Ach'med "Two Jews walk in a ba...."
Jeff "No, no!"
Ach'med "What?!? You don't accept Jews in your bar here? YOU RACIST b*****d!!!!"
Jeff "No! what I'm saying is, i don't want racist jokes in my act"
Ach'med "What, i wasn't going to be racist, i was going to throw a penny on the floor and watch them fight to the death!"
*Jeff glares at Ach'med*
Ach'med "What?!?!*
Another one
Ach'med "Knock Knock"
Jeff "Who's there?"
Ach'med "Me, i kill you!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go&feature=related