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Ishtanballa

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:36 pm


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Meth: -sits alone in the forest, waiting for something interesting. As usual, is carrying a bottle of whiskey, though it's only about a third drank-

Etah: *Walking through the woods to vent, his wings tucked against his back. Eyes dimly glowing a dark orange*

Meth: -ears perk as he hears someone approaching, but they instantly pin back when he realizes it's Etah. Looks away and takes a big swig from the bottle-

Etah: *Stops when he sees Meth, recognition not registering at first. Sneers at the other male*

Meth: -grunts, sort of glaring at Etah through the corner of his eye-

Etah: .... *Glow in his eyes brightens with anger as it finally clicks. Lets out a bug like hiss before striding over to Meth*

Meth: -looks up at Etah, taking another swig- Hello there.

Etah: *Doesn't say anything, instead he lashes out with his fist*

Meth: -blinks as he's hit in the face- What was that for?!

Etah: That is for not being able to keep your hands to yourself you stinking drunk.

Meth: Stinking drunk? I may be a drunk but I can certainly keep my hands to myself.

Etah: Then would you care to explain how those bruises found there way onto Harold's face?!

Meth: Psh. He ran into something.

Etah: *Bares his teeth, and lashes out again*

Meth: -this time ducks, barely in time, though it wasn't intentional, he just almost lost his balance- You're so violent. I can't see why Harold likes you so much.

Etah: Could it be because I don't reek of booze?

Meth: -points at him- Shut up.

Etah: Or what? *Sneers* You'll hit me? Go right. Unlike Harold, I have no problem with fighting back.

Meth: -takes a swing at Etah-

Etah: *Doesn't bother to dodge, instead he rears back and dives at Meth to tackle him*

Meth: -falls back as he's tackled, dropping his bottle and spilling it. Starts to kick and claw at him-

Etah: *Hisses and grunts* You fight like a woman. If you're going to try and scratch me, make sure you've got nails first! *Shifts to try and sink his claws into Meth's side*

Meth: -lets out a yelp as his side is dug into. Starts to pound at Etah with his fists, as hard as he can- You're an i-idiot.

Etah: *Rolls away from Meth and the pounding, dragging his claws across Meth's stomach as he goes*

Meth: -hisses in pain and climbs up, a hand on his side, trying to take a swing at Etah- W-why would you defend him?

Etah: *Once again rolls away, climbing to his feet once he's far enough away from Meth* Because he is mine

Meth: -snorts- He isn't yours..

Etah: Yes, he is! *Starts to move in for a punch, but then switches and tries to kick at the back of Meth's knees instead*

Meth: He isn't... -falls over, but attempts to tackle Etah's legs-

Etah: *Growls as he tries to catch his balance but falls anways* Why should I take the word of a drunk?!

Meth: -sits on him, his tail flicking-

Etah: *Sneers* Get off or I'll kill you.

Meth: -doesn't move- You should trust me, kid. I know him, that a*****e will tell you that he loves you and all of these sweet things...and then, then he'll crush you.

Etah: *Growls, opens his mouth and points it at Meth as it begins to glow.*

Meth: What the hell is wrong with you?

Etah: *Uses a rather dulled down version of hyper beam since he doesn't want to kill Meth, just want to get Meth off him*

Meth: -raises an eyebrow, pretty sure it's just some alcohol induced hallucination until it knocks him off of Etah. Clamors up, his side bleeding- He...he... doesn't love you...

Etah: *Pushes to his feet* Says the upset drunk that can't get over that he was dumped.

Meth: -shakes his head- I'm over him... -smirks a bit- I feel sorry for you, that's all.

Etah: I don't need sympathy from the likes of you.

Meth: -picks up his bottle, staring at the emptiness- Hasn't he told you, he's hopelessly, madly in love with someone else, and you're just one more shmuck that's just another bump along the road, he'll just dump you and move on until he can be with the person he wants.

Meth: -is more or less ranting to himself- And, Jesus Christ, it's always, always that one guy who you'd never expect him to love. He's always been such a peachy clean kid, and then, when he thinks he can trust you, he'll lay this piece of s**t crush he has on you and he'll destroy you, after you'd willingly do anything for him, he'll just leave you in the dust...

Etah: *Sneers in disgust* Go rant elsewhere.

Meth: -looks at him and scoffs- You should be listening! Don't be so ignorant. He'll end up dumping you just like me, for the same guy. Don't you want to know who that is? So you can go beat HIM up?

Etah: *Just stares at Meth* You're a drunk, why should I care about anything that comes out of your useless mouth?

Meth: Because I've got experience. -points to himself, leaving a bloody finger print on his chest-

Etah: I'll bet you do. *Rolls his eyes and starts walking off*

Meth: -growls and decides to spit it out anyways, for all the world to hear- It's his cousin! He's gonna leave you for his cousin. -scoffs-

Etah: *Pauses and looks back at Meth* What?

Meth: -grumbles- You heard me...

Etah: You shouldn't speak such things, someone might decide to rip out your tongue.

Meth: -slumps- It's true, though...someone ought to say it if it's true.

Etah: *Hisses* You lie.

Meth: People don't lie when they're drunk... -looks up at Etah- You can't tell? The way he looks at him...they're much closer than cousins...they're closer than brothers!

Etah: People lie all the time when they're drunk.

Meth: It's true...I swear.

Etah: Where is your proof then?

Meth: ...Just ask him...his actions should be proof enough.

Etah: *Bares his teeth* ... *Stomps off*

Meth: -watches as Etah leaves before limping home-
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:39 pm


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Orri: -is picking flowers for no reason in particular, humming to himself-

Etah: *Skulking about for no real reason other than lack of entertainment. Comes to a stop when he sees Orri, partially wondering why he looks familiar.*

Orri: -looks up and wiggles as he sees Etah. Skips over to him rather happily- Hallo~!

Etah: *Twitches, not used to being approached in such a manner. Grunts*

Orri: -giggles and huggles his leg- Howeer yew?

Etah: .... *Tries to pull his leg back from Orri* Don't touch me *Still doesn't quite recognize Orri*

Orri: -frowns and pulls away- Ohh, ayeem sorrdy... -looks up at him, grinning again- How ees yew and minn pabbi?

Etah: *Ears flick* What?

Orri: How ees he?

Etah: Fine, I guess *Scowls* Why are you asking me that? I'm not him

Orri: Well...hees minn pabbi...and I don't see heem verri much.

Etah: He a minn pabbi? What the hell is that?

Orri: Mai fatherr.

Etah: *Blinks* .... *It finally clicks* Ohhh, you're that kid

Orri: -nods- Yaah. >w< -hugs Etah's leg again-

Etah: *Is tempted to just kick Orri off like he would anyone else, but is pretty sure that would get him in trouble with Harold* ... *Slaps a hand to his eye as it wildly twitches*

Orri: -looks up at Etah and lets go- Uhm...can ayee ask you a question?

Etah: Yeah sure, whatever *Twitching stops when Orri lets go*

Orri: -shifty eyes- Ees...minn pabbi...pregnant?

Etah: *Blinks* Is Harold pregnant?

Orri: -nods-

Etah: ..... *Bursts out laughing*

Orri: -is completely serious- What's funnee?

Etah: M-men *Gasps for breath but can't stop laughing* Men can't get pregnant you numbskull

Orri: -stares, and then looks like he's about to cry- Bu-bu-bu...Methd said that...that Harold would get pregnant!

Etah: Meth was lying

Orri: -is extremely disappointed- Methd is mean!

Etah: No s**t, most drunks are

Orri: -is extremely disappointed- Methd is mean!

Etah: No s**t, most drunks are

Orri: Oh... -thinks- Weel are yew gonna get marreed?

Etah: Why would we do that?

Orri: Becauss Methd said "Wheen people hump eachotheer, they usually geet marreed."

Etah: When "humans" hump each other they get married

Orri: Oh...so yew won't geet mareed? What about keeds?

Etah: I'm not human, so no, we won't get married. And what about kids?

Orri: Ohh...but yew love eachotheer, right? -tilts his head- Are yew gonna have theem?

Etah: *Mumbles his answer under his breath, not willing to really talking about love with a "kid"* Do I look like the type that would want little brats running around?

Orri: -shakes his head- Noo...buut pabbi ees!

Etah: Why would you say that?

Orri: -shrugs- He just always seed that hee wanted keeds. Of hees own...so I gees I don't count. -sulks a bit, but then grins-

Etah: *Raises a brow* From what I've grasped, he doesn't want kids

Orri: -shakes his head- Nope, he wants keeds. He probably seed that so you would theenk hees cool.

Etah: *With a voice dripping with sarcasm* Yes, because not wanting kids it totally hip these days

Orri: -nods- Methd said eet was. He said that just being partners for the rest of your life is WAY cooler than beeing marreed...so maybe eets the same weeth keeds.

Etah; Maybe what's the same with kids?

Orri: -nods-

Etah: *Scowls at Orri* That doesn't answer my question

Orri: Huh? -is confused now-

Etah: *Growls* What's the same with kids?

Orri: D: I don't knoww! -cowers-

Etah: But you're the one that said "maybe it's the same with kids!"

Orri: Yahhh...maybe people theenk it's cool to not have keeds...

Etah: *Scoffs* That'd be a stupid thing to think. Offspring have nothing to do with being cool

Orri: But Harold's stupeed with that stuff.

Etah: *Ears pin back, glares at Orri*

Orri: He couldn't eeveen teel me how to make babies!

Etah: Why the hell would he want to?

Orri: 'cause pareents are s'posed too.

Etah: That's only if they want their little shits breeding

Orri: Noo...I just theenk he didn't know how...'cause I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want gran'keeds.

Etah: You think he doesn't know how to have kids?

Orri: -nods- That's why he made Methd do eet.

Etah: *Snorts* You're sadly mistaken if you think Harold doesn't know how to have sex

Orri: Weell, meeybe it's you then. Maybe you're peein' in the wrong place. Methd said that you 'wiggle around and pee. But if you don't want kids you pee on their leg."

Etah: ..... *Resists the urge to just smack Orri* That's not how you have kids!!

Orri: Eet isn't? -thinks- He also said that old guys have too have magic pills. But you don't look that olld.

Etah: ...Magic pills?

Orri: Yah...Veeegra.

Etah: Never heard of it, he probably made it up

Orri: I asked Pabbi about it and he said that his neighbor used eet.

Etah: ...*Grumbles under his breath* Stupid humans and their sex problems

Orri: Theen Meth said that 'Hee was bangin' hookers left and right.' And that eet was no surprise he had ED. What's ED?

Etah: I don't know, maybe it's some sexual disease

Orri: Meebee...

Etah: You need to go learn this s**t the same way human kids do

Orri: Pabbi said that there isn't a school, so... -shrugs-

Etah: I wasn't talking about school *Rolls his eyes*

Orri: But that's how human keeds learn it.

Etah: No, they all watch their parents porn

Orri: Porn?

Etah: Movies of sex

Orri: Ohh... -remembers Meth telling him about it. Blushes- <.<; You and Pabbi don't watch eet, do you?

Etah: *Snerks* Hell no, I already know how to do it

Orri: Not even...for funn? Methd said he watches it when he gets lonely...how sad...!

Etah: Why would I watch it for fun?

Orri: Well...I guees you have the reeel theeng avaiable to you whenever...

Etah: Pretty much

Orri: Ohh... -blinks-

Etah: What?

Orri: Nothing... <.<; Soo...eet must be pretty good? To make people do eet so much, right?

Etah: *Nods* Yeah

Orri: But why do they screem?!

Etah: They're not screaming, they're moaning

Orri: But I thought that means it hurts...

Etah: No, they're moaning in pleasure

Orri: -doesn't get it- How could it be pleasurable?!

Etah: You'll find that out on your own...if you ever get laid

Orri: ...How do I geet laid?

Etah: You get someone that's attracted you

Orri: Is that eet?

Etah: Pretty much *Shrugs*

Orri: Oh... -frowns- I don't think anyone is attracted to me, though.

Etah: Go find someone then

Orri: But hooww?

Ishtanballa

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