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II The Metal Alchemist II
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 Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:11 pm
-|- [ Joke Contest ] -|-
Note! Now Open!
Welcome to the Joke contest. This contest, of course, is about telling the best joke possible, but a Halloween joke. If you can make it here you can make it in the big times, well not really but we'll feed you that bullshit so you'll play.
Remember:
You post a joke here.
Your joke has to be Halloween based.
Your joke will be judged by 'Kitsune-tono-xZiquex-Psioxy'
Only after a certain number of jokes have been posted will the judging commence.
If you win you will be notified Via PM.
Thank you and have fun!
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:27 pm
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:28 pm
What do ghosts have in their noses? Boo- gers
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:08 pm
A guy walked into a psychiatrists office wrapped in nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist looked at him and said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:32 pm
A bat was flying fast in the night, but it didn't see it was about to fly into a doorbell, it hit and it rang inside, a man came out and looked at the dazed bat and said "What a dingbat"
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:25 am
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in...
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:32 am
What did the owl say to the girl ghost as she walked by? Nice HOOOOOTERS!
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:22 pm
Sarah and Paul went to a Halloween party.
Sarah was a wicked witch while Paul was a zombie.
As they step out of the car to enter into the house and party, Sarah starts telling Paul, her husband, that she has a terrible headache and wants to go home. Paul insisted she stayed but she left shortly after.
After taking the headache medication, she fell asleep.
After two hours, she woke up, slightly dizzy.
After having a couple of beers, she left the house and went back to the party.
She finally met the zombie and started to get really seductive, dirty dancing and such.
Finally, she and the zombie leave up-stairs for a quicky. It was actually three but still...
The next day, Sarah is in the bed in her own home watching the news.
Paul walks in.
Sarah asks, " How was your night. "
Paul: " Eh, same old same old. Me and the guys kinda just played poker in the basement like usually.
Sarah: " Sounds nice."
Paul: " Not as nice as John's night. Can't believe the time he had after I lent him my costume!!! "
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:49 am
Entries by Bleach 12 RP Guild are now considered void because the user is no longer in the guild.
Judging will now commence.
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