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 Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:01 pm
some regulsr jokes for people to tell and for them to read and make the day a little lighter
a transvestite walks in to the womans bathroom......got to have ball to do that
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:02 pm
glenn griffin some regulsr jokes for people to tell and for them to read and make the day a little lighter a transvestite walks in to the womans bathroom......got to have ball to do that Funny but offensive. I like it.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:14 pm
I was so relieved when they found the balloon boy.
I was afraid that Michael Jackson had ordered takeout from heaven.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:27 pm
i met evil kinevil once in vegas and he tryed to jump me
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Instructions NOT Optional
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:06 pm
three nuns walk in to a bar. the fourth one ducks.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:36 pm
a guy go's to visit his doctor the doctor says i got bad news and worse news the you have 24 hours to live the worse news i forgot to call you last night
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:48 pm
If a quiz is quizzical... what is a test?
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:06 pm
Don't get all up in my Kool-aid.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:09 pm
What do two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Mmmm. We do taste like chicken!
rofl
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:35 pm
two guys are out hinting
guy 1 looks through his scope and says hey man i can you house from hear......and you wife is cheetin on you
guy 2 says grrrr deggumit well shoot her in the head and shoot him in the privte parts
guy 1 says no proplem i can get that in one shot
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:17 pm
Quote: two guys are out hinting guy 1 looks through his scope and says hey man i can you house from hear......and you wife is cheetin on you guy 2 says grrrr deggumit well shoot her in the head and shoot him in the privte parts guy 1 says no proplem i can get that in one shot I was so relieved when they found the balloon boy. I was afraid that Michael Jackson had ordered takeout from heaven. Good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry about that, my sister typed that stare
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:31 pm
There was a little boy named Johnny. It was his first day of pre-school, but he didn't know his name. So the teacher said his homework was to find out his name. He goes home, and his mom is on the phone. Little Johnny askes," mom, what's my name?" She says," Shut up, I'm on the phone." So little johnny goes upstairs to his siter's room, where she's trying to sing. Johnny says, "sister, what's my name?" She just sings," yeah, yeah, yeah." So little johnny goes to his big brother;s room, and his brother is playing with his action figures. Johnny says, "brother, what's my name?" the brother says, "I am Iron Man." Johnny goes to his dad, whos taking out the trash. He says," dad, what's my name?" His dad isn't listening, and sings," in the garbage, in the garbage."
The next day at school, Johnny's teacher askes," so, did you find out your name?" little johnny answers," Shut up i'm on the phone." The teacher says," do you want to go to the principle's office?" Johnny said," yeah, yeah, yeah." At the principle's office, the principle says," who do you think you are?" Little johnny sings," I am Iron Man." "Where are your brains?" says the principle. Little johnny just sang, "in the garbage, in the garbage."
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:33 pm
that ones ancient but it never gets old, it does nto make me laugh but it does make me smiel
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:33 pm
Here's a funny freakin song:
(sing with the tune to the iron man song)
I am the ice-cream man
Runnin over kids in my big white van
if I missed the first,
all i gotta do is slam in reverse
I am the ice-cream man
runnin over kids in my big white van
when I ring my bell
all the little fat kids run like h(iiiiiiiiiiii there)
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:35 pm
I am ice cream man
doing little kids inside my van
when i see a little girl i pull over
and she rocks my world
a really pervetd kid next to me in the locker room used to insert peoples names into that all the time and it was so freaking annoying
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