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 Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:59 pm
I have few...
Yo mama is so old, when she was little, rainbows were black and white!
yo mama is so fat, she eats wheat thicks!
yo mama is so fat, spain claimed her for the new world!
yo mama is so slow, her family arrived on the june flower!
yo mama is so dumb, she thinks johnny cash is a pay toilet!
speaking of which, my mom baught a solar powered flashlight :O
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:00 pm
yo momma so thin she can jump through a cheerio
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:05 pm
Your Mother is so fat that she has her own solar system.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:17 pm
ok here r some jokes
yo mamma is so fat, that she tried to cut herself but she couldnt get through all the layers.
yo mamma is so fat, she jumped of the roof and bounced right back up.
yo mamma is so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie!!(makes wookie sound)
yo mamma is so fat, that her pants size is "b***h LOSE SOME WEIGHT"
yo mamma is so old, her breast milk is powdered.
yo mamma is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.
yo mamma is so fat, affects the tides.
yo mamma is so fat, the elephants walk past and say "DAMNNN SHES FAT"
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:30 pm
lemurlover101 ok here r some jokes yo mamma is so fat, that she tried to cut herself but she couldnt get through all the layers. yo mamma is so fat, she jumped of the roof and bounced right back up. yo mamma is so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie!!(makes wookie sound) yo mamma is so fat, that her pants size is "b***h LOSE SOME WEIGHT" yo mamma is so old, her breast milk is powdered. yo mamma is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt. yo mamma is so fat, affects the tides. yo mamma is so fat, the elephants walk past and say "DAMNNN SHES FAT" you got 2 of those from meet the spartans ;o
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:45 pm
jirachi00 lemurlover101 ok here r some jokes yo mamma is so fat, that she tried to cut herself but she couldnt get through all the layers. yo mamma is so fat, she jumped of the roof and bounced right back up. yo mamma is so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie!!(makes wookie sound) yo mamma is so fat, that her pants size is "b***h LOSE SOME WEIGHT" yo mamma is so old, her breast milk is powdered. yo mamma is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt. yo mamma is so fat, affects the tides. yo mamma is so fat, the elephants walk past and say "DAMNNN SHES FAT" you got 2 of those from meet the spartans ;o i know but there still funny
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:46 pm
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a penny, the snot squished out of Lincoln's nose! xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:31 pm
Yo momma so ugly when she walks outside she gets arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so so dumb she went to see a rated R movie and saw the sign that said under 17 not admitted so she went home and got 16 of her friends.
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat but away from the sun."
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo mommas teeth she went to New York and smiled and someone yelled "taxi."
Yo momma so dumb that the bar tender yelled "drinks on the house" so she went home and got a ladder.
Yo momma so dumb when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
Yo momma so ugly when she went into labor the doctor couldn't figure out what end to deliver the baby from.
Yo momma so fat and hairy I saw her at the freak show next to a sign that said "world's largest wilderbeast."
Yo momma so old that Jurassic Park brought back the memories.
Yo momma so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:47 pm
Yo mamma so slow she could make minute rice
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls the side walk cracks
Yo mamma so fat when she went to the beach she was the only one who got a tan.
Yo mamma so ugly she got the flava flav seal of approval
yo mamma so stupid she thought a quater-back was a refund
yo mamma so ugly she made 2012 come a year early.
Yo mamma so fat everytime she turns around she misses a season of friends
Yo mamma so skiny the olsen twins said "damn!"
yo mamma so hairy she looked like hi-jacker number 5, 7, and 10
yo mamma's so old she was at the first and last supper
yo mamma's so ashy she snapped her fingers and caused the great chicago fire.
Yo mamma's so dumb she stop drops and rolls everytime some one lights a match.
Yo mamma's so dumb she looked up in the sky when she herd of swin flu
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:51 pm
Your mama so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it.
Your mama is stupid stupid, she thinks that Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Eh, forgive. I don't get too into Yo Mama jokes.
:/
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:00 pm
Yo mamma's so stupid, when you were born she started clapping and told the doctor to pull out another one!
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:03 pm
Let's talk about planets, yo mama smells like Uranus.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:26 am
Chase from House MD: "Yo mama is so fat, when a beeper goes off, people think she's backing up."
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:05 pm
yo mommas so hairy she has afros on her titties
oh i made this one up but its not funny
yo mommas so stupid wen she asked wat IDK ment,a person answered"i dunt know" and she sed nobody does
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