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 Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:12 pm
EEW.com - "Today we have a special guest on the show, he is one half of the tag team known as... well THE tag team, and he is the new reigning EEW TV Champion. Ladies and Gentlemen, the "Heart Breaker" Mike Landry!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:33 pm
"Thank you sir, as always it is your pleasure mr...I'm sorry who the hell are you?"
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:35 pm
EEW.com - "Don't worry about it i'm new... Anyway first off, allow me to congradulate you on your title win over the "Midnight Role Model" Marxx."
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:37 pm
"Gotcha, well you wouldn't be the first. Then again, I wouldn't consider this achievement to be a 'congratulatory' thing. I mean it was damn well expected of me seeing as I am a former Television Champion, I have a spotless record against TMZ's cash cow Marxx, and i'm on the biggest roll of my career. But thank you anyway."
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:26 pm
EEW.com - "I should thank you because you just brought up a good point, you have been on a roll since your victory over Snypa Rifle at illegal viewing in that Taipei Deathmatch. How did it feel to not only take on the Demented Genius of Extreme but to beat him?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:41 pm
"Thank you for bringing that up, because i've actually liked to speak fully on this matter for a while now. You see, ever since I returned to EEW, this land of extreme, I haven't exactly made a big splash. I had a hard time getting into the hardcore nature of this company and my performance suffered for it. But when I saw Snypa out there berating Chris Brown for smacking around his insubbordinate little wench of a girlfriend, I had to go out there and defend him. That little rivalry with Snypa was just what I needed to bring out the extreme nature of such a refined technical wrestler as myself. I proved that even in a place that has no rules, a place that thrives on bloodshed, a technical wrestler with the right addaptive capabilities can beat any extreme challenge. I did that at Explicit Content when I pinned Snypa rifle in a Taipei Deathmatch without ever fully utalizing the rules of the match, I even chose not to tape up my hands and use the glass. Thanks to Snypa Rifle and his demented ways, I am now the best wrestler in EEW because I have all the best tools."
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:53 pm
EEW.com - "I'm not trying to be rude or disrespect you by asking this but, in this business where everyone is pretty much saying "im the best in yada, yada, yada" what sets you apart from all the other people who claim that?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:02 pm
"I completely understand, it's perfectly okay to be afraid of all of those posers who wish they were as good as me. I wouldn't want to be you, telling the world that I am in fact the best wrestler in the business today. You're very brave, but don't worry because you're absolutely right. I am the best, because it's a bit like my uncle "Superstar" Billy Graham put it:
I eat T-Bone Steaks
I bench barbell plates
I am sweeter than german chocolate cakes
I am the reflection of perfection
The number one selection
The women's bet
And the men's regret
Because what you see is what you get
And what you don't see is better yet
When I walk down the street Kings and queens step aside
Every woman I meet, they all stay satisfied
I am The Heartbreaker Mike Landry and I'm bad to the bone
I've got so much bad it would take an hour just to get to this bone
I am the man of the hour
The one with the power
Too sweet to be sour
I'm here in HDTV
Check the color and if you don't have an HDTV go out, hock your car, and buy an HDTV so that you can see The Heartbreaker Mike Landry in living...living color.
Now how's that for a reason to be called The Best?"
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:10 pm
EEW.com - *sits there amazed* "w..wow... except for the HDTV comment, hearing that was like a blast from the past... --um anyway..." sweatdrop
"Well as it stands you took out Snypa Rifle, you reclaimed your EEW TV title, and your starting on a tag-team run with Matt Stone my question is what is next for "THE tag team" and what is next on your list?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:41 pm
"What's next for -The- Tag Team? What's next for any tag team? Winning the EEW Tag Team Championships. What's next for me? Taking my first EEW Championship. And I don't care who holds it: 2.0, Harli, Cartwright, Chrono, doesn't matter. I'm on the roll of my career and nothing...-nothing- is going to stand in my way."
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