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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:34 am


So a few days ago I was REALLY high and I came home from a little drive-and-smoke with my brother and some friends.
I didn't wanna make it obvious that I was high, so I just got on the computer as soon as I got home so that I don't have to be around my parents and shiz.
Apparently I left my hand-made piece inside a bag, which was inside of a pencil box.
My little brother found it, and put it next to the computer. After that my dad decides he wants to clean off the table, so he looks inside the box and sees the piece.

IT HAD A FUUCK LOAD OF RES IN IT AND REEKED OF WEED.

So he looks at me and says "Hey Andrew, is this yours or your sisters?" and I have a 10 year old sister, so I was confused.
Apparently he mistook my piece (which was made of wood because I made it on my own) for a chuck whistle.

I AM SO GLAD MY DAD DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MARIJUANA.



By the way, don't think I'm like uber ghetto because I had a hand-made piece that was wooden.
That was my first piece, and I have two glass ones now... So yeah.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:37 am


Lol damn, thats just straight lucky

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:39 am


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So he looks at me and says "Hey Andrew, is this yours or your sisters?" and I have a 10 year old sister, so I was confused.
Apparently he mistook my piece (which was made of wood because I made it on my own) for a chuck whistle.

I AM SO GLAD MY DAD DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MARIJUANA.




OMG! That's too funny...and too lucky!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:12 am


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By the way, don't think I'm like uber ghetto because I had a hand-made piece that was wooden.
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I don't think you are ghetto at all.
I have a beautiful hand made/carved custom pipe that belonged to my great uncle before he died made for him by his brother.

nothing ghetto about wood biggrin

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:00 pm


I'd rather have a wood pipe than a metal pipe honestly
PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:28 pm


wow that is very lucky!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:40 pm


Damn son, that is a close call.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:15 pm


Damn man did you catch a lucky break ... I just recently told my dad that I still smoke and he took the news a lot better than i thought he would ...The only advice he had for me was do not get caught lol.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:50 am


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I'd rather have a wood pipe than a metal pipe honestly
Indeed. Metal is funky.

That was a really close call. I'm just really surprised the smell didn't tip him off. I remember when my mom caught me for the first time. LOL. I was hotboxing in my closet because I thought she was asleep. All of a sudden, she's banging on my door going, "Rachel?! Are you smoking marijuana in there?" I was so blazed, and it was just the funniest thing ever.
...After that, either I was damned good at hiding it, or she just didn't care anymore.
Man, I don't miss living at home. Lol.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:58 am


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I'd rather have a wood pipe than a metal pipe honestly
Indeed. Metal is funky.

That was a really close call. I'm just really surprised the smell didn't tip him off. I remember when my mom caught me for the first time. LOL. I was hotboxing in my closet because I thought she was asleep. All of a sudden, she's banging on my door going, "Rachel?! Are you smoking marijuana in there?" I was so blazed, and it was just the funniest thing ever.
...After that, either I was damned good at hiding it, or she just didn't care anymore.
Man, I don't miss living at home. Lol.

Ha, I remember those days. I was a king at stealth smoking and hiding my s**t. 3nodding These days my parents don't care, so it makes my life that much easier. Although, it does take away a little bit of the excitement.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:15 am


Haha it's weird cause I hit it when I first started, then at like 16 they caught me but like nobody cared like I smoked with my dad, my friends came over and smoked completely out in the open no hiding it whatsoever, but now they are like harping on me for it so I told everyone I quit and now I'm back to hiding it so it's like degressing back to what it once was pretty weird if you ask me neutral
PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:59 am


Meh. Too much drama. I wouldn't have told them you quit. No sense in lying about it. Makes like much more difficult.

Mindless. Yeah, it was pretty thrilling sneaking about to get my toke on. The house we were living in when I got caught the first time, I had the upstairs bedroom, and I had a balcony. So I would usually go on the balcony, or during the winter, I would just stick my head out. That was when I tried hotboxing. =D
We moved from there to a different house, in which I had the ENTIRE basement as my room. Badass. Except, I couldn't smoke down there, because the smell would just rise. So what I would do is roll several joints in preparation, and sneak out into the backyard late at night. This was TOO intense, because my mom's room was just beyond the living room, which was adjacent to the side door. This side door was right in front of the basement, so it was a quick slip out the door, but I always felt that she could hear me.
Then when I started working on 3rd, I would just smoke before I came in. Sat on the side porch and toked.
Once, I sat on the front porch and smoked. It was such a weird day. Super hot day. I was wearing some khakis and this white zippered jacket waiting for Josh to come over. It just hit me at one point that I'm sitting in broad daylight, smoking a clearpaper joint, without a care in the world. Marvelous.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:15 pm


I have never been 'caught' smoking pot really. My mom smelled it on me one time, and threw a tissy but that was about it. She knows I damn well do smoke, every chance I can get. and she has even gotten to the point where its not awkward to be stoned around her. Hell, she's even sat in on a couple circles here and there (not smoking, but just chillin with people). She says once its legal she will smoke it...again. (She knows I'm not dumb razz she sold the s**t hardcore in HS for her DAD. lol)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:24 pm


Smoke it... again. lol

I don't think I'd ever be comfortable being stoned around my mom. It's awkward around my oldest sister, too. Not that she has a problem with it at all... Well, I guess the controversy would be surrounding the fact that I toke with her ex when I'm around... They still live together.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:45 pm



I was never really caught per se.

When I was around 15/16 I was hanging out with a group of D&D players who smoked (the guy who got me in the group was in a few of my classes). Well I never really smoked with them, and since our DM was pregnant I felt it was kind of rude to smoke around her...unlike everyone else. I guess I never noticed the smell, but my mom did!

I came home one night and she sat me down because she wanted to talk...I was shitting my pants because I thought she was going to ask me if I was gay and I wasnt really ready to admit that to my family yet. To my surprise, she opens with "So I know you've been smoking pot".

I laughed. I tried to tell her I didn't smoke it, she tried to tell me I was lying. I then explained that I do hang out with people who do, and that I've thought about trying it but just haven't yet because I was unsure, but that if I did try it that would be my decision (Yes, I'm one of those headstrong do what I want type of kids).

Anyway, she starts telling me about when she smoked pot! OMG it was hilarious. She was a way funnier stoner then I will ever be.

The next weekend I was at my friend, they had just packed a bowl and I asked if it would be ok for me to be in the rotation. Bad mistake. They had me smoke the whole bowl myself hehe. I was ripped!!!

Went home, told mom all about it. Been smoking ever since.
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