Welcome to Gaia! ::

There are a lot of new faces, and I just thought. Hey. Usually when I post I look like a pseudo-elitist b***h who doesn't know what she's on about. Well, mostly I'm not. I just get a bit sniffy when the subject of the Gaia economy comes up because I hang out with too many Gaia-market-whores. You know, the people who have at least 1mil in reserve and make huge profits for playing the market smart.
I don't attend the market unless I need to, but I sponge up some of the know-how from them. I'm not an expert and don't want to pretend to be, really. I listen to what people say, for the most part, but I am a bit arrogant and don't like the idea of being wrong. So feel free to slap me and tell me I don't know what I'm on about.
xD

In any case, for the rest of you out there, who maybe don't know me from earlier guild days, let's get to know me.
We've already covered my spongey-ness and arrogance, so let's get to know the better aspects of your local Phreno.

I'm ******** Australian and a ******** swear. Nothing is sacred to me. Just so you know.

I like music in the background, not as a past time. I'm basically tone deaf, so things with heavy bass and a good beat are my favourite, but things with beautiful imagery and language (The National, Paul McDermott?) also catch me attention. I love language.
I hate weebos. Haha, I will tear you a new one if you spout Japanese at me when you're actually a caucasian American who just watches too much anmie. No, really. So, you know, don't.
Other things that aggravate me include typing with your forehead. Or writing that resembles this. Don't tell me you're dyslexic or that English is a second language, because I know plenty of people in both categories, and their writing makes me wow. So. You know. Try to avoid that too.

Otherwise, I'm pretty friendly. I'm an autistic depressive who suffers from severe anxiety, so for the most part I'll avoid conflict, no matter how much you troll me. I'm very complacent like that. Some days I might simply NOT GIVE A DAMN, and I'll just snap and snarl and be contrary for the hell of it. Except I'll ruin it by apologising repeatedly all through my rant.

I love writing. I love drawing. But more than both, I love acting. Really, really love it. It gives me the shakes and dizziness and nausea, but nothing is more awesome.

I'm asexual. That means I don't swing either way. I don't swing at all. Just the thought of sex makes me want to vomit. I have to physically leave the room (or cinema) when I'm watching a movie and a sex scene comes up.

Um.
Umumum.
Yeah.

I like to roleplay. I'm pretty literate, but occasionally people are all, like, "whoa, you're advanced-lit!" And I'm all, "Say what?"
But yeah, whatev. I've been here six years, or so, and most of that (like, 90/95%) was spent roleplaying in Barton Town. You could call me a veteran. People bow to my knowledge. If I was egotistical enough, I would definitely write a guide to making good (not necessarily popular...) roleplays. I will do almost any genre. Real genres, not that ******** up "OOH VAMPIRE SLAVEMASTERS IN A MANSION ANGEL GIRLS LOCKED ON LOLOLOL!!@#@11" bullshit.
Yeah.
I'm elitist and I'm ******** you.

(There's another thing I'm pretty assertive about. There you go.)

Anyway, don't be afraid to, like, argue a point I make or whatever. I rarely take these things personally, unless you make it personal.
I don't spellcheck tl:drs.
Oh. And. Uh. Nice to meet you.

Yep, asexualism is surprisingly popular.
Of course, some people aren't as asexual as they thought. I had a friend who said she was, but then of course she began uni...
Mmm, not so asexual anymore.

I'm the same way. Well, I'm interested in women, not men, but other than that...

This is why I don't post when I know I'm too tired to be coherent. Instead I actually tend to go to bed. It's a novel idea, I know.

I didn't know you were a dad! How old is your kid?

Ah yes. I know what you mean. I used to babysit. x.x