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 Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:39 am
Well he had to do -something- with those damned headphones. Not like he was going to keep them in his room. Hell no, that was NOT going to happen, EVER! Puppies in his room? Not a chance in hell.
And he couldn't just leave them lying around the castle. Couldn't ignore them, couldn't throw them off a cliff, couldn't throw them in a black hole and forget about them. Nope, couldn't do any of those things no matter how much he wanted to. Damn you Xemnas, I HATE YOU!
So here he was in the lower levels of the castle (hey, he did NOT want them wandering into his room and CHEWING ON HIS STUFF at night...or ever). There were plenty of empty rooms down here he could stash the headphones in, surely he could find a nice big one suitable for five little puppies.
Sure, yep, this one here would work just fine. It was big, had a nice high ceiling, it had a door (always a plus). Nice, boring, and gray, just like the rest of the castle. Yep, it was perfect.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:46 am
 Nice boring and grey...
Until the sitarist showed up that was.
Amazingly enough he -had- gotten off his a** today, and had managed to even go out and find a nice big can of blue paint. Not the HOLY HELL blue he would have preferred, but a nice subdued blue.
Good enough.
Hauling the thing in (with some difficulty, but at least he hadn't spilled it...yet), Demyx gave the other a hurried greeting of "HEYXIGGYWHAT'SUP" before setting the can down in the middle of the room.
Proud? You bet your a** he was. He had paint and this room was going to be awesome when he was done with it. Awesome and blue.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:57 am
The sniper raised a brow, eying the smaller nobody that had followed him into the room.
"What are you doing?"
Xigbar had not intended to do anything to the room, except maybe put a LOCK on the door. Yes, a lock was a good idea, keep Xemnas out, keep puppies in, he liked that idea. Especially if it kept him from waking up in the middle of the night to find the whole damned castle chewed up, or to hear whining about just how much of an a*****e Xemnas was.
And here was Demyx, waltzing into the room with a can of paint? Paint? BLUE paint? Oh hell no, IF they were painting this room (and he wasn't saying that he was) it was going to be PURPLE! PURPLE DAMN IT!
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:11 am
"Painting, of course! You can't put a bunch of -puppies- in a dull grey room. It's boring man, BORING. Do you want the puppies to be bored? I don't think you doooo~"
Demyx stared at him like this was clearly the most obvious decision in the world. DUH he was painting the room. Bored puppies were...nightmare puppies. And being Nobody puppies who knew how long it'd be before they figured out how to teleport -out- of the room and cause freaking chaos because they were bored.
Yeah.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:20 am
Bored puppies? Bored XEMNAS spawn puppies? ********, that was a bad thing, a very very bad thing. Heh, Demyx had a point (not that's a scary thought), painting the room wasn't such a bad idea.
"Fine, but we are not painting it that color."
Hey, they were his puppies damn it, he got to pick the color. (Oh god, his PUPPIES? WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?! They were headphones, headphones he had never asked for or wanted, it wasn't his fault Xemnas had dumped them on him, b*****d).
A snort to himself, Xigbar left the room, returning a few minutes later with two cans of purple paint and some paint brushes.
This room was going to be purple, purple and not so boring, because he said so.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:36 am
"Awhh but Xiggy!...."
And then the sniper was gone. At least long enough to retrieve some purple paint and paintbrushes.
"Xiggy, blue is a -much- better color. Plus it's relaxing! Relaxed puppies are good right? Purple is just.......purple man."
Demyx flopped to a seat on the floor beside -his- can of paint. Clearly it was the superior paint in the room.
"and it was MY idea to paint it!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:59 am
"What are you talking about?"
Seriously, what ARE you talking about? Blue was a boring color, cool and relaxing? Hah! Purple was a much better color. Not that he disliked blue, but purple was...well it was PURPLE!
"My idea to set a room."
Well it was. Didn't matter that he was really just going to throw the headphones in the room and lock the door behind him, it was still his idea, and those damned headphones were his.
So far as the sniper was concerned the matter was settled, the room was going to be purple. It was absolutely not going to be blue, so there.
Can of paint in one hand, brush in the other, he walked to one wall, dipped the brush in the can and started painting. Yep, purple, it was going to be purple.
...maybe he should have chosen a smaller room...or a bigger paint brush.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:41 pm
"My idea to take -care- of the puppies, you wouldn't have a clue without me..."
And here he was snagging his own paint can and brush and tip-toeing to the other side of the room. Sure, fine, whatever. Xigbar could paint -THAT- area purple.
But this one was going to be blue, damnit.
Before Xigbar could notice and put a stop to it, the sitarist dipped his own brush and started painting the wall.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:58 pm
"As if. The day I start taking advice from you is the day we all turn into dusks."
Seriously, advice from Demyx? Don't make me laugh. Mister run away and plant his a** on the couch for days on end? Not going to happen.
Xigbar had managed to paint a sizable section of his wall. Not the best paint job, but hey, it was purple and it was just a base coat. Maybe...if he didn't get tired of painting before he got that far.
"Hey! What're you doing?!"
A glance over his shoulder had made the answer to that question obvious. Here he was painting the room PURPLE and there was Demyx over there painting it BLUE. WHAT THE ******** HELL?! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PURPLE DAMN IT!
A snort, Xigbar stalked over to that blue wall, dipped his brush in his paint and started painting over it in PURPLE! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PURPLE!
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:14 pm
"HEY! Sometimes I have good advice! HRMPH!"
Grumping slightly he continued to paint. And said slight grump turned into a -massive- grump when Xigbar stomped his way over and started painting over his hard work.
"Hey! Stick to your side of the room!"
Glaring AS HARD AS HE COULD the sitarist stormed his way to the other side and started painting over Xiggy's purple with his blue.
"Blue LOOKS BETTER!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:26 pm
"Hey! Stop that!"
Muttering a few words that were certainly not suitable to puppy ears, Xigbar stormed back to that side of the room and painted over the freshly laid blue paint. Which of course made for quite a mess of blended blue and purple which was neither blue or purple.
But Xigbar wasn't paying attention to that. He was painting this room purple damn it, purple, not blue, purple.
"We're painting it PURPLE!"
Do that again and I'm going to paint YOU purple!
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:56 pm
Good thing there weren't any puppies here, unless one wanted to count Demyx.
"No, -you're- painting it purple. -I'm- painting it blue!"
Demyx huffed, moving aside a few feet and starting to paint that section of the wall. At least PART of this room would be blue damnit!
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:08 pm
"No, WE are painting it purple!"
There was going to be no blue! This room was going to be purple, not blue, not a combination of the two, it was going to be purple, end of story.
Oh but if Demyx wanted to be a stubborn little fuzzball, well okay then, we'll just see how that works out for you.
Gravity powers, take this fuzzball! A can of purple paint levitated off the ground, hovering for a moment before suddenly zipping across the room to SPLATTER against the very wall that Demyx was painting. HAH!
Hey, that covered a hell of a lot of the wall in purple, maybe he should use that method to paint the rest of the room. Nevermind that the paint went all over the floor, the ceiling, and anything (or anyone) else in the room in the process.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:32 pm
And by anyone else, that meant poor Demyx who had been -trying- to paint this room it's proper shade of BLUE. The sitarist FROZE, rather shocked at the sudden PAINT all over him.
And oh god it was on his ear, it felt like it was IN his ear. EW EW EW even his poor (BLUE!) wings were splattered with purple now. And his coat...oh god Xemnas would KILL HIM if he saw his coat in that condition.
UGHHH.
"What the hell are you doing?!?!"
Whimpering slightly the sitarist summoned a water bubble and did his best to get the paint off his coat, or out of his ear, or SOMETHING.
And when that failed he growled, formed a water bubble around a nice chunk of his blue paint, and sent said water bubble of PAINTY DOOM flying straight at Xigbar. HA, eat THAT sniper! It's a giant watery PAINT BOMB OF DOOM. HAHAHAHAHA.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:45 pm
Oh ******** it was EVERYWHERE! In his fur, his hair, his clothes, his WINGS (bad time to have kept those things out). Arrrgg! ******** hell, it was going to take forever to get that s**t out!
SNARL! Why you little--OH IT IS ON NOW! You want a paint war? Bring.it.on!
The sniper dipped his brush in the paint can he was still holding, loading it with as much purple paint as it would hold. And he FLUNG the paint at Demyx, hopefully covering whatever bit of him was not yet purple. TAKE THAT!
The room, which was quickly becoming a mess of purple and blue paint, was forgotten for the moment. This was WAR!
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