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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:44 am


Hello and welcome! This thread will contain all of the writing submissions for the Guild's first annual Jingle Balls Kontest!

This topic will remain locked and no posting is allowed - you may only read here but discussions are welcome right here in the Other Side.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:08 pm


SUBMISSIONS BY KORN-PORN:


A KoRny Christmas Story

Yes, it's me again! Just wanted to submit my lil' story~


[This is written in the Life is Peachy Era]


BANG CRASH CLINK "What the ******** was that?" Chocolate brown eyes opened as wild rough dreads flew around in a panic to look around and see what the loud noise was. Jumping out of bed, the tall dreadhead let his eyes adjust to the darkness of his own room, here in his own home. 'What is going on?' his mind kept repeating over and over, as if he were trying to figure out some math problem, thinking hard to find the answer but finding none. There stood the most desired man in the world-well, in a female and some male korn fans world-Jonathan Davis.

He took a few slow steps toward his opened door, peering out into the faint light of the hallway, squinting to see down the stairs and into his living room. A tall round shadow shifted in the dark, it seemed like the person was wearing some sort of sock hat, and a robe. Chewing his lip in anxiousness and confusion, Jonathan almost jumped out of his skin when his neighbors Christmas Carol Santa Claus started singing his idiotic 'Jingle Bells' song. Rolling his eyes he muttered, "More like Jingle Balls" And tip toed down the steps to investigate who had trespassed into his humble abode. Jonathan glanced at his grandfather clock, seeing it was about to strike midnight on December 24, Christmas Eve. He remembered how he had told his bandmates that he would much rather be alone for this holiday event, and how worried they were about his decision. 'They wouldn't understand...' He thought solemnly as he stalked into his living room, 'I don't believe in Santa Claus anyway, who would? A fat white ******** sliding down a small a** chimney? And then he gives little spoiled brats presents if you were nice, and coal if you were so called naughty? Pfft, what bullsh--' Jonathan's thoughts were cut off as he stared in amazement, standing by his Christmas tree-that Munky had insisted on getting and putting up-Was a Short, round man dressed in a red Santa Suit, with a Santa hat, and a sac full of goodies, and he was putting presents under his tree! "What th-Santa....Claus?!" A small shimmer of hope was shining in his eyes as he reached forward a bit. Was Santa really real? How was this possible? He knew it had to be true! There was a Santa! There was a Santa and he was giving Jonathan, Jonathan presents! That's when his hope was painfully shattered.

"BAHAHAAHAHAHA! Santa? WHAT THE ********! YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS MAN?? HAHAHAHA" Fieldy's barking laugh ripped Jonathan's hope to shreds as Head, Munky, And David jumped out-dressed as elves-and the lights flicked on, revealing a Christmas party. Munky was the first to approach Jonathan, "Hey I know that was a little mean but we didn't know you really believed in Santa, sorry man" He apologized, looking sheepish. Jonathan merely shook his head, he should have known better, no harm down. "It's cool." He replied as he looked around the room filled with people smiling at him and grinning. Head spoke up next, "Hey everyone! Let's get this party started RIGHT! Who's got the BEER!?" He yelled as everyone roared in approval, as kegs were brought into the house. Jonathan merely shook his head as he looked around the Christmas themed party goers. This was gonna be a long night, he could tell. But he might as well have fun right? "Hey, toss me a beer!" He called over to David, who threw on to him, which he caught gracefully and downed it as the party started thumping, what a Wonderful Korny Christmas eh?

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