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1. Put a lamp shade on your head and run around saying, " THE SUN! IT'S DYING!!!"
2. During lunch, sit in your parked car with a pair of sunglasses and point a hair dyer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
3. If your friend ticks you off, politly remind them that you are the star of the show and you can have them writen off at any time.
4. Try to convince someone that Saw was actually a love story.
5. In the middle of the streat, bust out doing the thriller. See who joins you.


You know your crazy if:
1. Spongebob makes sense
2. You never sleep, but your never tired
3. you wonder how the people got in the tv in the first place
4. Machael Jackson's life seems normal to you.
5. You find yourself searching for the ever elusive energizer bunny
6. You wallpaper is made of post-it notes
6. You never have money
There are many more, about 94 more, but it's my bed-time, and I have school in the morning.

my favorite thing to do mrgreen

-pulls out the list of fun randoms to do do at walmart -



1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2.Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

5.Try on bras over top of your clothes.

6.Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

7.While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible... "I smell sex and candy"

8.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares,and see what happens.

9.Tune all the radios to a polka station - then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.

10.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

11.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

12.Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from the other aisles.

13.Put M&M's on layaway.

15.Move Caution: Wet Floor signs to carpeted areas.

16. Set up a tent in the camping department tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

17.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

18.Nonchalantly test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

19.When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?'

20.Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

21.Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. X-Men.

22.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

23.Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.

24.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission:Impossible.

25.Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.

26.In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

27.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me, pick me."

28.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no- It's those voices again.

29.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

30.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

31.Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

32.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!".

*raises hand* Okay... i'll admit that i've done #5 (especially fun to do in VS... those people are crazy! *swats at them with a yard stick* NO! I don't want to be measure! GET AWAY!!! *hiss*), #3, #1,#19, #20 (I made faces at it with my cousin. She wanted to flash it... *face/palm*), #21 (kinds of... like I said I always drag a Barbie into the carrnage! >w<) #24 (in the mall with sunglass on while pulling out phone every few steps saying "the target is in my sight!") and #27 ( I was 8 alright! My aunt used to drop us off and leave us at K-Mart and we'd hide in the clothes... we were odd children! ^^) Seeing #32... I'm so making that a dare! *runs to friends* Let's have another girls night out! *grins evily* How about some truth or dare!? MUHAHAHAHA! OMG! Okay, on a totally random subject (and the mention of crazyness) I got into a fight with a GameStop guy over a FF7 cutout. I mean I was like "c'mon dude... pwease~" *making a cutesy face* and he was like "no! It's mine!" So I called him a b***h and left. >.>' I really wanted that cutout... LOL! rofl

Stand in a crowded elevator, or any busy space, and start chaseing an invisible fly rofl

Here's away to make people not want to be around you...And there are some fuzzy parts. But it's freakin hilarious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rilbNPyjMDI&feature=related

A few more ways to get your self kicked out of walmart AND make people think your crazy at the same time. rotfl.

Alright so these are only for those of you who are either very good at acting, can do improve moderate improve and or are well versed in rapid rping.

1)for those who want to make people think your a little on the whacky side, or need your eyes checked. Walk into the store, pick up a random item in a crowded isle (this works best if the item has a face like a cereal box character, a doll, action figure, poster ext...) after picking up the item scream loudly and either drop it or shove it into the shelf or even into someone else's arms / basket or cart. then commence to freak out because the item was talking to you and explain how you saw it moving it's lips or winking. - try to honestly convince them it did.

2) For those who want to be more comical then anything: open a cell phone or blue tooh without acctualy turning it on (if you have neither then simply cup your hand around your ear and pretend you have a bluetooth.) You then can get into a very heated argument (staring out simply and being sure to wander up and down the isles) about whatever subject you desire. (the more oridinary the original theame the funnier the results. ex: throwing a giant hairy fit over a tube of toothpaste or if you want to be outrageous a condom box.)

3) This is the absaloute extreame for those who want to make people think you are a geniune nut ball, off your cradle, pchyopath: Go into the store normaly for those of your who have more skill choose 3-6 compleately different persona's or characters, for those with less expirience 1-3. - don't try do overdo your limits! Walk around the store pushing a cart or carrying a basket as though you where actualy going to buy things, then using your characters or personas start having conversations with yourself. (don't forget to inlude body language! it's speaks just as loudly as words!!)


all three of these will get you kicked out. ^_^ lol good luck!

Me and my brother get the Nerf swords and fight.
Get those Sky Balls (the ones that bounce really really high) and throw 'em.
Grab a fishing pole and try to fish for stuff in people's carts.
Go around singing the most annoying Christmas carol you can think of.
If two people are walking side by side, scream "RED ROVER!!!" and run through them.
Lounge on the lawn chairs and ask if people will go get you some drinks/food.
Get the Jaws theme on your phone and hang out where all the fish are, and whenever someone gets near the tanks, set it off.
Hit on the employees (never done it before, I've seen people do it before though, and it's hilarious)
Start singing My Little Pony/Dora in the middle off the store.
Three words: Bags. Of. Marbles.