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Change. Is it real? To answer this question, yes.

But who gives a s**t about yes or no. I'll tell you, it's nobody. Let's draw up an example or 4. This forum. Despite PJ's incentive to change this subforum, it wasn't origionally the Debate clan. It was origionally the Divided city rp, which was also an idea of mine destroyed with very little use. Also, I am determined to turn this into my personal playground of contraversial input. I plan to put the couch next to some tree I'll force into reality through pure concentration.

Another example is music. Let's look at the time interval of 1999-2009. Essentially, 1999 marked the end of some great music, and was swallowed up by the gastric fluid of boy bands and female singers who can't sing/write music/play an instrument. In fact, they cant do any of it. This was also the year Incubus's premier album was released, only to be recognized for an acoustic song 'drive' [a very good song, even after dragged through the mud] but not really recognized for their ability to use heavier style. It was a year of songs that everyone knew, and could sing due to their lack of songlike quality, and were really just rhymed words said to music. Then after awhile, the talking to music changed to black people shooting each other while 'rapping'. During this change, metal and alternative were under the radar and undernoticed. And for this, my brother told me that Red hot Chili peppers were a rap group. Damn that devil music. Anyway, I know now that they are not. Popular music was dominated by rap for many years until guitar hero came out and people re-realized that the music they had loved was really just a pile of s**t, to be scraped off of the boots of rockers. This changed the music world into a rock based music world, with rappers in the background. But unfortunately there was now a whole bunch of rockers running around wearing gangsta clothes [ok, if you are black, it looks good. if you arent, STOP BEING SO STUPID!!!]. Thus changing the style again to have rap lyrics to metal songs. Very idiotic, if you ask me. But you don't, because I'm the one talking here. So ******** off. Anyway.

The fact is, Change happens, but if you simply ignore it and just tell the ******** running the world to go the way of the lemmings, then you'll be fine. Pop culture isn't really that popular anymore, so why do people still give a s**t? In fact, if you just completely ignore all change, you might just have a happy life. So, have fun on your gargantuous computers while we escape to neptune to avoid the sun exploding. See? Everything will be fine.

Cliques. It's those groups that you associate with to avoid the other people. You are in the nerd group,nice choice. Do I hear a rant coming on?

Yes, but people who rant audily aren't the people I want coming on to me. Socially, people aren't sugar. People don't get poured into a glass of water and get all mixed up into a discernable sludge that tastes good. What? Oh, you don't drink water with a pound of sugar, do you? well me neither. People are like rocks, phosphorus, sand, and salt. Some sink, some sink below those who sunk, some dissolve, and some explode. Thusly in order, Gangstas, Cloggers [as I will discuss later, goths, punks, emos, scenes, and other people with chromatic clothes. IT WILL MAKE SENSE], nerds, and preps.

Preps, obviously short for "Reason for living is absolutely PREPosterous". Really this includes jocks, cheerleaders, fakers, whores, and the student council. The type of people that might win prom queen. Really, they are a nerd's worst nightmare [other than the one about getting shards of glass slowly pressed through your neck that makes you wake up with pants nearly full of s**t.]. They are the opposite of nerds in nearly every way. Although there are some smart ones, these are the dumb smart people who spend all their time studying and still have time to have a job and still manage to get into the pants of everyone else. Truly, they are the ones to blame for stealing our time machine. BASTARDS! We need that to save time with more important reasons... Also, these are the people that have many subclasses, although I have had no time/desire to get my feet covered in the s**t that is on their side and no doubt KNEE ******** DEEP!!!

Cloggers. Think of the 'system' set up by 'the man' back in the sixties. Now imagine that as a drain. Now imagine 'the man' shaving his back and leaving a large glop of hair in the drain. Now that I have you saying "glop'', that is the warm accepting group I like to call the cloggers. They really are a fun group. They are the type of people who just want to be a pain in the a** for no real reason. Or maybe I was distracted and didn't ask. These are the people who wear black. They also wear all other colors, BUT I REALLY DONT CARE ENOUGH TO NAME THEM ALL!!! These people are the kind of people to be recognized by the preps as "Losers", "Freaks", or "corner clingers".

Gangstas. These people I just don't get. Not the type to come in with a gun and shoot everyone, just the kind to bring in a gun just because it looks cool and weighs down their pants more. Really, I doubt most know what one is for. Pity souls, shelter has left a large hole in the ground completely un-exposed. They enjoy failing, rap music, baggy clothing, the color white, acting black, making fun of blacks, and failing.

Rednecks. You know, I didn't include them for some reason. No matter, they can't read. In my high school, rednecks drive disproportional trucks with the rebel flag flying on it. They also wear camoflauge, camo baseball caps with fishing hooks in them, and boots. They also carry pliars for some no reason. Maybe they need to ply some things. Alot. They enjoy chew, mud, and all things brown that shouldn't belong in their mouth.

Nerds. YOU GET IT!!! and if you don't OPEN YOUR ******** EYES!!!WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!

Thank you. Even though I shouldn't, it's your choice to read these things. Why the hell would I care? I don't control what you do. It's not like Im having you rate these or anything. No real reason. Hmmm... I guess it's not as fun as saying "******** off" to my english teacher subliminally. But, You can only do so much. Thank you and good-NEVER MIND!! I DON'T CARE!!!

It's that one school where the kids came in and selectively killed people. No, the other one. I want to just discuss some different reasons people had for killing.

First of all, the Columbine killings were acts of vengeance. I just say kudos, and try to still keep God on my side. The parents of the dead needed a scapegoat. Happerstance, the killers were into metal, specifically Marilyn Manson. Now Mr./Ms. Manson is not a particularly violent individual. He/she's just an aetheist musician with boobs and a rib removed so he can...Yeah...Anyway, if he was to be blamed for anything it should be for making people get sex changes. If you wanted to blame someone for making people kill other people, blame, oh I dont know; the parents, the murdered, or some musician who actually sings about killing people. Rap is a good scapegoat. Sure, everyone blames the devil music of the next generation. It talks about sex, drugs, and killing. Well, Marilyn manson does that. So does simon and garfunkel. But no, it's the manomen.

Then the killings blamed on Dungeons and Dragons. All I have to say is that when you mix anything with acid, s**t is bound to run down the ******** walls. Thats all I have to say, but you just know I'll ramble on for awhile. Don't correct me if Im wrong, but wasnt that in a time where everyone was taking drugs to do anything? Oh, I'm going to play a game, bring the lsd. I'm going shopping, and you cant spell shop without pot. I'm going to see my grandmama, I'll bring the cocaine. She just loves the energy. Dungeons and dragons is a fun role playing game. Role playing is also associated with sex, and if you add a claymore and some happy juice it makes it a whole lot more 'interesting'. In the words of Strongbad "In the final stages, subject became: Violent, irrational, and Really funny to watch".

And finnally, to bring this to my home [mine, not yours. Get your own], my high school has stepped up security to include hall monitors [Hail the hall nazis]], security cameras [that are never viewed]], and a cop that wanders around and threatens people with a tazer. Fun stuff. 'Cept the nazis. Unless you have something really awkward to say to them like "Can't talk, Im too constapated" or "I saw your mother's new tattoo last night." See? Groople.

You are one. It's those bite sized things that everyone loves, old or young.

I don't know about you, but pills are a good part of the economy. Many people work to make them, and most are completely useless, and the others will kill you. It's my opinion that pills for mental illnesses is like giving a first grader sugar and a sharpie. Or a schizophrenic an imaginary illness. It usually makes them happy, until they either clutch their gut in main or acuse the friend of attempted murder.

Pills are just ways to subconciously make you feel better, because it makes you think you are doing something. It's like saying to the king that you have sent troops into battle when no war is going on. Pills, I hate them. If you think you are sick, your body will try to make itself sick, then the only way to heal is to grow a ******** brain and tell yourself that you're a nutjob. But don't worry, there is a pill for that. And on that, have you noticed how many things you can take something for? You vomit, take this with food. Your bones hurt, take this with some milk. Your a** hurts, stick this one up there, and you'll feel fine. This pill helps with your back hurting, but call if pain continues because this leads to bodily paralysis. I choose pain, thank you. If you need something for that organ you never use, take this pill that is linked to impotence. Born with arms? There is a pill for that. If your p***s is too small, take a pill. If it's too big, take this one. If you need friends, bake this pill into your food and give it to people. You need to look better? Take this pill, and if you wake up blind, don't worry. The worst will come later. They even have pills for animals. Now everyone can get involved. It's a big happy drug party.

Pills for a mental illness is just dumb, but you know what is even worse? false diagnosis, I personally dislike most doctors who perscribe medicine. Back in the old days, people would give the diagnosis of "deal with it" or "it's in your head". So there you have it, my opinion on medicine. What else do you want me to say? Oh, yes. I'm sorry for calling you a pill...

It's just a foreign concept to us yanks'. The only other only music that most people think about is Hispanic.

Honestly, what do they listen to? I can't imagine the Brits are still listening to passerby harpsicord players on barges down the river thames, and after the beatles disbanded, most english bands became more americanized. Look at [EXAMPLEBRITISHBANDTURNEDAMERICAN], they're a prime example. Not to mention I just made them up and quickly disbanded them to make an example. They wont be missed.

What do the Icelanders listen to? I can't really see a more modern use of an alphorn, and no one really noticed or cares about iceland. What about modern russian music? People actually care about russia. Maybe its just too cold to play western music, but look at denmark. Just look at those danes. Dang those darned danish douchebags. Anyway, off the track of alliterated Danish and back onto northern music of modern times. What do the Mongolians listen to? How do they listen anyway? They have a generator in a yurt? I dont even think they still use yurts. So anecdotally, Johanne yelled at Yves and he yodled back "Your yurt is" and he got hit by a caribu. Ha ha. Ha ha. Snow.

Slightly more south, what do those gosh darn canadians listen to, eh? Is like they so close, yet keep all their secrets tight in their mittened hands. I doubt they like our music, I dont think the canadians would listen to any of our music. They would find it to warm or something like that. Maybe it just is too distant. Doesn't have the kind of "Seeing russia from house" appeal that those canadians crave. Maybe they like Jazz or something nobody likes anymore. Jazz, man those canadians are wierd.

And what about in Austrailia? Not to be stereotypical, but 'ose mates down 'dere awe all justabi' wier', ya' know whattam sayin' mate? Honestly, I don't know how anyone couldnt stereotype the austrailians, but thats not what Im talking about. Im talking about music. Obviously they dont listen to dijheridoo. That'd be wierd. Can you imagine a band of dijheridoomen? Really wierd. Just like Alphorners, or Trombonesmen. Or ladies for that matter. [Antiestablishmentarialism! its the longest english word.]

No american really cares about what other countries listen to, except for those mexico bordering states. And they are esentially mexicans anyway, so that doesnt count. Maybe in greece they brought back bass quartets. Or maybe barbershop quartets. But no one even liked that when they came out anyway. We frown on them with large brows.

You are, I am, and clearly that leprechaun on your shoulder that lives in your ear is. It's just so fun!

Now children, let's take the trolley down to the land of imagination. It's not where puppets reign with iron fists of cotton, no it's much more soft. In fact, it's just a big white room with pillows on the walls. And the style is to wear long sleeved white jackets that buckle in the back. It's just so fun to be insane.

The word insane literally means "not having a healthy mind". I have a healthy mind. I feed it information, give it a nice place to live, and I walk it every other day. Insane also means not showing good sense, and If you can't understand me, then this dictionary is right. But who wants to agree with a 49 year old dictionary? The only people that reason to have it is to look up the 1959 version of p***s [which they dont have, didn't anyone wonder what that thing was called?]. It is fun to flip through it and see words like waggish: Fond of making jokes. I am waggish and make waggish jokes about your waggish. But if you wrote everything in pronunciation style then it would be wag-on and ram-bling. It's like a putting dogs and sheep in a segregated society, where dogs wag-on, and rams are from the hoood. You see? I can wirte wrong and people dont really notice. Cue you looking back and re-reading the last 2 sentences. Go further.

Anyway, off topic again; profanity is right next to proffesion. Now I know what Im going to college for.

Back off topic again: something completely different.

NOSE

I prefer Unorthodox, so let me make that change right quick.

All right comrade, Everyone knows Orthodox Catholosism means traditional catholic worship Would that make everything else "unorthodox"? Where do these words come from? Progess, Congress, Digress? It means Good-, bad-, and two-? What are these ******** thinking? I'm feeling kinda woozy right now, partly because I think I smelled some wierd mold or something, and now I feel really shitty. It's just one of those things where you go "Wha? What was that *takes another wiff* Oh, so thats what it was. That smelled horrible! why did I do that?". So I guess this might be a bit more random, like a memoRANDOM written by a politician with terrets syndrome. And yes, I know thats misspelled.

Anyway, I like unorthodoxology. It's kind of like saying antiestablishmentarialism, instead of saying anarchy. But who likes saying anarchy? You're a nerd, next time you should say that it would throw the country into a state of antiestablishmentarialism. Because anitestablishmentarialism is just so groople to say, no? Say, ever jump down an entire set of stairs? It's fun, and when you do it, you feel like a badass. But when you land on a 14 year old, then it's just painfull. No for you, who cares about the kid? He's an npc put there to unfluence a point. And what about prefixes? In- means inside, but ex- can mean previous one. And Hex- means of six, but a hex is a spell and you're a witch [it's ok, we just kill you and give your land to someone else.]. I ask you to read the rest of this paragraph aloud. Re- In remember means to do again, but what about retard? Do you tard again? So you tarded? Tarding will tard? I tard, you tard, he tards, she tards, we tards, and they tard.

And pronunciation is key, Make sure to say sextant instead of the pleasure yurt. You'd be suprised how many strange looks I get for using sextant in normal conversation. And I pronounce it correctly. People should say corrections correctly so they don't say "Cur-errections". That's a bit TMI. Yes. I can make jokes like that, because this is my forum and it's my little sanctuary of dictatorship. Another thing, If demolition means removal by destruction, then what the hell is democracy? And construction, is the opposite Prostruction? And what's the difference between probation and masterbation? Masterbators are better at it, but probators do it as a proffession. And is a proffessor the opposite of a confessor? To lie about lye while lying is just flawed. Tell me this, why is it that people say oh the humanity when people die? And why is it revolving doors and devolving species? To disclaim is the same as proclaim, but has nothing to do with claiming. Why is frat a prefix to be used in many words but sorror isn't?

Remmber thatt teim wen I sayed tat u wood luse to Icue pointes pre karaker? u diD. Congratulations, you have gone from fruit to vegetable.