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Here we will compile Dean's famous words of wisdom. Along with the Winchester Gospel, one day (or already), everyone will be quoting this great man! Remember this is Dean's forum, so try to limit to his quotes only, it's fine if he's talking to someone, and try not to repeat them.

~Dude, you're fugly!~

~Dude, you're like a walking encyclopedia of weird.~

~Son of a b***h! ~

~I hope your apple pie is freaken' worth it!~

~You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams,
and that they shoot rainbows out of their a**!~

~What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I’m going to die? You know what, I’ve got one. Let’s see, what rhymes with "Shut up, Sam"?~

~You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!~

~We might even run into Fred and Daphnie inside. Mmmm... Daphnie. I love her.~

~Come on man. I know Sam, OK? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.~

~I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.~

~Dean: Damn cops. Sam: They were just doing their job. Dean: No. They were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it. ~

~I like him. He says okie dockie!~

~Sam: Our dark spots are pretty dark. Dean: You're... pretty dark.~

~ Crowley: You are at best functional morons! Dean: You're functioning... morons... moron. ~

~ "Dude, I full on Swayze'd that mother!~

~ Hendrickson: "Oh, you think you're funny, don't you?" Dean: "I think I'm adorable." ~