is this accusation true (notice my uncommon proper vernacular) =P
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:55 pm
It's true. I give and I give, and all I hoped to get for Christmas was a CD. Instead, All I ended up getting in return was a whole box of lead. So I used it to make a lead pipe, traveled all the way to the north pole, and beat his fat a** with it.
Santy Clause neva bwing me no giffs, so why believe? He's a fat bizznitch. xp
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:40 pm
Dear Santa, i dont like the idea of a fat sombitch sneakin into my house at the middle of the night, eatin all my cookies and drinkin my milk, leavin some shitty presents, and then leavin, just dont feel right to me. so stay away.
love, Theif
Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:46 pm
IhavePMSandagun....
I remember being little and putting out cookies for him. He didnt eat my cookies. Ive waited up every Christmas for his a** with a baseball bat.
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