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The Hoo
Crew

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:05 pm


so this all started in spams thread i shall post you shall read and laugh
thread, anybody can join in whenever they want, spit some hot fire to make people laugh or show your skills, NOW READ!


lnconnu-
oo I came up with a poem! xD

Don't eat Joe.
Have a toe.
Wear a bow.
Hope you grow.
Down below.
Happy birthday you hoe
Hope your day is.. fantastipo.




The Hoo
Spam knows about them hoes
tippin on them fos
ridin on ravish rims
goin least bout 80
drivin all crazy
hair nice and wavy
all the sexy ladies
love him in his ciara mercedes

what now incon rofl


lnconnu-
Gorflimablastic. rofl xD

Spammy's old.
But he's gold.
He wears Glow
like a gigolo
He's so crunk
and a drunk
but he's cool
Unlike you, fool. mad
A very merry birthday to him from me
Have a cup of tea.
Or a glass of brandy.
Drink until you wet your panty
Or until you vomit
Which rhymes with Gromit.
Or be a loser.
Like the Hoo-ser. cool

I still love you though Hoo. xD


The Hoo
incon just sits at home
all monotone
while spam spends his days
going both ways
men and women
at the mall
trying to get em all
incon still at home
licking all that cool whip
acting like she wanna strip
all alone
waiting to get stoned

and i still luff you incon rofl
BUT WHAT NOW FOOL?!


lnconnu-
I DON'T EAT COOL WHIP. talk2hand But I am monotonous. And I don't wanna strip. There's a reason why I like clothes.

Hooey's gay.
All day.
He wants some funk
In Spammy's trunk
But he can't because he's too poor
to pay for Spammy's hors-deurve. cool
Cuz Spammy's the hottest around
No girl or guy can buy his ******** in town
You got to be special and have the money
Cuz Spammy's all about the honey.
And now that he's a year older,
His sex gets bolder. cool


The Hoo
Disco ball inside my mouth insinuates im ballin
your saggy boobs insinuate your fallin
you still fine tho
better stop lying tho
saying you like art
when you just wanna fart
but when its night
me and you gonna get right
but stop talkin bout gold
cuz you if we were playing poker you'd fold
go back to rappin bout money, hoes, and rims again
so you can get atleast one benjamin
and you know your stripper name is cinnamon

talk2hand heart

EDIT:spam mans gonna go get high
thinks he can fly
oh no you let him die
rofl pirate


and that is where it stopped
we finish this here!!! twisted
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:08 pm


and its your turn incon mad heart

The Hoo
Crew


^Jesus^

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:44 pm


just keep screaming "p***s" till the other shuts up D:
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:46 pm


xD thats no fun tho
how bout

i know your a** is from venus
but why do you still have a p***s?
rofl heart

The Hoo
Crew


lnconnu-

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:47 pm


xD Oh what? Can't the other people join too? >> I hate 1 vs 1 crap.

And sorry I was downstairs eating and playing with my baby cousin.

My car blew up.
I hydroplaned.
I got a ticket and fees to pay and complained.
Don't get in an accident.
It's not wise.
It sent me to my demise.
I still like driving.
I watch things that die when diving.
Like cows who eat grasses.
They have fat asses.
Like Hooey.
Who's chewy.
But he's still cool.
Like a tool.
Like the hammer in my hands.
Like Spammy's underpants.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:54 pm


yeah im gonna change it so everyone can join in 3nodding

you know spammy doesnt like to ******** around
thats why you shouldnt make a sound
or hes gonna beat you to the ground
what i say isnt profound
just like my red pimp cane
me and you should get in a plane
and join the mile high club
hopefully there will be a tube
but what is the mile high club?
is it like a pub?
now i dont feel like this is rap
just feels like crap

think my lines have died gonk crying

The Hoo
Crew


lnconnu-

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:00 pm


xDD It's all good.

Chicken Soup
It tastes like poop
The chicken coop
is a big whoop
The chickens squawk
And they bawk
So I hit them with my rock
Which is harder than an erect c**k
Chickens attack each other for food
Killing each other, oh so crude
Chickens are stupid
They're fat and repulsive
Just like some people
that are so impulsive
I hate chickens, but they taste good.
Like the richness in this hood.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:07 pm


i shall get my hot fire back!

knives and silly clubs
hoes and fake thugs
pimps, players, and all of the above
dont have what it takes
to get some of spammys love
i spit these scriptures
and straighten your dentures
come with me
and you shall see
why all these fool's pee and wee
but you cant enter
without your crodentials
so sit your s**t down
go on and get down
on incon's mystery adventure

doesnt make sense does it
cool

The Hoo
Crew


lnconnu-

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:36 pm


xD No not really. -was playing with baby cousin again- She's so cute! 4laugh xD

On a magical adventure,
My grandma lost her dentures.
Too bad, I don't like her.

My baby cousin can't say my name
It's just something she can't tame
But one day she will or I'll
Do something quite vile.
Actually, no.
I only do that to the demon child
Who I despise with a hate so wild
That kid is evil
I made her cry
It's funny.
She has a tendency to lie.
She has a duck. Smells like milk gone sour.
It needs a shower.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:44 pm


im gonna let someone else have a turn xD
too tired to think of anything xp

maybe i will if i get some food in me
make my tum go yum!
rofl heart

The Hoo
Crew


lnconnu-

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:47 pm


xDD Okie dokie. I had hu tieu for dinner. rofl

Until then, I'm gonna stuff some more food and try to teach my cousin a few things.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:54 pm


yeah im gonna go look for some food crying

The Hoo
Crew


Nehru

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:57 pm


The Ru and The Hoo
Sitting in A Choo
K-I-S-S-I...
Wait Wait Wait...
Because I might have a date.
Hoo will be jealous
Of my beatiful Zealous.
She's so fine.
So makes others want to Rhyme.
They rhyme til they hearts give out
Someone give CPR so they don't get out.


rofl rofl rofl rofl
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:54 pm


Tokajiin doesn't understand what you all said. But I enjoy reading all of it. @_____@;;

*Does not vote. talk2hand

Tokajiin


lnconnu-

PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:02 pm


Yeah, I prefer not to vote either. talk2hand I hate being compared to people.

One day in kindergarten,
A girl slapped me.
So I slapped her back, that made me happy.
Anger in her eyes, she hated me so
I wanna dump her in a bowl of hot miso
Never again did I play House with her
She's just a stuck up piece of turd.
If I could, I'd run her over.
With a large Land Rover.
Coincidentally, in a year so bitter
My uncle ran over a critter.
How sad, to die from rubber
At least it's better than too much blubber
"Get your blubber nuggets, they're chewy!"
They're made from dead fat things, how eww-y.
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