Gargantuan Bar and Casino is an establishment catering to women of the growing persuasion, offering such attractions as, well, indicated by the name. The specific services are as follows:
Bar Menu:
Drinks:
Skuld Surprise : A drink with a secret, and it's not just the recipe! A glass of this'll see you grow anywhere from 1-50 feet (use random number function for the amount of growth).
Coconut Margherita : A mixed drink with coconut milk that has a special kick--it'll swell out the bust on its consumer a good few cupsizes.
Ama Juice : A milky chocolate drink that gives a big boost to the bust--around five cupsizes or so. ...And no, it's not made from its namesake.
Diet Mountain Miss : A specialty drink for those watching their weight. Even the biggest girls will feel a lot lighter if they down this!
Meow Mix : Another mixed drink that can make the imbiber rather... Catty.
Cowbell : For those with a fever for cowgirls, this is the prescription.
Velveteen Rabbit : Because bunnies are cute, and bunny girls are cuter!
Scyllan Spirits : A distilled drink strong enough to make you lose your footing in a whole new way.
Harpy Sherry : And you thought Red Bull gave you wings!
Battini : A mixed drink that's sure to drive you a bit batty...
Full-of-Nothing Water : Reverses all effects, save for giantess growth. Good to have just before heading home.
Little Women : A wine for those giantesses (or normal people, too) who want to cut down on their height... Hey, it could happen!
Dreamland Bounce : A drink for the men! Roll a ten-sided dice: if three or above, the lady you're thinking of gains a cupsize and 20% more height. If eight or above, they gain two cupsizes and 40% more height. Wears off if the man, or the effected lady, drinks Full-of-Nothing Water. Height growth caps at 20,000 feet for 3 or more rolled, and 40,000 feet for 8 or more rolled.
Pumpahol : A hard drink made to for a man to give his lady. Roll a ten-sided dice, and she'll chug that number of times, for a 10% height increase each time. Max height growth 10,000 feet per pump.
Hard Knockers : Another hard drink for the guys to give their gals. Half a cupsize per shot.
Rack and Tan : An Irish specialty that gives a half-cup of bust, and around ten feet in height... Along with red hair and freckles.
Seat Cushions : It's a honkytonk badonkadonk served in a glass.
Champagne Ruler : A small, fizzy drink that gives 1-10 feet height (roll ten-sided dice).
Jagermonster : The mother of all drinks, it increases a giantess' size by 1000%, or tenfold! Due to its potency, it is only given out as a prize during special events.
More "conventional" beverages are served as well, including a wide array of soft drinks, wines, beers, and liquors.
Food:
Five-Hundred-Foot-Long : A meal fit for a giantess, you have to be some five thousand feet tall to stomach one, but you'll get a good five hundred feet out of it.
Heart-Attack Plate : A platter of barbecue and sausages that'll plump you up but good.
Thin-Strip Salad : A salad for those watching their weight. Filled with thin slices of carrot, cucumber, and other vegetables, it'll slim you down nicely.
The Big Bad Buffet : Made for all sizes! Just walk up and eat all you like! Just keep in mind there's nothing special about this food, other than it's excellent taste.
Casino Games:
Slot Machines:
Tiny Slots : Costs ten feet of height per play. Roll three ten-sided dice. Pairs give 100 feet, three of a kind give 1,000. Triple sevens gives 5,000.
Mega Slots : Costs one hundred feet of height per play. Roll three ten-sided dice. Pairs give 1,000 feet, three of a kind gives 10,000. Triple sevens gives 50,000.
Giga Slots : Costs one thousand feet of height per play. Roll three ten-sided dice. Pairs give 10,000 feet, three of a kind gives 100,000. Triples sevens gives 500,000.
Long-Shot Slot : Bet any number of feet in height. Roll three one-hundred sided dice. Pairs give a 1,000x multiplier (ie, bet 5 feet, get 5,000 feet). Three of a kind gives a 10,000x multiplier (ie, bet 5 feet, get 50,000 feet). Triple sevens gives a 100,000x multiplier (ie, bet 5 feet, get 500,000 feet).
Card Games:
Blackjack : Players and House draw one random number each between 1 and 13. 2-10 are their respective number cards, with respective values. 11, 12, and 13 are the Jack, Queen, and King, respectively, each of which holds a value of 10. 1 is the Ace, which may be valued at either 1 or 11. If no one has cards with values totaling 21, players and house choose to either draw another number (again 1-13) or stay as many times as they wish. However, the House may never draw at 17 or above. The player closest to cards with a combined value of 21 without going over wins.
Other Games:
Roulette : Players bet any number of feet in height on any one of a variety of bets. A random number is determined, between 1 and 36.
Single Number : Pick a single number on the roulette wheel. Payoff 36:1.
Double Number : Pick two numbers on the roulette wheel. Payoff 16:1.
Quadruple Number : Pick four numbers on the roulette wheel. Payoff 8:1.
Evens/Odds : Choose evens or odds. If the number matches, you win. Payoff 2:1. Zero is neither even nor odd.
Red/Black : Choose red or black numbers. If the result is a matching color, you win. Payoff 2:1.
1-18 or 19-36 : Pick either the higher or lower half of the numbers. If the result is in that range, you win. Payoff 2:1.
First/Second/Third 12 : Choose a group of twelve numbers (1-12, 13-24, 25-36). If the result is that group, you win. Payoff 3:1.
2-1, aka Column : Pick a column of numbers. If the result belongs in that column, you win. Payoff 3:1.
Row : Pick a row of numbers. If the result belongs in that row, you win. Payoff 12:1.
The roulette table, showing the numbers, their orientation in rows and columns, and their colors, is as follows:
Lottery Dice : Ten 100-sided dice are rolled by a roller after bets are made on the values of the digits in the added total of the dice's values.
Single Digit : One digit (0-9) is chosen. You win for each instance of that digit in the added total. Payoff 3:1.
Double Digit : Two digits (0-9) are chosen. You win for each instance of either digit in the added total. Payoff 1:1.
Double Consecutive : Choose two digits (0-9). If those two digits appear in that order in the added total, you win. Payoff 30:1.
Triple Consecutive : Choose three digits (0-9). If all three digits appear in that order in the added total, you win. Payoff 300:1.
Thousand Bet : Bet that all ten dice rolls will result in 100, for a total value of 1000. Payoff 1000:1.
Special Event:
The first person to win a triple match on the Long Shot slot machines wins a Jagermonster!
Employees:
Owner : Ahzi Dahaka
Bartender : Amalidsa
Chief of Security : lady_skuld (435,008,210,000 feet)
Casino Games House Dealer : Lilybell (Lady_Theia)
DJ and Pianist : Tim SoulSurfer
Establishment Rules:
1. No fighting. This is a reputable establishment and violence against its customers is not tolerated. Any "tinies" found attacking a giantess for any reason will be escorted from the premises. Those who refuse to leave at this point shall be shunned.
2. No outside sources of growth. In order to maintain a fair experience for our customers, all outside food, drink, weaponry, and magical incantations must be left at the door.
3. Males stay small. Our selection of drinks are formulated for women, and thus the majority of them have no effect on men. Only our Little Women and Full-of-Nothing Water drink items are effective.
4. Get HUGE! The bar and casino is conveniently located in a pocket dimension, meaning patrons may reach whatever size they desire to. So don't hold back, go for the big win!
5. Try to be at least semi-literate. Honestly, it is quite hard to read posts consisting of one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic (so no one ever had the chance to interrupt it's really quite hypnotic) (with all sorts of unrelated asides crammed in the middle) without ever using punctuation and misspelling every other werd (lol I liek mudkips because Im just random liek dat) and just going on and on n on without evr giving ur peers' eyes (lol fogot there color guys my bad) a brake.
It's understandable that not everyone is a poet laureate, or even fluent in English, but at least try to do little things like use commas and differentiate dialogue from narration.
6. Use some common sense, people! This is a bar and a casino, not a battleground or a place to fail horribly at showing off rediculous and unexplained god-mod powers and a**-pulled superweapons, nor is it a venue by which to display completely unrelated, disruptive, and downright random antics. It's an unusual place accessed in an otherwise perfectly normal city; one should not find post-apocalyptic biker centaur gangs running around right outside the door. So really, think a little before you post. It will make things much easier for yourself and others in the long term.
Banned List:
Those who cannot follow the rules shall be shunned. They shall also know the wrath of a very, very large bouncer if it so pleases said bouncer at any given moment wherein the offender attempts to post again. Shunned persons are as follows:
And fortunately that's it for now. Let's keep the list short, everyone! smile
Special Thanks:
lady_skuld, for suggesting a casino in addition to the bar and suggesting many food and drink items.
Lady_Theia, for suggesting and helping with various casino games and inspiring the occasional beverage.
Amalidsa, for inspiring Ama Juice and a few other drinks.
You, for participating!
Thank you for your patronage, and we hope you have a wonderful stay with us!
