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Azazel is walking through Dark's yard to his house stepping over hundreds of bodies. He walks into Darks house and sees him cleaning blood off his sword. "Hey dark, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure." "Thanks, also, what's with the bodies in your yard?" "Oh, those are some stupid paladins who wanted to kill me, so I ripped them apart." "Huh, so why did they try to kill you?" "Some stupid prophecy about how I'm supposed to kill all life when I hit twenty." " eek Oh. So do you think that its true?" "Well, every time its my birthday, my third eye opens a little more, I think it'll be completely open in two years." "Oh, how old are you again?" "Eighteen, why?" " eek Huh, well I'm gonna go move to another planet now." "What about the lawn mower?" "I just realized I don't need it when I'm dead." "What does that have..." "Bye!" Azazel runs off leaving Dark confused.