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 Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:44 am
Who: Lucifer and Noel ~ DUH
When: Some time after the squirrel prank was pulled
Where: The cliff ~
Noel had no idea that the two had just set loose rabid crunch berry loving squirrels in the beaver cabin. Nope, he was sure that Lucifer had done something that would protect them from evil demon deer.
And now he had a new shiney rock. What a great day, protecting the cabin AND getting a new rock. Swa - eattt ~ The only thing that would make this day all that more better would be if Lucifer was naked. . .
And Noel spiraled down naughty thought lane. Ah, so was bliss, naked Lucifers and lots of the sexy times to be had.
He blinked back to reality and the two had ended up at the cliff.... When that happen? Why the cliff? Noel looked up at Lucifer, why here?
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:44 pm
Reaching the top of the cliff, Lucifer dropped Noel, flat on his butt before flopping down to sit himself. Why had he come to the cliff? Maybe to avoid the idiots of camp (who the hell came up here anyways), to be with Noel somewhere far -far- away from that damned moose and those raccoons. Or it could have just been that the cliff had a great view of the mayhem that was to be unleashed below. Yeah, definitely that one.
A glance at Noel, what the hell? What was he looking at? WHEN THE HELL HAD HE PICKED UP A ROCK?! WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LOOK OUT?! ARGGG!!!
"What are you doing?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:05 pm
Noel wasn't really paying attention. He was busy shining his new found rock 'Jason'. It would be cool if he had a mini rock chainsaw. Yeah man, Jason, defender of campers unless they were life guards who were making out while he drowned.
"Hmm?" Noel looked up at Lucifer," I'm shining Jason here. " The mod held out his hand revealing his new really neat rock. "It would be kinda cool if he had a chainsaw."
Yeah someone needed to smack Noel for watching to many movies. His brain really was moosh. But did Noel care? No not really.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:46 pm
Oh god, he could NOT be serious! ARRRGGG! Why was he tolerating the little idiot fanboy again? Oh yeah, he was cute, and for some unknown reason, Lucifer actually liked him. Sigh...
Facepaw!
"it's a rock, you named...a rock?"
Lucifer shook his head, one knee drawn to his chest, his chin resting on one paw. What an idiot...
"You really were dropped on your head as a child weren't you."
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:04 pm
Noel looked shocked, how did Lucifer know? Was he a mind reader or a time traveler? Well he was the savior for CHRIST sakes. ((little drum roll))
"How did you know I was dropped on the head?" He couldn't hide his amazement. Really, he had not expected Lucifer to know. How old was Lucifer any ways? Did time traveling deities have ages?
"Ye-yeah .. the rock just needs a chain saw I thi-" Before Noel could finish his sentence a seagull hit his hand causing him to drop his Jason stone. The stone rolled right off the cliff.
Noel gasped and ran to the edge of the cliff, one hand extended he cried out "JASON!!!" He had so many plans for that rock and now it was back where it had began. In the murky depths of the lake. Before the Brit could sob his first tear he also went over.
What did you expect? He had been leaning over the edge and this was Noel we're talking about.
Down he went, flailing all the way until he smacked into the water HARD.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:39 pm
Lucifer barely looked up, only glancing at Noel from the corner of his eye.
"That explains -so- much."
Really it did, how the hell else was it possible for anyone to be such an idiot--
s**t!
WHAT THE ******** HELL, NOEL?! ARRRGGGG!!! Before he had even had a chance to react, before he could even think of telling Noel to get the ******** away from the edge of the cliff...there he went, over the edge like a ******** idiot. ARRRGGG!! IT WAS A ******** ROCK!!
"NOEL YOU IDIOT!!"
Lucifer growled, gazing down as Noel plummeted from the cliff and landed with a massive splash in the water far below. GRRRR....now what...HE HATED WATER!
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:49 pm
Noel sunk into the murky depths of the water. Only bubbles from trapped oxygen from his fall really told you where the hell he was.
The brit was knocked out cold. Partly from shock, partly from falling 1000 feet and smacking into the water at such a great speed. Now he was on his way down to possibly sleep with the fishes.
Literally... and his rock Jason.
Down, down he fell.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:09 pm
Lucifer watches from the cliff above, eyes focused on where Noel had fallen, searching for any sign of the little fanboy. A splash, a flail, a tuft of fur, -anything-!
"Come on you stupid idiot! Swim!"
And there was nothing...s**t!
ARGGG!! Why the hell did Noel have to fall in the water, THE ******** WATER?!! There was only one thing he could do, s**t!
A low growl, Lucifer took several steps back, a running start, and he DOVE off that ******** cliff, into the ******** water below. HE HATED THE WATER! Hmph, should have just let him drown.
But he couldn't do that, who else would follow him around, and cling to his tail, damn Noel for being so cute. And damn him for making him swim through that damned water, paws reaching out, grasping at Noel's tail before it could fade from his vision. GRRRRR!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:14 pm
Noel was still out for the count but at least his tails were in good hands. The savior had dubbed him worthy to live and saved him!
That was all and great, but probably not something Lucifer would want to tell Noel. You know Noel would make a bigger deal out of it then it really was. Okay, so maybe saving his life was a big deal... but did he really want to have TAIL CLINGER around for life?
... one thing was for sure... Noel was out and he'd swallowed a lot of water.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:26 pm
His hand closed around the fanboy's tail and an instant later he had turned, swimming toward the surface, dragging Noel with him. Stupid little fanboy! Stupid, stupid idiot!
Growling under his breath, Lucifer swam for the shore, dragging Noel by the tail and finally on to the beach and dry land. Grrrr...what the ******** hell was he thinking, going off the cliff like that after a damned ROCK!
What the, he was still out? He had dragged him to shore, what more was he supposed to do? ARGGG!
"Hey! Wake up!"
THWACK!
Lucifer smack Noel upside the head. Wake up!
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:34 pm
Noel was out cold and being dragged on to the sandy lake shore. In his sleep like dream thoughts he was surrounded by THOUSANDS of Lucifers. A fluffy tail paradise. That was until something sent him spiraling back to earth and into his body.
His eyes jolted open and there was just red light at first. Focusing in , that red light turned into hair and then.... Lucifer? Noel blinked.
He couldn't talk, just coughed... water and fish spilled from his mouth and a little rock he had named Jason. The mod kept coughing out out spilled more water.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:48 pm
Sigh..
Good, he was awake, and he was okay. AT LEAST UNTIL LUCIFER KILLED HIM! STUPID IDIOT!
"You are such an idiot. If you ever do that again I am letting you drown."
Muttering, Lucifer stood up, shaking the water from his fur as best he could and trying to wring out his clothes. Damn it, he hated water! And now he was drenched.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:05 pm
Noel just latched him self to Lucifer and hugged. He couldn't believe that Lucifer was right there and had saved him. When had that happened? When had he needed saving?
Those dream Lucifers didn't compare to the real ones warmth. Noel kept his arms wrapped around his waist and buried his face deep into Lucifers chest.
"My hero~" Noel chimed from the comfort of Lucifers chest. He didn't want to let go. Not for anything, not even for his beloved serial killing rock Jason. Noel had his hero around his arms and there was no one in the world that he wanted to hug BUT Lucifer.
White hot tears slid down the mods face. Why was he crying? Maybe because he wasn't dead, maybe because he just thought of Lucifer in the nude. Who knew. They were tears of joy.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:49 pm
Arrggg....what the ******** hell?! Get off, get off, GET OFF! He was not a damned teddy bear! Damn it! He had just jumped off a cliff and gone swimming to rescue the silly little fanboy, he did NOT WANT TO BE HUGGED! He just wanted to go back to his cabin and get dried off. Damned water.
"Stop that!"
Paws on Noel's shoulders, Lucifer tried to pry himself free of the fanboy's grasp, pushing him away.
Tail twitch, here, hug this instead.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:55 pm
Noel was saddened .... until fuzzy tail came into view. Then he was happy again. The Brit boy turned Koala and hugged on tight to Lucifers tail. Easily amused much? Noel was for sure.
"YAY!" He hugged, "Thank you Lucifer. I almost was a dead audio.... You could have let me drown," The boy sniffled, "Im not worthy of your graceful mercy."
Noel just hugged and cried. He couldn't help it. Hot tears slid down his face and Noel was fine with it. He was alright . He had Lucifer.
Jason the rock sat , with a murderous glint, in the distance watching the two. Perhaps Jason the rock would never have his chain saw but Noel would have his LUCIFER TAIL. God damn it!
Snuggle snuggle ~
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