My Guide to:
Swine Flu, H1N1, or 'Damn Pigs'
Hello, and welcome to the first thread of: My Guide to. Everything here will be about real life stuff, horror, or how to surprise your sisters friend in the shower! This week, I'll be discussing Swine Flu.
I'll say one thing: Its a #%@! I've had it, but luckily I got rid of before the contagious stage set in. Here are the symptoms:
unusual tiredness,
headache,
runny nose,
sore throat,
shortness of breath or cough,
loss of appetite,
aching muscles,
diarrhea or vomiting.
Isn't that great? Hey, guess I'll go play me some Pandemic 2, name it: Swine Flu. Anyway, now your probably asking, 'Hey, am I in a high risk of Swine Flu? Well, if you watch Obama on TV, or if your in the High Risk Groups:
chronic (long-term) lung disease,
chronic heart disease,
chronic kidney disease,
chronic liver disease,
chronic neurological disease (neurological disorders include motor neurone disease, multiple sclerosis and Parkinson's disease),
immunosuppression (whether caused by disease or treatment) or
diabetes mellitus.
Oh yay.
You shouldn't really get those, unless you really mean too. Its always great to get me some cigarettes, drink beer, and eat 30 hamburgers.
Anyway, what you should really do is to actually stay home and keep it cool, dawg. Drink alot of fluids and drink Advil. A lot. Before you reach the contagious stage, call over your neighbor's cousin's girlfriend to help you out.
If you have flu-like symptoms and are concerned that you may have swine flu:
Stay at home and check your symptoms using the National Pandemic Flu Service.
Call your GP directly if:
- you have a serious underlying illness,
- you are pregnant,
- you have a sick child under one year of age,
- your condition suddenly gets much worse, or
- your condition is still getting worse after seven days (five for a child).
Also, remember that you can have swine-flu without a fever.
This Concludes
My Guide to: Swine Flu
Source:
Swine Flu - Symptoms
Swine Flu, H1N1, or 'Damn Pigs'
Hello, and welcome to the first thread of: My Guide to. Everything here will be about real life stuff, horror, or how to surprise your sisters friend in the shower! This week, I'll be discussing Swine Flu.
I'll say one thing: Its a #%@! I've had it, but luckily I got rid of before the contagious stage set in. Here are the symptoms:
unusual tiredness,
headache,
runny nose,
sore throat,
shortness of breath or cough,
loss of appetite,
aching muscles,
diarrhea or vomiting.
Isn't that great? Hey, guess I'll go play me some Pandemic 2, name it: Swine Flu. Anyway, now your probably asking, 'Hey, am I in a high risk of Swine Flu? Well, if you watch Obama on TV, or if your in the High Risk Groups:
chronic (long-term) lung disease,
chronic heart disease,
chronic kidney disease,
chronic liver disease,
chronic neurological disease (neurological disorders include motor neurone disease, multiple sclerosis and Parkinson's disease),
immunosuppression (whether caused by disease or treatment) or
diabetes mellitus.
Oh yay.
You shouldn't really get those, unless you really mean too. Its always great to get me some cigarettes, drink beer, and eat 30 hamburgers.
Anyway, what you should really do is to actually stay home and keep it cool, dawg. Drink alot of fluids and drink Advil. A lot. Before you reach the contagious stage, call over your neighbor's cousin's girlfriend to help you out.
If you have flu-like symptoms and are concerned that you may have swine flu:
Stay at home and check your symptoms using the National Pandemic Flu Service.
Call your GP directly if:
- you have a serious underlying illness,
- you are pregnant,
- you have a sick child under one year of age,
- your condition suddenly gets much worse, or
- your condition is still getting worse after seven days (five for a child).
Also, remember that you can have swine-flu without a fever.
This Concludes
My Guide to: Swine Flu
Source:
Swine Flu - Symptoms
