WARNING: This fiction contains parental-type spanking. If these themes bother you, please do not read this fan fiction. This fanfiction is rated PG-13!
Characters: Kingdom Hearts II cast.
It was raining. There was no time worse than a stormy afternoon to call to order a meeting which would be, inevitably, boring. Lexeus would call the meeting to order by standing silently and lifting a “stfu” hand extinguishing any mature conversations that may have been going on. Demyx would find a way to disrupt the meeting at least once and Roxas would neither help nor contribute to order in mocking Demyx to the point of said disruption. It didn’t matter when the meeting was called, Demyx and Roxas just couldn’t behave themselves.
Prior to said meeting, Roxas, Demyx, and Axel had all piled into the fire devil’s room to play a rousing game of Mario Party. Rules were seldom followed during game-time. The fourth controller, sometimes occupied by Xigbar, had gotten squashed the prior night when a wall of water had pulverized Axel on top of the controller. Demyx placed the blame on Axel’s bony shoulder blade while Axel immediately sent Demyx to Xigbar for a ‘rough conduct’ reprimand. To make a ridiculous story short: The joystick had been snapped and Xigbar was more often than not left to make commentary. It was here on the foundation of the Mario Party that the real story began.
“How come you keep rolling ten, thirteen?! Are you CHEATING?!” Demyx demanded to know.
“How the crap do you cheat in this game?” Roxas inquired.
“Ugh! How come I keep rolling THREE?!” Axel, who had been tuning out all distractions at this point landed on a Bowser square, zapping all of the players into an interesting game of ‘guess the fruit’.
“Wait. What came after the Doran?” Demyx always lost this sort of game. Memory was not his strong point; the kid carried around sticky notes to remember his missions!
“Yer ma,” Roxas replied rolling his eyes as he had nearly selected the grapes to bring to Bowser.
“Heeeeeyyy~” Demyx replied, frowning as he jabbed Roxas in the ribs, forcing his curser over to the pineapple. “My Ma is not a fruit!” Demyx insisted as Bowser proceeded to roast the snot out of Yoshi: Roxas’s player.
“What the crap?! WHY?!” Roxas shifted his glare to Demyx. There was going to be a battle—an epic one. Roxas immediately snatched up Demyx’s controller and selected the ‘cherries’ assuming it was wrong. Unfortunately, Bowser was pleased with the choice. This steamed Roxas’s collar a bit more. “Ugh!” Crash. Slump. Tackle. With Demyx and Roxas rolling around on the floor pinching and stretching each other’s face, Axel repressed a bit of laughter and made a poor choice, thus roastin’ Wario.
“Awh, maan! I think Wario’s just unlucky,” Axel whined.
“So why do you always play as him?” Roxas inquired while stretching Demyx’s cheeks into an unnatural position.
“OW OW WAGH!” Demyx squawked, shortly there after slobbering on Roxas’s hand.
Roxas immediately cringed drawing back his hand with a disgusted: “eeew!” Demyx was supposed to be the king of water—not drool! “That is seriously gross, Demyx! I call a foul!”
“All’s fair in love and Mario Party,” Demyx replied littering his fingers over Roxas’s tummy for a sinister round of tickling. Roxas immediately cut out in a round of screeching laughter, lambasting Axel in the jaw with a flailing hand.
Knocked Backwards, Axel immediately abandoned his controller and was ready to leap on top of the tickle-pile when Xigbar announced himself. The ponytailed elder, leaned casually against the door frame as he lifted a brow. “Uh…. Superior’s called a meeting. You might wanna head down to the meeting room. It’s going to start in fifteen,” Xigbar drawled eyeballing the ugly pile of twisted boys.
Fortunately, Axel had not become terribly tangled with Roxas and Demyx. Straightening, he grunted in disappointment; he’d deal with Demyx and Roxas later. “Alright, boys,” Axel commanded with a smirk. “We need to—“
“Dance, water! Dance!” Spray. Sprits. Slosh. Demyx was really pushin’ his luck, for in a moist moment of chaos, Axel’d been pounded beneath a lovely wave of frothy water.
“UGH,” exclaimed Axel as he flapped his arms to ward off a bit of the excess water. His jeans were now heavy with water; the white tank top he’d been sporting now unnecessarily transparent. Revenge came easily enough as Axel casually lit his fingertip to flame and poked an awkward hole where the n****e of Demyx’s robe would be, offering a vulgar peek at the flesh beneath.
Demyx’s face blanched with the threat of fire so close to… “Guuuh! S- Stop that you pervert,” the mullet king stammered, swatting Axel’s hand away. “Now I have to get a new uniform!” Pout.
“Get over it,” Axel replied calmly, swiftly steeling his expression. “Look, play time is over you two. We’ve got a meeting, so let’s try to get through one measly meeting without either of you two earning a demerit—and Roku, that means you’re not allowed to prod Demyx into disruption. Got it?”
Generally, there would have been a bit of protest to such stringent regulations. Was it even possible for Demyx and Roxas to occupy the same room without the pair teasing each other? “Fine,” Roxas snorted as he folded either of his arms and yanked up the hood of his organization robe, mumbling bitterly: “I can’t even reach him anyhow. Marluxia sits between us.” –Marluxia wasn’t about to allow any poking to go on behind his back.
“Okie-dokes,” Demyx added fixing a devilish grin on Roxas’s rear… Somehow Axel knew a plan was brooding between the pair to get them into a pile of trouble.
There was no fathomable way that Axel intended to attend the meeting when he was so sodding wet. Axel had made tracks for his room after leaving the pair of mischievous boys to their own devices fully intending to change his clothes and hop a portal to the meeting room. Donning a new pair of jeans and another tank top- black this time- Axel zipped up his robe and yanked his hood up. It was time. A flurry of darkness led the cad into the meeting room, and what a scene was already unfolding!
The odd circle of chairs, evens and odds, were mostly full by this point. The only set of members missing was the usual: Marluxia and Larxene; Zemnas and Saix. Apparently their scheming left them to be /right on time/ if not fashionably late. Zexion was hunched down in his chair; a hand pressed to his temple as though to massage the migraine nine and thirteen were causing. Lexeus was sitting rigid as always at his chair, and Xigbar? Sitting side-saddle atop his chair, his legs swaying to some imaginary beat of music. Vexen seemed most perturbed at the boy’s rowdiness, and twitched beneath his hood. “Number nine! Number thirteen! Take your seats! If the Superior—UNGH!” Vexen shouted, his angry sentiments cut off as Demyx’s foot collided rudely with his thigh. The boys were… hopping chairs in a daring game of pre-meeting water tag.
“Come back here you skinny little –“ Slosh. Roxas was also interrupted finding a new wave of water that drowned both he and Axel once more.
“No one defeats the melodious nocturne,” Demyx squealed in glee, leaping from his lofty pose moments before Vexen had made a motion to shove Demyx down the rise of his chair to the floor.
Xigbar seemed content to let the boys play, but Axel was hot under the collar. This was the second time he’d gotten drowned today. “Demyx, you lousy little c—“ A quad of dark portals had interrupted Axel’s shouting, for in a glorious procession, the four missing members had appeared—just as Luxord’s watch hand shifted noisily to the appropriate time. Roxas froze in horror as the pink haired beauty appeared beneath him; his legs perched at either one of the lofty chair’s arms. Marluxia, having been greeted with the fine view of Roxas’s rear, didn’t seem terribly alarmed. In fact, the rose king reached forward and curled his lengthy digits about Roxas’s hips, yanking him backwards and off balance.
“GUUH!!” Roxas screeched as he fell backwards into the iron grip of his superior. Marluxia wasted no time in seating the boy atop his lap; a gloved hand securing itself against the boy’s chest. Roxas was trapped.
“Hmm,” Marluxia purred. “You’re all wet… Someone should really do something about that,” he eased in a tone that suggested he might have been concerned. Suggestions were so devious though. Marluxia was merely baiting his trap.
Roxas knew it too! “U-uh! I’m fine! Just let go, okay? The meeting is supposed to start and I need to…”
Marluxia smirked, cutting the boy off devilishly. “You should have taken care of that before the meeting.”
“Not that!” Roxas shouted, the superior’s demonic pair shifting to the loud member.
“This meeting… has come to order… And yet very few… are in order.” The room froze as Xemnas spoke, his lingering words echoing about the sterile room like a death sentence. Larxene leaned forward in her chair, eager to see whether or not Demyx and Roxas would be splattered.
“Sorry,” Roxas choked, scrambling to leap to his seat.
“Stay,” Xemnas barked, a sadistic grin of pleasure curling to Marluxia’s features. Roxas dared not defy Xemnas! He was already in enough hot water—for he could see the malice brewing in Axel’s eyes.
Demyx, the self-proclaimed king of stealth, was inching away from the chair he’d come to stand upon—Zexion’s. Only when the Superior fixed his eyes upon Demyx did the boy speak, uttering a ridiculus: “peep!”
“You as well,” Xemnas concluded as the business came to order.
“Yess’r~” Demyx replied, his dopey grin broadening as he flopped to sit atop Zexion, who was very unenthusiastic about the idea. Demyx was taller than him! How was he supposed to see or contribute if number nine was squashing him?! Zexion said nothing and instead pushed Demyx to the edge of his knees, allowing him only half a seat.
Axel had not been dumb enough to get caught out of his seat before the meeting had started and sat in his own chair, bitterly drumming his /wet/ fingers against his chair.
The meeting, from that point on, got off without a hitch. Occasionally a loud SMACK would ring out from Zexion’s chair, in addition to a sounding “ooowh~” from Demyx… but nothing more. Zexion had never been afraid to give the boys a good swat now and then if they pestered him. Demyx’s wiggling was the main reason for any swats he’d received, and by the end of the meeting, Demyx’s eyes were beginning to sting. The subject of the meeting had been a new infestation of heartless in Atlantica. A team was to be selected and sent on a difficult mission to eradicate the heartless and retrieve their hearts without being detected by the indigenous population of merfolk. All eyes fell upon Roxas, Demyx, and Axel.
“…Since you three seem so…. Overzealous… You will be leaving immediately for this mission,” Xemnas concluded, his eyes narrowing upon the trio. “Fail me… and you will be terminated.”
“N- No pressure, right?” Demyx added. His humor was returned with a foreboding silence and another sounding SMACK from Zexion! “Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay! I’m going! I’m going!”
Passing a glare to the pair of juveniles, Axel summoned his own portal silently and disappeared from his chair. Roxas and Demyx knew this would be trouble. Axel didn’t generally make ‘the face’ unless there was a serious stent of “no Gamecube” coming. Swallowing hard, Demyx cast his best set of puppy eyes up to the Superior. Nothing. Zilch. Zero. Xemnas had little compassion – in fact, he didn’t have any! Zexion, rolling his eyes, opened his own portal to Atlantica and rudely shoved his lap-weight down into the darkness. Demyx… screamed like a little girl.
Roxas, sitting up to leave, was once more restrained by Marluxia, who leaned forward. Now uncomfortably close, the petal prince’s lips brushed against Roxas’s cheek as he spoke. “Hnn… Do come back alive. I’ll need you to wash this robe.” Chuckling sadistically, he released Roxas all at once, pushing him from his lap as well. Roxas fell head first into a portal which had been opened lazily by Marluxia; a strangled grunt escaping Roxas as he plummeted into his next adventure.
--TO BE CONTINUED--
Characters: Kingdom Hearts II cast.
Chapter 1: It Was Raining…
It was raining. There was no time worse than a stormy afternoon to call to order a meeting which would be, inevitably, boring. Lexeus would call the meeting to order by standing silently and lifting a “stfu” hand extinguishing any mature conversations that may have been going on. Demyx would find a way to disrupt the meeting at least once and Roxas would neither help nor contribute to order in mocking Demyx to the point of said disruption. It didn’t matter when the meeting was called, Demyx and Roxas just couldn’t behave themselves.
Prior to said meeting, Roxas, Demyx, and Axel had all piled into the fire devil’s room to play a rousing game of Mario Party. Rules were seldom followed during game-time. The fourth controller, sometimes occupied by Xigbar, had gotten squashed the prior night when a wall of water had pulverized Axel on top of the controller. Demyx placed the blame on Axel’s bony shoulder blade while Axel immediately sent Demyx to Xigbar for a ‘rough conduct’ reprimand. To make a ridiculous story short: The joystick had been snapped and Xigbar was more often than not left to make commentary. It was here on the foundation of the Mario Party that the real story began.
“How come you keep rolling ten, thirteen?! Are you CHEATING?!” Demyx demanded to know.
“How the crap do you cheat in this game?” Roxas inquired.
“Ugh! How come I keep rolling THREE?!” Axel, who had been tuning out all distractions at this point landed on a Bowser square, zapping all of the players into an interesting game of ‘guess the fruit’.
“Wait. What came after the Doran?” Demyx always lost this sort of game. Memory was not his strong point; the kid carried around sticky notes to remember his missions!
“Yer ma,” Roxas replied rolling his eyes as he had nearly selected the grapes to bring to Bowser.
“Heeeeeyyy~” Demyx replied, frowning as he jabbed Roxas in the ribs, forcing his curser over to the pineapple. “My Ma is not a fruit!” Demyx insisted as Bowser proceeded to roast the snot out of Yoshi: Roxas’s player.
“What the crap?! WHY?!” Roxas shifted his glare to Demyx. There was going to be a battle—an epic one. Roxas immediately snatched up Demyx’s controller and selected the ‘cherries’ assuming it was wrong. Unfortunately, Bowser was pleased with the choice. This steamed Roxas’s collar a bit more. “Ugh!” Crash. Slump. Tackle. With Demyx and Roxas rolling around on the floor pinching and stretching each other’s face, Axel repressed a bit of laughter and made a poor choice, thus roastin’ Wario.
“Awh, maan! I think Wario’s just unlucky,” Axel whined.
“So why do you always play as him?” Roxas inquired while stretching Demyx’s cheeks into an unnatural position.
“OW OW WAGH!” Demyx squawked, shortly there after slobbering on Roxas’s hand.
Roxas immediately cringed drawing back his hand with a disgusted: “eeew!” Demyx was supposed to be the king of water—not drool! “That is seriously gross, Demyx! I call a foul!”
“All’s fair in love and Mario Party,” Demyx replied littering his fingers over Roxas’s tummy for a sinister round of tickling. Roxas immediately cut out in a round of screeching laughter, lambasting Axel in the jaw with a flailing hand.
Knocked Backwards, Axel immediately abandoned his controller and was ready to leap on top of the tickle-pile when Xigbar announced himself. The ponytailed elder, leaned casually against the door frame as he lifted a brow. “Uh…. Superior’s called a meeting. You might wanna head down to the meeting room. It’s going to start in fifteen,” Xigbar drawled eyeballing the ugly pile of twisted boys.
Fortunately, Axel had not become terribly tangled with Roxas and Demyx. Straightening, he grunted in disappointment; he’d deal with Demyx and Roxas later. “Alright, boys,” Axel commanded with a smirk. “We need to—“
“Dance, water! Dance!” Spray. Sprits. Slosh. Demyx was really pushin’ his luck, for in a moist moment of chaos, Axel’d been pounded beneath a lovely wave of frothy water.
“UGH,” exclaimed Axel as he flapped his arms to ward off a bit of the excess water. His jeans were now heavy with water; the white tank top he’d been sporting now unnecessarily transparent. Revenge came easily enough as Axel casually lit his fingertip to flame and poked an awkward hole where the n****e of Demyx’s robe would be, offering a vulgar peek at the flesh beneath.
Demyx’s face blanched with the threat of fire so close to… “Guuuh! S- Stop that you pervert,” the mullet king stammered, swatting Axel’s hand away. “Now I have to get a new uniform!” Pout.
“Get over it,” Axel replied calmly, swiftly steeling his expression. “Look, play time is over you two. We’ve got a meeting, so let’s try to get through one measly meeting without either of you two earning a demerit—and Roku, that means you’re not allowed to prod Demyx into disruption. Got it?”
Generally, there would have been a bit of protest to such stringent regulations. Was it even possible for Demyx and Roxas to occupy the same room without the pair teasing each other? “Fine,” Roxas snorted as he folded either of his arms and yanked up the hood of his organization robe, mumbling bitterly: “I can’t even reach him anyhow. Marluxia sits between us.” –Marluxia wasn’t about to allow any poking to go on behind his back.
“Okie-dokes,” Demyx added fixing a devilish grin on Roxas’s rear… Somehow Axel knew a plan was brooding between the pair to get them into a pile of trouble.
There was no fathomable way that Axel intended to attend the meeting when he was so sodding wet. Axel had made tracks for his room after leaving the pair of mischievous boys to their own devices fully intending to change his clothes and hop a portal to the meeting room. Donning a new pair of jeans and another tank top- black this time- Axel zipped up his robe and yanked his hood up. It was time. A flurry of darkness led the cad into the meeting room, and what a scene was already unfolding!
The odd circle of chairs, evens and odds, were mostly full by this point. The only set of members missing was the usual: Marluxia and Larxene; Zemnas and Saix. Apparently their scheming left them to be /right on time/ if not fashionably late. Zexion was hunched down in his chair; a hand pressed to his temple as though to massage the migraine nine and thirteen were causing. Lexeus was sitting rigid as always at his chair, and Xigbar? Sitting side-saddle atop his chair, his legs swaying to some imaginary beat of music. Vexen seemed most perturbed at the boy’s rowdiness, and twitched beneath his hood. “Number nine! Number thirteen! Take your seats! If the Superior—UNGH!” Vexen shouted, his angry sentiments cut off as Demyx’s foot collided rudely with his thigh. The boys were… hopping chairs in a daring game of pre-meeting water tag.
“Come back here you skinny little –“ Slosh. Roxas was also interrupted finding a new wave of water that drowned both he and Axel once more.
“No one defeats the melodious nocturne,” Demyx squealed in glee, leaping from his lofty pose moments before Vexen had made a motion to shove Demyx down the rise of his chair to the floor.
Xigbar seemed content to let the boys play, but Axel was hot under the collar. This was the second time he’d gotten drowned today. “Demyx, you lousy little c—“ A quad of dark portals had interrupted Axel’s shouting, for in a glorious procession, the four missing members had appeared—just as Luxord’s watch hand shifted noisily to the appropriate time. Roxas froze in horror as the pink haired beauty appeared beneath him; his legs perched at either one of the lofty chair’s arms. Marluxia, having been greeted with the fine view of Roxas’s rear, didn’t seem terribly alarmed. In fact, the rose king reached forward and curled his lengthy digits about Roxas’s hips, yanking him backwards and off balance.
“GUUH!!” Roxas screeched as he fell backwards into the iron grip of his superior. Marluxia wasted no time in seating the boy atop his lap; a gloved hand securing itself against the boy’s chest. Roxas was trapped.
“Hmm,” Marluxia purred. “You’re all wet… Someone should really do something about that,” he eased in a tone that suggested he might have been concerned. Suggestions were so devious though. Marluxia was merely baiting his trap.
Roxas knew it too! “U-uh! I’m fine! Just let go, okay? The meeting is supposed to start and I need to…”
Marluxia smirked, cutting the boy off devilishly. “You should have taken care of that before the meeting.”
“Not that!” Roxas shouted, the superior’s demonic pair shifting to the loud member.
“This meeting… has come to order… And yet very few… are in order.” The room froze as Xemnas spoke, his lingering words echoing about the sterile room like a death sentence. Larxene leaned forward in her chair, eager to see whether or not Demyx and Roxas would be splattered.
“Sorry,” Roxas choked, scrambling to leap to his seat.
“Stay,” Xemnas barked, a sadistic grin of pleasure curling to Marluxia’s features. Roxas dared not defy Xemnas! He was already in enough hot water—for he could see the malice brewing in Axel’s eyes.
Demyx, the self-proclaimed king of stealth, was inching away from the chair he’d come to stand upon—Zexion’s. Only when the Superior fixed his eyes upon Demyx did the boy speak, uttering a ridiculus: “peep!”
“You as well,” Xemnas concluded as the business came to order.
“Yess’r~” Demyx replied, his dopey grin broadening as he flopped to sit atop Zexion, who was very unenthusiastic about the idea. Demyx was taller than him! How was he supposed to see or contribute if number nine was squashing him?! Zexion said nothing and instead pushed Demyx to the edge of his knees, allowing him only half a seat.
Axel had not been dumb enough to get caught out of his seat before the meeting had started and sat in his own chair, bitterly drumming his /wet/ fingers against his chair.
The meeting, from that point on, got off without a hitch. Occasionally a loud SMACK would ring out from Zexion’s chair, in addition to a sounding “ooowh~” from Demyx… but nothing more. Zexion had never been afraid to give the boys a good swat now and then if they pestered him. Demyx’s wiggling was the main reason for any swats he’d received, and by the end of the meeting, Demyx’s eyes were beginning to sting. The subject of the meeting had been a new infestation of heartless in Atlantica. A team was to be selected and sent on a difficult mission to eradicate the heartless and retrieve their hearts without being detected by the indigenous population of merfolk. All eyes fell upon Roxas, Demyx, and Axel.
“…Since you three seem so…. Overzealous… You will be leaving immediately for this mission,” Xemnas concluded, his eyes narrowing upon the trio. “Fail me… and you will be terminated.”
“N- No pressure, right?” Demyx added. His humor was returned with a foreboding silence and another sounding SMACK from Zexion! “Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay! I’m going! I’m going!”
Passing a glare to the pair of juveniles, Axel summoned his own portal silently and disappeared from his chair. Roxas and Demyx knew this would be trouble. Axel didn’t generally make ‘the face’ unless there was a serious stent of “no Gamecube” coming. Swallowing hard, Demyx cast his best set of puppy eyes up to the Superior. Nothing. Zilch. Zero. Xemnas had little compassion – in fact, he didn’t have any! Zexion, rolling his eyes, opened his own portal to Atlantica and rudely shoved his lap-weight down into the darkness. Demyx… screamed like a little girl.
Roxas, sitting up to leave, was once more restrained by Marluxia, who leaned forward. Now uncomfortably close, the petal prince’s lips brushed against Roxas’s cheek as he spoke. “Hnn… Do come back alive. I’ll need you to wash this robe.” Chuckling sadistically, he released Roxas all at once, pushing him from his lap as well. Roxas fell head first into a portal which had been opened lazily by Marluxia; a strangled grunt escaping Roxas as he plummeted into his next adventure.
--TO BE CONTINUED--