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 Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:14 pm
Just a little funny thread, post weird names and weird scenes that you can think of likes spoofs, goof ups, zany off-the-wall things, or just plain weird things for the heck of it. So says Lambgurt (hehe, compound of Lambert and yogurt) xd
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:21 pm
I know it's not that type of game, but being creative, for instance Spam Fisher eats spam on the job and in order to cripple the enemy forces he sends them spam mail. Now that's crazy, while Lambgurt eats yogurt. And his other stuff, anything you can brainstorm.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:51 am
*Sam Fisher walks into the cafeteria hoping to find something to eat, he comes across a bagel box, but all the bagels were eaten, Sam was mad, just then Lambert walks by*
Sam:" Lambert what happened to the bagels."
Lambert: "I ate the last one."
Sam:" why did you eat the last one what was your purpose."
Lambert:" I ate the last one because I was hungry."
Sam: "don't you give me that old man."
Lambert: "who are you calling old, you're older than I am."
Sam: " I don't care give me the last damn bagel or I'll kill you."
Lambert: "but I ate it already it's just not..."
Sam: "I said I don't care."
Lambert: "we have a box of 20 dozen bagels coming in right now."
*guy with bagel boxes comes in*
Sam: ".....that'll do."
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:36 pm
crying Come on people let's get to it, and if you don't like this just tell me
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:05 pm
stressed scream I'm getting mad no one is making up anything funny. Sam Fisher is crying because of lack of funny people.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:38 am
Lambert: Okay, we're going to have these amatures try to find you.
Sam: Okay, so I'm not allowed to kill-
Lambert: No.
15 minutes later...
Lambert: Sam, what's happening. I lost contact with the-
Sam: Their hanging upside down in their underwear. I went easy on them.
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:15 pm
Lambert: "Fisher remember NO KILLING ANY. . ."
gun shots ring out
Lambert: "What the ******** WAS THAT SAM."
Fisher: "Nothing just some duck hunters"
Lambert: "Your supposed to be in Isreal."
Fisher: "Don't you remember the ******** CODE!"
Lambert: "ummm. . . No i dont think i do."
Fisher: "god damn it your Useless."
lambert: "hold on fisher i have some one on the other line."
Fisher: "In other words your going to ask Grimm for a copy of the code."
3 Hours Later
Lambert: "Sam are you there?"
Fisher: "yeah but my throat hurts."
In the Office.
Lambert "Son of a b***h! Grimm Sam has been captured.
Grimm "what do you mean?"
Lambert "He said his throat hurts."
Grimm "the code for being captured is sorry scratchy throat."
Lambert "Damn well it sounded close enough."
Grimm "well how could he be captured?"
Lambert: "I don't know. What do you mean?"
Grimm: He came in two hours ago and hes right behind you now."
Lambert turns around slowly
Fisher "Lambert I'm ready for the surprise party now!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:30 pm
*BRIEFING*
lambert: sam we have intel that displace has agents working at a supermarket in austria. and we have reason to believe they have been handing out fake coupons. sam we need you to go in there and retreive some infomation about how these coupons are connected to the murder off d**k chainy (i forgot how to spell his name)
grimm:sam i have no intel about this mission your pretty much ******** and lambart said bring back some dounuts if u can
Redding: sam ill need you to scan some products and the box of coupons so we can figure out where we can find some better sales
oh and there will be cilivians in there so watch out
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:03 am
y the hell am the last one in a thread to post
come on this topic isnt that bad
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:54 pm
Sams First Training Run
Lambert: O.K. Mr... what is your name son?
Sam: Ifilia Mahinie
Lambert: O.K. Ifilia Mahinie-
Sam:*snikersniker*
Lambert: What in the hell is so funny?
Sam: do you do that every night?
Ifilia Mahinie should sound like I'll feel my hinie. i dont think i spelled hinie right, its butt.
P.S. sorry, im tires, watching T.V., and not really focused if this isn't funny... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:30 pm
i wanted to make one about the displace guard that thought sam was a ninja but i cant think of anything right now
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:01 pm
moglinthemoogle i wanted to make one about the displace guard that thought sam was a ninja but i cant think of anything right now now that would b funny.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:09 pm
sams next mission will take place in a circis
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:22 pm
oh! has anyone heard of 'bob and steve'? its hella awsome! xd
go to youtube.com and serch it in the bar, there's like 4 or 5 episodes.
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