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iCapToy

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:18 pm


Does anybody have any really funny or interesting stories involving an animal. My journalism teacher told us the most hilarious one involving his dog when he was 14, it was a mating story btw....
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:19 pm


Oh jeez.
Like this topic was made for me...
xD

Shall I talk about the evil dolphin rape?
How I wake up with my bunny's head in my....pant(ie)s? XDD
How Im scared of birds yet I'm like the main target stories?
How when I was little I was caught in between to horny dogs humping me wild?
How I was attacked by a squirrel was I was 6?
Should I go on?
XD

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Eris of Snuggles

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:21 pm


Artificial Drama
Should I go on?


...

Yes.

rofl
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:27 pm


My friend got raped by a dog and I just sat next to him laughing on my a** XD

Bennastick


Sweet Sugar Cyanide

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:07 pm


Drunk squirrel.
'Nuff said.
xd
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:24 pm


Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:27 pm


RetardedRenia
Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts.
LMFAOO.
That is brillianttt!
XDDD

That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4?
Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD

No. Thats...epic.
XD
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:29 pm


Artificial Drama
RetardedRenia
Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts.
LMFAOO.
That is brillianttt!
XDDD

That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4?
Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD

No. Thats...epic.
XD

Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach.
XD

RetardedRenia


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:29 pm


My grandma's cat tried to take on a bird 10x's her size
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:30 pm


RetardedRenia
Artificial Drama
RetardedRenia
Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts.
LMFAOO.
That is brillianttt!
XDDD

That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4?
Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD

No. Thats...epic.
XD

Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach.
XD
Thats so cute.
T___T
xDD

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:30 pm


i was walking across a parking lot. .and i had a piece of chicken in my hand
and as i was about to eat it a bird swooped down and snatched it right from
my fingertips.

tell this day I am still hunting for that bird. . .I will get my piece of chicken back!.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:32 pm


Artificial Drama
RetardedRenia
Artificial Drama
RetardedRenia
Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts.
LMFAOO.
That is brillianttt!
XDDD

That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4?
Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD

No. Thats...epic.
XD

Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach.
XD
Thats so cute.
T___T
xDD

The smallest one used to have 8 inches boners, sometimes. He couldn't barely walk with that large p***s getting dragged by the floor.
XDD

RetardedRenia


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:58 pm


RetardedRenia
Artificial Drama
RetardedRenia
Artificial Drama
RetardedRenia
Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts.
LMFAOO.
That is brillianttt!
XDDD

That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4?
Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD

No. Thats...epic.
XD

Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach.
XD
Thats so cute.
T___T
xDD

The smallest one used to have 8 inches boners, sometimes. He couldn't barely walk with that large p***s getting dragged by the floor.
XDD

I have just dented the wall with my big head....from laughing to much.
XDD Thank god my hair is so big. XDD
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:01 pm


Artificial Drama
RetardedRenia
Artificial Drama
RetardedRenia
Artificial Drama
RetardedRenia
Pooping dogs. Makes me Rofl. But the funniest one was a dog that was walking in a middle of the street and pooping along the way, slowly. I rofled so bad in the bus people started thinking I was nuts.
LMFAOO.
That is brillianttt!
XDDD

That so beats all the stray cats having sex on my bed when I was like...4?
Or How when I was 6, and alseep, Rugs (Our dog) Threw up in my hair. And I was sleeping with that shxt in my hair!! xDD

No. Thats...epic.
XD

Lol. I saw a dog's 3 some. Or gay dogs. My grandmother had two dogs and the smallest one used to try to rape the bigger one. But he couldn't reach.
XD
Thats so cute.
T___T
xDD

The smallest one used to have 8 inches boners, sometimes. He couldn't barely walk with that large p***s getting dragged by the floor.
XDD

I have just dented the wall with my big head....from laughing to much.
XDD Thank god my hair is so big. XDD

Lol. That must of hurted.
o_o

RetardedRenia

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