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 Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:10 pm
If the .Hack characters had IRL jobs, what would they be?
I think Haseo would be a prostitute and I think Silabus would be a librarian because he seems to like helping and meeting new people. surprised
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:05 pm
Ovan's job involves a white, beat-up, windowless van. Silabus accompanies him. They can often be seen circling local kindergartens. AND GABI IS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER and he wears that manthong from that staff voice picture. You guys know which one.
Pi would also make a smokin' hot librarian.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:28 pm
loloololol Gabi really would be a wrestler. XD
I think Zelkova would be a scientist or a surgeon because he wants to do Haseo's operation~
Sillybus would be a ***** with Ovan like Twelvie said and an elementary school teacher with Gaspard as his student teacher.
Haseo would be a stripper and/or prostitute, Balmung should be a lawyer (because he would look nais in a suit ♥) or something.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:24 am
I think Gabi would be a male underwear model.
Pi would be a hot librarian. IT'S THE GLASSES, ISN'T IT?
Ovan would be a *****, I agree.
I could totally see Gaspard as a teacher.
I think Atoli would be a florist because she seems to like the flowers blooming around her ankles. :0
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:47 am
Gabi can be anything I guess. loloolol
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:16 am
Pi I always saw more as an agent or personal assistant.
Gabi would so be a self-help book author. It would basically be about how awesome he is.
Hikikomori counts would plummet.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:57 am
Hmmm.....
I think Haseo would be a flamboyant assassin. He would not hold this job for very long but would still have quite the reputation.
Ovan is a stalker. No question. ***** works too, but stalker even more so.
Silabus and Gaspard would be teachers.
Endrance would also be a stalker.
Piros is clearly a graphic designer who is too enthusiastic. After getting fired for yelling at the boss for disrespecting graphics, he would join a cheerleading team which would soon afterward win first place.
Pi would be a strict librarian. Haseo and his flamboyant assassin friends would go to the library just to mock her.
Kuhn's a pimp.
I can only picture Tsukasa working in that same library, walking silently through the aisles and reorganizing the books.
Azure Kite would work at a candy store, but it would probably close down eventually because he looks kinda scary. Unless I found out where the store was and stalked him.
Crim would be a warrior. He would probably be locked in an insane asylum after a while.
Subaru would be a researcher. She would frequent the library just to see Tsukasa.
Silver Knight would work at the video store as he did before.
Mimiru would work there too and kinda make fun of him.
BT's a researcher as well. She's a rival to Subaru.
Bear's a spy. He's a man of mystery.
Natsume is a flamboyant assassin too. But she's not so good at the flamboyant part, so she just keeps working.
Shino is a writer, but she assists Ovan in being a stalker.
Sora is Haseo, so...
I don't feel like thinking up the jobs of the other characters.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:46 pm
lolol@Pi. Haseo really would do that though. XD With his lovely flamboyant assassin "friends."
AND WOW. Piros totally could be a cheerleader. Male cheerleaders, ftw. heart
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:31 pm
I think Shino would organize funerals. :0
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:30 pm
Gaspard would run a hobby shop, Pi would be a cheap hooker, haseo would be a male model and ovan would be a con artist
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:31 pm
Atoli would own a bird store, Kite would be a professional soccer player, and umm.... idk I can think of more later. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:22 pm
zelkova: game tester if can find net slum he's proably a pro
kayade: maid
bt: restraunt(her name sounds like sandwhich)
kite: idk it's weird i can't make anything up
blackrose: proably has her own business
mstral: stock trader
hasseo: BURGER KING (hasseo: i hate my job so much) lol ~(^o^)~
pi: bakery or whore either one is fine
kuhn: bar tender
piros: proably gets fired by messing thing up
gabi: casino owner( this would be be his dream job)
alkaid: 7-11
endrance: hair salon
gaspard: manga store
shino: emo store
atoli: voice actor
natsume: assian
bordeau: WHORE
negimaru: vegatable stand
grein: bbq
matsu: cop?
azure kite: punk fashion model
azure balmung:
azure orca:
antares: some kind sword trainer
tabby: waitress
sakubo: vantriliquist
ovan: CAPTAIN BUTTER BISCUTS
i'm still editing a couple things
Naota: crime scene investigator i like looking in the inside dead ppl(naota: organs are squishy : D)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:46 pm
Sauce-Kay lolol@Pi. Haseo really would do that though. XD With his lovely flamboyant assassin "friends."
AND WOW. Piros totally could be a cheerleader. Male cheerleaders, ftw. heart XD We all know Piros would be a cheerleader eventually. And yeah, "friends" rather than friends makes it far funnier X3
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:38 pm
Pi would be a nice hooker. :0
Oh Naota. xD All of your jobs made me lol.
Lolz Negimaru and a vegetable stand.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:12 pm
XxGrieverxX Pi would be a nice hooker. :0
Oh Naota. xD All of your jobs made me lol.
Lolz Negimaru and a vegetable stand.
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