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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:18 pm
Does anybody have any really funny or interesting stories involving an animal. My journalism teacher told us the most hilarious one involving his dog when he was 14, it was a mating story btw....
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:19 pm
Oh jeez. Like this topic was made for me... xD
Shall I talk about the evil dolphin rape? How I wake up with my bunny's head in my....pant(ie)s? XDD How Im scared of birds yet I'm like the main target stories? How when I was little I was caught in between to horny dogs humping me wild? How I was attacked by a squirrel was I was 6? Should I go on? XD
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:21 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:27 pm
My friend got raped by a dog and I just sat next to him laughing on my a** XD
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:07 pm
Drunk squirrel. 'Nuff said. xd
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:24 pm
Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:27 pm
RetardedRenia Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts. LMFAOO. That is brillianttt! XDDD That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4? Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD No. Thats...epic. XD
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:29 pm
Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts. LMFAOO. That is brillianttt! XDDD That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4? Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD No. Thats...epic. XD Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach. XD
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:29 pm
My grandma's cat tried to take on a bird 10x's her size
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:30 pm
RetardedRenia Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts. LMFAOO. That is brillianttt! XDDD That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4? Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD No. Thats...epic. XD Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach. XD
Thats so cute. T___T xDD
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:30 pm
i was walking across a parking lot. .and i had a piece of chicken in my hand and as i was about to eat it a bird swooped down and snatched it right from my fingertips.
tell this day I am still hunting for that bird. . .I will get my piece of chicken back!.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:32 pm
Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts. LMFAOO. That is brillianttt! XDDD That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4? Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD No. Thats...epic. XD Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach. XD
Thats so cute. T___T xDD The smallest one used to have 8 inches boners, sometimes. He couldn't barely walk with that large p***s getting dragged by the floor. XDD
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:58 pm
RetardedRenia Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts. LMFAOO. That is brillianttt! XDDD That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4? Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD No. Thats...epic. XD Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach. XD
Thats so cute. T___T xDD The smallest one used to have 8 inches boners, sometimes. He couldn't barely walk with that large p***s getting dragged by the floor. XDD
I have just dented the wall with my big head....from laughing to much. XDD Thank god my hair is so big. XDD
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:01 pm
Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Artificial Drama RetardedRenia Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts. LMFAOO. That is brillianttt! XDDD That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4? Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD No. Thats...epic. XD Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach. XD
Thats so cute. T___T xDD The smallest one used to have 8 inches boners, sometimes. He couldn't barely walk with that large p***s getting dragged by the floor. XDD
I have just dented the wall with my big head....from laughing to much. XDD Thank god my hair is so big. XDD Lol. That must of hurted. o_o
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