'tis proven -shows 'evidence'- -grins and has fun with his can of whipped cream- blaugh -spots the big domo- gonk -throws can away and it hits stalker- i need to stay away from this stuff i'm seeing this giant domo gonk ninja Stalkerchick -flails as hit by tennis ball and whipped cream- DX -begins to run, before notices Ed, with blade arm, pinned- idea -picks Ed up- Go get 'em! -throws at Domo, blade first- Dark Wolfs Moon Ed: "NO! NO! NO! HEY! AUUUGH!" -is thrown-Ellie" -watches him fly towards the domo- "Is it a dust speck? Is it a bean? NO! I't Edward Elric!" blaugh "I'm a horrible friend...  It's Ok, Ellie. I am too. Broken hearted baby DOMO THAT IS IN PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN: -stabbed by Ed in his arm and tears up- ;~; -sniffles and smacks ed into a wall to dislodge him- DOMO HURT.. TT_____TT
-is still stuck- ;~; -falls over- Stalkerchick -just had gatorade come out of my nose because of Dark/Ellie- rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Edit: 0__0 -watches Ed slam into a wall- THEN DOMO GET OUT! D< -shoos him away like a stray dog-
....W-wait! I need to retrive Broken! Mr. Domo, could we mayhaps give you a lyposuction to get our friend back? =3 Dark Wolfs Moon Ed: "I hate all of you..." Ellie: "...I would go get him but it's too far away. That NO made me feel weird." -Lays down-I'm not doing it. What has shrimpy done for me? neutral Other Wolves: -whistle and walk away like nothing happened- Hades: -comes out of his tweak daze and notices a giant Domo and Ed stuck in a wall- "What the ******** happened?" Stalker: Really? rofl That's great! Broken hearted baby TEH GIANT NONCARING DOMO: -narrows eyes- DOMO NO GO! -puts his nonexistent hands on his hips- DOMO HERE. >:C
-whistles a happy tune- :'<
STARTLED DOMO OF ANGER: FIREEEEEE! -runs at Hades- >:C
Dark Wolfs Moon Hades: -Domo runs at him- eek gonk "I'm never inhaling NO again! Augh!" crying -runs away- No! I'm nice fire! I don't burn!" DXXXEllie: "See, now if Stalker hadn't banned my powers Domo would be dead and Broken would be out. But NOOOOO!!!" -goes to retrieve Ed-Ed: Ellie! Abou time... I-"Ellie: -grabs Ed and whips him at the Domo again, who is chasing Hades-Ed: -flies past the Domo and hits a tree- Ellie: "Oops." DemonicHellWolf ninja kalona: -sarcastic voice- we love you too shorty...-he looks at Hades- i dunno what the hell happened
-rolls eyes- ninja Broken hearted baby DOUBLED OVER DOMO IN PAIN: -stops midway and lurches forward coughing up lamp!broken- DDD: TUMMY HURT.. -runs out of the shop and disappears into the distance-
-rolls around on the ground- :3 Dark Wolfs Moon Ed: "After all that...It runs away because of a ******** STOMACH ACHE?!?! scream
Ellie: -Can't hold it in and laughs hysterically- rofl
Ed: "Glares at everyone- "SHUT UP! stressed
Well... I;m not sure who won, but I can tell you who lost! Ed: "Shut up!" stressed -hold an ice pack to his head-
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:21 am
Shessy's thread take-over! >D
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:22 am
Stalkerchick Zuluk: :/ Stalker, eat a Snickers.
Why!? D<
Zuluk: Because you get all...murderous when you're hungry.
Jay: Sorry, Zuluk son. That's um. That's pretty much her normally.
-snatches and devours Snickers anyway- x3
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:23 am
Reserved
(Making reserved rainbow to kill time)
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:25 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:26 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:27 am
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