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The stockings were hung by the chimney with care and from inside the smell of Panda's burning hair! Hmm someone really is a stupid Santa! razz WE love you anyway Panda!
Let's see what Santa put in your stocking!
Rules Roll three d12, and then update your post with what you got

1- squeaky dog toy

2- A large orange, that plugs up your stocking and prevents you from further examining the stocking! (If you get this you can't see anything else, it is always on top, and is totally immovable, you'll have to throw your stocking out.)

3- A two pound peppermint stick that breaks the present before or after it.

4- A halo! Stupid Santa be praised you'll be rich, rich, rich. Upon closer inspection, it is not a real halo but an attempt to control your mind! Who could've put it there?
If you get this roll a d8 to see which GAG mod or member is out to get you!
1= Nie, 2= Shadrach, 3= Myn, 4 = Panda, 5= Mexi, 6 = Purp, 7= Birdy, 8= dun dun dun Kai, Mattlo, and Nick! (conspiracy)

5- Chocolate coins

6- a kiki plushie!

7- tic tacs- Santa is sending you a message! Think fresh thoughts!

8- A smallish box which contains a little glass doggy.

9- A wooden solidier

10- A pair of thick wooly socks, completely hideous, but very toasty!

11- dental floss, it's not good to neglect your gums.

12- A picture of you on Santa's lap as a child, nostalgia sets in and you forget to look at your other gifts! (If you get this you never look at the rest of your stocking")

Reindeer bowling!
You know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and cupid and Donder and Blitzen? And that red nosed guy... well they are all leering at you in the form of reindeer bowling pins. But they aren't just leering they are also heckling... and moving..
You've been given a ball with three holes... to toss down a plank at them.
Let's get ready to rumble!!
(This will take two posts.. the reindeer fight back!)
Post one roll a d8 to see how many you got.. if you get them all.. yay for you. And sadness all at once. See below...
So now you've bowled reindeer over.. but now they have the ball! And aren't in miniature pin version, but are in fact very large creatures with huge antlers! And it could get ugly!

Post two Roll to see which Reindeer tries to get you. Roll a d10, don't get 10 wink
Reindeer 1 Dasher.. in the wink of an eye a flash of brown fur drops a bowling ball on your head, renerding you unconcious. When you awake you find your shirt pushed up and in large permanent marker the words "Don't mess with the reindeer bub"
Reindeer 2 Dancer... A shapely doe wriggles free of the broken reindeer pin and does a little highland like river dance up to you. And kicks you in the gut, then leaps away in graceful bound. Best not to eat or drink anything for a bit.
Reindeer 3 Prancer... A spritelly deer prances up to you and steals your Christmas cookies! Biting your hand in the process! You need a bandaid!
Reindeer 4 Comet - Comet , a huge seven foot tall white reindeer, stomps his hooves and rears up for a charge!
You are unsure of what happens next. But friends say you were launched across the room by the impact with the thirty point buck..known as Comet.
Reindeer 5 Cupid, winks at you.. suddenly you feel all lovey. You find yourself clinging to the next person to post. Man tehy sure are attractive, nothing else fills your mind.
Reindeer 6 Donder- A large bushy reindeer with large bushy eyebrows meanders over to you. He doesn't move to injure you, yet you are filled with terror.. something about those eyebrows is unsettling.. EYEBROWS!! You can't play a game for five minutes, due to those eyebrows distracting you.
Reindeer 7 Blitzen a drunken staggering reindeer walks over to you and makes you drink until you puke, all the while sitting on your chest calling you a light wieght and slurring Christmas carrols. Worse yet in your drunken state you gave him your phone number.. you know he'll be calling... they always call... *shudder*
Reindeer 8 Vixen-READ ALL OF THIS! The most attractive reindeer you've ever seen is making eyes at you You can't tell if it's a boy or a girl. But then.. you don't care you rush to get Vixen punch.. roll the punch game. If you return with it immediately.. you are happy (while others are disgusted) you catch Vixen's eye and get to make out with Vixen. Vixen is out of the bowling game the first time this is rolled. Vixen follows you around making out with you and horrifying your friends until someone else gets Vixen. Vixen is turned loose on a ten to the next person to post after you, who is then enthralled by Vixen too. You must pick a fight if Vixen is stolen from you, Vixen was your reindeer!
Reindeer 9 See description for ten, Rudolph dpesn't play fair, he brings friends!
10 All nine pins are down.. and now the reindeer have busted loose and begun to attack! They mostly focus on you! However be aware that Vixen will entrance you, as well as whoever may have had Vixen before, and the next person to post (it will be whomever posts next that is not you, you can't save Vixen for yourself) So a fight must ensue! razz You must also follow the rules of the other reindeer.
If you get this type Reindeer chaos ensues. As the reindeer run about for five minutes preventing the games from being played and terrorizing the party for five minutes until returning to the game area, after getting bored. On a ten Vixen returns to the pin area.. after five minutes and the entrancement is broken! And you know know you made out with/wanted to make out with a reindeer.

Cookie frosting contest!
Here's what you do..
Describe the shape, describe the frostin, describe the decorateing.
roll 3 d6 and average them. The highest averaged score wins a prize!

Oh I got a squeaky dog toy, some hideous but warm looking wool socks, and a kiki plushie!

Woo three pins! XD

OWIE!!!! crying

*resusictates* WE'll party later tonight. Whatchoo doin' now?

You big bully! I was in line! ;.;